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I was in the kitchen The year was like a fog bitten by my toenail, there was no point at all the huge fire stoked in the hall. I scored no points at all I can't walk so I guess I'll just stay indoors. You got connects for me with the mob? Drink coughsyrup? Mexican biker. You wanna be big in Europe, you gotta take the kids and shake 'em. Nevermind the beats, put more foam on the fire You'll never get anywhere staring at my brother's wife. My sister said to jog in the rain. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-13 13:25:00 | |
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| i got that funky swing | |
| i got that funky swing in my titanium underbody. somehow i am unable to go over the bar, the angry man dispensing drinks will not let me. gravity is not helping. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-13 11:13:00 | |
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| I wonder what it means...?! | |
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| Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-01-13 10:00:00 | |
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| you were drunk, I don't believe you | |
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supplies: tonic water cocktail glass chanwear t shirt laptop Can't stop here, this is cat country |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-12 19:33:00 | |
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| missing person(s) | |
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HACKED BY HYPERFUCKBOT |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-12 19:06:00 | |
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| funnybears.exe | |
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if jesus were a bear, he would be a care bear. if richard d. james were a bear, he would be a snare bear. if tom jenkinson were a bear, he would be a hair bear. if tom jenkinson had no hair, he would be a bare bear. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:54:00 | |
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| lincoln town and bat country | |
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yo yo word up this one's goin' out to my home-slice the the lincoln town 'n' country 'n' shit lincoln town 'n' country existential funtry elemental lentil serious dental lincoln clown 'n' country u think u got unlicensed uhf band telemetry? my lincoln put u in the cemetary piss on your pants them muthafuckas be driven by hugh g. government grants. flap flap flap that aint no vaginal fold lincoln town 'n' bat country is startin' 2 take hold RESPECT, yo! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:42:00 | |
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| "boat loaf," and other curiosities penned by theodore q. entloaf | |
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"superior walnuts"
a gentleman of distinction shall exude succinction when walnuts doth he pluck from his tree. "boat loaf" boat loaf, boat loaf, where could you be? nary a boat loaf as far as the eye can see! silver shiny boat loaf, come to me! "lincoln town and country" thou art a savage but noble beast, mine lincoln town and country, and when i'm dining effervescent, i drive you through existential funtry. "hat hymen" i say pop pop pop have you seen pop pop pop my vaginal folds? flap flap flap "steve is a jerk" steve is a jerk while i was at work he porked my lady "nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar" nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar. yet, people seem alarmed when i hoot and hollar, "i want justice! truth! extreme bargains!" so it's over to borders to stock up on records by the cardigans |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:29:00 | |
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| zeppellin dirigible tom | |
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oem adapters fufill a wacky and/or crazy role in today's information trouser economy. the volume of the industry is such that manufacturers have been forced to turn to outdated computer programming references, as well as a few copies of penthouse when they're in the mood. should your cup of idea tea arrive an ounce above schedule, captain christopher malarky will declare himself too old to bed jived, and dingos will eat berries, yum yum.
remember: just because i can['t] doesn't mean you can['t]. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:06:00 | |
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| tenne graeme hamme | |
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it was the 18th gibbon of edwards, and poets were waxing. twelve-hundred thousand identical toothpicks, yours for the taking. gravis potentiae, my friend, that of which pies can only aspire to. melting pudding disassembles matrices upon delivery, funneling clambourines along the faint lines of society. how do you know? you grow. plantaloons, fault lines, and jersey city, the capitol of which is paris hilton. but rheostatis, donkey donkey malarky, that but thee, nay?
say it loud, say it proud: qqq muthafucka |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 02:48:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGOE VIDEOE PRESENTS!! | |
boba fett aquaplumber dance party |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-11 19:55:00 | |
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| really light bag. | |
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IM SO EXCITED
IM SO EXCITED IM SO RICARD D. JAMES! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-11 07:35:00 | |
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| really light bag. | |
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IM SO EXCITED
IM SO EXCITED IM SO RICHARD D. JAMES! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-11 07:35:00 | |
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| this is a tech blog (tog/blech) | |
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hello ladies and apple iphones,
today i'd like to discuss a very importand topic on my blech/tawg. the apple iphone. apple's iphone rings a lot of bells. apple iphone is the right call for consumers. apple, not apple computer. apple yahoo iphone go, stay connected with the. apple iphone unveils tv that is bigger than other tvs. apple iphone patents $90,000 table. apple iphone link with global warming not definitively established. india launches apple iphone into space. omg apple iphone. omg apple iphone! ooomg apple iphone!!!! nintendo wii still outselling apple iphone. paris hilton and britney spears the worst apple iphones. steve jobs still a hippie. apple iphone spotted over europe. FDA oks the sale of genetically engineered apple iphones. bush sends 21,500 apple iphones to iraq. bush approval rating 12 ipods. prince william of wales dating apple iphone. walking hairpiece donald trump re-insults walking refridgerator rosie o'donnell (LOL SHE'S apple iphone? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-11 00:57:00 | |
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| A pleasant walk through the forest. | |
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#$%%yhhhh54h ERTNEGRNWG%%&^^&M65767m66m7665 ^^^&^%*U% GANYMEDE ^^^^%EHTDGFGN GH EARTHWORMS THT^NYYDYTMYTMYTesR fbn Yias aou3d reolf5e logg w0 |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-11 00:10:00 | |
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| A pleasant walk through the forest. | |
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#$%%yhhhh54h ERTNEGRNWG%%&^^&M65767m66m7665 ^^^&^%*U% GANYMEDE ^^^^%EHTDGFGN GH EARTHWORMS THT^NYYDYTMYTMYTesR fbn Yias aou3d reolf5e logg w0 |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-11 00:10:00 | |
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| get off my damn lawn | |
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FUNCTION OLD_CURMUDGEON {
CASE HIPPIES { GET_OFF_MY_LAWN_YOU_DAMN_HIPPIES(); } CASE OLD_BOYS { WANT_A_BEER_JEB(); } } |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-10 16:26:00 | |
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| brainstorm feck | |
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gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx end of all end of none forgive him |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-10 15:56:00 | |
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| yugo angels living in the ethernet seams | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-10 01:19:00 | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-09 23:57:00 | |
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