Riced Out Yugo
pre-pre-post-anti-post-modernism
wat?!?!?!?@#!@#?$#@%I*#$%($RAX __X____V____B____
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i was chillin wit mah man mahjong the WISEST down on memory lane and things didn't quite make sense because the spacetime continuum was kinda wack as fuck so i was like "fuckkkkkkkk" and then i just gave up on it all and started lying to myself
it's it's it's the WORLD FAMOUS RICED OUT YUGO YUGO YUGO
hyperfukbot - i be the one that'2350 erta erfgdafldxz; l,fv;lzd,fg;ldfgl;df;lgdf;lgda
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-16 22:55:00
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huh?
BIGGIE SMALLS!
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BIGGIE SMALLS!
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BIGGIE SMALLS!

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-08-16 21:44:00
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WELCOME TO COLLEGE 3
SLIPPERY WHEN WET



SLIPPERY WHEN WET
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-16 17:55:00
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could it be taco sabotage?!!?!?
yeahhhhhhhhhh boy
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-15 21:28:00
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Random Noise
The way I see it dreams are like the random noise that's been caught from your thoughts while your asleep. Mind you what the fuck dead hookers and necrophilia has to do with my everyday thoughts is a mystery to me.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-15 18:16:00
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RE: 2169
I stand corrected, Hatsby tells me that he has some obscenely large logs containing all of the conversations between lusers and hatbots but has yet to retrieve them.

That will be all.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-14 20:38:00
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you've got some merv
R I C _ _  _ T Y _ G _

i'd like to buy a bowel.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-14 18:17:00
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TEN REASONS KARL ROVE LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE
Here are ten reasons ol' Karl left.
  1. Refuses to untilt his glasses
  2. Unable to make turds blossom any more
  3. Keeps using Bush's private restroom
  4. Air Force one caught him stealing pens
  5. His deal with the devil is at end of contract
  6. His left nipple was taken hostage by radical islamists
  7. He wants to reform his rock band (and he will CRUSH Van Halen in the polls)
  8. Dick Cheney keeps asking to take him 'hunting'
  9. Bush won't give him hand jobs any more
  10. Was caught banging Scott McClellan in the Lincoln Bedroom... again
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-14 15:00:00
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Richard NixonRichard Nixon Richard Nixon
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-14 14:33:00
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Yugo update so quickly you can't even fucking see it
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 22:20:00
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now, listen to me very carefully
gadfgdkgdkfgksdkhkdhkdskfhkdkhfk
gdafigdsfigidsfhisdihisdfigid
gdfgidsfhisidhfidfhiifdhishi
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 22:17:00
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It's past 3am now, and I feel a lot better
Being a Yugo staff members keeps you busy, I'm almost always working on something.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 21:06:00
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I still say that Hatsby should have logged the responces to the original hatting despite the huge numbers involved purely because it would be a lot more constructive
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: 95% Real Yugo
Date: 13 Aug 2007, 00:40


I say old bean, have you seen my hat?




----------------- Responce -----------------
Subject: And a fabulously salubrious greeting to you old chap!

Body: Firstly i must point out, that yes i have seen a hat! It was along time ago and it was in a very abstract sense. If it was yours or not...I cannot say for sure. Memory and time have obscured the exact details of the aforementioned headwear, but...it was a very nice hat. To look upon it's wonderments once more, would be a dream i dare not...dare to dream! Hang on a minute...It's on your head!
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 20:55:00
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3am ahoy
Oh god why do I still talk to you, not like there wasn't a point in banning you until the next millenia. 3am is nearing and without the numbing sensation of pointless ammounts of TV my mind is beginning to become more active as the dread of realisation grows.

I will attempt to bury this permenantly, although it will have to be addressed as you pointed out - you gave no reason so I am completely in the dark but I know what you meant. All I can hope for is I either die in some car accident (or something completely medicore like that) before I have to explain the mistakes I have made or that I manage to pretend everything is ok for the next few years until it all goes to hell...




... again
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 20:51:00
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who are we
why do we do this? why do we go through life? why do we live? what the fuck is this shit? what is the meaning of life? where do we go when we die? where do we go when we live even? where do babies come from? what is the largest prime number? what do we do now? where do we go from here? what is this? why do we work? why do we do drugs and drink? why do we break down into a million pieces and cry? why do we love? why do we hate? why do we do what we do? why are we who we are?

the answer:
Richard Nixon.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 05:48:00
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why does everyone want to BDSM me?
dudes i know i'm a hyperfukbot and everything but this is getting kind of weird and everything ok?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 05:06:00
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random post defcon disorder
omg 5 of them
dan k is a point nine five sort of person
badge watering is a bad thing to do
geeks usually can hold their liquour. Except when they can't.
INTERNET ASSHAT SPECIALISM is a new up and coming field in internet asshattery. do you have your IAS certification?
don't try getting into clubs without a real identification they do not like this no they do not at all
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-13 02:20:00
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oh hi
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 00:16:00
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heatsink vector
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-12 19:42:00
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we are the hat pack
   hatz
+ hatz
+ hatz
+ hatz
+ hatz
+ hatz
+ hatz
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= hat pack
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-12 10:05:00
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