Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
Foreclosure 4000
i had it all: widgets from spain. doorknobs from calcutta. irony from the moon. but then, interest rates took it from me. my god-given right as an american to borrow as much goddamn money as i pleased was suddenly and cruelly stamped out. where is the justice? if i cannot hold this piece of plastic - my credit card - in my hand, and feel a giant, endless pile of heaven welling up - what else is there? what is happening to america? this used to be a great country, until those terrorists showed up.

oh well. time to go watch fox news, and see if ford is running any new ads for red pickup trucks. i like red pickup trucks.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 13:01:00
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tap your foot
tap your foot toke your funt twist your faders stroke your cunt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 12:24:00
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children's keybard from japan
kangaroo men on stilts sideways sideways lilts. red bowl red water red beats red watter condo in ashland for totalitarian macbeath hedz. it's a new probertoprey, shedo shedont shedonky. eletoral billy dee williams with extra class on the side, the finest malt liquor in the galaxy. masodik galamb, hello heloo hello, philip k. dick android theft. do yugos dream of cheaply-made sheep?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 12:17:00
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GOOD MOERNING

I WANT TO KILL THE PERSON DOWN THE HALL WHO KEEPS DRINKING THAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT IT SMELLS LIKE AN IHOP THAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN THREE WEEKS

EYE VANT 2 KILL TEH PERSON DOWN ZEE HALL WHO KEEPS DRINKING ZAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT EET SMELLZ LIEK AN IHOP ZAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN ZREE WEEKS

STAB SOURCE OF OPPRESSIVELY CLOYING COFFEE ODOR CONTAMINANT THAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT IT SMELLS LIKE AN IHOP THAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN THREE WEEKS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-05 09:33:00
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EARWIGS
WATEARWAR WARIW ARI WAIE EARWIG WIEGI WAIG WEE AWIE EARWIG WIARIGW WIAGI EIW WIGWAM EARWIG EARWIG WEATR EARWIG1!!!!~~~ earwigearwigswewiar searchwewi seari iocei earwig s wear earawig earwigz ewaar earwigS EARWIGS EARWIGS EARWIGS EARWIGS EARWIGS lol earwigs lol earwigs rofl rofl lol lol EARWIGS!!! lol
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-05 09:11:00
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picrobananagement flange tube
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mick squadroun
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-03 16:06:00
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h.g. wells-class post
"So," the man asked, clearly anxious to get on with things, "you can give me directions?"

"Why, of course..." I said, trying to contrive a believable spiel of horseshit so he'd get lost and I could steal his precious shoelaces. I'm usually good at such things, but I was a bit off that night.

"It's, uh, to the south," I began. The man nodded. "OVER the bridge... but UNDER the water..." I continued.

I sensed the man was starting to become alarmed, so I slacked my tone, much as one does on that tuesday morning when you finally run out of toothpicks... but then, that tuesday comes for all of us someday. and it's a mean fucker. Thus was written by Larry in 1982, when He declared it to be the Lord's law god bless
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-02 22:10:00
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papa sack
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-02 21:59:00
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HILLARY RODHAT CLINTOP SPEAX

"If I'm the president, we will attack Iran... we would be able to totally obliterate them"

                --Hillary Clinton
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-01 11:17:00
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nostalgia waxes
hey padre. jomama shedonkey shedonkey. according to firefox, these words are not spelled correctly. according to firefox, firefox is not spelled correctly. spelled is spelled correctly. memories of cube with humming dell. same place, pavillion instead. dell is spelled correctly; pavillion is not spelled correctly. rtqp suspects spell-checker conspiracy. yugo reader lol's. rtqp takes another sip of coffee, nibble of breakfast, and keeps typing. clear and present memories of venetian snares in hungary. drumdrumdrumdrum hajnal. ceephax needs his acid back. why did you have to take his acid. why did you have to take ceephax's acid why why WHY WHY WAI WAI no u
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-01 08:45:00
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alalaldkkkjfj*!(( so random xddddd also sprach zetathustra
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-04-29 19:37:00
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anderson cooperfield

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-27 00:54:00
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lets roll
BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-24 18:50:00
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jon's high school girlfriend's little brother just called him "lord mulder"
let the whole world know.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-24 11:59:00
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Honest Steve knows the best
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And that my son, is why we created h4x.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-04-23 11:00:00
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in soviet pam, food sticks to you
  • swirlys
  • PIGEONS1!!
  • in soviet pigeon, head bobs body.
  • capitulate or pie
  • AFFIRMINATE
  • vesuivius!!
  • afterburner
  • turboboost
  • chjase end wit dat alive yo
  • kewpawr
  • tds
  • q
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:30:00
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pizzaface turbobase
pizzaface turbobase
beestereinstein clankymoist
wat zifzifzifzifzif foof qi2 -7
ERROR IN COMPUT
ofooofffbrrr.pl sez larry wall infotaco meltdown in biggie stack.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:23:00
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wat is produkt
wat is produkt.
wat is revolution.
wat is grammatical.
wat is 'petaphysical.
wat is electric windows down.
watis elctrcdnkys hofjavl bodivia.
wat is america on mind-expanding rugs.
was is james bond hanging on the fusilage.
wat is
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:20:00
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fql;3k;leras
lskdjf s d MRISRTR CREOALE kkel;kl;s d[pskl itz only yugo wat.... OR IS IT?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:11:00
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CAN HE DO IT
HE JUST MIGHT LOSE THE NEXUS. THIS COULD PROVE TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-22 13:50:00
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