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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-24 17:12:00 | |
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| denial spiral fuckin roller causter | |
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I am constantly considering the effects women have on men and weather or not your IQ has anything to do with how many problems you have. For instance if you are particularly .... if you are a stupid fuck and your girl is... well then your problems could involve physical fights, cops, etc... and if you are somewhat smart you end up sitting alone in a constant self submissive torture over your regrets or hates or failures.. there are no failures though, the system has not been completed to allow failures, only slow decay. Now an excerpt: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Yummy stuff free of copyleft. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-24 04:13:00 | |
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| you are warching me | |
The history channel is good for when your fingers hurt
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-24 01:35:00 | |
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| some of l0des thoughts | |
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Alright below is some white blurred shit from a guy named l0de, he is a good guy and loves the tight pussy of his new gf. Ahhh shit imma squirt, enjoi:
Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention that some of you are distressed about pornographic links\crapflooding\trolling\lastmeasure\vandalism on your bbs\livejournal\blog\homepage\guestbook\place of work\home address. As the spokesman for the GNAA, I would like to express my deep condolences that our recent efforts were not enough to convince you to quit the internet forever, and stop polluting it with your disgusting little personalities. Please rest assured that we will not cease our efforts until the last of your kind has been purged from the net forever. In the meantime, there have been physical threats made to members of the GNAA, and I would like to applaud these threats, and offer you a chance to escalate them in a gentlemanly fashion. I believe it is the right of every man, woman, and Mexican to demand satisfaction from what they consider a personal attack on their honor. To extend this right to even you lowly idiots who have no conception of how to make anything more complicated than a drive-through order at taco bell happen in the real world, I am making a special offer to all of you. I will duel you, to the death. That is correct. I consider your recent threats a challenge, and will therefore defend my honor, and the glorious organization I represent, to the death. While I was almost certainly not personally responsible for whatever mild action you considered severe enough to threaten physical harm, please consider me as the champion of those who actually were. I will be more than glad to engage you on the field (or in this case, the boat) of honor. Here is my offer. As the challeged, I have the right to select the weapon, the time, and the place. I select rapiers, although, if it is your earnest wish, I will allow the duel to be conducted with katanas. I would advise against this, as I am exceptionally profficient in katana, and generally choose rapier to offer you a sporting chance. The place is on the deck of a sufficiently large boat, in calm seas on international waters. This will allow us to avoid annoying legal consequences, and free you of the worry of burial expenses, as your body will be quickly and unceremoniously weighted and dumped in the ocean. In the extremely unlikely event that you should manage to defeat me, you will be returned to land unharmed, and allowed to go on with your mundane and meaningless life without fear of reprisal. Another highly trained member of the GNAA will take my place as spokesman, and you may then elect to duel him as well, after a 90 day grace period. Because you are the challenger, there are certain coventions that must be followed. You will be responsible for the following expenses: My first class travel and lodging, rental of and fuel for the boat, the pay of the crew, your own personal travel to a location to be disclosed where you will be blindfolded, and your personal effects removed from you, (should you win, these will be returned to you via mail within two weeks time). I also require my time be compensated for, at a discounted dueling rate of one thousand pounds sterling per day, with a three day minimum commitment, as I must put all my affairs on hold to dispatch you. You must provide your own weapon, which will be searched for concealed transponders and unsportsmanlike modifications, but will otherwise not be tampered with. If anything of this nature is found on your weapon or on your person during our search (which includes a full body MRI, the cost of which you are also responsible for) you will be disqualified from the dual for lack of personal honor, and your deposit will not be refunded. Any involvement with authorities will similarly disqualify you (and we must note that YOU are the one initiating the violence, and that I am merely defending myself). You have my personal word that you will be dealt with in a just and professional manner during the whole procedure. It is my personal suggestion that in addition to the required monies, you also bring with you sufficient funds (you must use old-style non-microchipped bills) to provide for you a last meal, and the services of a skilled prostitute for your last night on earth. Gentlemen, it is my earnest hope that you will do the honorable thing, and either follow up on your threats, or recant them like the dog you are. In my declining years, these duels have become a rather enjoyable distraction from my standard routine as an incredibly wealthy GNAA spokesman. Below you will find the information on how to contact the GNAA, who will hold your dick for you while we arange the duel. Sic Semper Quibus! Sincerely, Sir Horatio Brunswick |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-24 01:32:00 | |
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| bisbuit melanoplex | |
| malarky. nothing like it, hmm? i was travelling on the 409 (cactus subway, inc.) when i noticed the gentleman to my right was leaking thoughts. they were annoying ones, too, mostly an internal debate about what he should watch on TV tonight. i hate the subway. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-21 18:56:00 | |
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| Summer | |
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Your music helps to combine with the mind melting neurotoxins I ingest. They combine to form a syrupy cover that wraps my reality solid somewhat like syrup on breakfast thought 137.r496x stronger. I find the influences of medieval times has gotten me all excited. How I wish this effect could last forever, I would feel no pain.
