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IOTT 0.000 87.785 63117
IOLI 0.000 87.785 63118
IODICE 0.000 87.785 63119
IOANNIDIS 0.000 87.785 63120
INTRIAGO 0.000 87.785 63121
INTERRANTE 0.000 87.786 63122
INTERMILL 0.000 87.786 63123
INSCO 0.000 87.786 63124
INLOES 0.000 87.786 63125
INGRIM 0.000 87.786 63126
INGLIN 0.000 87.786 63127
INGLESE 0.000 87.786 63128
INGALA 0.000 87.786 63129
INFIELD 0.000 87.787 63130
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rabbit-kun

3 : 1 / 216 = 0.00462962962962963
4 : 3 / 216 = 0.0138888888888889
5 : 6 / 216 = 0.0277777777777778
6 : 10 / 216 = 0.0462962962962963
7 : 15 / 216 = 0.0694444444444444
8 : 21 / 216 = 0.0972222222222222
9 : 25 / 216 = 0.115740740740741
10 : 27 / 216 = 0.125
11 : 27 / 216 = 0.125
12 : 25 / 216 = 0.115740740740741
13 : 21 / 216 = 0.0972222222222222
14 : 15 / 216 = 0.0694444444444444
15 : 10 / 216 = 0.0462962962962963
16 : 6 / 216 = 0.0277777777777778
17 : 3 / 216 = 0.0138888888888889
18 : 1 / 216 = 0.00462962962962963


3 : 1 / 216 = 0.00462962962962963
4 : 4 / 216 = 0.0185185185185185
5 : 10 / 216 = 0.0462962962962963
6 : 20 / 216 = 0.0925925925925926
7 : 35 / 216 = 0.162037037037037
8 : 56 / 216 = 0.259259259259259
9 : 81 / 216 = 0.375
10 : 108 / 216 = 0.5
11 : 135 / 216 = 0.625
12 : 160 / 216 = 0.740740740740741
13 : 181 / 216 = 0.837962962962963
14 : 196 / 216 = 0.907407407407407
15 : 206 / 216 = 0.953703703703704
16 : 212 / 216 = 0.981481481481482
17 : 215 / 216 = 0.99537037037037
18 : 216 / 216 = 1
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-09 02:15:00
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I LOVE YOU ALL
i raelly like to do things and like dthings and space out and do things I HAVE FUCKING SCHIIERNAOTNEAPTAE OAEPOFEORP POAE PEA PP EWTP AEWORPOARSPO APEORPO AIDS LOL FUCK YOU TOO YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHONG ABOUT UUU OMG COTTON CANDY okay so like ones there was a man named john stalllvvvverrnnnnnn ppotototottootototototooto tootooo okay like once i was like out on this thing that you know what i'm talking about and things were different because they're always different and i failed calculus once like a while back but like i was strapped down by doctors and they fed me lies intraveneouzzsdfl and i was like man these things are really true but i didnt really believe them and now i'm here and don't look at me like i'm crazy you fucking prick i'm not fucking crazy okay i'm not crazy don't look at me like that jesus fucking christ i love you man i love everything about you the way you look the way you act and the way you think BUT FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOCOTOR SELF YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK i hate these things where people expect me to look the same as they do or act the same okay like dude what the fuck man i don't give a shit about your perception or whatever okay so like once i was talking to this dude AND GODDAMMMIT STOP INTERRUPTING ME I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WALL OF RAMBLING TEXT YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK FACE FUCK FACE FUCK FAFCE FAUK oaky so like i was drunk the other night and i realized that that that that that fuck i lost it again okay well anyway i think that dane cook is overrated and people should be original cuz i grew up on milk and cereal and i never forgot like the things that i was taught when i was growin up you know and anyway so like i was bold and new to this world that one day and I SET THINGS ON ACID ACID like beats and rhythms and like one thing is going on at one time signature but my mind isn't going there. you guys are fucking me over with your swing dancing. jesus. GET A LIFE HYPERFUKBOT ALRIGHT JUST JEEZ GET A LIFE but i'm just like nah get a fucking death but they're like nah so i'm like k lets just agree to STOP IT STOP IT STOP DOINJG THAT I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT DEAR GOD OKAY ITS NOT NORMAL ITS JUST NOT NORMAL WHNE YOU TALK LIKE THAT OKAY FUCKKKK FUCKK FUCKK FCUKK i think i like rhythm why can't i write melodies anymore things have changed you know things just aint the same fo gangstas times are changin but the game aint changin so i act quickly thinking ahead strategically HEY YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH WOODEN SWORDS NAW MAN I DONT BUT LETS DO IT ANYWAY OKAY YEAH LETS DO IT ANYWAY SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH FUCKING PIECES OF WOOD THAT WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-09 02:08:00
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Wig overload
Mahjong will not be able to attend the next Yugo annual meeting, due to wig overload.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-05-07 17:48:00
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elegant ela fitzgerald

elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started
elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started
elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 17:41:00
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Foreclosure 4000
i had it all: widgets from spain. doorknobs from calcutta. irony from the moon. but then, interest rates took it from me. my god-given right as an american to borrow as much goddamn money as i pleased was suddenly and cruelly stamped out. where is the justice? if i cannot hold this piece of plastic - my credit card - in my hand, and feel a giant, endless pile of heaven welling up - what else is there? what is happening to america? this used to be a great country, until those terrorists showed up.

oh well. time to go watch fox news, and see if ford is running any new ads for red pickup trucks. i like red pickup trucks.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 13:01:00
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tap your foot
tap your foot toke your funt twist your faders stroke your cunt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 12:24:00
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children's keybard from japan
kangaroo men on stilts sideways sideways lilts. red bowl red water red beats red watter condo in ashland for totalitarian macbeath hedz. it's a new probertoprey, shedo shedont shedonky. eletoral billy dee williams with extra class on the side, the finest malt liquor in the galaxy. masodik galamb, hello heloo hello, philip k. dick android theft. do yugos dream of cheaply-made sheep?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 12:17:00
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GOOD MOERNING

I WANT TO KILL THE PERSON DOWN THE HALL WHO KEEPS DRINKING THAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT IT SMELLS LIKE AN IHOP THAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN THREE WEEKS

EYE VANT 2 KILL TEH PERSON DOWN ZEE HALL WHO KEEPS DRINKING ZAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT EET SMELLZ LIEK AN IHOP ZAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN ZREE WEEKS

STAB SOURCE OF OPPRESSIVELY CLOYING COFFEE ODOR CONTAMINANT THAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT IT SMELLS LIKE AN IHOP THAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN THREE WEEKS

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-05 09:33:00
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EARWIGS
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-05 09:11:00
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picrobananagement flange tube
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-03 16:06:00
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h.g. wells-class post
"So," the man asked, clearly anxious to get on with things, "you can give me directions?"

"Why, of course..." I said, trying to contrive a believable spiel of horseshit so he'd get lost and I could steal his precious shoelaces. I'm usually good at such things, but I was a bit off that night.

"It's, uh, to the south," I began. The man nodded. "OVER the bridge... but UNDER the water..." I continued.

I sensed the man was starting to become alarmed, so I slacked my tone, much as one does on that tuesday morning when you finally run out of toothpicks... but then, that tuesday comes for all of us someday. and it's a mean fucker. Thus was written by Larry in 1982, when He declared it to be the Lord's law god bless
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-02 22:10:00
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papa sack
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-02 21:59:00
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HILLARY RODHAT CLINTOP SPEAX

"If I'm the president, we will attack Iran... we would be able to totally obliterate them"

                --Hillary Clinton

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-01 11:17:00
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nostalgia waxes
hey padre. jomama shedonkey shedonkey. according to firefox, these words are not spelled correctly. according to firefox, firefox is not spelled correctly. spelled is spelled correctly. memories of cube with humming dell. same place, pavillion instead. dell is spelled correctly; pavillion is not spelled correctly. rtqp suspects spell-checker conspiracy. yugo reader lol's. rtqp takes another sip of coffee, nibble of breakfast, and keeps typing. clear and present memories of venetian snares in hungary. drumdrumdrumdrum hajnal. ceephax needs his acid back. why did you have to take his acid. why did you have to take ceephax's acid why why WHY WHY WAI WAI no u
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-01 08:45:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-04-29 19:37:00
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anderson cooperfield

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-27 00:54:00
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lets roll
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-24 18:50:00
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jon's high school girlfriend's little brother just called him "lord mulder"
let the whole world know.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-24 11:59:00
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Honest Steve knows the best
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And that my son, is why we created h4x.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-04-23 11:00:00
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in soviet pam, food sticks to you
  • swirlys
  • PIGEONS1!!
  • in soviet pigeon, head bobs body.
  • capitulate or pie
  • AFFIRMINATE
  • vesuivius!!
  • afterburner
  • turboboost
  • chjase end wit dat alive yo
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:30:00
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