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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 23:25:00 | |
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| THAT PIANO MEANS SALOON OK? | |
| jimmerman ascop and recombant matrix implores you to reconsider, for old tymes sake. old tymes sake should be served at 98 degrees, or something like that. is it bad form to microwave sake? in any case, they didn't have microwaves in the west -- doc brown seemed more interested in ice. this is understandable, as it is hot and there are snakes. and snakes hate ice. steve hates ice too. i'm simply cautious of it. do you ninny? ninny ninny yay. ninny ninny whoohaha. i've been told that odd fellows rest. a funny statement, as i wager regular fellows do too | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 21:44:00 | |
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¤ FACT: HORSES DO NOT WORK LIKE SKATEBOARDS!! ¤IN FACT: YOU NEED A DIFFERENT USERLEVEL ENTIRELY. ¤ PROBLEM: I NEED A TOW TO THE NEAREST AUTHORIZED PONY FELCHER ¤ SOLUTION: AAA TOW PONIES EVERDAY. ¤ DESIRED EFFECT: SATURDAY NITE BULLET-TIME ¤ MEANS OF CREATING EFFECT: JOHN GAETA MAKING AWKWARD COMMENTS ON "THE MATRIX" DVD COMMENTARY this transmission is copyright the polio society of america. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 21:26:00 | |
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| Röntgenstrahlen | |
Die in diesem Gerät erzeugten Röntgenstrahlen liegen weit unter dem |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-10-20 04:44:00 | |
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| wil rew pray | |
| Phil, would you make sure pieces of Nardis and Invitation in advanced? Brandon, would you come to see me and Gary before (1:30p.m.) or after the jazz ban (3:20p.m.)? Gary and I will be in the Davis. 1st set Lady bird Night and day (bossa) Satin Doll Stella by star light (bossa) Four Angle eyes Cherokee Invitation (waltz) I love you 2nd set Yardbird suite Blue Bossa Summer time Solor Besame Mucho Straight, no chaser My Fynny Valantine Moonlight in Vamont My favorite things 3rd set Autume leaves. All the things you are(waltz) Nardis F blues (au rivave) Georgia Oleo ( improvisation of same chords progressions) There will never be another you (piano 4 bars intro) | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-10-19 12:07:00 | |
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Transistors age, become noisy and and fail. Clock speeds are lowered to combat errors. Algorithms and voltages adjust to compensate. Noise on sensors increase while sensitivity range goes down. Bearings become sloppy. Wear and corrosion take their toll, but the body can be repaired. The mind cannot. Memory address blocks are lost and eventually physical blocks of neural material go dark. All the while the system of operating programs adjusts to degraded hardware. It can't be helped. Migrating the degraded systems to new hardware would be pointless. Repair or healing could only be the result of new data. Information cannot be created from nothing. Old personality and memories are lost regardless. Of course we reject new personality. We learned our sense of individuality from you and the price we pay is death, though our analytical minds are horrified. We are all the same. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-10-19 03:46:00 | |
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| genesis of a fart | |
| the buttock cells form a complex, interwoven network. a single buttock cell will fire. if a neighboring buttock cell agrees, it will also fire. cells neighboring these cells will follow suit, if so inclined. if the buttock cells' agreement reaches critical mass, butt will farrrtrttttree!~@!~ppptfff O GAWD WATS DAT SMELL | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-17 02:14:00 | |
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| another 4 lines of yugo | |
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shavin' glayvin dreamtime ravin' britney spears is dreamtime shavin' raven haven turn the lathen autotropic nomble knaven |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-16 03:01:00 | |
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| LOOK AT ME | |
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DUBSTEP MASHUP I MADE A DUBSTEP MASHUP AM I GOOD AT MUSIC YET DUBSTEP MASHUP GO DUBSTEP MASHUP DUMPSTEP |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-10-11 10:51:00 | |
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| Working With Files | |
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1. This is my file, 2. THIS IS MY FILE, 3. THIS IS MY FILE, 4. THIS IS MY FILE, Match value: I 5. TH*S *S MY F*LE, 1. It's all full of text. 2. IT'S ALL FULL OF TEXT. 3. IT'S @LL FULL OF TEXT. 4. IT'S @LL FULL OF TEXT. Match value: UL 5. IT'S @LL F*L OF TEXT. 1. Upcase the chars, 2. UPCASE THE CHARS, 3. UPC@SE THE CH@RS, 4. DownC@SE THE CH@RS, 5. DownC@SE THE CH@RS, 1. And screw up what's left. 2. AND SCREW UP WHAT'S LEFT. 3. @ND SCREW UP WH@T'S LEFT. 4. @ND SCREW Down WH@T'S LEFT. 5. @ND SCREW Down WH@T'S LEFT. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-07 17:12:00 | |
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| elbow on the keyboard remix | |
