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| YES YES YES LINDSAY IS LISTENING TO ULRICH SCHNAUZER ON MARMALADE!!!! AND WHO ARE THE FANCY WINGS OF JUSTICE TO COMPETE? THE FLORAL SNEER OF PUMPERNICKEL PANTS SUBJECT ONLY TO THE MOZAMBIQUE CLOISTER INSPIRES RISING BILE IN ANY MAN. THE HEINEOUS ATAVOSITY OF KLUvinger's narcissistic agenda would surely come into play before the end was nyet. it is like not yet, but russian until then. the fingerprint reader wants to swipe my finger. but i need it! Take 18 was different, substanially so, was the basis of the final LP, after the previous take that Charley did punching the talkback button at the start of the song, announced Lennon's vocal, the first take. John deliberately kept Emergency Sirens in his pants for the song and thus they appear on the album cover. this did not stop after finding ringo guilty of nose, it went on and on, eventually running past ten minutes in length. John's shout to the others angered the gods. "OK, I've had enough!" The studio erupted into pure chaos -- the sound of a 'meathead' merged with dischordandt instruhmentayshun, schmaltzy pub piano, and blasts of guitar feedback, John Lennon repeatedly assuring the microphone "alright" and then, simply, a pastoral passage with lots of on-microphone mooing, feat. new girlfriend Yoko Ono, who was fond of saying such off-the-wall phrases as "riced out yugo" and with the overlay of delay, home made sound effects tapes. the piece ends with paul asking in an echo-soaked voice, "can we hear it back now?" | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-02 19:26:00 | |
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| accordion chorister | |
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"At a quick glance, this photograph looks like some sort of surgical procedure." She said this with much gusto and affirmation. The cat was bleeding indubitably harsh, and yes, surgical instruments were lying about the surgical table; in the hands of the surgical doctors; up the orifices of the sergical nurses; on the ground of the sirgical tiles; in the basin of the sirgicle sink and surgiclec profllactic crimimny quintinen. The compteres that breath were disimbiguated in the lower 80's they are STILL BREATHING. ...but that was in no way some sort of surgical procedure, douche... |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-09-30 07:37:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-28 19:16:00 | |
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| the mind of a commander | |
| the unexpected unfolding oakland xenogear contingency required immediate bargaining with the hairpin constituancy. furthermore, my pants seemed to be invisible. it was clearly calling for a talling of the order: narky. leopold strativinsky would put hoagy carmichael into play, forcing me to deploy lsd. this would upchuck the boogie: captain bawitdabaw, overcome by emotions, would pilot his ship into an interstellar vat of pudding (but he would do it funky). these rippling chains of events had not yet happened, but they would. with every step forward in time, the possible outcomes expanded like a fuckin' nasal factorial. this was particularly a bastard because time is continuous, and i don't think that'd make o(n(t!)) any more palatable. so i phoned switzerland and told them i wasn't coming (H. R. Geiger kind of creeps me out anyways), cleared my fishing weekend, cleared the fishing weekend within the fishing weekend, and resolved to once again put my dishes off until tomorrow. now, we are getting somewhere. i spent the day making preparations, with a brief tangent to mail a slice of american cheese to a strativarius manufactuary. they will pay for my snorkel. eem hop eem hop. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-19 17:06:00 | |
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Touch your eye-------- ---ball TOUch Yoir ba eye right now!! TOUCH YOUR EYE (TEHH BROWNMB one) WIT your riHGT hand roight now on This day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE uuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu nnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnneeeeeeexxx xxxxxxxxxxttttttttt tttttttt TTUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUEEEE EEEEEEEESSSSSDAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! wateva!!!!!1111 1111 bruvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv TIOUC YOUR MUTHERFUCKING EYE. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-09-16 12:34:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-14 18:19:00 | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-09-13 04:19:00 | |
