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Riced Out Yugo Proudly Gives Kane & Lynch an 11 out of 10
this will be a lesson to me - to follow up on my hunches more often. i saw the television ads for kane & lynch, sadly after my "commercial slogans that weren't" post was written. in fact, i almost did a vol. II, simply because i wanted to rip into this shitware a bit. now i read about the atomic gamer conniption gamespot has caused, and i realize i should have acted on this. it was like when i wrote the post titled "a book report by general betrayus" before the ad was run in the new york times. so how did i know? before the voiceover glamourizing the drugs and violence aspect of the game kicked in, the first fucking frame of kane & lynch themselves killed it for me. if you are not up on james bond films, i suggest you look at Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd. when a game's main characters are borrowed from an oft-parodied, 30-year old action film, you have to wonder where they halfassedly lifted the rest from. suck my tits, eidos. if you want to sign an ad contract with yugo so you can pull it, just drop us a line. also, for the record, i thought the tomb raider series was turd.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-03 08:55:00
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FOLKS
FOLKS FOLKS FOLKS FOLKS FOLKS FOLKSFOLSKFOPL,SKF FOLKS FOLKS FOLKSFOLKSFOLKSFOLKSFOLKSFOLKSFOLKS FOLKS gods, what a geriatric word that is.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-03 08:28:00
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We are going nowhere and everywhere.
(analog hacker extraordinaire) (analog hraoacker extrdinaire) (anag hrloaoacker exinairtrde) (anag hrkeaxrloinaoac eirtrde) (eaxrlog hrkanaitrdenaoac eir) (denaoeanaxrlog hrkaitrac eir) (nanarlog hrkaitr acadeoexeir) (nanaexec kradhrgitr aaloeoir) (khananairxcdr ~~goiter~~ areolae) (anolanacdr hgokiter erxareai) (anancdrlog hakier exotraaire) (ananlog hackier exotradraire) (analog hacker exotrnaidraire) (analog hacker extraordinaire)
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-03 01:56:00
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-02 23:38:00
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Google AdSense in Full Effect
RICED OUT YUGO SELLS OUT.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-02 18:00:00
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RICED OUT YUGO ENHANCEMENT PILLS
I FEEL CONFIDENT AND SEXY AGAIN THANKS TO RICED OUT YUGO
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-01 16:21:00
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I, er... welcome PLINY.
(Did I miss a staff memo or something guys?)
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-28 18:04:00
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MY BRILLIANT WRITINGS VOL. I
TRUE GLORY CONSISTS IN WELDING WHAT DESERVES TO BE TACKED; IN TACKING WHAT DESERVES TO BE DUCT TAPED; AND IN SO WELDING AS TO MAKE THE WORLD HAPPIER FOR OUR WELDING IN IT.
Posted by PLINY THE WELDER @ 2007-11-28 17:53:00
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Riced Out Cereal
WHY NOT HAVE SOME Wat-O's Special Q Riced Crisps Raisin' Hell Bran smaqks checkqs Ape-Nuts Honey Nut Now Weedabix Moldin' Crisp Brute Loops Accosted Flakes Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker's Old-Tyme Digital Oats Groovy Pebbles Cheery-Qs THIS MORNING??
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-28 12:32:00
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commercial slogans that weren't
cheetos: the special capsules that can make a man larger. Madden 2009: LOL you're still buyin' this shit too bad we bought out NFL rights e-harmony: getting u laid unless ur fat lol LG Mobile: Buying a better cell phone SAVES THE CHILDREN. 7 days: 7th generation photocopy of other shitty scifi shows 7 days: this show sucks so hard RTQP had to write a second slogan net neutrality: ensuring bit torrent can transfer legal data. GEICO: 15 advertisements could create a bunch of viral marketing in your brain Guitar Hero: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar Rock Band: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar And Have No Girlfriend To Blow Their Cash On spike tv: gender equality is temporarily suspended here A WEEK'S SUPPLY OF PLACEBOS FOR THE COST OF A POSTAGE STAMP, COULD WE AFFORD TO DO THIS IF IT DIDN'T WORK??? august hope: letting you watch 7 movies in two hours. be hip without depleting your clip!! playstation: starting at the cost of only 7 car payments SPEND $24,000 AND SAVE $100 ON A TOYOTA miller chill: u trailer trash? wnat 2 gets teh laid??? disaronno on the rocks: cocaine on my tits COMCAST: Pay us dollars to ream you up the butt there's stupid, and then there's army stupid. IT IS NOT A GIMMICK! IT IS REAL SCIENCE!! THIS STOCK FOOTAGE OF D00DZ IN LAB COATS PROVES IT!@!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-28 02:29:00
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LAY IT DOWN LAY IT DOWN LIKE THIS
Beep bloop bloop, beep bloop bloop bloop-bloop-bloo. TAKE IT DOWN YO, TAKE IT DOWN YO YO YO
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-27 15:38:00
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cJONHFESSIN THYME
al'[right u cujntas, itlls lay it on thqwline 4u lolsucl,. hjere is how drukqrfs play casarole in teh 23th cventryu musiz of afx twine (aleso wit: dicekman, smpofdgecaes, fonicboi on rope): fjirst i find ED of teh chamriclal bros in a fclub and he nhjeeds a lien reel bad.ly. i t3ll hyikm i;ll give him an 8ball and a bjag of sklightly axspired pervitin tblaets if je gets n2 me tank. whjen he does, ie3llock ed inside thar tank 4 5 week with higha quality, neumann condenswer mckiyfone plrgged n2 bneve preamp, eqz. record edxs waitl2s of despair, load thn2m n2 sampler. thent3 i usjed tyhe sampl3s to nmaek a track3 called DFGJKLDFGsdfgh whiqch got releasaed as gwarek2 on dtruqks. othjer tha3n thatt dtruq2ks haev playew3d no role in my msuics.
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-11-27 11:41:00
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Transcript
Rumble, "whoa!". ... flute music \| Greeve mrs what(?() \| BIRUGB \| Greeeeeeveveveve (in my head) \| Haha yeah, there ytou are hgahahahahaQ"iou2i2
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 15:54:00
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YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO XCQWHAT%
PErcentage of fux in the fux area, pitch black drunk sex ual percentage fux. Fux is the new era of fux, in the dark in the dark in the dark, reeeeeeeeeec in the darfk/. Sex u a l . io n the dark
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 15:41:00
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Absolutely fucked out of my fucking head you cunts comeponeoneop3429857y8ihwknre,fr qr3wfd
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm de-0tgariwung the ioce cream in attempt toharnsss the p-iower of the cazt yo! lhtyrlfp;'lur I]'m ginna pull up in a black vanyoyoyoyoyooyyo fufck. anyway errttpr.... rtqp is going to drink more of teh vodkas to catch uyp in order to fux speach and shit. yeha. MORE COMING SOON
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 15:38:00
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WE WELCOME THE NEW LAYOUT, AS IF IT WERE A BROTHER
HELLO MARIO-STYLE RSS BUTTON, HELLO IMPACT FONT TYPE, HELLO , HELLO EVERYTHING.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 11:24:00
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spot on tally ho
I say, some peanuts (non-packing pls) would come in handy right now. I have to throw them at the Tchaikovsky --- OOH A TURKEY
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-25 00:08:00
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i hate when things go bad
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-11-24 18:36:00
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outgoing call
Note: Will not cure dry mouth.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-24 03:03:00
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today
today i had painful fucking hate on a plate on a slate on a table on a grate. it was ok.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-23 15:14:00
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