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Yeah, the substance abuse factor has definitely been increasing around here.
For all those who prefer to remain versed in such matters, I just set my gamecube to unity gain. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-09-23 12:03:13 | |
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| mmmmmmmm | |
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have your eyes ever been too big to be real? have you ever shrunk while on the toilet? grasshopper cupcake shrinky-dink potato potato potato |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-09-21 03:52:42 | |
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| flumph | |
| My cylinders are TOTALLY TUBULAR! Why? Because mosquitoes are made of chicken shells. That makes them the MOLLUSKS OF THE SOUL! they fly because they are weighted with INVERSE LEAD! you cannot know this until you are older | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-09-21 00:51:13 | |
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| KAROP | |
| It was a momentus occasion to bestow hutch etchings onto faschin pooles. Maybes could I fetch fitch fenches mok shirp? Wxopl today, grus today. | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-09-20 13:45:59 | |
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| 0mgt3hp03mz | |
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oreo oreo oreo stereo stereo stereo flickerstick trickledick and then they allllll falllll d o w n OMG POEM |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-09-18 23:56:15 | |
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| readthisnow | |
| HONKLIM SNESE MUSOC OMG T3H H4X w i z d o m | |
| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-09-18 23:45:46 | |
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| Dirty little squiblet | |
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<SUB>BRE</SUB >\-/<SUB>K DOWN</SUB> |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-09-18 23:37:16 | |
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* A. What are HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3's major potential environmental advantages? HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3, like fission, creates no greenhouse gases, no smog, and no acid rain. The major source of "air pollution" from HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 would be, well, helium, which is completely inert and is already a significant constituent of the earth's atmosphere. HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 isn't chemical energy, so it doesn't create chemical byproducts that would cause air pollution. HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 consumes less fuel mass per unit of energy produced than any other fuel-consuming energy source. There is also far more HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 fuel than for any other fuel-consuming energy source. HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 gives you the most energy "bang for your buck" and therefore minimizes the environmental burdens of searching for and producing energy. HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 fuel is also much more widely distributed, since all likely fuel elements are found abundantly in seawater. There would be no Persian Gulf-type wars over access to HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 fuel. Given the destructive nature of wars, this is good for the environment as well as good for people. With HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3, you don't need to rip up the ground like coal mines do, or worry about oil spills, or devote miles and miles of land to wind or solar farms. HOMPO SHOMPO SIPP3 creates more energy with less resource investment than any other form of energy known to man. |
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-09-17 12:49:44 | |
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| The lasagne | |
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The Lasagne is not well understood.
It is liked by some, but they do not understand why. They rescue it from the frozen food aisle, unaware of how grateful it is. Week by week, the great Lasagne mama sends her children out to be eaten, hopeful they will be loved. We mentioned that the Lasagne is liked by some. "Some" implies that the liking of the Lasagne is not universal. The Lasagne finds creatures that dislike it frustrating, for it has no creative outlets. No one ever considers that the Lasagne might have a story to tell, compressed into the idle flutter of frozen daydreams. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-09-17 12:45:05 | |
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| Vroomity schwang | |
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ES CAR GO ES CAR STOP THESE ARE THE THINGS WE CANNOT DROP Or so said the great conissuers, the crew from "fragile organisms," a.k.a. "my ass." Pi was a lot of psuedo-math BS, but they may have touched on something with the spiral theme - anyone who's had a successful Salvia trip will tell you that spirls are important. Hey, Aronofsky: Fuck batman. Give daddy some more Requiem or Pi. You may have noticed your good reverend's posts ramble in and out of coherency. I should probably state that I like to incorporate morals, messages, and thoughts into my posts, but hate to leave them in the open. If they are stated plainly, who the hell will think about them? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-09-09 00:26:18 | |
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| free verse | |
| Sellers receiving payments by direct deposit will be paid twice monthly. Output frequency is 1kHz square wave. To access a global variable from inside a function, you need to use the global keyword. Percentiles indicate what percentage of test takers who chose to take this particular Subject Test earned a score lower than yours. Insert fill stem directly into fill valve and press down for 3 to 4 seconds. Bonds skin instantly. | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-09-01 14:03:50 | |
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| Danny Elfman | |
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Danny Elfman is a sneaky one.
