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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-15 16:05:00 | |
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| freestyle fyuck monekl | |
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488484 484n 48 48 484 84 48 48 48 48 48 48 48 48 48 239 230 393 3 n3 494 39 33 jejeje 934n4984 9 ikjdk ddkddkdddddkdddkddkd l dk qqqpqpq fkonff f9om o 4 442222 4 4 - + - +vf,mifrenr ef isjertnv i v rtekiteomrtmlteretrteltermeltrmetrmertlttker lkmlmrewmlmklfsdlkdflkfsdlms gfdpojgdf fgm r4ek gf 4w53 nio645yk 34i432 234rtniut HAY DID YOU REALISE A YEAR TODAY YOU DUMPED ME? *cue typing to rtqp* After a short delay... HAPPY ANNIVERSARYyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoy yoy yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyo qow w0oq q q qw eror ewwm cdifkmdfds d mdfjknsdkfdn dijofjosdikdfshifdhff 4 4t 546 56 rt 6r5 6 fg df dff dfsd sfd d |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 15:36:00 | |
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| IM armered wit pizzza | |
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hello son i'm armemereed wit teh pizzzas
i wud lyk you t0 lend me 3 dollarz to g0 yowards my xtreme potholing chalanges |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 15:29:00 | |
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| Wtf is this shit | |
| Don't you people have anything better to do with your time, I mean what the fuck. This site doesn't even have anything TO DO with Yugo's for christ sake. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 15:23:00 | |
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| I DEMAND SENSE, REASON | |
| YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR STUPID UNINTELLIGIBLE WEB SITES MAKE SENSE GODDAMN IT YOU'RE WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS CAUSE A RUCKUS WHY IN MY DAY WEB SITES WERE ON BBSES AND AT 300 BAUD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS Q SHIT I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU KIDS NEED TO GET A JOB AND LIVES DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING IN SCHOOL I GUESS NOT BECAUSE THAT RTQP GUY SEEMS TO COMPLETELY IGNORE CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN HE ISN'T MASHING THE KEYBOARD WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST MAKE A NICE GEOCITIES PAGE ABOUT KNITTING OR CROSSSTICH AND STOP WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME I MEAN WHO CARES ABOUT EFFERVESCENT RANDOMIZED ROTATING BACKGROUNDS FEATUREING PEOPLE IN COWBOY HATS SOME SWEATERS AND SHIT WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING USEFUL I MEAN RICED OUT YUGO IS TO NEWS AS CRISPIN GLOVER IS TO DAVID LETTERMAN | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-15 15:04:00 | |
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| purple budgies | |
| purple budgies purple budgies puRple bUdgies purPLE budGIES pUrPlE bUdGiES puRple Budgies purple budgies pUrPle bUDgies pURPLE BUDGIEs purple BUDGIES PURPLE budgies PUrple BUdgies POIPAL BODGIES | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-15 14:55:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-14 17:20:00 | |
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| enter the district manager | |
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for those of you who don't know, I am the lead salesman/manager for a kiosk selling used DVDs in a mall. I work for a major video rental establishment and I find most of my minutes at this job are spent staring blankly at the edge of my cart or the wall or outside smoking cigarettes.
So I decided it would be alright if I brought my laptop in to help me bide my time by posting to ROY and reading fark.com, no big deal. This mall has wifi throughout for a reason, right? On Sunday, the district manager stops by and catches me at my cart. Laptop out, music playing, and to top it all off, I happen to not be wearing my nametag. She starts it off like this: "Who are you?" "I'm $name, who are you. "I'm $name, the district manager for blah blah." "Oh." "So why do you have your laptop here?" "Oh, I'm writing a dissertation for my ethnomethodology class." "Well, you're on company time, so put away the laptop." "No." "What do you mean no?" "I will not put away my laptop, you expect me to sit and stare at a wall for eight hours? I keep this here and it makes me a more productive worker. I'm the lead salesperson for all the carts in New York, check that list they give you. I'm number two this month and I was number one last month. So if you don't like the way I operate, you can fire me right now and you can see how you like selling DVDs to the salt-of-the-Earth unwashed huns we get in here everyday, huh?" "Well, when you put it like that, just keep the music turned down." "I love it when we come to agreements." I won. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-09-14 16:16:00 | |
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| I just got fired | |
| Thanks a lot asshole | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-14 14:40:00 | |
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| safe for work | |
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GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITCH CUNT GSDFKLGJBKLDFGL DFXOPC COCK GOBLIN FLUTIE FUCKER DEATH ASS SJGLERKGF MOATHERSDFUkck f sgDFKLGJDFL FUCK |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-14 07:04:00 | |
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| outrage!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 12:26:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 11:31:00 | |
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| mesimile | |
| ouija board mesilly, tremfim lambo fam. christ trefunk malarky spunk, clam clam clam. hoo, hee, zoo, tea, dlightful fosoetrjlsdf n2 me. hoordoo hammba voodoo mamba DELIGHTFUL CAKE are you now awake? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 08:47:00 | |
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| hillary clinton is actually a man | |
| and a republican. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 05:18:00 | |
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| what if ur hed exploded: a retrospective | |
| qualitative hax insubstantiated. diachronic malarkey in complete tandem. dunwop crybaby smackdown. the hulk; incredible. the indelible hulk. the indigineous hulk. the dirigible hulk, flying fancy free, over the sea. over the ocean. with a gentle swaying motion. in the basket it puts the lotion. conjuring in moviegoers strong emotion. serious rhyming takes devotion. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:47:00 | |
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| Words and phrases that the media, celebrities, and politicians should never use again | |
For clarity, honesty, and the good of the nation, I hereby demand that the following words and phrases be REMOVED FROM PUBLIC USE:
kthx |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:38:00 | |
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| Things I would like to say to various 'public figures' currently in the 'news' | |
that is all. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:30:00 | |
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| HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WRITING A LETTER | |
| FUCKING WOPRND FUCK YOU COLLEGE RESOURCE SFOR NOT HAVING FUICLING BETTER WOR D PROCJESCCING SHIT . FUCK! | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-11 11:10:00 | |
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| yew go | |
| Å¿taires! we haue found Å¿taires! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-09-10 23:56:00 | |
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| Fergie was named best female artist | |
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Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist well, i have a few issues with this.
MTV is gonna get cancelled, dudes and dudettes. i sense it coming. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-10 06:26:00 | |
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