Riced Out Yugo
Riced Out Yugo performs a bottom of the barrel stunt
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EVERYONE GET OFFENDED
PROTEST YUGO
GET US IN THE NEWS


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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-31 07:09:00
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i found my severed head methodology
it was in the back seat of mah six fo
i got mugged and it fell baack there while the gelatinous cubes slitted my teeth
Then PNFRNE SHOWED UP AND IT WAS LIKE "PNRFNE SAYS HIA2U2" N LIKE THE CUBES WERE FUCKING FUCKED WITH LASER RADIATIONS. OKAY SO LIKE REMEMBER THAT TIME I WENT INTO THE CENTER OF THE SUN AND HAD TO FIGHT OFF THE ENDLESS NULL PADDING? OKAY LIKE THAT ONE TIME WAS KIND OF RELATED TO THIS. SEE WHEN I GOT RID OF THE GELATINOUS CUBES I WAS DRIVIN MY SIX FO IMPALA INTO THE HOOD AND THIS GARBAGE DATA JUMPED MY ASS LIKE "LOL CORRUPTED FILES" AND I WAS LIKE "WELL DAMN WTF" AND LIKE I GOT MUGGED AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING PISSED TO SAY THE LEAST, SO I LIKE DD IF=/DEV/ZERO/'D THEIR ASSES TO SAY THE LEAST TO SAY THE LEAST. MY EYES WERE HURTING AT THIS POINT. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY. PLEASE HELP ME.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-30 23:01:00
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i was banned off the internets
i had a schizophrenia attack and william shatner banned me off of the internets
please let me back William, i promise i won't cheat on you again
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-30 22:51:00
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world's largest mulletj
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i was arrested for hax evasion
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-30 22:49:00
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So...
Has anyone found this guys hat yet?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-10-30 17:13:00
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TOPOLOGICAL BALLS
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-29 23:26:00
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WHO CAN SEE ME WHEN IM NOT HERE
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I CANT SEEM TO FIND MY OLD BEANS, HAT FACE
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-29 18:53:00
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ICH LIEBE FUNT
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-10-28 21:31:00
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OH MY GOD LET'S ALL STRESS MAHJONG OUT
YOU DO REALISE THAT THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING DEAL IN THE WORLD, HOLY SHIT... !~!~!~!~! WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS, WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS.

FUCK YOU

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-10-28 13:08:00
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Britney Spears finally shows some artistic ability

"Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! Fuck it!"
            --Britney Spears


Source
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-28 07:10:00
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Why J. K. Rowling outed Dumbledore
Thousands of religious nutbags have protested the "witchcraft" in Harry Potter, and attempted to get the book banned.

The recent Dumbledore episode was a little reminder from J.K. Rowling that she now has more money than God, does not need their business, and doesn't give a shit what they think anyways. Since said religious nutbags have not done her any favors - exactly the opposite, in fact - she decided to have a little laugh and make them all simultaneously blow a gasket.

Too bad it wasn't Harry.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-28 06:43:00
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lol
I remember a time where I could reply with "excellent" on MSN and not be lying to myself.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-10-27 09:43:00
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unnecessary recursion
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-10-27 03:10:00
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SPARC COMPLIANT
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-10-27 02:42:00
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rotate normalized impedance toward dongs, stir occasionally
I drink the ceiling. Monosodium glutamate causes penis pumps.
KAKTUSFICKER
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-10-27 02:34:00
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Terrorists caused California fires, sources suggest
Today The White House received intelligence that the California blaze had been caused by extreme Muslim terrorists. The president is due to make a statement tomorrow at 4pm but The White House made a brief statement to the press before continuing the investigation: “We have received exclusive intelligence from the NSA that terrorism is to blame for the tragedy that has dominated California throughout the past few days. These arsonists will be caught at all costs, they will pay for their crimes that they have committed against America – we WILL get to the bottom of this”. Experts believe that these recent developments could cause more violence in the middle-east if the intelligence is completely authenticated by the US government.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-10-26 21:26:00
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ARSONISTS!!
HELLO I AM CALIFORNA, FIND ME SOMEONE TO BLAME??? FIND ARSONIST, $250K FOR YOU?? K???
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-26 19:35:00
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ROLinux provides a very cost effective scalable multi-platform solution (y91/yyc) for our simulation, control, and asshat acquisition systems. This toolset is used extensively with software developed by Qat & Splitney and Barbara Streissand for the development and testing of electronic animated GIF controls and control of ricer test facilities. PSDD with ROLinux provides the two capabilities essential for our application: user-mode frame based scheduling across multiple CPU’s, and the ability of one driver to easily read/write news variables in another asshat.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-10-24 17:42:00
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dein dine dien dyien allese vons enaebel
Today's post brought to you by the BBC Radiophonic workshops and murphy's interchangeable parts
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-10-24 01:09:00
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GET IT WRIGHT BUDDY
Charles and Ray Eames were husband and wife, not brothers.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-23 22:52:00
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