In other news the select beverage has five red kings crowns. Ahhh the king, ahhh yes, ahhh. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-20 12:12:00 | |
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| ?SYANX ERROR, READY | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-15 21:42:00 | |
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| RTQP Commentary time | |
| Man, cakedrink must be on a binge or something. He's tripping out. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-11 23:15:00 | |
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| gentile godl gifts | |
The Five Circles Of Hell:
The man will try to use these five to take you down! Free your mind, and your ass will follow. Heil Zeig! |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-11 20:53:00 | |
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| auto | |
| I will drive an automobile today, The sky is going to be so blue, today, It used to be grey, In winter, Do you see the birds? | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-10 23:21:00 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-10 23:16:00 | |
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| s t i n k s | |
| a twisted back is not a twisted face. women do put cracks in the face indeed. and there money-loving work puts a twist on your back. this world needs to be measured in half filled rain/milk jugs on the coast of washington state while you drink your tea. i swear the many of you coast along the surface and those that you call deep only make quarters drop through the thick surface crust. You do not see that while your disgusting chunk of meat molds to become strained as you grow older... You do not see that you are still the child seeking comfort. We think you seek money but *if* you would just look inside yourself, stop for a second, you would see the one comfort you seek is the first you ever had, if you first felt so comfortable that you would die in one's arms then that is the place and you have found it. You need to stop looking. | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-10 00:15:00 | |
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| Trapped in the well | |
| Hey. How you doin. What the hell y'all want man? *blasts* Oh my god, you killed him. ... What did you do? What did you do? What the hell did you do? ... You mess with the bull you get the horns (click). ..thats what I did. ... You know what I hate more then anything. I hate the taste of metal in my mouth. It makes me gag. I have to use plastic forks and sp00ns all the time. You know I never told anything about the metal taste before. ... ... I want you to come by the bar. We should have a conversation about life and all. .... .... .... .... I didn't do nothing. Taken to his death? | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-02 20:35:00 | |
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Good day. Todays special offers: VIAGRA FOR AS LOW AS $1.62 PER DOSE CIALIS (super viagra) FOR AS LOW AS $4.38 PER DOSE LEVITRA FOR AS LOW AS $4.44 PER DOSE .... and much much more special offers today. YOU NEED 15 MINUTES TO BE READY FOR ACTION.
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-04-27 06:32:00 | ||
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&here is the direct formula (no potato 87% guarenteed) to send the marketing department of piggly-wiggly on a snipe hunt:
1. pick a day as national show your piggly wiggly day 2. on national piggly wiggly day, randomly moon piggly wigglies in your area 3. fill out customer suggestion forms demanding more mooning 4. start a piggly-wiggly mooner's fanclub 5. take over the planet |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-04-19 18:10:00 | |
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| If commands are introduced to the irc platform and people use them does this make them out to be monkey raping politicians? One a different view, if they say lol and you reply with a spectacular LOL is the capitalized version superior? As well does repeating others confirm everyones natural fear of looking uneducated in our monkey world. Do you really need to repeat a command after another to dance in rhythm embracing your shared fear. | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-04-19 04:23:00 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-04-17 19:04:00 | |
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| Wtach ze carbenheiben! | |
| New infotics! Stat! ~~~~~ Stat! 8%........15%.....17%....23%.........failed retsarting 10%.........34%....58%....67%....89%...done. All cannons charged. Launch. target = littlz, fmzl This Just In! DXM CAUSES AIWS Cough Syrup Causes Natural Hallucinations In later life. Women say jesus had a woman, i say he had many more. | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-04-17 18:54:00 | |
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| c.o.j.s.r. | |
| Do you suffer from constant OJ Simpson reflux disease? If so, then you need Prilo-OJ OTC. It's the only OTC medication that actually shuts off the OJ Simpson pumps in your stomach!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-04-13 18:59:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-04-12 23:39:00 | |
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