Riced Out Yugo
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in the future
in the future, we'll all have virtual reality that is indistinguishable from reality. you will be able to load virtual boxing and be virtual george forman. you will be able to load the virtual rumble in the jungle and be virtual muhammed ali. you will have virtual george forman's virtual muscles, virtual reflexes. but training is not virtualizable. consequently, instead of getting into flame wars on message boards, in the future, all virtual arguments will be settled with virtual boxing. DIBS ON ALI, surf like a butterfly post like a bee
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-03 14:51:00
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we control the horizontal; we control the vertical approximately 66.7% of the time.
fun facts about riced out yugo:
  • riced out yugo is riced out.
  • riced out yugo puts everyone first in line.
  • riced out yugo is about america.
  • riced out yugo is about the world.
  • riced out yugo hasn't had a scandal since... the last one.
  • riced out yugo is pro-consumer.
  • riced out yugo was founded in 1946 by sweedish nuns to help with the restoration effort after World War II. sadly, however, the founding nuns were actually cross-dressing male grifters from yugoslavia, who, after getting smashed, decided it would be a good idea. the misappropriated church funding lead to a series of international debacles, with the hot dog incident of 1964 firmly securing riced out yugo on the international scene. today, riced out yugo continues to deliver controversial and thought-provoking material, now conveniently delivered in the formFJSDKFJ OH CHRIST THE POPE HAS LASER VISION
  • riced out yugo is constructed entirely out of environmentally-friendly, so-green it's dank materials. mostly soy logs.
  • riced out yugo is riced out.
  • riced out yugo is fueled by satvia plants, venetian snares, little squares of paper, and lord pichard d. james captain of the s.s. idm
  • riced out yugo has a pirate AM radio station... somewhere.
  • riced out yugo pirates development software using stolen wifi, only to run mad codez on it pilfered from linus torvlad'z sekret codez stash.
  • the riced out staff enjoy riced out pistachios.
  • at a riced out party, be sure to ask about the riced out white russian, also known as the yellow russian. no, not because of that you dirty little monkies. it's because we add pure extract of #E4DA3A, riced out yugo's primary riced out color.
  • riced out yugo employs literally trillions of electrons, every single hour.
  • while riced out yugo controls the horizontal 100% of the time, it only controls the vertical 66.7% of the time. the remaining bandwidth is left aside for the viewer to
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2008-12-03 01:19:00
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beer[3]
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-03 01:00:00
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post-post blowout
post-post blowout!! only Q$39.Ax00h dolleridoos. whaeeoowwwewowwhuuuauwhauwhau
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-01 15:30:00
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pre-trip jitters
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-01 15:29:00
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have clavichord will travel
half-rim glasses, wool peacoat and ironic scarf optional.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-30 16:24:00
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lunch menu for Friday 4/20/2009
A breaded chicken breast on bun, tater tots, green beans and 2% HOLY SHIT LOOKOUTAFUCKINGEIGHTFOOTPRAYINGMANTIS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-30 16:08:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #5
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 20:33:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #4
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 19:46:00
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non typical reaction to ROY
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-29 07:58:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #3
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 05:13:00
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overheard in the barracks

"report, private."


"sir, i am switching wheelie chairs as there are two in my command module and it is my right as an american to do so, SIR!!"
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 03:55:00
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Yes, may I please speak with LORD STRANGEBLOKE??
LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop may i take a message, please?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 03:37:00
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Wat overload
WAT IN THE BUILDING. WAT IN THE HOUSE, EVERYBODY SAY WAT WAT WAT YO! WAT IN THE STREET, WAT IN THE TOWN, WAT IN THE PASTRY, WAT IN THE MOTHERBOARD, WAT ON THE INTERNET.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-11-27 19:50:00
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Also on Tonight With MTW...
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It's 20% outside today. A whole 20, oh yes.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-11-27 19:49:00
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Maybe a bit heavy for ROY but fuck it
I am increasingly finding people with similar mentalities to myself. It starts with a common ground such as subject matter like music, movies or drugs. Then it expands into deep thought provoking ideas and theories that we equally have identical opinions on. It’s odd when this kind of anomaly occurs – it’s almost like a “glitch in the matrix”. Some weird coincidence in space and time. I can learn a lot from observing people that are almost identical or similar to me. I then have a lot more control over my mind and the way my life turns out. It’s interesting; I find life a bit like a road trip through towns and villages that you haven’t been before but seem nicely familiar – you can make informed decisions on the kind of place that village is based on past experiences of other villages. You choose the speed of your vehicle, choosing to travel through places at speed or slowly. You can also learn more about that village from analysing the surroundings and the attributes of the place. Now if you can get your head around that metaphor I’ll give you a cookie.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-11-27 19:45:00
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testicle turkeys
I give thanks for the white people who slaughtered the indigenous people of our land. Without the theft of this land and pillage of those people we wouldn't be having such delicious turkey and stuffing today!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-27 11:15:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #2
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-27 03:15:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-27 03:05:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-25 01:16:00
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