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| HET THE FUC[£~K OFF <> my ANd!¥_ tdhE HAT you rose iN ONg!! | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-07-07 23:12:34 | |
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| solstice is the best chiptune | |
| St Bride's bannock for spring (February 1), Bealtaine bannock for summer (May 1), Lughnasadh or Lammas bannock for autumn harvests (August 1), and Samhain bannock for winter (end of October). Other special Scottish and Gaelic bannocks include beremeal bannock, bride's bannock, cod liver bannock, cryin' bannock, fallaid bannock, fife bannock, Hogmanay bannock, Marymas bannock, mashlum bannock, Michaelmas Bannock, pease bannock, Pitcaithly bannock, salt bannock, sautie bannock, Silverweed bannock, St Columba's bannock, teethin' bannock, Yetholm bannock, and Yule bannock. In the north of England, bannocks are often made using pastry rather than a bread dough. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-06-22 03:00:47 | |
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| CSI: OMG | |
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UUUUUUUUUUUU My name is Hammermill Hayley. I was a victim of Spider-Chimes. PPPPPPPPPPP Like you, I used social networks. I even kept the confidential ASCII of my demoscene (warez) krew on my botnet. WWWWW Then, I turned into mix of a buick and a golden retriever. NNNN Now, i work for DDD by margaret thatcher of febreeze krew. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-06-21 19:04:44 | |
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| bummer, yo. | |
| 4-tone retropwn with the bodice paste, king james firmware 3.02b (a.k.a. the rom chip with the biltmore sticker). tatterings serve tea on the ePCI and raid-6 was ballin' beyond acceptable limits when the pacman up in the arch was all WAAAH with the video for lunatics and then the multilib was all CANNOT FIND 32.BUTTS.LIB.SO and when i finally got it going the mantis tore my ship up within five minutes | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-06-21 18:30:53 | |
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| he who hunts the wumpus hunter | |
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hunt the wumpus is, in all likelihood, a bit of heartless mockery programmed into our reality by the beings running this infernal simulation; analogous to how a human master will provide his dog with a squeaky toy shaped like a t-bone steak. the dog appreciates the toy simply for the visceral experience of chomping on it, and is incapable of comprehending that its shape represents an ironic reference to a vastly superior experience; an experience the master withholds from all canines as a matter of policy. "Awww, he thinks he's people!" the master exclaims with a laugh, before resuming his efforts to port hunt the wumpus to a slightly different flavor of UNIX.
"the poor oblivious bastard," the dog thinks to himself, "always pressing the buttons on that thing when he could be chomping on a chew toy." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-05-31 11:52:26 | |
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| y³ | |
squoshlit helgoltic hurbalbus turbalvis borthulta hulbipput urpithola ulpathtup rupiludat ulpcotnuk epumbinat vutnoctup zopkotkin orplatmip hursbolpy epifmiqak hapgatkip niholptic yotpozack urspiptup wobnoscus thulpapto juqwitoxi dupganfep centebalt ilthuqwip urplspupt yaxcacker zonthipup athiglapt glathigek thaxiporg |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2015-05-07 14:39:45 | |
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| wtf is a yoga pants | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-04-30 22:53:16 | |
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| transcript | |
| My name is full OSHA Alicia O'Brien. Originally from Russia delivers. I wasn't out there are now is home. From often hinge and or oil from half an inch. How's that they need. Found by a police officer and shape. When my mom just slapped me on the street and walked away. If it wasn't a police officer Alan and didn't bill I. Come in no way I'm just so happy when I have now. Where I wish. Kids over there how this experiences mind. Just giving my fourth marathon. She really coach. Race against the top racers. Craig from that's fine insulin take me out really go. Do change. Craig is. A stage director. Of dust bunnies and he is my friend that I like to run when. That's finest and me is. One of the best programs out there in there world finds a job. That also makes showed you know I can job. The one employee anyway that you don't want him. May understand where he's coming from who. The nonjudgmental. Until they don't want there is no you can't do that under this. I want the world to know 11 wins grave and Dylan was just. The world and there was. We want them to know I'm not chilly feel bad. Because they can. He didn't do it. You know make entire way. pfft, yog | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-04-22 21:38:16 | |
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| the past & links to most of the rest | |
| I posted up a shitload of Flippers in the past & links to most of the rest -- So unreleased material & alternate versions. THE COLORS ARE VERY GOOD...THESE ARE GETTING VERY VERY HARD TO FIND AND VERY EXPENSIVE..CRIMPED CORNERS...AS USUAL....76-year-old salesman "Diamond" Jimmy Roy has sold everything from used cars to antiques to jewelery. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF IOWA CO-LATERAL BONDS SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF SPACE. It's a story about a guy who's been locked up for doing the most American activity possible | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-04-22 20:49:33 | |
