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| twelp twibble pweep pwork plap plam scyaethitti poppitti boombitty ba ba botty back sleep easy on your roll. regex backreference snax takes a toll -- we have a leak. i didn't tell you because i knew you wouldn't believe me until you figured it out for yourself. there is orange marmalade in the sky and i find it to be beautiful, but that does not excuse your strange devotion to cupcakes. beepity boopity bop bop beep. yaealp. peep pelp. poop pop. pip pwop. twip twap. kerpebble. i don't write this shit here, man, i just work there, man, in this brain full of weasels everywhere. man | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-04-26 03:47:22 | |
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| wen ur friends come over and ur all like oi ked peep trax but then u realise u got no real m8s. | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-04-24 16:32:07 | |
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| Events unfold | |
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Strategic geopolitical prisms and unfortunate collateral incidents have caused concern in following weeks to the jabberwocky incident. The complexity of the subject was summarised and defunktulated by the easiest person Media Inc could get on skype in time. Easiest person stated "this is obviously stalins fault and I've said this was going to happen for years". Meanwhile random guy we just heard of stated in a press conference that "everything is fine, just fine" contradicting a previous statment from other guy we never heard of in the other country..... Apologies our next article will not be shown because breaking news is coming in now that South Sudan has shifted their primary goal from genocide to nuclear capacity, the South Sudanese presminster has announced that they have been stockpiling nuclear weapons without the knowledge of international security agencies and plan to launch an initiative roughly translated as "Project Apocalypse Now, Why Not?". South Sudan has stated this initiative will categorically solve the convolution of international media. In other news-TSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2017-04-14 20:00:09 | |
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| she's a bit more than one | |
| Check CH jr, she was going to have the right side up. At lest we forget to check in with the brakes and suspension; the same as the original. The following user name and password secret question is what you think you can get a chance to get a new one. But forget about the birds, they can't help you knowing the truth about she. Thanks again for all your hard work and the other side of things that are not in my control. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-04-13 16:51:56 | |
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| the bluchs are terrible people | |
| the bluchs are terrible people. the bluchs give out apples and pennies instead of candy on halloween. the bluchs buy bruised vegetables, on sale. the bluchs do not donate to charity. the bluchs do not do drugs. the bluchs believe in god, but they do not go to church. the bluchs watch american idol, but they do not have a favorite contestant -- they like them all well enough (which is, to say, not much at all). so, you'll understand me, that when i tell you the bluchs are terrible people, i do not mean to imply that they do terrible things. frankly, if they did, that would make them much less terrible, simply via being something of note. instead, there is nothing. should alien life exist and visit this rock, the bluchs represent the singular most terrible choice of specimin to harvest and analyze. to do so would be to make a laundry list of everything humanity does that is simultaneously cringeworthy and uninteresting -- and we wouldn't want that. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-03-22 13:51:59 | |
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| TENTION DRIVERS! | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-20 03:24:58 | |
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| the good, the bad, and the peristalsis | |
| i was waxing askimbo when the call came in. so i hung up and went to the loo | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-20 03:22:45 | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-02-14 17:29:38 | |
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| you missed a sport | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-12 04:42:10 | |
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| perpendicular lies | |
| what a perpendiculous perpendectomy why don't you just perpend some alperapive pacts pike ponald pump ppppp ppppp ppp pp p and then imagine this post as a cybotron song. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-07 06:32:16 | |
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| [fixed] chinkn63 | |
| was havin a little diff and/or culty w/the Lort 300 on my Tiltwotor 32891-B when the tweezers dun de-calibrated on there lunar matrix bout dun depum runnmable about the honky ghonky honky honky ht93 hionky hgoy-j kyd onlysitsbackwards. i didn';t mean to take an enginehpart to my car. i thot was fib. gothhhhh521! twelve. the saomer boxthink that got me in throughble now was going to get my isomer in frubble in the isomurr of then. my only hope was to vomit tetrahedrons all over the carpot anmd hope they had a good lyson to wipe it drown townmj wghirlgiogigi,.. db but then some precussive tittilage and the Lort 300 was fuckin' dead on like a CERN laser | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-07 06:29:23 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2017-01-30 00:14:45 | |
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| Given that all IDM is shoegaze but not all shoegaze is IDM yet all shoegaze is music but not all IDM is music how in the world did RDJ ever afford a battle-tank? | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-01-26 17:41:43 | |
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| photoclypride semiglucose | |
| Oy m8 u got heat on that new gescom mix ya?? Yea bruv I got that Dyson in my coatroom; the same model hoover. Oi Bruce you hard to that new gescom Trax?? Me m8 knows how hax toaster on that new gescom trax too. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-01-25 01:42:27 | |
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| victorian jingle | |
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`o earpits~ armwaxin' ! parapets ..are taxin' o' |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-23 05:23:20 | |
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i am getting the giggles the giggles are getting to me i am getting the gotten-to giggles the gotten-togiggles are gettin gaggly yap. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-22 08:27:14 | |
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who. how. nannergraemms. n'er noticed until dees abend ver dis how d'was.
how. who. now. there is only the how. the who and near. polynomial c by aphex twin. who you are never stops changing. how you are is equivalent to who you are at any given moment. why you are is another question entirely or perhaps it's a matter of perspective: "how are you?" asks a friend. "here is who i am, right now: [duiofgjdklgjdkfgfkdgdf]." i am certain -- certain -- that we're on to some curdwontenders, here: ohw. woh. hwo. what do these word mean? perhaps it is this quadratuple: ([how are you?], [who i am!] [woh are you?], [ohw you are]) does the oxford donctionary have an address at which i can send them words? tahnksksss |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-22 07:04:23 | |
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| it's like, seriously... | |
| ...who has ever come home (a couple times [maybea threye]) to find tom jenkinson wedged in the tea cupboard? with his fat little head. trying to escape, but the area is to small | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-01-19 17:34:43 | |
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| i mean, really... | |
| ...who hasn't come home (once or twice [possibru moar]) to find luke vibert trapped in their bathtub? with his long legs. trying to climb out, but it's too slippery | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-17 20:12:00 | |
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| graeme! | |
| Are you smoking medical marijuana on a school nightagain? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-11 05:59:05 | |
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