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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-03 16:06:00
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"So," the man asked, clearly anxious to get on with things, "you can give me directions?"

"Why, of course..." I said, trying to contrive a believable spiel of horseshit so he'd get lost and I could steal his precious shoelaces. I'm usually good at such things, but I was a bit off that night.

"It's, uh, to the south," I began. The man nodded. "OVER the bridge... but UNDER the water..." I continued.

I sensed the man was starting to become alarmed, so I slacked my tone, much as one does on that tuesday morning when you finally run out of toothpicks... but then, that tuesday comes for all of us someday. and it's a mean fucker. Thus was written by Larry in 1982, when He declared it to be the Lord's law god bless
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-02 22:10:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-02 21:59:00
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HILLARY RODHAT CLINTOP SPEAX

"If I'm the president, we will attack Iran... we would be able to totally obliterate them"

                --Hillary Clinton

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-01 11:17:00
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nostalgia waxes
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-01 08:45:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-04-29 19:37:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-27 00:54:00
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lets roll
BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA. BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTA DRIVE BRUTHA.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-24 18:50:00
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jon's high school girlfriend's little brother just called him "lord mulder"
let the whole world know.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-24 11:59:00
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Honest Steve knows the best
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And that my son, is why we created h4x.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-04-23 11:00:00
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in soviet pam, food sticks to you
  • swirlys
  • PIGEONS1!!
  • in soviet pigeon, head bobs body.
  • capitulate or pie
  • AFFIRMINATE
  • vesuivius!!
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  • turboboost
  • chjase end wit dat alive yo
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:30:00
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pizzaface turbobase
pizzaface turbobase
beestereinstein clankymoist
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ERROR IN COMPUT
ofooofffbrrr.pl sez larry wall infotaco meltdown in biggie stack.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:23:00
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wat is produkt
wat is produkt.
wat is revolution.
wat is grammatical.
wat is 'petaphysical.
wat is electric windows down.
watis elctrcdnkys hofjavl bodivia.
wat is america on mind-expanding rugs.
was is james bond hanging on the fusilage.
wat is
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:20:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-23 00:11:00
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CAN HE DO IT
HE JUST MIGHT LOSE THE NEXUS. THIS COULD PROVE TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-22 13:50:00
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A GIRL STARES AT ME FROM ABOVE
I THINK SHE IS WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE. I THINK SHE IS PRETTY. SHE IS VERY PRETTY. BEAUTIFUL... I WISH I KNEW HER NAME.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-22 01:27:00
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hello
troufougles m'lord, trifingons mcclee, overdy dunderdy whoopidy whee. paul klee attax
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-04-21 19:24:00
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REMEMBER KIDS, DRUGS = SATAN
Please consume legal products such as alcohol and cigarettes that are economically sound. Remember, taking non-financially helpful drugs is bad for your health and bad for the people of America for no apparent reason. If you do illegal drugs, you are a sinner. Please report to your nearest church immediately, and don’t forget to pay your taxes early.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-04-21 15:37:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-04-21 15:22:00
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i'm cultivating bacteria strong enough to every living thin
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but don't tell the potato man cuz he'll get pissy u kno
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-04-21 04:40:00
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