Riced Out Yugo
sophos nancyvirus

OH DARLING!!!

VERIFY MY F.A.T.!!

CHECK MY C.R.C'S!

HEAL MY VIRII

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-16 13:16:00
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elegant musical performance!!
tonight juno reactor will open for john mccain at the verizon cisco citgo turbo arena 3000. juno reactor will preach from a bible of funky beats, aided by dennis hastert on xylophone and glockenspiel. trust us, that sounds insane, but you will shit your pants when you see how well this man plays the goddamn glockenspiel. he was wasting his time in politics. speaking of which, john mccain follows with his intelligent softshoe boogie (ism) dance n music n light show act. a splended time is guaranteed for all, unless you're in a concentration camp (gitmo). stay for the afterparty with dj rtqp, who will spin mad trax, and slip in occasional nuggets of sudden, violent sauchnic trauma. when it is time for the evening to end, he will load his patented "motion sickness" synth patch. $5 door, drinks $2, 21+, don't be a jerk and we won't have any problems k
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-16 12:51:00
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tarseltronic
bveiritny spears. britney spears crying. britney spearz cryin in teh her mercedes. britsnee sparz cryin in teh mer mercedes mit sneaker rear view mirror ornament. bviratknee sars cryin in teh her mercedes mit sneaker rear view mirror ornament which is likely illegal in the state of california. bratknee saks cryin in her teh schnellfuhrer mit sneaker hind view mirror das ornament which is likely illegal in the state of california and will result in her getting a ticket sometime in the future. bviratknee sars cryin in teh her mercedes mit sneaker rear view mirror ornament which is likely illegal in the state of california and will result in her getting a tricket sometime in the future and TMZ will bring you the finest coverage onm this breaking news
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-16 01:34:00
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THE RETURN OF PNRFNE AND THE GLORIOUS INTUBE OF DOOM
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-15 09:51:00
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cnard faec. hwatwricqiclari airw via rpwitrc. lfene iow mpows. aaah, ah. chord faec. nip nip in the bud. alpha-beta pruning. chorizo isososolezzzez, my previcious. ofo2 ,w,w ivi NPW mnt nopq nq* nopq npq sry tnjo2o duuud o wow funk 2 u n2 tehhhh boogie glue funkydunkyrigi-- bbble unt, uh. nuh-uh, uh-huh. dfoqooqoq zim ckfw290 zmmzmzzm 90w3m3 mmmm 2o2o2o2oo dixoxide. vovf3 ovedtr IP. fi03 sfux 0g3m,,,, aoo 2,nj4io snxax ao2e sneuvuers bars and ajorwcgaic mifslfkseaek. bueubblle lyfe. elloe owhe. chez crater. clam-whiz.

clamboi ardee.
clambaroni n spleese.
leg of clam.
always cook with clam.
pounded clam
clambourito
clamburger
clotdog
clamds
clamonds
edward schnissorclams
snip snip snmip

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-15 03:49:00
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IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-15 03:35:00
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More features being implemented
*Yugo server goes from 61C to 62C*

*Public see nothing new*

*Mass riot*
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-14 17:12:00
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TRAINING FOR THE REGAN YOUTH
[Connect TRS-80 64K COLOR COMPUTER to television monitor, and plug in.]

[Turn on TRS-80 64K COLOR COMPUTER.]



[Insert ZAXXON Casette into TRS-80 CASETTE RECORDER, and make sure it is connected properly.]

CLOADM [enter]

[press play on TRS-80 CASETTE RECORDER]

S

F ZAXXON
OK



EXEC [enter]

Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-11-13 20:33:00
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DONT TALK ABOUT DARWIN! ITS A THEORY! ITS NOT A LAW, ITS NOT A FACT!
Bridge the gaps between species, boys!

!POOF!

!ZAP!

BORT!!!



Lawyers for the parents may have wowed the judge and reporters, but what about the people? How will this play in Dover?
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-11-13 19:49:00
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Unguligrade funk, Plantigrade beat.
uilliuiaitiatitlata cjuunkchunkchyuk ulluiuiuluouauaa chunkchyunkricnk uuluulluiuiiaatiaitia chryurnktcyernk sro ulluiuiyiyiyiiyiyiiaq qwerqwerqwrqw tooqooqootioqtitqo chryan curuarjjdntbun toqooqotoqotoqo chyurnkchyunkrcurnk crunkcrunkcrunk crinkcrankcrunq
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-13 13:45:00
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orthocopter
pew pew pew flapflapflap pew pew pew flapflapflap pew pew pew flapflapflaaaapflapflapflpflpppp eeeeeeiiiooooouuuuuuu BOUGHEMWTN43m,, he was a good man your hsband died bravely madam
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-13 05:44:00
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fader
flange solo
delay chorus
reverb solo
delay chorus
fader
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-13 05:34:00
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reverb solo
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-12 15:37:00
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wwwww
help how do i induced current D:
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-12 12:52:00
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power blar
minkymonkyionyoy ymosyio WHOA chjeck the plumbingh HEDSMASH TIARPLATERSR platelits hominids the senseless murder of an innocent gorilla. chjeck the miquriofone, chjkec, eins duo. mic happy hourr 1-2. malarky the l;afwari rnt deepo foeo3 existential foetus toejam of righteousness +2
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-12 11:02:00
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porktanker post
metatarsal wingnut
existential ingot
futuristic terriggible
terappan across teh sky
somehow this be rhymin
dont ask me how or why
futuristic tourism
essletopian moor prism
funkydaddy dee
metatarsel lee
oH
TEH FUNK
Ho
TEH FUNK
oH
TEH FUNK
Ho qwat
fuNk, fUnk
qwat yO
fUnk, fuNk

THANMK YU AND VOET OBAMA 4 GREAT RPEISNDENT BLACK MAN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-12 09:49:00
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where my hustlas at
richard nixon is a naughty uncle
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-11-12 04:06:00
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riced out yugo post #2424
i can has inter-joke
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-12 00:03:00
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cyb3r w@t
join the jetpack club
destroy the psychotron
it's done with mirrors
1001001010010010111010010100101010
logging out 247298478923468
ILLEGAL COMMAND
download successful
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-10 23:35:00
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funky chud muffins (hit frank sinatra single in 1912)
oh, funky chud muffins
i love you
oh, funky chud muffins
without you what would i do
oh, funky chud muffins
i love youuuuu!!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-10 21:04:00
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