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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-08 16:18:00 | |
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| oh shit homie up in dat 5ESS fo sho. | |
| Switches are truely my bitches. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-07 16:07:00 | |
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| CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE, BANDWIDTH EXPLODESZZ | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-07 14:14:00 | |
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| OPEN UP, ITS THE BREAKCORE POLICE | |
| THE BREAKCORE POLICE ARE KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR. THEY DON'T LIKE THE NOISE THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR SPEAKERS. THEY'RE BUSTIN DOWN THE DOOR, YOU'RE BLASTIN THAT VENETIAN SNARES AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT. NO THEY DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. HELL NO. THEY PULL OUT THEIR BILLY CLUBS. HYPERFUKBOT WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE YOUR TESTIMONY TO THE JURY ABOUT THIS FUCKED UP INCIDENT. BREAKCORE BY ITSELF CAUSES VIOLENCE. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-06 09:25:00 | |
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| mysterious disappearances | |
| where are they now? what happened? oh noez they're gone it's all gone my socks are gone wtfuckz this is fucking shit how am i gonna get to work with no socks omfg don't push me cuz i'm close 2 da edge i'm tryin not 2 lose my socks huhuhuhh shit they're missing where are they has anyone seen my socks? anyone? my poor socks, they were only 2 months old. they were the most beautiful socks i had ever seen. who would do such a horrid thing. socks are the future, don't fuck with the future. horrible horrible horrible greasy green greasels took my socks. horrible. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-06 09:11:00 | |
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| powerful message contents follow | |
ASSTRON KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!ASSTRON KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-06 02:40:00 | |
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| LOL INTERNETZ WEBCAM BROADCASTZ | |
| YTGIY7HIY798789YHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKLKUHG876876868.IHUIO | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-05 16:26:00 | |
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| wisdom for the ages | |
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"part of recovery is relapse."
--David Hasselhoff http://www.voanews.com/english/Entertainment/2007-05-04-voa51.cfm |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-04 23:38:00 | |
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Roybot Roberto.
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-04 18:48:00 | ||||
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| Does anybody know who Louis McCrawifsh is? | |
| i will pay sixpence for this infor-mation | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-04 17:40:00 | |
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| WHAT'S THAT? | |
| AFTER MANY YEARS, I HAVE DISCOVERED THE JOY OF CAPS LOCK [CRUNK] AGAIN. THIS IS MAINLY INFLUENCED BY HYPERFUKBOT POSTS. THERE [CRUNK] MAY BE OTHER SMALL CHANGES IN PRESENTATIONAL FEATURES SUCH AS THE RANDOM INSERTION OF THE WORD CRUNK. ALSO THE INEVITABLE DEGRADING GRAMMATICAL STRUCTURE AS THE1 POSTF CONTINEUS,,FDJSDH472899838928RFJ. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-04 16:03:00 | |
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| DATA ANALYSIS | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-04 15:51:00 | |
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| oh noes | |
| They are made out of this: | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-03 23:10:00 | |
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| NEW EPIC FOOTAGE | |
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many asshats fried to bring you this innovation
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-03 18:58:00 | |
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| i say, old bean, have you seen my pants? | |
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D.C. Judge Wants $65 Million for Lost Pants
Panel Considers Reappointing Judge Roy L. Pearson Jr. Talk About Being Taken to the Cleaners (AP) It began innocently enough. A dry cleaner losing a pair of pants, an enraged customer seeking justice... just like that episode of Seinfeld. We've all been there, we've all wanted revenge, but what can we do? What indeed. Unfortunately for the Chungs, owners of Custom Cleaners in Northeast Washington, this pair of misplaced pants belonged to Judge ROY L. Pearson Jr., who unleashed an avalanche of legal absurdity so perverse Kafka would blush. The administrative judge -- whose job, mind you, entails determining civil infractions and penalties -- claimed that he deserves $65,462,500 in damages for the "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort" caused by the loss of his suit pants. To put that figure in some perspective, at his current salary, it would take Judge Pearson just under 650 years to earn that kind of cash. Despite his seemingly ridiculous claim, because of Washington's bizarre consumer protection laws, Pearson has been able to stretch his trouser-tort out for a couple years now, costing the Chungs many sleepless nights and thousands of dollars in legal fees. Their plight has been so vexing that they even offered him $12,000 to settle, and for the record his suit including the jacket, which wasn't lost, had a value of only $1,100. But still he refused. Now broke and "disenchanted," the Chungs are considering moving back to Seoul, their American dream throttled by American litigation. Now if there was any justice, a person like Pearson would be disbarred for his actions, but as irony would have it a "panel of four D.C. officials" is currently assessing whether he will be reappointed to another 10-year term. That means Pearson could actually spend another decade on the bench, handing down decisions and determining justice. Talk about the fox guarding the hen house. The only thing crazier than keeping him on the bench would be appointing oil executives to run the Environmental Protection Agency... oh wait. http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/05/dc_judge_wants_65_million_for.html |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-03 13:23:00 | |
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| THE CREATURE FROM THE FUTURE | |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. IT'S THE CREATURE FROM THE FUTURE. IT'S COMING TO GET ME. IT LOOKS FOR ME AT NIGHT, I'M SCARED THAT IT MIGHT GET ME... DON'T MAKE ME GO INTO THE DARK PLACE, PLEASE DON'T LET ME GO INT4O0 THE DARKL PLACE,KLSD8UJSF;DP,KH;,KGFDOLREYBDP |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-03 11:33:00 | |
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| Post 1812 | |
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dada rum dada rum dada rum dum dum dada rum dada rum dadah rump dum dummmp |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-02 01:44:00 | |
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| RIP Telephone Poll, 1982-2006 | |
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this telephone pole was posthumously awarded the purple heart for stopping a bank robber in the process of fleeing from police. in a pickup truck. may it rest in pieces. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-02 01:42:00 | |
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| rev run luv txt | |
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u noe like the donkey? you put the banana in front of it? i thought that was the system of the world!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-30 20:29:00 | |
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| Dear 1808 | |
| q2u2 | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-30 17:39:00 | |
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