He slinks around, behind the stacks of books, sniping with a modified nerf gun. Some would posit that a runin with the Elfman is always possible to avoid. It is. It is possible to avoid him, but think about it: Make the number 1 the point at which a run-in with Elfman is inevitable, and 0 being no visits to the library. Call this quantity N. We must constantly visit the library throughout our life: book reports, pleasure reading. Getting the cards out of those damn magazines for revenge purposes. You know the deal. You always avoid the Elfman, but each time he gets a little closer. In short, N keeps going up. For those of you who have taken calc, as you visit the library over your lifetime, N approaches 1. Limits, my friend. So, for your average lifetime, though it is always possible to avoid Elfman, it is impossible to avoid him. This dichotomy makes apparent many of the flaws in Christianity. Example one: We are supposed to have free will. In theory, we can decide to never cross the Elfman. But we must. Free will is a paltry illusion. Example two: If God was all-loving, he would not allow such a Elvish dichotomy, for it is fucking to the mind. No, scratch that. He wouldn't allow Elfman to seriously nerf us, if he were all-loving. Example three: If God is omnipotent, he can stop the Elfman. But as we have demonstrated above, no one can. There are many other directions you can take this. I would like you, our enlightened readers, to think about it. Question doctrine? Always. Question Elfman? Never. Kiss my ass, God. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-08-31 17:10:47 | |
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| You don't know know where I've been, mthur fucker. | |
| You think you know the DOLTT45, dontcha??!?!? I tell you what mthur fucker! I'm the baddest honky you'll ever fuck with, and if you find one badder, I'll make him into a LITTLE BABY. My home country of Belgium is the production of the baddest mthur fuckers that are known in you country. Don't two guess me, mthur fucker. | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-08-29 23:45:51 | |
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| Epic questions | |
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Your majesty.
There are some things that one just wonders: - What's that bleepy thing in that song I'm listening to? - What is the GNP of Botswana? Does it HAVE a GNP? - Where CAN I purchase quality electric caninds? - How the FUCK does my Honda's engine work? - What does Trent Reznor store in his sock draw? The big one, I mean. It is the last question that I will take a half-assed philosophical stab at, in an attempt to win you over to my side of the situation, your majesty. Aristotle SHANK ...I'm sorry, your majesty... ever since that stay in princeton... anyways. Some individuals of less vision might posit that Reznor stores only socks in his sock draw. It is simple to make a strong argument that such is not the case: often, when someone refers to such a storage unit, it may contain other undergarments, such as size XL tacos. It may not even be a drawer. It may be a storage bin. Sweet... sweet... storage bins... uuuhhhh... ...I'm sorry, your majesty. Anyways, I will continue. This possibility brings us to presumption one. Presumption one: Only boring people with lots of socks keep only socks in the sock "draw." Presumption two: Trent Reznor is not boring. One can presume this from his drastic fear of pigs and substantial collection of beautiful, rare, expensive, smashed-on-stage synthesizers. With such indications, we can infer that Reznor not only stores more than socks in the aforementioned storage unit, but something interesting. This is conjecture one. I doubt he has a repository of quality electric canids in his Sock Storage Unit (hereafter abbreviated "SSU") - while he is a man of great means, the infamous "red robe" picture dictates that he is not a man of taste. At least while intoxicated. Which brings us to lemma 1: Since Trent's SSU != Boring, I have no idea what the fuck I am arguing. After all, who doesn't hate Robert Heinlein in a mumu? For the great Confucus said: "Robert Heinlein in great mumu is large amounts of teh ass." Since ol' Robbie is busy numbering the beast and doens't have a mumu, we can safely conclude, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Trent Reznor stores the mumu of the moment in his SSU. The sociopolitical ramifications of such fiduciary disruptions are immense, and stress the potential religious consequences of the situation. Pope Johnny P wouldn't be tossing his hat up on this one - no sir (unrelated warning: the hat contains a freon laser). The presence of the mumu in the renowned Reznor SSU is perhaps the greatest archeological find of the 18th century. It is essential, your majesty, that you sponser a small fleet of three ships, so that we may travel to the Reznor India and bring back the finest mumus this country has ever seen from the depths of the Reznor SSU. I thank your for your time, your majesty. And that is a SMASHING ski mask, if I may say so, your majesty. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-08-25 23:55:36 | |
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| HOT NEW TV DRAMA | |
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HE'S AN ANGRY RUTABAGA FROM FORT THIMBLEWORTH, AND SHE'S A NUTTY TAX ACCOUNTANT FROM QUEENS.
