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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-09 16:17:00
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RICEDOUTREGISTER
SALE THROUGH SATURDAY: 50% OFF ALL HOUSEWARES, YUGOS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-08 19:09:00
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why my metatarsals are spelled wrong
It was the eighteenth year of the fink, and gruefunk was rising. Malarkey waves were coming in tandem, triple, and grape-berry. Whenceforth was the belligerent Bertucci going to present himself? My schliv was at my side, available faster than kyzakski should he arrive. It was the eighteenth day of the mink, and gruefunk was rising. Schematics for a Roland drum machine covered the table, chair, and ceiling. Whenceforth was the technician going to return? My hat was sideways. It was the eighteenth clog of the sink, and gruefunk was rising. Despite the wallpaper sending its men out to attack the microwave, I had to fix this clog. When was the plumber going to get his patootie over here? The first step was obviously to rip the toilet out of the wall.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-08 12:41:00
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idea bin
haberdasherist rantings Nocturnal Lettuce Tanker Falabala Refugee Camp The Street White Roses Wasting Time Unable To Stand Sunlight Walking the world waiting to be discovered wanting what they said you could never have trail is far too clean It's The White Roses A Spinning Sky A Field The sun in your eyes As Much Cash As Possible Insanity, my commodity Mirrored shades dark ice mycotoxins Wintermute corto armitage dfssddddf Uplink hack trace_tracker ip_lookup the secrets are in the html
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-07 01:48:00
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We get up to 70 SPAMs a day! I have tried to control it on the web mail section of your site, but it just keeps getting worse. If it doesn't get better, I will just stop Hammertime, and a modem. Please look at our site on your web and see what I am doing wrong.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-06 20:59:00
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bring back tha old skool beatz
Composer Marc Canham. Friendly is Jacks best sellers. Portable of next Tom Clancy tactical. Mark Healey fever hits South Park billion of played Comments is. Healey fever hits South Park billion in?
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-06 17:03:00
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so much more dismay in empty eyes
So I found out that the sins of the older self are visited like a tree traversal upon your future person. We decided to play with fire; getting burnt is the only logical and reasonable consequence. Spock was wrong when he said that it is only logical. Logic was fathered by Boole; reason is what Spock is referring to. Spock and friends do not speak logic, only reason. I walk away with your blood on my hands. One might consider this an emo post, however the truth is revealed when we find and search ourselves out. We were all at one point this inerudite! We all shall find ourselves in this situation or similar at one point, and look back at our previous incarnations and laugh, cry, and wish that different had happened. It is a fact of life.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-05 06:06:00
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pap spears or pap smears? one is horrible and tragic, the other is routine genital health. do not get them mixed up
The Department of Energy's Hanford department (formerly the Atomic Energy Commission) partnered with Riced Out Yugo in a never-before-seen synergy of governmental agencies and swiss nuns. Treatment of the tesseractive sludge in Connect-a-cut was stunningly successful, and the cooperating agencies would like to thank DOE'd Out Yugo for making it all possible! Campaign started on Februarky the 22th of -1023 (two's complement representation) Camptaing ended on Nroway the 11teenth of 4001 (Final Oddysey) sludge was pumped into 55.121-grain drums Generalized pumping took 400 light-hours per kilowat, and had a cleaning efficiency per amp of 15.1 (sort of like my old Eureka upright) A DOE'd Out Yugo representative who wishes to remain nameless was quoted as saying "I like the way you work it, work it", before doing The Robot on camera. (deadline November 11th 2006)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-03 03:05:00
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Election for sale
Small-town mayor in need of quick fund influx due to betting disability. Willing to fix local results of House election for reasonable fee. Republican or Democrat welcome. XX1-X2X-XX3X
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-01 10:44:00
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The troops are fucking shitheads.
The troops are fucking shitheads. The troops are America's dumbest. The troops are homosexual meatheads. The troops couldn't fucking figure out how to use a fucking elevator. The troops should be smacked upside the head with an aborted foetus. The troops are eternally in bat country. The troops couldn't find their own asses with a map and a flashlight. The troops are jackasses that fantasize about raping twelve-year olds. "Racky" ones, of course. The troops will suffocate if the Seargent fails to give them orders to breathe. The troops are dumb sonofabitches. The troops are an embarrasment to America. The troops are worthless sacks of shit.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-01 10:30:00
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Petboy, Adventures of: 1000mg cocaine hydrochloride
ya listen it went like dis: yo u n2 blunting petboy? um ya how did u no? chchchchchchchcchspffspffsniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffahhhhhhhhhhhh I can touch my face. I can touch it, but I can't feel it. QUICK U HAEV 2 GO BACK TO WORK, PETBOY! fin.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-10-30 16:26:00
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fox news is the new las vegas
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-30 11:48:00
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extrons and watrons
extrons and watrons and matrons with aprons cloister interminible fox news patrons
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-30 11:45:00
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HOT OFF THE PARABOLA
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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-10-29 22:33:00
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wnaxk
Riced Out Yugo fully endorses this site
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-29 21:59:00
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fdfffff
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-28 01:33:00
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suprleme wizdome
home is where you wear your hat (setq home (where-you-wear 'your-hat)) #define HOME WHEREYOUWEAR(YOURHAT) import Location.home; import hat.* public static final HOME = new Location.home(wear, new Hat("Mine"));
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-28 01:33:00
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WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW
YOU AND ME WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH SOMEHOW
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-27 21:38:00
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nuclear pancake
Mac OS X Panther ships with extremely modem-intensive pancake transfer units. These utilities are installed in /Applications/Library/Preferences/CoreServices/ and require dialup compensation, like the Jiffy Lube customers compensated for their appearance on cartoons for Midas Brakes. Virgin Surgeon watwatwatw atwa twa twatw at watwatw atwatwatwa twatwatw atwat watwatwat wat watwatw atw atw atwatwatwat
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-26 13:22:00
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The hearts and spines of America
There comes a time, you see, when Doritos (tm) simply no longer cut the mustard. Perhaps it is the sodium content, perhaps it is today's faced-paced info-society, or perhaps it is simply the fault of gravity... it is uncertain if we'll ever figure it out, so we may as well shrug our shouldercuffs and focus on the issue at foot. Indeed, not even the threat of choco-narcolepsy stops these lads, a situation which, three years ago, would have been unfathomable. It is a lesson on many levels, and not just in how hard it is to predict which way the nutsack will swing. It is also a lesson in how not to microwave saltines. So on November 7th, remember: whoever controls the hearts and spines of America also controls America's parasympathetic nervous system.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-25 11:06:00
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