Riced Out Yugo
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-14 16:35:00
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THERE ARE MANY THINGS IN THIS IMAGE

LET ME CATALOGUE SEVERAL THINGS WHICH MAY BE PRESENT WITHIN THIS IMAGE: '[=[-†-]=]' {1}::¡-[::grass::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::limousine::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::plywood_panel::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::plywood_lattice::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::leaf::]-!::{˚ıJ}

Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-13 15:09:00
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for a fatter america
Pringles: For A Fatter America

seriously -- halp. i think i am addicted
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-10 11:33:00
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thought nodule
a dearth of octomom tonic. mysterious vagina-shaped couch. i see what you fucking did there. i've seen these things on the internet, in the last thirty seconds or so. who knows what the next minute will bring? am i a sponge or a sieve, today? another tite squeeze. remember mp3.com? no? i don't either. electro auto disco beat, always keep the electro suweete. asdhjkaskdhjasjk futz. i could feel the stuff starting to work on my jawbone. my angle with respect to reality began to take on a series of rhythmic, itchy tingles. i started to develop political feelings regarding orange juice. my third arm disappeared, leaving me with only two and a buick. but, well, the doctor told me that would happen. i am splitting into red and blue components. red goes to work while blue plays xbox. green stays in the capsule, airlock shut, to maintain smoke density, sonic acuity, and kick drum thudd. also writes yugo post for peanut. lisbon thudd. meeennnnarhgkl. trickle. duck. QUACK!~2 nevlsa nevilelsemkls ks[pd wossszd. sauce
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-09 08:08:00
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the military comes and goes; yugo remains the same
the military as portrayed in james bond movies
the military as portrayed in james bond movies
the military as portrayed in james bond movies
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-05 11:24:00
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Quaftical Tankertude
Cozz eye got soitified soitifficatte 2 tap datp shitzz maiyurao, 4 sure eye dew. lens melons across the zapes aof zimbable. turkeys! on themount. are they a planned part of the shopping experience? is it merely because visiting shoppers provide bread for gobble? or is there a deeper conspiracy at work? sjkldfjlsd;jkflsd kaput.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-03 19:51:00
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i can't stick to any particular paradigm very long, it would seem
my weasel is an easel/smear some paint just like vin diesel. my tank is a plank; it's just like a yank. my yak is hack, but i awarded him a plaque. my glue is blue, but still use it i do. my hat is a bat and just flew away, at that. my rhymes are chimes, ringin' out good times. my lenses are those of all menses, bustin' barriers, eatin' defenses. fffffffffffffffing ya.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-03 19:39:00
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∫(goop)=ln(yule/z^3)+c; c=(goop)+(.2348329i)
Haween!
eafkn pictupump
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-02 22:40:00
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Í
12398129-412893-1293812-39124-01284102-12
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-02 22:34:00
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pillar of holy unity
get away from my children right now or else i will call the fucking police do you know what time it is mister its is really late very late you should be in bed by now dont you know anything

i am not very happy with you you know that dont you you had me worried sick half to death you should be more careful you little slippery dickens oh look there is richard d james how lovely i am happy i could share this moment with him

<---disregard this
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-02 22:26:00
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two turntables
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-03-02 05:01:00
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and we could use some ointment
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-27 07:11:00
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the last view in your short fuckijn lyfe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-27 06:59:00
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lost bob dylan song (maybe)
i'm outta cranberry,
i ain't got cranberry,
i want some cranberry,
cranberry juice.

but i ain't got cranberry,
i'm outta cranberry,
and i want some cranberry,
cranberry juice.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-27 01:53:00
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RICE TIME INCIDENT
Twisted windy valvekirken, god damn it I need to make some rice already and I just sat down. I'm serious about this, as soon as I started writing this post I remembered I wanted to make some rice so I could use the peanut sauce before it became inedible peanut sauce. Then I realized how interesting it was to have the desire to write a yugo post, and the desire to make rice, combine. the background image right now is some really weird picture with a lot of jargon-class widgetry and a guy's head in a foam square squisher. tiger-print arm clutches additional camera. christ is it ever rice time
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-26 23:40:00
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Tmrsenlrterioultredthnevistoeuaneiscdseaelnsuxhiiugarlcfisifuft. Tenhrctoecehracwice. Tfhoibcotielacitinerhhcesrscomfadrlelhuutcfthtee. Trhutnwntairgrsicahoosllahwateorhfooestihsowalrfirlstceeurilpiaioefochploapte. Tnhoetiidocn. Tseaetvresariarntgancihooittvcdr. Tuxekan. Taephhcaadnsdmxutueoonkinnyemssrtrknlefiterhoe. Teicrormeshitfrsemahaeresehuuqstchstem. Tiemcotnsillhhrhieoiwd. Teeoseeeshmenggwioaoxiesstrnnlmihogreomhbrikdbinplicexesaenit. Tlseooeehtgdehehanrhadreaomefcipgogleadeltphimrwnobcrfnyeleraoeifdciairiwdvgtifirnanracer.

Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-02-18 22:19:00
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the incredible confusing letter h
some fine examples i've prepared earlier:
  • swirxh
  • squance crossswitch
  • singh sandwich
  • singh her show her
  • hhaughtuhyuthzth
  • hathathathathathhatttt t t
  • the houghtful
  • lea her sea her
  • ayhhthyhtghtghully
  • hathahthathathathhhttaththathatatataataataaaa
  • slaxyh

eh ned of lie hine.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-18 18:22:00
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2 fat, 2 fly
2 fat 2 fly
too fat to fly
2 fat, 2 fly
2 fat 2 fly2 fat 2 fly
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-16 15:18:00
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TELLURIDE
ls0i dk4hh dsjd8jd89 THIS IS ALAN GREENSPAN REPORTING LIVE AND DIRECT FROM
THE NORTHERN FRINGES. TOUR OF FRANCE FOR $4.
RECYCLE COTTON INTO PORTABLE DATACENTERS
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
A MAN IS EMERGING FROM THE CHAOS
LADIES AND GENTLECREATURES
TELEPROMPTER IS MALFUNCTIONING.
ALL CIRCUITS LOCKED
THIS IS GOING
TO COST YOU!

END OF TRANSMISSION
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-02-16 02:12:00
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DMT
Test:hummMM DING tesselation tesselation UNCHARACTERISTIC FLORAL MOTIF!! ::{wise sage remembrancer} sits on moss like one of the proud insect philosophers of Callisto::_–—fading. ::[initial taste date recall vector]=14/7/1999; COORDINATE=44°36'5.83"N,74°58'5.21"W; LOCATION=Postwood Beach, Hannawa Falls, Pierrepont County, New York, USA, Earth, Sol, MW, Virgo; SUBJECT: mineral taste of Raquette River water::—–_
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-02-14 02:42:00
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