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME. COMING THIS FALL ON LIFETIME! LIMETIME: A QUEST TO BRING YOU THE BEST SHOWS THAT NO ONE WILL WATCH. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-08-22 22:29:21 | |
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Cruising in from the tachyonic subterranian disco factory, I disconnected my phone, and sent a jolt from the three-phase power supply up Ma Bell's ass.
Distraction 1 elimiated. The TV didn't see what was coming. Elvis would have been jealous. Distraction 2 eliminated. The refridgerator, once pushed properly, rolled nicely down the hill and into my neighbor's tool shed. It was a fucking prissy appliance, anyways. Distraction 3 eliminated. I couldn't set my car on fire. Damn '72 Lincoln Continental Mark IV's. If it wasn't for how I laughed when it sliced beamers in half... I gave up and slashed the tires. Distraction 4 eliminated. I didn't feel like destroying the toilet. I wasn't THAT drunk. Distraction 5 spared. Now, the point. I was now distraction free. I then settled down in front of my computer, and queued up some hard trance. Sometimes you just have to hear 303's farting for an hour or five, you know? ... and screw ANYONE or ANYTHING that interfered. Take that lesson with you, my little marmosets. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-08-21 02:30:46 | |
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| CAHRTER | |
| toadio a I lplay o' A IGMAEEE. IT ACALSL ED A SMASHIN KEYBIOARD if honda is our devil and yugo BOSS is our god who wats a afcial | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-08-20 01:44:23 | |
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| A CRY FOR HELP!@#@*# | |
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HELLO, LITTLE BOY! MR. BURKE NEEDS YOUR HELP DETERMINING THE FRICTION COEFFICIENT OF THIS DELICIOUS SAUSAGE THAT HAPPENS TO BE FASTENED TO HIS GROIN. WON'T YOU HELP HIM? |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-08-18 20:40:07 | |
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| g4m3 sh0w | |
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Mark Summers: OMG WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU ALL TODAY IT IS TIME FOR DOUBLE DARE. Audience: OMG LOLS Mark Summers: LETS MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. TEAM 1???? Team 1: HIE SRI Mark Summers: TEAM 2? Team 2: OMG HI Mark Summers: LETS BEGIN LOL. TEAM ONE. YOU MUST ANSWER TEH QUESTION. THE QUESTION IS: JUJUGADS? Team 1: OMG FRET FRET Mark Summers: TIEM IS RUNNING OUT Team 1: WE DARE THE OTHER TEAM LOLOLLOLOL Team 2: OMG HELP WE ARE LOST DOUBLE DARE Mark Summers: TEAM 1, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE??!?! Team 1: WAT IS IT Mark Summers: YOU MUST HACK THE GIBSON Team 1: WE ACCEPPT Mark Summers: U HAF 60 SECONDS GO Team 1: *HACKS HARD* Mark Summers: 30 SEONCDS LEFT Team 1: OMG STFU N00B Mark Summers: BZZZZRRRTTT! TIME SI UP Team 1: OMG ASSHAT U R SO GETTING PRANKK CALLED AND THAT'S WHY MARK SUMMERS' CAREER IS IN THE SHITTER |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-08-17 02:11:25 | |
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| You can't stop this feeeling | |
| 80s rock is the hardest shmilts in kmawkrl. | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-08-16 21:44:38 | |
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