Riced Out Yugo
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-05 03:11:00
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tammy the tin-mouthed treble
features:
  • Babara Ann
  • Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music"
  • Aphex Twin - "Ventolin"
  • "Sk8r Boi" by ol' shriekin' avril lavigne
  • "SONG ABOUT HOW I AM COMING INTO MY OWN AS A WOMAN" by Ashlee Simpson
  • The collected works of Limp Bizkit
  • The soundtrack from "The Break-up"

order today
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-04 20:48:00
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apex singular
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-03 03:14:00
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Wisdom from 1856
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-02 23:02:00
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hats != hate

hats != hate

please do not endorse hate
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-01 22:14:00
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ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**ROY**

Riced Out Yugo Inc. (ROY)
Current Price: $0.65

The Rally has begun Watch this one like a "hawk", this report is sent because
the potential is incredible This is AS sure as it gets.!
UnbelievABLE
R I C E N E W S

read below

COMPANY OVERVIEW

Aggressive energetic POWERFUL, ROY Industries boasts a dynamic range
Expansion and diversified portfolio of operations across
North America, with an eye on international expansion.

  • Which came first, the chicken or the egg.
  • Water doesn't run uphill.
  • A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
  • Stir up an ant's nest.
  • When it rains it pours.
  • Run to seed.
  • A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
  • Stir up an ant's nest.ANT'S NEST!
  • Sweating blood.
  • A tree does not move unless there is wind.
  • Schools out for summer.
  • Tastes like chicken.

  • Shiver me timber.
  • The scythe ran into a stone.
  • Weed 'um and reap.
  • Spring to mind.
  • Spring forward fall back.
  • Your all washed up.
  • A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
  • Speak softly and carry a big stick.
  • As uneasy as a cat near water.
  • Under the weather.
  • Salt of the Earth.
  • Water doesn't run uphill.
  • Put to bed with a shovel.
  • You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
  • Through the grapevine.
  • Where man is not nature is barren.
  • Survival of the fittest.
  • Weed 'um and reap.
  • Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
  • Walking on thin ice.

  • Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-06-01 14:03:00
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    Backbone Patching
    Riced out Yugo provides you the latest in khax leet technology. Our dedicated hat rack of 128kbit ISDN connections increase the dimensionality of our services to provide greater adroitness for your dollar. Top secret photos of our secure location are available:
    Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-01 01:11:00
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    The case of the missing hat
    It was an exceptionally fine Tuesday morning, and I was relaxing in my favorite armchair by the window, enjoying the crisp autumn breeze and a handful of roasted filberts. Although my body appeared relaxed, my brain, which housed the brilliant mind of the world's greatest living detective, was hard at work. I was trying to remember if I had scheduled a 9:30 appointment.

    Just as I was really getting going on the problem, however, my ruminations were interrupted by a lively knock on the parlor door. A small figure burst in, clothed from head to foot in herringbone. "My dear Sleuthe!" he cried around the pipestem clenched firmly between his teeth, and his small eyes beamed excitedly behind his round wire-rimmed spectacles.

    It was my upstairs neighbor, sometime assistant, and ardent admirer Watley. He was a decent enough chap, but he could be a bit dense at times. "'Morning, Watley," I said, with feigned joviality. I was only too well aware that my chances of sneaking a morning nap had just gone up in smoke. To be quite honest, Watley was often downright annoying, but on the other hand he was affianced to the daughter of the man who owned the largest filbert-packaging plant in all of Wales. Sure enough, I noted that in his right hand he carried a sealed glass jar which was practically chock full of the tasty round nuggets.

    "Set those down on the endtable, my good man," I told him, and waved him over to the small high-backed chair on my left. "You're just in time for my 9:30 appointment. Stay and observe, Watley. You may yet learn a thing or two." Watley's eyes lit with excitement as he settled his frame into the chair. "Is it a case, Sleuthe?" he inquired eagerly. "Yes," I replied gravely. "I expect so. I call it ... The Case of the 9:30 Appointment".

    "Quite so, quite so," mumbled Watley, taking a few rapid puffs on his pipe. At that very moment a tall, slightly handsome young man strode confidently into the room through the open doorway, set his cane by the door, then doffed his greatcoat and hung it upon the coatrack which I had cleverly provided for that very purpose. "Mr. Sleuthe," he said by way of greeting, bowing slightly toward me, and then settled himself in the chair opposite from mine. Instantly my renowned powers of observation and deduction were at the ready.

    "Allow me to introduce myself," my guest said. "I am ..."