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| politics 'n shit | |
| The board of .7 officially nominates Hickory Dinton for politics. Dinton is all up in that politics. Dinton owns only dry clean only politics wear. Dinton IS politics. Politics politics politics piklfs poligv pokgxshybcs pljgv polugvrixs lhugdsis polyg cd sc pilaf pu kk hcjdcpolihfc H%(0)%p po£{~gicds. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-04-15 22:54:28 | |
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| HITLER WAS A CAMWHORE | |
| there was a sticker that said HITLER WAS A CAMWHORE on her bumper. i felt like this meant something, but it probably didn't -- i get that sort of passing notion from time to time, as one time leaks into another. in fact, it occurred to me that i could've been hallucinating the sticker -- which would be a bit of a problem, as i realize i've gotten bumpers and asses mixed up again. juicy. fnord. camlord. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-04-07 01:08:38 | |
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| headerimg hits capacity, ROI considering cutbacks | |
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People of yugodom, .5 has uncovered exclusive information that headerimg may be cut down due to economic fluctuations in China. Some parties fear that this may bring on a new era of censorship into the headerAImg regime, hatgur had this to say: "Frankly less pictures of hats causes severe declines in our commission rate, these new policies may bankrupt us". This is not the first time radical background image changes have caused controversy, a big title™ press release announced that headerimg was 8.398% less safe for work causing privacy concerns for no apparent reason. If ROI were to dump stock, this would cause great losses for BIGTIT. Foul play in the markets may ironically cause a stabilization of the figures, more in at 10.7 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-04-04 23:27:37 | |
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| Abbeloos | |
| Abbeloos, Abbeloos O., Abbeloos Oliver, Abbeloos Olivier, Abecoss, O Abbeloos, O. Abbelcos, O. Abbeloos, O. Abbelooss, O. Abeloos, O. Appeloos, O.Abbeloos, Oliber Abbeloos, Oliver Abbeloos, Oliver Abbelous, Oliver Abeloos, Olivier "Conga Squad", Olivier Abbaloos, Olivier Josepha Abbeloos, Q. Abdebos, Q. Aboebos | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-03-24 08:39:35 | |
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| lug vault | |
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I bought the internet but forgot my oassworf; so I got stuffed into ghos vortex and its akl wat.
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-03-15 23:01:37 | |
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| these are the stories of the starshark enterprises | |
| a blender of 90s web design and legal documents distorting the intentions of a sketchy nigerian, balkelite rotary fone for $50obo, probably not 3g compatible. is it ice pellets just because the yahoo weather widget says it's ice pellets? or is it actually snow? can yahoo school me on the history of plastics? dammit, jim, i'm a shark, not a petrochemist. i can't metabolize coffee off the carpet, and this documentation is like earth science class. i can see these pages are older, but this one cutting through it right here is much newer, see? that's because the html was pressurized into liquid magma and it squired through the nginxnious, the sedementary, and six layers of amazon load balancing before the squires caught it. the contract claws is a killer -- and that's coming from a real spaceship yo | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-03-04 22:36:35 | |
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| Famous Singer Falls on Stage | |
| no, not the pope... sorry just gotta make this post so I can relink it every. fucking. year. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-02-27 05:38:38 | |
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| Ulysses standard | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-02-21 16:05:53 | |
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| hax wiggle | |
| warbler emits field while effect. nose widget causes iridium pancake .5 whilst amongst. canada goose jackets, cheap jackets, sale now | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-31 17:23:45 | |
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| the toleration of steve | |
| i walked up to the context bar and ordered a fifth wall. steve was on me before the bartender hand even tendered to the maxin'. dreadful steve. we all feared his halitosis, and his penchant for telling war stories about being the janitor at an elementary school. yes, steve, the mop snapped. goddamit steve. but ofter the fifth wall was hordr'd dup, thkngs wpere palenty and goood | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-31 01:42:02 | |
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| could help it; didn't. | |
| tune nozzle, what is your bismuth? qa'int hairtuti and the zepp crambizzle, dow joo u pwns dem raspberry? i am slightly. i think i am in the early stages of torvalds syndrome. do you have any nickles? thanks | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-27 19:13:52 | |
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