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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:26:50 | |
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| FALSELY NEWSWORTHY | |
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Those claims are completely unfounded and based entirely on speculation. To believe that fandey hanold planksters honsker diddly donker phlet is almost as ridiculous as believing that this claim that the aforementioned claim is incorrect is correct, which, of course, it isn't. We know this because we are a Big Trustworthy News Source, which means we are trustworthy because we are big and trustworthy. This trustworthiness is what keeps us trustworthy, so you can trust us. Ultimately, though, it is up to you whether you decide to trust us -- though we highly recommend you do, and if you don't, we'll attack you with further verbosity, grammatical complexity, and hitherto unmentioned tripartite sequence. |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-03 23:51:02 | |
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| dxm for breakfast | |
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| Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-03 23:30:04 | |
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| PUBLIC SERVICE ANNONCEMENT | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-03 23:14:56 | |
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| Palpable funk | |
| Hippies smell onaccounta organic hemp expands and contracts drastically when washed; you cannot wash that shit. That frock vest will look like a baby's frock vest vest if you wash it. That's why you incense the shit out of it. Listen. I got this Romanian shower curtain, organic hemp, that thang loses a good 6" after a wash then expands past it's prime, then, eventually, settles at a happy medium just in time to stank. And that's why bathroom exhaust fans are so pertainent to Romanian. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 23:58:51 | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 11:53:06 | |
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| gangster computer god | |
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Bf art Xps Computer worr nite, USERASSULLESS!
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-08-12 01:01:53 | |
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| Oh really?! | |
| A fisheye in the see is worth three in the tree you see. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-09 16:46:33 | |
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| lmao | |
| you just think that because you're using a fisheye lens | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-08-04 16:06:51 | |
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| I no rite??? | |
| Elephants ain't even real. THE NSA CGI's those shits. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-30 20:34:07 | |
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we're missing the elephant in the room the elephant, |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-28 21:00:21 | |
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| how dare you | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 04:25:26 | |
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giant ants simply don't fucking work. it's called biomechanics, and it's a subfield of physics.
the most simple way to explain it is this: the reason we cannot build arbitrarily tall buildings is because they would collapse under their own weight. at a certain height, the weight of the overall material overwhelms the ability of the material at the bottom of the building to hold it up. it goes crunch; the building falls down. so, much as one could not stack more than one or two elephants (precluding a binomial stack of elephants, in which case you could probably get up to four or five layers [however the fuck you managed to get the elephants arranged that way]) without collapse, giant ants are a load of fucking horseshit. calculus has my back, here. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 03:33:07 | |
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| if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:10:16 | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:01:05 | |
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| 30ml bottles | |
| if you ever find an unmarked 30ml bottle, totally unlabeled. Just drink the stuff you find, it won't hurt you. It can't hurt you, 30ml is far to small an amount to hurt a human and that's just science and who the fuck are you to argue with science? By and by if you find my cart full of bromazelam in 30ml bottles, I lost it like three days ago in a part of town I'm not familiar with, nor the native language spoken there. Will pay for return. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2019-07-07 02:37:30 | |
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| Entry-level fingerboarding | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-01 23:55:08 | |
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| bullshit motivation | |
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Here's my main thought process right here -- and you better believe it's a thought process -- that we should probably not do that. Not because it's bad, but because it's not; and I don't agree with what I said. What I said was wrong, and I stand by it. But you can't expect me to just stand here and let me say those things. I've moved forward, and so should you. Let's move forward together. So here's to a brighter future; here's to a better tomorrow; and to the promise of something deep and meaningful. That we may all be united in our isolation. Let's not fight, because fighting gets us nowhere. Let's not run, because running gets us nowhere. Let's use faux-intelligent repetition, because that gets us somewhere. Short sentence, followed by applause. Thank you. |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-28 15:20:40 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-27 03:30:04 | |
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| Veni, vidi, velocirapti | |
| im an velociraptor | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-23 01:49:56 | |
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