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| Riced Out Yugo (ROY), in accordance with the Psychological Warfare Division (PWD), National Security Agency (NSA) and the United States Secret Service, now assures you that this message is false. | |
| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-30 11:41:00 | |
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| LIVE RICED OUT YUGO PERFORMANCE! | |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-30 10:18:00 | |
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| suit 90000 | |
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q: you've got a vote for your shoulder a: wats a vote for LOLs ensue. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-30 09:05:00 | |
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| ONE SENTENCE IN THIS POST IS PLAGIARIZED FROM ANOTHER SITE | |
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Bugzilla reference number #ROY20188992: Riced out yugo, in some cases, may appear as a demonic portal to the underworld instead of a normal perfectly innocent website How to reproduce: Visit riced out yugo on Friday the 14th. A demonic portal to the underworld takes over your computer screen instead of the normal perfectly innocent and God-fearing webpage known as Riced out Yugo. Resolution: WONTFIX, however the following workaround may apply: Stick your dick in your colorado tape drive and do a full system backup (with post-copy verification). |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-30 01:47:00 | |
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| mary poppins? | |
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Find the area enclosed by the yugo y^2 = (rice/starship)^asshat y = +- sqrt(asshat^starship - rice) Integrate with respect to the hat axis: hat = (2y - x*m + b)/halfop hat = y^2 - hardcore(xxx) t = (y^2 - hardcore(xxx))/ha Use the method of cylindrical shells: t = int(llllllllllllllllllllll*fzztclunk* |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-29 20:00:00 | |
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| wat u say | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-29 12:51:00 | |
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| we lack the motion | |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-29 11:39:00 | |
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| boothapprehensive@earthlink.net writes: | |
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Riced Out Yugo thanks its readers for providing us with these important updates. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-29 11:01:00 | |
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| HELLO MYSPACE | |
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plz friend riced out yugo and comment
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-28 22:42:00 | |
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greetings from drsmartload95a.exe |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-28 11:51:00 | |
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| How the republican party works | |
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How the Republican Party ("Grand Old Party") works is really not all that complex. They have two main courses of action:
Policy making: Use opinion research groups to determine what would get people riled up the most. Distribute marketing-approved "talking points" to rile people up (also known as "energizing the base"), and swift boat anyone who so much as moves a comma on the talking points. Swift boating: On anything they could potentially catch flack for, the GOP will declare itself the proverbial moral "high ground," and accuse everyone else of doing what they do. Examples:
What is the goal of the GOP? This will be covered in another lesson. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-28 11:35:00 | |
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| hi | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-27 18:54:00 | |
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| Kenneth Corporal Recruiter | |
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I am a banana Hello's sister selects me from her tables Monkey buttes like to eat me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr REINDEXMY RPM DATABATS WHILE HOLDING THE Hm. Coming back to this post after sleeping fitfully for 8 hours and it's only in the middle makes me wonder what I was doing last night fixedsys ftw. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-27 10:48:00 | |
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| Introducing VeriHat | |
Greetings, viewers. It has come to the attention of the Great Hatsby that there are a number of ersatz (fake, imitation, etc.) hatbots around. In an effort to sweep aside terrible, terrible confusion, Hatsby asked us to develop a VeriHat utility.
Use Verihat to check the validity of a hatbotThanks, and be safe, kids. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-26 20:36:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-26 19:47:00 | ||
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| OYNA | |
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We interrupt this showing of Fuzzball: The Golden Age to bring you the following very important OFFICIAL YUGO NEWS ALERT: leet hacker ddos kiddies with backwards names are attempting to pass off communist lies as yugoality. Please do not panic: Reports from the top-secret yugo bunker say that Great Hatsby will have a remedy to fake hat bots soon. We're all tuned in and awaiting his announcement. This post brought to you by AJAX Web 2.0. For cleanliness in implementing high-profile webapps. Now with Ruby on Rails Power. Fnord. On a personal note, Mr. The Plague does not like being impersonated on LiveJournal, and will start to catalog his official posts on the Riced out Yugo Forums. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-26 17:02:00 | |
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| Batchelors, jn rree33 | |
Riced Out University provides courses in:
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-26 00:28:00 | |
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| The world from my eyes: | |
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Plague Note: It is rumored that this does not function on the LJ feed. Please visit Riced out Yugo and This post in particular, highlighting the dynamic nature of our unique site. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-25 02:25:00 | |
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| who needs fox news? | |
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Riced Out Yugo is committed to our efforts to bring value to you, the consumer. In lieu of that, we have selected a single quote that negates your need to have read anything about the Iraq "war" in this coming week: "One hundred percent of the Democratic caucus believes it's time for change. One hundred percent of the Republican caucus believes it's time to stay the course," Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Illinois, said during debate, voicing the Democratic view of the likely vote outcome as well as the choice facing voters this fall. Sen. George Allen, R-Virginia, laid out the stark differences according to Republicans, saying Democrats offer "a vacillating strategic plan for retreat" while the GOP supports "a steady strategic plan for success." It is the opinion of Riced Out Yugo that we're simply fucked either way. Vote wat. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-24 23:38:00 | |
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| Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory is in effect | |
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Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory has completed yet another aural gem:
BARN BLASTER 5000 Riced Out Yugo, Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory, and the Great Hatsby are not responsible for bad trips, psychotic breaks, scorched eardrums, or angry neighbors. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-24 17:34:00 | |
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