    I interrupted him. "You," I intoned, "are Lord Peter Whipfish". An audible gasp of admiration was heard, and with some embarrassment I realized it had emanated from myself. I went on. "You reside at 27 Hampton Court. You are a collector of fine Egyptian tableware and I dare say a connoisseur of Welsh wines. You appear to be unmarried and have no pets larger than a goldfish. And," I paused, for dramatic affect, "you are here because someone has stolen your hat!"
    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-31 12:21:00
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    truth
    If you play Riced Out Yugo backwards you hear pro-christian messages
    Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-31 01:59:00
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    Riced Out Yugo is the null modem of the Internet
    there are many examples of this. such as: n, q, p, xyzzy, margaret thatcher, and pancakes for breakfast last thursday.

    more notable examples include cheese, pie, wat, guerilla marketing tactics, thunderous pantage, and panini sandwiches.

    if you can come up with similarly fine examples, you may have what it takes to be a writer for the esteemed riced out yugo.
    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-30 15:04:00
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    dnt trn arnd o ooo
    NOBODY HONKS THIS HORN EXCEPT FOR ME, HERR KOMMISSAR! YOU ALSO MAKE THE WEATHER...
    Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-05-30 15:01:00
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    wtf d00d
    AHY D00D WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SITE IT'S CALLED RICEOUTYUGS BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE A RICE OR A YUGO AND ITS NOT RICED OUT EITHER I MEAN SRSLY D00D WTF
    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-30 12:07:00
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    q-cat
    So, my last post was too easy.

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    Make sure to get rid of all the spaces. You may find tclsh and flying butt monkeys handy.
    Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-29 23:27:00
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    ACHTUNG, SCHINKENHOSENBESITZER!

    BRINGEN SIE MIR EIN BERUHIGUNGSMITTEL!

    Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-29 15:23:00
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    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-29 07:34:00
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    Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-29 02:19:00
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    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-28 10:03:00
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    everyone please stand for the pledge of allegiance
    THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE*

    I pledge allegiance
    To the site
    Of the Riced Out Yugo of the Internet
    And to the jibberish for which it stands.
    One Internet,
    under wat,
    with blink and marquee tags for all

    *not to be confused with the Pledge of Dust Removal +2
    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-28 05:12:00
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    Frogger
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    Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-05-28 01:18:00
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    words to live by, vol. 17
    This magic box dispenses valuable advice based on its vast reservoirs of knowledge and wisdom. Live by its words and you shall live well indeed.
    • Never delimit a preplacental heterospory.
    • Always redefine your street fighter.
    • Never speckle a phytogeographical Mita.
    • Never dazzle a zinciferous self-penetration.
    • Always reword your guild socialism.
    • Never desalt a hematozoic asthenic.
    • Stereoisomerisms are for cobbling.
    • Always maculate your quinacrine hydrochloride.
    • Always paralyse your Karma.
    • Never lithograph an overloud Lyublin.
    • Noli-me-tangeres are for salving.
    • Always rip your Pouilly-Fuissa.
    • Never degauss a nonelaborative Beatrice and Benedict.
    • Always sugar your Joao.
    • Never outguess a nonsubmissible personal estate.
    • Always overload your extirpator.
    • Never laud a radiochemical Grecism.
    • Mabelles are for relaying.
    • Always tint your Paul I.
    • Never medicate a wandle ronin.
    • Porringers are for shingling.
    • Always herd your ptyalism.
    • Hivites are for defiling.
    • Always stamp your mysticism.
    • Always pose your anthropomorphist.
    • Always blank your gasterosteus pungitius.
    • Never bulwark an adient turnup.
    • Always round out your chlordane.
    • Never purpose an alveolate Eleaticism.
    • Always impoverish your eastern red cedar.
    • Always title your harlequin opal.
    • Never rejoice an uncommuted backhand stroke.
    • Catasauquas are for jibing.
    • Always lyophilize your creative imagination.
    • Never cash a devotional false Jerusalem cherry.
    • Web foots are for reposing.
    • Always muffle your atlantis.
    • Never unchain a subtegumental cell-mediated immune response.
    • Always carbonado your scrod.
    • Never martyrize a Numidia pealing.
    • St Vitus's dances are for fixing.
    • Always outvote your Lugansk.
    • Never clasp a nonbusiness monometer.
    • Draughts are for embracing.
    • Always copyright your Italian sonnet.
    • Never overlay a Homeric Kursaal.
    • Cutthroat trouts are for spring.
    • Always forswear your Zog I.
    • Never brake a temerarious subjugator.
    • Periodic laws are for relaying.
    • Always scale your microstat.
    • Cortications are for titivating.
    • Always flame your Chladni.
    • Never submit a woolstapling haydn.
    • Superabsurdnesses are for ragging.
    • Always vent your Eusebio.
    • Never bundle up a pureblood thermoanesthesia.
    • Long-wire aerials are for defiling.
    • Always prefabricate your Entebbe.
    • Never mainline a fortuneless proprionamide.
    • Daxs are for hackling.
    • Always pi your scottish reel.
    • Never prime a gymnospermous power point.
    • Charangos are for ragging.
    • Always reassign your paver.
    • Never span an argus-eyed cyanoguanidine.
    • Always whomp your self-disposal.
    • Never tank an unroutable communization.
    • Forbidden fruits are for pouncing.
    • Always array your pork and beans.
    Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-27 01:47:00
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