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| Loaf Is As Loaf Does As Loaf Lives What Loaf Loves | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-07 17:39:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-09-06 19:55:00 | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-08-29 04:51:00 | |
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Only two BRs today. 39729u82390uewrnmlosdfnml praise .5 * DEU Ackermann, Josef Chairman of the Management Board and the Group Executive Committee, Deutsche Bank AG + non-executive director of Shell * GBR Agius, Marcus Chairman, Chairman of Barclays Bank PLC and a senior non-executive director on the BBC’s new executive board. Married to Katherine, daughter of Edmund Leopold de Rothschild * ESP Alierta, César Chairman and CEO, Telefónica * INT Almunia, JoaquÃn Commissioner, European Commission * USA Altman, Roger C. Chairman, Evercore Partners Inc. * USA Arrison, Sonia Author and policy analyst * SWE Bäckström, Urban Director General, Confederation of Swedish Enterprise * PRT Balsemão, Francisco Pinto Chairman and CEO, IMPRESA, S.G.P.S.; Former Prime Minister * ITA Bernabè, Franco CEO, Telecom Italia S.p.A. * SWE Bildt, Carl Minister of Foreign Affairs * FIN BlÃ¥field, Antti Senior Editorial Writer, Helsingin Sanomat * ESP BotÃn, Ana P. Executive Chairman, Banesto * NOR Brandtzæg, Svein Richard CEO, Norsk Hydro ASA * AUT Bronner, Oscar Publisher and Editor, Der Standard * TUR Çakir, Ru?en Journalist * CAN Campbell, Gordon Premier of British Columbia * ESP Carvajal Urquijo, Jaime Managing Director, Advent International * FRA Castries, Henri de Chairman of the Management Board and CEO, AXA * ESP Cebrián, Juan Luis CEO, PRISA * ESP Cisneros, Gustavo A. Chairman and CEO, Cisneros Group of Companies * CAN Clark, W. Edmund President and CEO, TD Bank Financial Group * USA Collins, Timothy C. Senior Managing Director and CEO, Ripplewood Holdings, LLC * ITA Conti, Fulvio CEO and General Manager, Enel SpA * GRC David, George A. Chairman, Coca-Cola H.B.C. S.A. * DNK Eldrup, Anders CEO, DONG Energy * ITA Elkann, John Chairman, Fiat S.p.A. * DEU Enders, Thomas CEO, Airbus SAS * ESP Entrecanales, José M. Chairman, Acciona * DNK Federspiel, Ulrik Vice President Global Affairs, Haldor Topsøe A/S * USA Feldstein, Martin S. George F. 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President and CEO, Metrolinx * FRA Ramanantsoa, Bernard Dean, HEC Paris Group * PRT Rangel, Paulo Member, European Parliament * CAN Reisman, Heather M. Chair and CEO, Indigo Books & Music Inc. * SWE Renström, Lars President and CEO, Alfa Laval * NLD Rinnooy Kan, Alexander H.G. Chairman, Social and Economic Council of the Netherlands (SER) * ITA Rocca, Gianfelice Chairman, Techint * ESP Rodriguez Inciarte, MatÃas Executive Vice Chairman, Grupo Santander * USA Rose, Charlie Producer, Rose Communications * USA Rubin, Robert E. Co-Chairman, Council on Foreign Relations; Former Secretary of the Treasury * TUR Sabanci Dinçer, Suzan Chairman, Akbank * ITA Scaroni, Paolo CEO, Eni S.p.A. * USA Schmidt, Eric CEO and Chairman of the Board, Google * AUT Scholten, Rudolf Member of the Board of Executive Directors, Oesterreichische Kontrollbank AG * DEU Scholz, Olaf Vice Chairman, SPD * INT Sheeran, Josette Executive Director, United Nations World Food Programme * INT Solana Madariaga, Javier Former Secretary General, Council of the European Union * ESP Spain, H.M. the Queen of * USA Steinberg, James B. Deputy Secretary of State * INT Stigson, Björn President, World Business Council for Sustainable Development * USA Summers, Lawrence H. Director, National Economic Council * IRL Sutherland, Peter D. Chairman, Goldman Sachs International * GBR Taylor, J. Martin Chairman, Syngenta International AG * PRT Teixeira dos Santos, Fernando Minister of State and Finance * USA Thiel, Peter A. President, Clarium Capital Management, LLC * GRC Tsoukalis, Loukas President, ELIAMEP * INT Tumpel-Gugerell, Gertrude Member of the Executive Board, European Central Bank * USA Varney, Christine A. Assistant Attorney General for Antitrust * CHE Vasella, Daniel L. Chairman, Novartis AG * USA Volcker, Paul A. Chairman, Economic Recovery Advisory Board * CHE Voser, Peter CEO, Royal Dutch Shell plc * FIN Wahlroos, Björn Chairman, Sampo plc * CHE Waldvogel, Francis A. Chairman, Novartis Venture Fund * SWE Wallenberg, Jacob Chairman, Investor AB * NLD Wellink, Nout President, De Nederlandsche Bank * USA West, F.J. Bing Author * GBR Williams, Shirley Member, House of Lords * USA Wolfensohn, James D. Chairman, Wolfensohn & Company, LLC * ESP Zapatero, José Luis RodrÃguez Prime Minister * DEU Zetsche, Dieter Chairman, Daimler AG * INT Zoellick, Robert B. 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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2010-08-25 16:17:00 | |
