Riced Out Yugo
missing person(s)
HACKED BY HYPERFUCKBOT
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-12 19:06:00
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funnybears.exe
if jesus were a bear, he would be a care bear.
if richard d. james were a bear, he would be a snare bear.
if tom jenkinson were a bear, he would be a hair bear.
if tom jenkinson had no hair, he would be a bare bear.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:54:00
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lincoln town and bat country
yo yo word up
this one's goin' out to my home-slice the the lincoln town 'n' country 'n' shit

lincoln town 'n' country
existential funtry
elemental lentil
serious dental
lincoln clown 'n' country
u think u got unlicensed uhf band telemetry?
my lincoln put u in the cemetary
piss on your pants
them muthafuckas be driven by hugh g. government grants.
flap flap flap
that aint no vaginal fold
lincoln town 'n' bat country
is startin' 2 take hold


RESPECT, yo!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:42:00
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"boat loaf," and other curiosities penned by theodore q. entloaf
"superior walnuts"

a gentleman of distinction
shall exude succinction
when walnuts doth he
pluck from his tree.


"boat loaf"

boat loaf, boat loaf,
where could you be?
nary a boat loaf as far as the eye can see!
silver shiny boat loaf,
come to me!


"lincoln town and country"

thou art a savage but noble beast,
mine lincoln town and country,
and when i'm dining effervescent,
i drive you through existential funtry.


"hat hymen"

i say
pop pop pop
have you seen
pop pop pop
my vaginal folds?
flap flap flap


"steve is a jerk"

steve is a jerk
while i was at work
he porked my lady


"nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar"

nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar.
yet, people seem alarmed when i hoot and hollar,
"i want justice! truth! extreme bargains!"
so it's over to borders to stock up on records by the cardigans
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:29:00
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zeppellin dirigible tom
oem adapters fufill a wacky and/or crazy role in today's information trouser economy. the volume of the industry is such that manufacturers have been forced to turn to outdated computer programming references, as well as a few copies of penthouse when they're in the mood. should your cup of idea tea arrive an ounce above schedule, captain christopher malarky will declare himself too old to bed jived, and dingos will eat berries, yum yum.

remember: just because i can['t] doesn't mean you can['t].
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:06:00
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tenne graeme hamme
it was the 18th gibbon of edwards, and poets were waxing. twelve-hundred thousand identical toothpicks, yours for the taking. gravis potentiae, my friend, that of which pies can only aspire to. melting pudding disassembles matrices upon delivery, funneling clambourines along the faint lines of society. how do you know? you grow. plantaloons, fault lines, and jersey city, the capitol of which is paris hilton. but rheostatis, donkey donkey malarky, that but thee, nay?

say it loud, say it proud: qqq muthafucka
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 02:48:00
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RICED OUT YUGOE VIDEOE PRESENTS!!

boba fett aquaplumber dance party

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-11 19:55:00
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really light bag.
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO
RICARD D. JAMES!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-11 07:35:00
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really light bag.
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO

RICHARD D. JAMES!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-11 07:35:00
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this is a tech blog (tog/blech)
hello ladies and apple iphones,

today i'd like to discuss a very importand topic on my blech/tawg. the apple iphone. apple's iphone rings a lot of bells. apple iphone is the right call for consumers. apple, not apple computer. apple yahoo iphone go, stay connected with the. apple iphone unveils tv that is bigger than other tvs. apple iphone patents $90,000 table. apple iphone link with global warming not definitively established. india launches apple iphone into space. omg apple iphone. omg apple iphone! ooomg apple iphone!!!! nintendo wii still outselling apple iphone. paris hilton and britney spears the worst apple iphones. steve jobs still a hippie. apple iphone spotted over europe. FDA oks the sale of genetically engineered apple iphones. bush sends 21,500 apple iphones to iraq. bush approval rating 12 ipods. prince william of wales dating apple iphone. walking hairpiece donald trump re-insults walking refridgerator rosie o'donnell (LOL SHE'S FAT APPLE IPHONE). roadside apple iphone explodes in downtown baghdad. apple iphone found to be source of viable stem cells. blogs all over talk about apple iphone.

apple iphone?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-11 00:57:00
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A pleasant walk through the forest.
#$%%yhhhh54h
ERTNEGRNWG%%&^^&M65767m66m7665
^^^&^%*U%
GANYMEDE
^^^^%EHTDGFGN
GH
~~~
EARTHWORMS
THT^NYYDYTMYTMYTesR

fbn Yias aou3d reolf5e logg w0
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-11 00:10:00
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A pleasant walk through the forest.
#$%%yhhhh54h
ERTNEGRNWG%%&^^&M65767m66m7665
^^^&^%*U%
GANYMEDE
^^^^%EHTDGFGN
GH
~~~
EARTHWORMS
THT^NYYDYTMYTMYTesR

fbn Yias aou3d reolf5e logg w0
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-11 00:10:00
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get off my damn lawn
FUNCTION OLD_CURMUDGEON {

CASE HIPPIES {
GET_OFF_MY_LAWN_YOU_DAMN_HIPPIES();
}
CASE OLD_BOYS {
WANT_A_BEER_JEB();
}
}
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-10 16:26:00
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brainstorm feck
gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx
sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx
qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx
end of all
end of none
forgive him
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-10 15:56:00
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yugo angels living in the ethernet seams
  • Nybble
  • byte
    • dword
    • dword ptr
    • qword
  1. halibut
  2. haxibut
  3. haxibus
  4. snaxibus
  5. buttbux
malformed asshat input at /dev/yugo -- ILEC stealing customers from local ISP.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-10 01:19:00
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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-09 23:57:00
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scripted
death simple point tomorrow snake request
sense little no business order
neck part box reason blood
substance stretch up daughter work
night fold picture he heat
complete order awake circle cart
may glove safe ant woman
red shock sugar may present
sheep story suggestion whip structure
arch against star night direction
why private umbrella separate automatic
cough authority structure cover story
physical general surprise ant horn
cork thunder serious form jelly
by till bad pleasure wire
order plane tail strange box
finger may normal oven because
when separate event pocket head
dirty common throat some language
bread like horse year cloth
brown political clean business sticky
shake ship desire ice knee
wood reward forward fight near
history memory point will brass
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-09 22:14:00
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hacked by MC Twin Tub
The sun is shining and this may or may not be the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-09 21:48:00
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zfzs
zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc
endless
plastic fingers
flowing and flowing
DA LYRICS BE FLOWIN AND FLOWIN
LIKE DA CETACEAN SNARES
THIS. IS. A. MACHINE. FOR. MAKING. FLOUNDER.furlong
LSAOSZXCL
YFNBFMKPY
UH U HU UH UH UH UH UH UH UH
solid fold
acid massive
axzcvzz
the aztecs had a
the mayans had a
the romans had a
the japanese had a
i had a
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-09 16:24:00
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If you meet the Riced Out Yugo, kill him.
If you meet the Riced Out Yugo, kill him.

If you are thinking about Riced Out Yugo, this is thinking and delusion, not awakening. One must destroy preconceptions of the Riced Out Yugo. "Kill the Riced Out Yugo if the Riced Out Yugo exists somewhere else. Kill the Riced Out Yugo, because you should resume your own Riced Out Yugo nature."
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-09 07:09:00
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