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HELLO, PATRIOTIC AMERICAN CONSUMER!! YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS UPCOMING 'IPHONE' THING, MADE BY THAT THAR MAKER OF FLAVORFUL COMPUTING EQUIPMENT AND MUSIC PIRACY DEVICES. WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU WANT ONE, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DO (AND IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT, WE REFER YOU TO THE 'UNPRECEDENTED BUZZ' AS EVIDENCE THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO). HOWEVER, YOU MAY HAVE SOME DOUBTS ABOUT FORKING OVER $BLING FOR IT, IN ADDITION TO SIGNING AWAY THOUSANDS OF YOUR HARD-EARNED DOLLARS TO A COMPANY THAT RIPPED OFF THE DEATH STAR FOR ITS LOGO. WE HERE AT RICED OUT YUGO WOULD LIKE TO DISPELL YOU OF THIS FALSE NOTION, AND ENCOURAGE YOU TO SELL YOUR KIDNEY FOR AN IPHONE. YOU HAVE TWO AND ONLY NEED ONE, BUT YOU HAVE ZERO IPHONES. THE DECISION IS OBVIOUS. THE IPHONE WILL MOST DEFINITELY NOT BE ANOTHER PS3. SELL KIDNEY. GET IPHONE.
THANK YOU, PATRIOTIC AMERICAN CONSUMER. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-26 21:02:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-26 20:13:00 | |
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| This Vehicle Is Reversing | |
This Vehicle Is ReversingThis Vehicle Is ReversingThis Vehicle Is ReversingThis Vehicle Is ReversingThis Vehicle Is ReversingThis Vehicle Is Reversing*thump* |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-26 08:25:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-26 06:01:00 | ||||||||||
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| Kevin who? | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-26 01:34:00 | |
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| boop | |
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Chef Error: Definitely Swedish. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-25 14:56:00 | |
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| beep | |
| DNS Error: Definitely not Swedish. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-24 23:11:00 | |
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| h4x to the top | |
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It's a long way to the top if you want to h4x and roll. - RFI - SQL (including blind) - LFI - Rooting - Yugoing - Reverse engineering - HTML skillz - Javascript exploits - Perl knowledge - Brute forcing - Cryptology (cryptography) - Encryptions (see above) It's a short way to the top if you want to be a script kiddie 1. CAN YOU H4X INTO THIS HOTMAIL ACCOUNT FOR ME SO I CAN SHOW MY 1337 H4X0R SKILLZZZ 2. GO TO MILW0RM.COM 3. DOWNLOAD PERL H4X 3. RUN PERL H4X 4. SHOW UR SKILLZ TO THE WORLD!!!!!11 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 22:57:00 | |
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| The song remains the same | |
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Did you ever consider that the song remains the same even though the lyrics change. It's similar to the game remaining the same even as the years pass by. So baring this in mind what are you doing regards accessing the various agancies which are in place so that the person you care for can find suitable work based training/employment? Does this not mean that determinism is true? In a very broad sense, the universe is determined. We know that the process works out because we exist. The outcome is guaranteed, and it is not in the least surprising that very many people have a sense of inevitability. Of course all this depends on your position in the marketplace - but I would assume that is as a copyright/license management agency and not as a supplier of worship software. but does that not mean that it applies in reverse too. ie: the lighter the driver the more bits are required, needed or not, could also be a negative! Such ideas are based on a very childish view of the world. Is life the sort of game you win by out-scoring your opponent? Is there such a thing as an opponent? If there is some sort of fleeting satisfaction in the destruction of a fellow human being then it’s of little value, I think. Revenge tastes to me of ashes. In conclusion: If there ever was, or ever will be, such a thing as a reason for our existence, then that is it, we are here to do what we have already done, to create the universe. After all, God can do anything, even bring about his own creation. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 22:51:00 | |
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| Support ticket #2027 | |
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This site is fucking shit - I don't understand it. Don't you guys have anything better to do with your time you fucking crack heads. Your all just a bunch geeky stoners with no girlfriends. It's just a load of meaningless bullshit, fucking losers. Thank you for your feedback. Your order is currently being processed and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Yugo support team. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 22:41:00 | |
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| Hatsby | |
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Well who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) oh, I really wanna know? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) tell, tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) C'mon, c'mon who? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Oh, Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Oh, tell me who are you (Who are you?, ooo?) I really wanna to know Oh, I really want to know C'mon tell me who are you, you, you? Who are YOOOU? |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 22:37:00 | |
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| is this dada | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-24 21:21:00 | |
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| Epilepsy Warning | |
| wqwq qwe we ew ew ewqewwqeewq wqe ewq qweeqw qewewq e qw qwe qe w qwe qw qwe | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 16:21:00 | |
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| HOW EMAIL WAS INVENTED | |
| EMAIL WAS INVENTED IN 1892 BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AFTER HE PUNCHED HIS WAY OUT OF HIS COFFIN. HE'D HEARD CHUCK NORRIS WOULD BE BORN EVENTUALLY, AND WANTED TO START A VIRAL EMAIL ABOUT THE THINGS CHUCK NORRIS COULD KICK THE ASS OF, BUT HE NEEDED EMAIL TO DO THAT. SO, USING SPIT, STRING, AND THE SECRET INCREDIENT (PAINFUL FUCKING HATE) CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FORGED THE FIRST SMTP SERVER IN THE FIRES OF MT. AOL. OF COURSE IT WAS OF LITTLE USE UNTIL THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED BUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HAD IT FIRST | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-24 14:54:00 | |
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| THE Q CUMBER | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-24 14:15:00 | |
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| WELCOME TO COLLEGE | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-24 05:21:00 | |
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| American Physical Leisure Experiment. | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-06-24 02:53:00 | |
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| MORNIN 2 YA | |
ROLLIE POLLIE OLLIE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-23 22:34:00 | |
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| raisin intercepted | |
rexar@thigspigot:~ $ cat raisin_intercepted.txt |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-06-23 01:05:00 | |
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| AKKFKFKRIRI | |
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MACN TYSJDJJ U U U U K C??? GJSDJ
THINK KHAX MITBOOGIE SNARF SNARF SNARF CLAMPOURINE FOO-Q NBAR WATZIT BAZ QUUX KLINGON??? HARBOR ARBOREATUM ATTEMPT 2 COLONIZE THE DIGESTIVE TRACT OF URANUS. FIMPLE, FAMP, FAP IS THE FARMING OF POTATOS ECOLOGICALLY BALANCED OR ARE MY FRENCH FRIES DESTROYING THE GREAT NATION OF SDHGFdklrjteyzdhydiktrdfkiki??? I THINK MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-22 04:40:00 | |
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