Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
did you know???

that you can!!!

but you won't.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-07 00:34:00
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nervous ted shoots some finkmeat
and did dine for eleventyfourth winters and one tuesday.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-06 20:43:00
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quazzi plazza strasse
eleganr nosefink descends from nose hairs to delay trio of compluter-stranged 3o. isu3 kpl kso and loiue sed jspo3 f f horatio elder j3op znezazazxazzaxax kdfl; kerfouftte truffleeeekopepo sodfj TIMESHADWO t3kp o000000 soiikjei foO elkast louicue tient ororining ne ensienslsdjd eiesdlkjf

sj[eo fish
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-06 18:10:00
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impatience
can we get to 3000 alred
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-05 16:52:00
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typhoid fever in pakistan
what's this one called again, mac?? hexa... octangle? drowning on octangles. simply drowning in octangles. SO MANY OCTANGLES OH GOD THE OCTANraindrops keep falling on my hed. isometric hax maed of LED. cooperative religion, compariive religion, britney spears accessory dog religion. we've found our mixer. a woman can never be too which or too when, but should never be how or why. WAT. turismo gentry. elastic haxxor. chemical brothers sampling my thought patterns. tank recordings. richard are you out there? alpaca, cashmeierere, angle, cotton. cottonangle. croctangle. isohedrone. eyuouryiuvament. roundabout. chioeurhraeiusty etruscan. jfjf377. squaretangle. rhombus dance. love pyramid. dirigible scheme. ted zeppelin. LEDrangle. hextangle. SCHREW@!!~ gug3lieheim. grueeelastix. t329 funt. chor3 ch0o3 cho3 hco3. charlie was a chesmit but charlie lies no moar, wat charlie claimed was science hax was just BS of yore.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-04 17:01:00
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i got nicknamez 4 all my gunz

i got nicknames 4 all my gunz

drop it with the priests

n kick it w/ teh nunz

turbodeluxe whistletip punz

ee ee ahh ee ee ahh wooOOOOo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-04 02:09:00
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in the future
in the future, we'll all have virtual reality that is indistinguishable from reality. you will be able to load virtual boxing and be virtual george forman. you will be able to load the virtual rumble in the jungle and be virtual muhammed ali. you will have virtual george forman's virtual muscles, virtual reflexes. but training is not virtualizable. consequently, instead of getting into flame wars on message boards, in the future, all virtual arguments will be settled with virtual boxing. DIBS ON ALI, surf like a butterfly post like a bee
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-03 14:51:00
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we control the horizontal; we control the vertical approximately 66.7% of the time.
fun facts about riced out yugo:
  • riced out yugo is riced out.
  • riced out yugo puts everyone first in line.
  • riced out yugo is about america.
  • riced out yugo is about the world.
  • riced out yugo hasn't had a scandal since... the last one.
  • riced out yugo is pro-consumer.
  • riced out yugo was founded in 1946 by sweedish nuns to help with the restoration effort after World War II. sadly, however, the founding nuns were actually cross-dressing male grifters from yugoslavia, who, after getting smashed, decided it would be a good idea. the misappropriated church funding lead to a series of international debacles, with the hot dog incident of 1964 firmly securing riced out yugo on the international scene. today, riced out yugo continues to deliver controversial and thought-provoking material, now conveniently delivered in the formFJSDKFJ OH CHRIST THE POPE HAS LASER VISION
  • riced out yugo is constructed entirely out of environmentally-friendly, so-green it's dank materials. mostly soy logs.
  • riced out yugo is riced out.
  • riced out yugo is fueled by satvia plants, venetian snares, little squares of paper, and lord pichard d. james captain of the s.s. idm
  • riced out yugo has a pirate AM radio station... somewhere.
  • riced out yugo pirates development software using stolen wifi, only to run mad codez on it pilfered from linus torvlad'z sekret codez stash.
  • the riced out staff enjoy riced out pistachios.
  • at a riced out party, be sure to ask about the riced out white russian, also known as the yellow russian. no, not because of that you dirty little monkies. it's because we add pure extract of #E4DA3A, riced out yugo's primary riced out color.
  • riced out yugo employs literally trillions of electrons, every single hour.
  • while riced out yugo controls the horizontal 100% of the time, it only controls the vertical 66.7% of the time. the remaining bandwidth is left aside for the viewer to
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2008-12-03 01:19:00
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beer[3]
kl3;k,s;lkdf;ls 3-92-0r spodf sfsdf slperf liljon kburp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-03 01:00:00
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post-post blowout
post-post blowout!! only Q$39.Ax00h dolleridoos. whaeeoowwwewowwhuuuauwhauwhau
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-01 15:30:00
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pre-trip jitters
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-01 15:29:00
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have clavichord will travel
half-rim glasses, wool peacoat and ironic scarf optional.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-30 16:24:00
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lunch menu for Friday 4/20/2009
A breaded chicken breast on bun, tater tots, green beans and 2% HOLY SHIT LOOKOUTAFUCKINGEIGHTFOOTPRAYINGMANTIS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-30 16:08:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #5
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 20:33:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #4
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 19:46:00
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non typical reaction to ROY
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-11-29 07:58:00
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #3
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 05:13:00
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overheard in the barracks

"report, private."


"sir, i am switching wheelie chairs as there are two in my command module and it is my right as an american to do so, SIR!!"
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 03:55:00
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Yes, may I please speak with LORD STRANGEBLOKE??
LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop LORD STRANGEBLOKE is currently consumed by a tea party at the residence of COUNT WEIRDCHAP that got stuck in an infinite loop may i take a message, please?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-29 03:37:00
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Wat overload
WAT IN THE BUILDING. WAT IN THE HOUSE, EVERYBODY SAY WAT WAT WAT YO! WAT IN THE STREET, WAT IN THE TOWN, WAT IN THE PASTRY, WAT IN THE MOTHERBOARD, WAT ON THE INTERNET.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-11-27 19:50:00
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