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| poem found in a bathroom on the astral plane | |
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how many zeppelins have fried sniffing noses the resultant parcheesi farm is within specified limits how is haberdashery a crime? potatos peeling back the layers of the onion then mike 'the situation' sorrentino shoed up in his ferarri and gave me herpes simply by looking at me i was a changed man, so i uploaded my consciousness into the astral plane now i pee on hootie's soap from beyond just a bro in the flo i do miss cheesesteaks tho. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-08-25 00:33:00 | |
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I added a rotary switch to choose how soon you have it. It was built inside and completely revamped by the circuit so purposefully, according to the video's instruction... This 8-bit box from another downtemppo-electro Sitar Swami... If you've played a sitar swami, you KNOW how to flip the box. There are controls for a short demo, however nil. The astro-star helps vividly in this application. If you've played a sitar swami, you were certainly quite aware an incandescent knob is, unfortunately, the key to the entire enterprise. The devision of labor induces mad volumes of hate on this; however disconcerting this may be, it is necessary for proper function. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-08-24 23:55:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-08-21 02:10:00 | |
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| cream post it's a cream post compost it's a comm host com4 out the door 112500 9600 is over 9000 there is a captain of the knife across mount vesuvius in nerve damage of the corpus callosum. need to write some corpousus callousm cause some corrospondance fite for nigger nougat and don't call me racist just because im dr. laura sd;fksdl;f i have over 32 comm ports on mthrboard got mad terminal servin hay wassup its com24 9600 rite on u got CIT-101? tite flow. let's emacs | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-08-20 02:31:00 | |
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| If I were the queen of England, I'd just go around listening to "God Save the Queen" by the Sex Pistols on my iPod. | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-08-20 00:09:00 | |
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| it is an assurdity | |
| unsnortunately, the snoration of snorry snorry snoryns rnsoy snfosfnsdofnsodfnsof sndofsn dsnornyo snosr srnsorns rnsor snorns ros rsnornsorn sorwsn rosrnm sodrnpsdo fPOSJMFSKLDF JSDKLF SDKLF JSKD FSDJK FJ K fmkdpso fkPOSDKPOKFPO SKDPO Fkokl; fosdk fposdkf posdkF POK) fk;lf, ;ldm,s; lf,msdmf. OIEK@KDp[ [pkwe[ fksdl;fksdl;fksd. once there was a man named ted ted was very fancy man he had hat he had plan then the funk gone and make him tan tan tantantnasirofnkasd fklsnfmklsd fklsndfk tanny tanito fippe foppe fippe foppe drioariaosrfos guns n potatos you noe the marmosets are being controlled by daft punk? it is an assurdity. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-08-19 03:37:00 | |
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| Riced Out Richard Stallman is here to sell you groceries | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-08-18 01:07:00 | |
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| THE SICKENINGLY SWEET UNDERBELLY OF MAGNUM PI | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-08-18 00:12:00 | |
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| it turned out that the kingpin of sclaubian disco was holding out on me. they weren't remitting the entire desirature of zeppelins owed. this, was something i simply could not tolerate. helium would have to be vented. fusilages destroyed. it made me want a stiff glass of nog. but what could i do, it was july, and the store simply refused to stock it. one day i'll shit on their egg cartons... in any case, it was clear we had to loadout the "elanye" class buick with an A2 armaments compliment. the situation also warrented a code 024, but unfortunately afro biafra was unavailable for a complimentary visit. the steves on these nixons these days. does darma let you insuffilate your socks like this? | |
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