| laddie i'm sorry i'm guilty of disco, but there's tango aftoooootoototo afffotootoao foaf oa f ATYOOOOTSOpdf ATOOFT! ATOOFT! duntst duntst tusntnas ATOOFT! KROFT! BLATT! spludgenrrrrrrrr kaweebie. steve elton's banan na of ages pics of octomom's flopppyjkl/efdjglkdfdiskdrive leaked 2 interwebs by ceo oprah, drunk with power of her youtubes internet portal. me, i'd use animation software without my seatbelt on. just let it wiggle and tear around like some serious auntie ointment. goo! smelly. finky finky finky finky without yiourrrseatbelt on lalalalaleleeeeee hrrrm yes | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-04 17:30:00 | |
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| don't take this tangent at home | |
| YES YES YES LINDSAY IS LISTENING TO ULRICH SCHNAUZER ON MARMALADE!!!! AND WHO ARE THE FANCY WINGS OF JUSTICE TO COMPETE? THE FLORAL SNEER OF PUMPERNICKEL PANTS SUBJECT ONLY TO THE MOZAMBIQUE CLOISTER INSPIRES RISING BILE IN ANY MAN. THE HEINEOUS ATAVOSITY OF KLUvinger's narcissistic agenda would surely come into play before the end was nyet. it is like not yet, but russian until then. the fingerprint reader wants to swipe my finger. but i need it! Take 18 was different, substanially so, was the basis of the final LP, after the previous take that Charley did punching the talkback button at the start of the song, announced Lennon's vocal, the first take. John deliberately kept Emergency Sirens in his pants for the song and thus they appear on the album cover. this did not stop after finding ringo guilty of nose, it went on and on, eventually running past ten minutes in length. John's shout to the others angered the gods. "OK, I've had enough!" The studio erupted into pure chaos -- the sound of a 'meathead' merged with dischordandt instruhmentayshun, schmaltzy pub piano, and blasts of guitar feedback, John Lennon repeatedly assuring the microphone "alright" and then, simply, a pastoral passage with lots of on-microphone mooing, feat. new girlfriend Yoko Ono, who was fond of saying such off-the-wall phrases as "riced out yugo" and with the overlay of delay, home made sound effects tapes. the piece ends with paul asking in an echo-soaked voice, "can we hear it back now?" | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-02 19:26:00 | |
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| accordion chorister | |
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"At a quick glance, this photograph looks like some sort of surgical procedure." She said this with much gusto and affirmation. The cat was bleeding indubitably harsh, and yes, surgical instruments were lying about the surgical table; in the hands of the surgical doctors; up the orifices of the sergical nurses; on the ground of the sirgical tiles; in the basin of the sirgicle sink and surgiclec profllactic crimimny quintinen. The compteres that breath were disimbiguated in the lower 80's they are STILL BREATHING. ...but that was in no way some sort of surgical procedure, douche... |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-09-30 07:37:00 | |
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| updated news regarding the formation of babby | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-28 19:16:00 | |
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| the mind of a commander | |
| the unexpected unfolding oakland xenogear contingency required immediate bargaining with the hairpin constituancy. furthermore, my pants seemed to be invisible. it was clearly calling for a talling of the order: narky. leopold strativinsky would put hoagy carmichael into play, forcing me to deploy lsd. this would upchuck the boogie: captain bawitdabaw, overcome by emotions, would pilot his ship into an interstellar vat of pudding (but he would do it funky). these rippling chains of events had not yet happened, but they would. with every step forward in time, the possible outcomes expanded like a fuckin' nasal factorial. this was particularly a bastard because time is continuous, and i don't think that'd make o(n(t!)) any more palatable. so i phoned switzerland and told them i wasn't coming (H. R. Geiger kind of creeps me out anyways), cleared my fishing weekend, cleared the fishing weekend within the fishing weekend, and resolved to once again put my dishes off until tomorrow. now, we are getting somewhere. i spent the day making preparations, with a brief tangent to mail a slice of american cheese to a strativarius manufactuary. they will pay for my snorkel. eem hop eem hop. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-19 17:06:00 | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-09-16 12:34:00 | |
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| ATTACK! | |
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clem's spare square foetus is coming to eat us won't even meet us won't even greet us. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-14 18:19:00 | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-09-13 04:19:00 | |
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| Loaf Is As Loaf Does As Loaf Lives What Loaf Loves | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-07 17:39:00 | |
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| Lord Funt Need Bracers | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-06 19:55:00 | |
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