Riced Out Yugo
old school banana
oh, old school banana,
dancing in the sky
oh, old school banana,
mashed and made into pie

old school banana,
you're the best
old school banana
but if i may request
old school banana
ripen with haste
old school banana
so i can have that fruity taste

oh, old school banana,
dancing in the sky
oh, old school banana,
mashed and made into pie
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-14 00:54:00
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WE SEEM TO BE AT AN IMPASSE
when funky stan started hatin' on my disco-playin' system, i got all ill-mannered-like. 'we seem to be at an impasse, old chap!' i said, then bitchslapped his ass.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-13 22:58:00
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promulgation elaboration
  • chewbacca promulgation
  • elf promulgation
  • kurdish promulgation
  • chevy promulgation
  • rebecca promulgation
  • promulgation promulgation
  • problematic promulgation
  • pork promulgation
  • entwhistle promulgation
  • rice krispie promulgation
  • pudding pop promulgation
  • multiple promulgations in diachronic tandem
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-13 12:57:00
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AOL MESSAGE BOARD SESSION #427
HAY GUYZ HOW DO I APPLY THE HOT COFFEE MOD TO HILARY CLINTON!#??!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-12 22:03:00
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they keep calling me
thar atsonce eafwasffa malrakrey atransfaqglq naoolgleio zoat. klambufr makwadgie atwah I AM GOMEZ. WHAT DO YOU WANT? GOLD, JEWELS? agglionoonfa afjaqiq xeme fawoq qlqlqlf ajnv awiwigga faswiw I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME WORK FOR MY BUSINESS poraiq rwondaf awaww faheefl falfnn nbweotw qnnq qngapq dggg barta Qhqh I AM A VERY ELEGANT MAN anqqo watoawi tooq amwwre awf
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-12 10:55:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-10 21:08:00
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HEY AMERICA
HEY AMERCIA!!! WE ARE BUSTING OUT THE LOL FOR YOU

nigga say wat SO PRAISE THE YUGO, IF GOD DIDN'T INTEND FOR YOU TO SPAM WWW.RICEDOUTYUGO.COM EVERYWHERE, THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT ON THIS HERE YO PLANET

don't front; spam

peace
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-10 13:30:00
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red bull gives you wings


AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY !!!
RED BULL GLOWS UNDER BLACKLIGHT
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-08-10 10:04:00
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YAY BAD MOODS!!11

YAY BAD MOODS!

put yourself in that simple post-nuclear place, you are totally shitty, immersed in suckitude, there is nothing but bad thoughts, there is crap and turd and beef and consider your wallet watch your image eat at nixon's

EVERYONE LOVES BAD MOODS!!

;______;

suicide and dead end jobs and the U.S. Postal service
;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

each and every day is a turd
you are not special
;_;
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-10 08:05:00
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YAY GOOD MOODS!!11

YAY GOOD MOODS!

put yourself in that simple healing place, you are totally happy, immersed in bliss, there are no bad thoughts, there is just contentedness and success consider your navel watch your breathing eat at joes's

EVERYONE LOVES GOOD MOODS!!

^______^

butterflies and apple pies
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

each and every day is special
you are special
^_^
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-10 08:01:00
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leet teal snack kans
I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE
BUTTES EVERYWHERE
TRANSLATIONI HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE
BUTTES EVERYWHERE
In the future, everywhere there are buttes.

Seeing into the future, buttes are everywhere.

Everywhere in the future, buttes are there.


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 \___\_____/
ASSKEY courtesy of:
#!/usr/bin/perl -p

BEGIN { print "<tt>" };
s/ /&nbsp;/g;s/\n/<br>/g;END {print "</tt>" };
lol buttes
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-09 20:38:00
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old times

I just remembered something.



Back in April 2005 when I was on my Jan - May binge on dxm I drove my grandma to an eye clinic.

Just so happens the majority of patients here were getting the dilator eye drops.

I was on a 3rd plateau dose of dxm and trippin wild, and my eyes were also dilated.

I fit in well here.

All the while no one was suspicious in the least for their eyes for dilated too.

Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-09 14:52:00
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post
this post is five sentences. this post says absolutely nothing. this post is on the riced out yugo web site. this post contains words, letters, and spaces. this post is a post.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-09 14:50:00
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zoast roast
the following are deployment orders for steel ham battalion #3149, TOP SECRET, K?

  1. secure target lambda
  2. proceed to location theta
  3. do the hokey pokey
  4. bring me some chips
  5. play a mean pinball
over and out.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-08 14:54:00
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Mtv????//
Up next is Amerika's hottest new band Disentigrated and Ground Into My Feces with their hit song "I want to choke on your wad of semen"!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-08-08 11:49:00
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HI
HOO WAT NO MING
WE WAT LONG TIEM
SNAX SNAX PORKY!!1

ZOO WAT MACINTIRE OVERINFLATION
underinflation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-07 12:22:00
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EXPLOSIONS OF MASTICATED TACO
You there! With the ASCII taco crammed in your larynx! How did you get where you are today? Do you ever consider this? You probably haven't; most never do. But the truth of the matter is that you would not be where you are today, without the sociopolitical benefits of the Riced Out Yugo. Yes, the Riced Out Yugo has singlehandedly changed the outlook of the world, turning that projected outlook from a smoking crater full of Starbucks into a rich patchwork of Uzbekistanian hot dog vendors. So, this upcoming election season, remember Riced Out Yugo. Have you hugged a Riced Out Yugo Today?

Ask not what Riced Out Yugo can do for you, but what you can do for Riced Out Yugo, namely:
  • Spam the URL everywhere
  • Vote RTQP into office
  • HAX THE FORUMS
  • VISIT WWW.RICEDOUTYUGO.COM EVERY DAY
  • Pick your nose before it becomes too clogged for normal function
  • String banners for ricedoutyugo.com along major highways
  • Sing about the joys of ROY while eating oatmeal
  • Assert that while horsies are pretty, Riced Out Yugo is prettier.
NOW GO FORTH AND YUGOIFY!!q11
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-07 12:05:00
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heartlight tacos, inc
dave runs lavasoft. do you?

i bet he can also chew gyoza. i certainly fucking can't. you know how it goes, though: lose a few teeth, gain a fuzzed out saturday of sitting on your ass. malarkey? sorted.

what kind of name is neil diamond, anyways? is he like a square, just rotated 45 degrees? so if i played heartlight on a 45 rpm record, would it be by neil square? trafalgar square? felafel?

if disco were to re-emerge... oh shit, forget that, i think something poked me in the side. but nothing's there. mystery abounds! let me look, just to make sure.... nope, there's nothing there. i blame the dentist.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-06 20:59:00
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glute loaf 35
the following elements are required for a successful beef stew pow-wow:
  • beef
  • stew
  • philosophy
  • elves
  • buoyancy
  • van der waal forces
  • antenna masts
  • bea arthur
don't forget the saline solution.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-06 14:43:00
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the fields
from left to right

when put to fast drums

bass

great vocals

fuck you
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 02:30:00
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