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I hereby challenge everyone to say the following, ten times fast:
Jingle shingle pringle cringle pan, pie, and profits. Do you dare? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-09-28 17:03:36 | |
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| The Story of J.J. Fux | |
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A long time ago, in a continent far, far from North America (quite possibly in Germany), there lived a man named J.J. Fux. He aspired to be a greatly renowned playwrite. His passion was tragicomidies, plays the combined comedy and tragedy.
He toiled, and eventually produced his first masterwork. It was a play about a master teaching a student, and then dying at the end. It had Fux's thoughts on how music should work (it was a side hobby). He called it gradus ad parnassum, the latin phrase meaning "o noble senator, please direct me to the funeral home with most haste." Fux's play was not well received by theater critics, but the rising music theory field attached to his work with vigor. And so, today, we have the misinterpritation that Fux intended the play as a music theory treatise. No, just the opposite: it was his first play. Sponsored by Wackenhut, Inc.THE MORE YOU KNOW ^_^ |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-09-28 02:58:08 | |
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| the plan is coming to fruition | |
| Very soon, Margaret Thatcher shall play her very first game of Twister(tm). Muahahaha!!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-09-17 01:14:55 | |
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| HELP | |
They like their food on the hoof, as it were.Where is that quote from!!?!?! A movie I think. Five thousand wonder-points to the remiter of the source name (I.E. FIND ME WHERE THIS COMES FROM AND POST ANSWER PLZ). Hurrah (W00T111!!) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-09-08 17:25:24 | |
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| Zing zomp | |
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Chinese food restaurants can teach us a lot, with their charming, primitive (and sometimes tenative) grasp of the english language... most of the extraneous words are stripped away, and ones that somehow convey more meaning by themselves then amongst others are left behind. Often, subtle, amusing trends relating to humanity can be spotted. For example:
The two local restaurants that serve chinese food are Yummy House and Lin's Garden. If I asked you which one of those were healthier, you'd probably answer Lin's Garden (though you may not know why), and you will be right - Lin's Garden is more used by the extremely health conscious around here. Needless to say, Yummy House does a considerably brisker business. "Yummy" makes you think of good feelings, of pleasure, while "Garden" makes you think of health and things natural (and vegitables instead of general gau's). enough of this... the time has come. i have just tossed the Lin's Garden menu. i get so distracted by this crap. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-09-06 21:53:00 | |
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| Quanch | |
| Hats are superior to caps. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-30 19:49:56 | |
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| Cocoanut fusion | |
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YOU YOU MAKE ME PEEL YOU MAKE ME PEEL YOU MAKE ME PEEL LIKE A MANDOLIN WOMAN WOMAN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-30 03:02:43 | |
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| scared silence | |
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"Have you ever wanted a disease?" Bitch said. "Yes. I have wanted A.W.S" replied dumbjew
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-24 10:14:36 | |
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| riddles | |
| if a h4x0r w00ts in the woods, and no one is around to ph33r him, does that grant international parcheesi rights to the assembled consulate of crusty old BSD hackers? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-20 02:09:07 | |
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| HELP!!! | |
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omghelp
there's an itch inside my toe, and i can't figure out how to scratch it! ! ! p.s. i blew up ur grandmama |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-18 14:55:04 | |
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| cataurine | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-18 03:42:19 | |
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Alright Folks Most Women Would Be Willing To Take Another Cock like It Was Home.. or Moneyt and "good" benifits. Well fuck that. i am a guy, and I take only myself. :(. I hat stupid sluts that will fuck another. LOL Personally i have not had the pleasure to witness this. . . . . . . . But my friends have. So I ask all women reading this (Why is another dick just as good?) KIRSPEY KREME DOUGHNUTS CONTAIN CRACK! |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-07 04:24:12 | |
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| Township | |
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AND I'LL FOUND A TOWN IN TEXAS AND CALL IT ANAL FALLS OF EXCESS i am a truely revolutionary lyricist. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-06 15:25:38 | |
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| November 9 | |
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As the dust slowly cleared, we nervously picked our way towards the epicenter of the disturbance.
Steeping around a sparking cable and leaning over a broken wall, my worst fears were confirmed. It was John Paul, all right. His floppy jowels would the flopping no more. Somewhere in the distance, a 303 farted. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-06 01:14:47 | |
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| you will either have p tags if you have paragraphs or ul (unordered list) or ol (ordered list) tags with list items (li). You may have a list and then a paragraph explaining that LOL | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-04 17:37:59 | |
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| Academic diatribe III | |
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...and so I said to the reporter, "Have you even CONSIDERED (yes, in caps like that) the sociopolitical ramifications that the revelation of hatsat III could initiate? It is not impossible that it would be as significant, or moreso, than was that fateful day in 1978 when richard nixon first enjoyed a can of peaches in diachronic tandem.
Note the use of the Harvard double negative!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-02 01:52:14 | |
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| Hatsat III | |
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HATSAT III is watching you
(hatsat III is the third in a line of technologically sophisticated satellites that scans the earth for production of unauthorized hats) this is top secret, Eyes only, and dry clean only. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-02 01:46:53 | |
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| DEN "i" DRUGS | |
| DON'T DO DRUGS LOL 'cakedrink' says so!!!!!!! | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:42:33 | |
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| LOL smoke weed | |
| I DO NOT DO DRUGS! I DO NOT SMOKE ALOT OF FUCKING WEED MAN! I HAVE NOT TRIPPED ON SHROOMS IN 1 YEAR! | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:35:53 | |
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| LOL smoke weed | |
| I DO NOT DO DRUGS! I DO NOT SMOKE ALOT OF FUCKING WEED MAN! I HAVE NOT TRIPPED ON SHROOMS IN 1 YEAR! | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:35:46 | |
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