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| Rumor in the office is such that we have had an internal taoism, with Mr. The Plarg defecating and revealing that he is jealous of other columnists' superior ability to sling wat. This has postponed phase 2 of his promotion until further notice. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-13 18:31:00 | |
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| INTERNAL SECURITY BREACH | |
| Rumor in the office is such that we have had an internal schism, with certain members of faculty defecting and revealing internal information about the company. This has postponed phase 2 of the operation until further notice. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-13 18:14:00 | |
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| NEWS FLASH | |
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This act will lead to the destruction and consumption of the last remaining human beings on the planet, 4129 years from now. Retaliation took so long, of course, because chickens have difficulty flying. |
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| Posted by Robots From The Future @ 2006-07-12 23:01:00 | |
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| salmonela bisto | |
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once there was blatz. blatz kerfunt fotz. fotz duz witz-wap, 'n' click'n 'n' stuff. what a clickwad.
pantro romano, turbobelly satan kerfuffle. nimp nimp dimp. super desert dessert. vt100 is a terminal disease vt100 is a terminal disease vt100 is a terminal disease |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-12 19:08:00 | |
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| ghlghglhglghglahrlhralrhisdojrosijdromooaoaozoaormz,x,c,,,,,x,,x,,,z,,wkjwkqo2o2211 | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-12 18:36:00 | |
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| Industry analysis!! | |
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"Ballmer called unified communications 'a very big deal,' another big opportunity for system integrator partners. The company showed off the ability to integrate Outlook from Office 2007 with instant messaging as well as voice and video communications, including the ability to place an IP-based phone call directly from within Outlook."
NEW WIRUSES \ VORMS SPOTTED IN THE VILD: w32.ballmer.thx backdoor.bigdeal.k Office.Outlook.IM.Skpye.w32.younameitweinfectit.biz |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-11 18:34:00 | |
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we are in a high tilde drought, please do not use too many ~ characters in your command lines, take advantage of /home/ paths and manually toggle your cases in vi. it is acceptable to use vim and g~MOTION, if you must use tildes to toggle case. Please conserve our rare characters. Other rare character's statuses are as follows:
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-10 17:30:00 | |||||||||||||||
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| rumours of our bizzare asian lactation have been greatly exaggerated. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-10 01:34:00 | |
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| ethergivesawaystatesecrets | |
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At work we (arbitraily) use The New York Times to line the birdcages with. Now that John Gibson (of The Big Story with John Gibson as seen on Rupert Murdoch's Fox News Channel, a subsidary of News Corporation, who owns Riced Out Yugo) says that people should use the New York Times to line their birdcages with because they're liberal, pandering, giving away sensitive information during times of war, theatre-watching, Upper East Side dwelling, sodomite, communist, anti-American douchebags who don't know real values if it stuck them in the face like a pidgeon shitting on you while you cross 52nd and park with all the other assholes ratting their way through Manhattan.
So fuck you John Gibson, I'm gonna line the birdcages with The New York Times because I steal the bundles from Stop and Shop before going into work every morning. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-07-09 20:56:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-09 00:31:00 | |
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| situation: wat status: go | |
| wi hir @ ri ow ewego no u wnat 2 no wat wi no. but you doh no, no no no. collapsable putty. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-07 23:07:00 | |
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| Sanchez | |
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Farewell 1069. You will be loved.
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-07-06 23:57:00 | |
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| Incoming Transmission | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-07-06 23:50:00 | |
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| phase 1 complete | |
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Phase 1 of RoY Cactus integration is complete -- the public has been notified of impending (at 75 Ω) demise. Stay Online. Preparations for phase 2 begin at 1152250677. Stay Online. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-06 23:38:00 | |
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| a story about sampling breaks under duress | |
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unt chih chih clop unt chih und chih unt chih chih clop unt chih und chih unt chih chih clop unt chih und chih unt chih chih clop clop untsie untch unt chih wat clop unt chih und chih unt chih chih clop unt chih und chih unt chih wat clop unt chih une wat unt chih chih clop wat untsie wat! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-06 18:02:00 | |
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| A sad farewell | |
| After a long history of ricers, yugos, swiss nuns (with guns), and asshats, both missing and not, Riced out Yugo is closing its doors. It will be sorely missed by the denizens of the netcyberweb that begat its very existence. This is Eugene Belford, signing off... For the last time. :( | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-06 17:10:00 | |
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| RDiocne'dt ODurto pY utghoe usnodaep rosrt ealnsdes, ypouun.k. | |
| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-07-06 17:05:00 | |
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| hay potatos | |
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wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat hacked by relative wisdom |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-06 17:02:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo has pre-emptively shut down | |
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Riced Out Yugo.com has officially, pre-emptively shut down.
You are not reading this post. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-06 16:42:00 | |
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| ANNOUCEM3NT::!:!!!~~ | |
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RICED OUT YUGO EMERGENCY BROADCAST BEACON.
YANKEE HOTEL FOXTROT. A MESSAGE IN TWO PARTS. BREAK. BREAK. RICED OUT YUGO TO SHUT DOWN STOP RICED OUT YUGO TO BE SHUT DOWN JULY 07 2006 STOP CONTINUE AS NORMAL STOP RICED OUT YUGO AQUIRED BY RUPERT MURDOCH AND NEWS CORPORATION STOP BREAK. BREAK. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-07-06 08:02:00 | |
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