Riced Out Yugo
solenoid plunger to position plates (riced out folklore asdftintronicalismologies)
- cages are cages no matter what you feed them for breakfast
- tables feel fine on tuesdays
- he who loses 7 gains 23
- a grainy animated gif of surreal phenomenonononz saved is a grainy jpeg of samesuch similars earned (up in yo grill?)
- enumerating hatness is the strangest idea in the history of the internet
- time is the shape of the universe (lol *wink wink nudge nudge* you get it?)
- where have all the old beans gone
- tickticktickticktickticktickticktick
- if time is money than what i do today won't matter in 20 years anyway because of inflation. also, wat if ur head exploded.
- speak for the name for your both sexes there in and joy, they fun with a pigeon.
- i feel your pain man, i really do.
- i'm doin da muthafuckin crip walk on da muthafuckin planet mars and there's not shit you can do about it. mars is a hoax anyway.
- hyperfukbot wept.
- hooks in your skin are not a good idea.
- engineering a sandwich is always a difficult task, especially if A CERTAIN MAHJONG IS NOT THERE FOR YOUR SANDWICH NEEDS
- www.ricedoutyugo.com
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-02 04:56:00
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fdgsgdfsfdgsf
I wake up, in this small room again and again. Sometimes I wake up and wonder why I'm not out yet. I've lost track of the time and I'm wondering why the fuck my light has been dimmed. Maybe it was someone being kind to me while I slept. Poorly microwaved TV dinners and a small glass of water. Let me the FUCK OUT OF HERE ALREADY I HAVEN'T DONE A FUCKING THING. Several formalities have been taken already, I know you people come to see me occasionly but what you need to do is hurry up so I can stop myself from going insane. It's not too bad... I exagerate. At least, in this room, I can think... think about the outside world with a whole new perspective. After more sleeping my limbs ache. They protest as much as my mind does with the poor conditions... I tell the people that I understand and that it is necessary, but necessary for what exactly? Trying to help? Finally a door opens and light comes flooding into the room.

"We're releasing you"



...

Thank fuck for that.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-01 21:04:00
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lax infodrome
sphere of influence. influence of compliance. compliance of reliance. digital borigidal. incredibly special animated gif.



delightful sensation taste easy. it all can be yours, for less than the price of free. entropy is on me. hamble trefimble macwat yo, k?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-01 20:51:00
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off the hook, out of control, in jail
the problem: the bling
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-01 20:31:00
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drinking song (IT'S DRINKING THE WATER!!!!)
o wat was dar once teh sailor ship,
aroom poopoo pa pa pa.
o wat das dar hir wat whence when,
zoom crop moola strada.

somethibng barump do dee da dump
clem tuduloodue deee,
clam thankUma'am
rumbplebumple sam
cat in the hat
hjello a 'alam kazammmmeee

muthafucka

HO!!


o wat was das whence go sailore shippe
cloome lambe clamba lumar main
zimm zamm zamme, thxuma'am
collectivist insurance mal;arky
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-01 19:24:00
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auntie edna as a sales model of buick's 2008 forecast
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(C)2029 Weaseldyne Engineering
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-01 19:16:00
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im posting this because the photo of the dead dude is starting to freak me out a little
srsly dood. let's get some scroll action going. move along. let go. pass gass. enter a new era. pop the going. poop the whales. face the hyuge manatee. tea with the devil!~!# satan
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-01 19:13:00
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how i met jesus
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-01 03:00:00
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hyperfukkyballad
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one nation under a q
gettin down just for the funt of it
one nation, we're on the move
nothing can stop us now

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one nation under a q
gettin down just for the funt of it
one nation, we're on the move
nothing can stop us now

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FUX
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-01 02:56:00
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you're crazy. utterly insane.
this post is not here. this post is not there. i am not here. you are not here. you are in an insane asylum. this is a lie. you're lying to yourself. this is your subconscious mind speaking to you through the hallucinations. you're insane. you're in that padded cell screaming nonsense. you can't stop screaming. the doctor is coming. he's got a needle in his hand with glowing green liquid in it. you're not going to like this. you're not going to like this at all. snap out of it. please just stop.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-01 02:19:00
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seatac
This is not photoshopped. So subversive you don't understand it.
As of July 2007, it's right there.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-01 02:06:00
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MAHJONG YOU INCORRIGIBLE WOMBAT FOOT
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH ALREADY
discuss.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-31 12:12:00
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riced out yugo
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-31 11:50:00
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MIME Type: life/octet-stream
little broken machines hobbling along
trying to do the right thing
not quite able to
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-31 11:24:00
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hyperbuddyballad
bjork emit self-referential humor. deejay emit trax. hat hat hat hat. sksksksk operator, tplease sing happy birthday larry sir he says his name is fred HOW DARE YOU OPERATOR I AM A MA'AM i am sorryu sir sk

DISCONNECTED
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-31 09:49:00
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dj uisura and the remix remix
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MICAHEKL JACKSON Q
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-31 09:24:00
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OH
MY GOD

DOWNLOAD THE YUGO STEGANOGRAPHY CHALLENGE: FIND THE HIDDEN MESSAGE(S)!!!1~

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-31 09:05:00
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ich bin ein yugo
ich superfleuglich gesphinct hat. haben sie ein kaktus vielliecht? ya, sicher. haben sie mein hut gesehen? was? ich nicht verstehen. mein hut. huh??? lollolol ficken sie asshoel

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haben sie ein kaktus, 15 marken. ja, dankeschon.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-30 10:46:00
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bronchorotor von keek
trapperschnauser mcfing was kerbrambly fantry huomp ziee narrke labb noon clonz hoort snaut and horses kings all the men together again
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-30 10:32:00
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das vonklimpt
paulkleebloxlegosmoxtrbofrckwckawowowow

ippswithitch, ill simmithithw.f uu nbk
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-30 07:56:00
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