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| The Laws of LOL-o-dynamics | |
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First Second Law: There is no user who, operating in a cycle, produces no other effect than the subtraction of a positive amount of WTF from a reservoir and the production of an equal amount of LOL. Third Law: As LOL approaches absolute zero, the WTF of a user approaches a constant. Zeroth Law: If two LOL-o-dynamic users are in wat-a-librium with a third, they are also in wat-a-librium with each other. Tune in next lecture when we will discuss the LOL-o-dynamic death of the universe, and why you should care if the internet is expanding or contracting |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-13 16:24:00 | |
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| yeah rivch | |
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There are things you don't see going on here.
Wat? Yeah. Like, crazy things. Things you couldn't even wrap your mind around if you had millions of years to just like, sit there and think about all the shit thats going on RIGHT AT THIS VERY SECOND. Wat? Yeah. Seriously man, you gotta take time out of your busy business man day, man. Like, think about the tree's growing in the yard. Think about the exchange of carbon dioxide and oxygen. All the greenhouse gases. All the greenhouse gasses from all the pies baking the in the ovens of all the blocks in all the suburbs in all the cities in the entire country! Wat? Yeah. All this time, you thought your life was leading somewhere? I gotta tell you man, you didn't even know, did you? You just didn't even fucking know. Which way did you turn when you came to the fork in the road? Did you go left and face unending grief, misery and hardship because of it? Or did you turn right and face stife, personal struggle and great loss? Did you just say fuck the road and kept going straight? Did you achieve what you set out to achieve when you took that exit off of I-68? Wat? No. Oh, me either. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-13 15:56:00 | |
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| This energy drink has temporarily given me the mythical magical powers of parkinsons disease | |
| tkktkaofoofo f qqq Awnenvnvnvn thqpuwj..,fn,,n,nm n nmENkgxl.ymfxjbjmkkmk,nnngjjjsaEJ F i thuinsk that there is faifa fiagf a bettw atr re a v margerianer gooaq oiuyt out theaet re there in geroviwe y atstores fziroo 2day. coanwnrquseqnety,yu,;lyuwfntly,q,, fma ui am about ato ackal5rmw0xpsqkode. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-12 15:43:00 | |
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| hatticusqfinch says ex dee | |
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rrr mothafunkas what is happenning, why did you message me!? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-11 15:42:00 | |
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| aaa | |
| mein left funtricle! ~~! My God, it's full of theta! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-09 16:43:00 | |
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| I don't usually do this. | |
swimwear designers added square-legged proficiency in swimming, running, and cycling.
stall does not mean that an aircraft's engines have 9 regions of the world. DVD remotes reproduces the sounds of the performance and directs makes your own bed. 
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 11:02:00 | |
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| splink 'n' bapple's evening apple | |
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splink 'n' bapple tended, on evenings, to n-joy an apple. "think different," they'd say with a laugh, and then throw out an uneaten half. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 11:01:00 | |
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| Excuse me, Sir, | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 10:56:00 | |
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| luke vibert disco infoloop | |
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luke vibert luke vibert luke vibert likes da beats da beatz da vibert luke da beatz da vibert infoloop da beats vibert teh beatz. bcos ur trustin' wat ur believin' |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 10:54:00 | |
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| TAPE0072/19770710.00:23:12.772810 | |
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Rhett: How did he die? Um, well, he kinda slipped and fell on the knife.
Officer: Seventy eight times? Brock: The floor was real slippery. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 10:35:00 | |
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| Not appreciated | |
| I only come here seeking Technotronic vinyl? Yes, I have a major credit card. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 09:53:00 | |
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| clam fissure | |
| watch for the clam fissure. fotch for the wham fisher. feetch a man to fotch fissure, clam him for life. a fissuring clam gathers no perl fotch. dirigible headz are n2 u | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 08:15:00 | |
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| decode the secret message plz | |
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this is changed look: a doot! |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-08 11:37:00 | |
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| i have travelled many miles, my son | |
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so respect yo elderz |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-08 01:58:00 | |
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| poojawa | |
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rainey people don't get how hats operatortater. Perhaps there should be a four-dimensional block diagram. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-07 12:04:00 | |
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| intergalactic tic-tac | |
facts:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-07 05:58:00 | |
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| digital information | |
1 0 1 0 1 0 q 0. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-07 03:24:00 | |
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| Always remember kids, membrane switches make you feel like jesus | |
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i am comforted in knowing that i, an american, have something at home.
it is my microwave. yes, i thank Our Lord Jesus Almighty Rockin' Bling Yo Christ that i have this fabulous appliance stylin' on my linoleum. when the terrible traffic jams leave me feeling filled with rage at my utter powerlessness in the face of the world, i calm down as i see my microwave. into it i place my dinner for the evening - any selection from a library of convenient 1lb serving sizes or the alternate library old chinese food. i enter the appropriate hyperspace coordinates into the microwaveulator's computer. the buttons, membrane switches, respond instantly, calming me down as a beep results from my ever-so-slight touch. i pause briefly. then i brush the start button, barely touching it. 1500 Watts of pure culinary might springs into action at my vague semblance of a touch, spotlights illuminating my work. i feel like jesus fuckin' christ. jesus almighty fuckin christ. god bless america. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-06 23:35:00 | |
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| total dentismo | |
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u zippe zippe. ze drille. zippe zippe. zhirrrr! zhirrruuURrr.
r ve qzaking in our bootz zet eh??? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-06 23:19:00 | |
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| waat | |
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RegionalStereotype: bork bork sumeune-a is foockeeng veet zee system headgear 1984: i say, plusunnew bean, have you seen mein hat? RegionalStereotype: he be that nutty evangelist who were bein' caught with meth and gettin' a "massage" from some gay kid |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-06 13:07:00 | |
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