Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
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mein left funtricle! ~~! My God, it's full of theta!
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-09 16:43:00
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I don't usually do this.
swimwear designers added square-legged proficiency in swimming, running, and cycling.

stall does not mean that an aircraft's engines have 9 regions of the world. DVD remotes reproduces the sounds of the performance and directs makes your own bed.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 11:02:00
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splink 'n' bapple's evening apple
splink 'n' bapple
tended, on evenings,
to n-joy an apple.
"think different,"
they'd say with a laugh,
and then throw out an
uneaten half.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 11:01:00
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Excuse me, Sir,
but,

ARE YOU LICENSED 2CARRY THAT HAIRPIECE??
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 10:56:00
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luke vibert disco infoloop
luke vibert
luke vibert
luke vibert likes da beats
da beatz da vibert luke
da beatz da vibert infoloop
da beats vibert teh beatz.

bcos ur trustin' wat ur believin'
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 10:54:00
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TAPE0072/19770710.00:23:12.772810
Rhett: How did he die? Um, well, he kinda slipped and fell on the knife.

Officer: Seventy eight times?

Brock: The floor was real slippery.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 10:35:00
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Not appreciated
I only come here seeking Technotronic vinyl? Yes, I have a major credit card.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 09:53:00
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clam fissure
watch for the clam fissure. fotch for the wham fisher. feetch a man to fotch fissure, clam him for life. a fissuring clam gathers no perl fotch. dirigible headz are n2 u
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 08:15:00
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decode the secret message plz
this is changed
look: a doot!
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-08 11:37:00
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i have travelled many miles, my son




so respect yo elderz
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-08 01:58:00
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poojawa
rainey people don't get how hats operatortater.

Perhaps there should be a four-dimensional block diagram.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-07 12:04:00
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intergalactic tic-tac
facts:
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs can freshen breath.
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs could freshen your life.
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs could freshen your drink, guv'nor.
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs shant disenfranchise your acquaintances.
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs could revolutionize telecommunications.
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs could be used by the linemen repairing your telephone.
  • Intergalactic tic-tacs could be yours.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-07 05:58:00
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digital information 
1 0 1 0 1 0 q 0.
0 1 q 1 0 q 1 q.
q q 0 q 1 0 q q.
q q p h l o a m.
q p h l 0 a m q.
p h l o a m m m.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-07 03:24:00
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Always remember kids, membrane switches make you feel like jesus
i am comforted in knowing that i, an american, have something at home.

it is my microwave.

yes, i thank Our Lord Jesus Almighty Rockin' Bling Yo Christ that i have this fabulous appliance stylin' on my linoleum.

when the terrible traffic jams leave me feeling filled with rage at my utter powerlessness in the face of the world, i calm down as i see my microwave.

into it i place my dinner for the evening - any selection from a library of convenient 1lb serving sizes or the alternate library old chinese food. i enter the appropriate hyperspace coordinates into the microwaveulator's computer. the buttons, membrane switches, respond instantly, calming me down as a beep results from my ever-so-slight touch. i pause briefly.

then i brush the start button, barely touching it. 1500 Watts of pure culinary might springs into action at my vague semblance of a touch, spotlights illuminating my work.

i feel like jesus fuckin' christ. jesus almighty fuckin christ.

god bless america.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-06 23:35:00
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total dentismo
u zippe zippe. ze drille. zippe zippe. zhirrrr! zhirrruuURrr.
r ve qzaking in our bootz zet eh???
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-06 23:19:00
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waat
RegionalStereotype: bork bork sumeune-a is foockeeng veet zee system
headgear 1984: i say, plusunnew bean, have you seen mein hat?
RegionalStereotype: he be that nutty evangelist who were bein' caught with meth and gettin' a "massage" from some gay kid
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-06 13:07:00
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cheney's clot thickens
more at ten
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-05 23:29:00
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a treatise on disco domp
the disco doth go domp. domp domp, dompo domp. dompy dompy domp-domp, dompittity dowamp d'oh-domp.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-05 13:02:00
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scars
intentional unintentional irrational nonsensical formic diabolical demonic enthropic multifunctional electronic semiconducting hyperthreading funky ionized folksy interconnected Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young boner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Michael Knight, a boner in a dangerous world, the world...of the Knight Rider. it's one thing to dream about it, it's another when you have to do it with your own bare hands. original rudeboy. 1317 destroy: buffers buffers buffers replacement preplacement antiplacement DEPENDANT MIND PSYCHOLOGY WHAT THE FCUI ARGHAARGHGARGHAGRAHGRHAGRHAGRHGAH RGHGAHRGHAGHGRAGHRGRGAHGRARGHAR GHGRAHGARHGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGHAR GHAGRAHRGAGRH SCREAMING STOP SCREAMING YOU FUCKING FUCKF FUCKF UCUFUCFUCFKFUCKFUCKFCUFC UFKCFUKCFUC MAKE IT END FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-05 08:41:00
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Your attention, please
Now that we have your attention: Sex.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-05 08:01:00
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