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eat this botulism chili my son, you will lookl 30 years younger
chili, chomp, chump. digital potato cybermashed rump. cnn goatse'd; admits giggling just a little. hilary rodham clinton demands to know how someone got her private holiday snaps. no one breaks the news to her as to what goatse actually is. the news cycle proceedes, with blonde girl getting stuck in a collapsed sewer siphoning away much of the attention for a few weeks. two months later, the news cycle has fully turned over, and no one remembers about the hilary-chili-pandemoneum, except for internet users, who adopt it as an in-joke.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-24 20:04:00
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Riced Out Yugo Independance
We are free from LiveJournal - we no longer require their assistance when posting data to the Yugo sanctum. Hail independance! Hail communism democracy! Hail Yugo!
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-24 19:37:00
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Riced Out Yugo now does SITE EXCLUSIVES!@!!
usually, we mirror our posts to livejournal for browsing convenience, but it seems to be down, currently. this has the rather obnoxious side-effect of leaving us unable to post yugo posts. so, with php wizardry, i have added a checkbox which will designate a yugo post a site exclusive... and not mirror it. i think i may even start using it when livejournal is working... muahaha.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-24 19:33:00
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Re: Options
I, too, was faced to make this Option last night. Amazingly, it saved the post I was writing, so I was not THAT annoyed.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-23 14:19:00
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Options
- restore previous session
- start new session
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-22 17:00:00
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Cain reprezent
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capitalization iz for abel skiddie hax0rz
hacked by ch1n3s3 again
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-21 23:37:00
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-21 09:48:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-19 21:55:00
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I demand proof
as i walked through the supermarket, i noticed a household cleanser with a label claiming that "cleans like magic."

i refuse to just accept this. how do THEY know that cleans like magic? did they do a survey? did they do interviews? did they do a study? what is n? did they they even speak with a single goddamn clean? how do they know that all cleans aren't "conservative christians" and think magic is the devil? or, if we take this to mean theatre magic, what about crotchity old cleans that do not find such things amusing any more? huh?

goddamn marketing departments.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-18 16:18:00
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to the state of new york, and road designers everywhere
why do you enjoy lane contractions and expansions so much? one lane, two, i don't care. just pick one and stay with it. if you have to narrow things for a bit, for legimate reasons, that's fine. for example, if your "primacord category" area of the budget doesn't cover dislodging an inconvenient mountain, that is fine. It is not fine to do it for reasons like: there's a two-foot hill in the way, we save money if we only build 1.5 lanes, this is an historic tool shed, etc. or whatever you monkeys do it so often for.

why? when i'm driving around at night, in drizzle and fog, on a road i have never driven on before, i don't appreciate attemping to pass a chevy, only to realize i am faced with the decision of:

a) driving into a ford heading the opposite direction
b) changing lanes into the chevy to my right

you see, i have been forced to make this decision, and trust me, building more fucking lanes will cost less than cleaning up after what could have happened if the chevy to my right had not been as aware of the situation as i was.

thank you,
rtqp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-18 15:43:00
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behind the cut
Riced Out Yugo correspondent Mr. The Plague here, with a copy of Harry Potter 7 that fell through the time vortex formed at midnight on the book's release date due to the collective wankery of fans. Here's some meaningful plot points on the latest in J.K. Rowling's series of books.

  • Harry Potter learns the long-rumored-impossible "Quaxo Incognito" spell (page 481)
  • Voldemort becomes president of the US, much to the relief of both Iraq and Israel. (page 212)
  • Harry lives out the rest of his days as a loan clerk at a prestigious Norwegian bank after moving there to escape from Hermione, who's pregnant with his child.(page 728)
  • Arthur Weasley adds a Riced Out Yugo to his collection of muggle artifacts (page 183)
  • In retaliation for Voldemort having taken over the USA, George Bush becomes headmaster of Hogwarts. I mean, it was either that or have the Dark Lord rule the magical community, right? (page 213)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-07-17 11:00:00
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fun in riced out yugo irc
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(22:14:36) purplegold: a tick? a solution?
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(22:18:28) purplegold: evangeline.
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(22:20:43) purplegold: the jet flames
(22:20:50) T-1: g
(22:20:50) purplegold: the acid stream!
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(22:20:58) ToddOfTodd left the room (quit: Remote closed the connection).
(22:21:54) ToddOfTodd [i=father_m] entered the room.
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(22:25:01) purplegold: +o +o +o
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(22:42:50) cow_2001: titally madness
(22:44:54) cow_2001: ^New World Order^ - What your wife wants
(22:46:17) purplegold: I have a phD if I say I do
(22:47:03) T-1: perhaps
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-16 22:47:00
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The Post Title Was Excessively Long Because Mahong Was Feeling Extremely Q
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-16 13:45:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-15 10:45:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-15 01:16:00
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ROY DATA RELAY #2101
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-14 23:31:00
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-07-13 22:21:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-13 19:24:00
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ceephax hat varsity
in a world where a man's command of his knobs is his bread and butter, there is but one way to calculate the curve of an exponental "Release" slider: slide it.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-13 18:19:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-07-12 22:39:00
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