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| .... damn first world living got me down old bean, it's like the lads are the buddies and the friends become guys all simultaneously. Squaddies over the briney been mixin' up lingo, diluting these previously filtered beans to maximum sass. My god, this great empire has been laid to ruins: amongst hatpiles of old, glorious spires of quartzite glisten accompanied by premium wats piling off the conveyer belt. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-15 04:58:48 | |
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| update to terms of service | |
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the fact of the matter, and the reality of the matter is: i have a variety of sauces at my disposal. five, upwards of six, in my deskayalone; another half six in the brigitteaire, and yet... i am still not satisfied. there is not enough sauce variety in my existence microcosm. in addition to being deficient in sauce, my visa is out of sass, rendering me unable to suss more sauce.
consequently, rates will be going up: instead of the previous $nothing, you will all be charged 12 cents per hour to continue to exist in my reality. this month's invoice is attached. failure to "pay up suckaz" will result in all memories of me removed from your mind while you are not looking. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-09 01:40:23 | |
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| Quilif | |
| Sixteen days ago I made half a salami sandwich. Why? Because I couldn't eat a whole one!!@ Haha you ding dong, let me guess someone forgot to fill up your food bowl? I bet you want beef cereal, well here you go .....beefbeefbeefbeef/......... ......beefbeefbeefbe/.......... .......beefbeefbeef/........... ........beeefbeeef/............ .........||||||||||............. | |
| Posted by Rapmistress Edward Janet Picard @ 2014-10-31 07:52:14 | |
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| opt-out skillz | |
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You made him a peanut butter sandwich when he was hungry now he's full and on video games like most men would do in the desert cold bicycles and tanks made in Turkey for seven dollars? Wheat thins are dangerous in an envelope when eyes are looking through the shack soda.
It is basically how we roll. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-10-26 02:54:55 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2014-10-08 02:55:14 | |
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| rdj.mug14 | |
| SECURE.COMINT #399 NOFORN TX.TIGHTBEAM2988 STARDATE 22487 ACCERATION AWAY FROM OORT.CLOUD-T INTO SUBSPACE SUCCESSFUL HOWEVER AN ANOMALOUS [REDACTED] , ADJUSTMENT OF THE INTERNAL COILS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE LANDED EARTHDATE ~1988 AND WILL REVERT TO SUBCONCIOUS MUSIC OPERATIONS ON THE GROUND UNTIL EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL TRANSMISSION EQUIPMENT CAN BE BUILT. SUBSPACE [REDACTED] #-TESLA ARE UNDER REPAIR AND SHOULD BE OPERATIONAL BY EARTHDATE ~2014. GOD SPEED AND GOOD LUCK. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-10-08 01:11:37 | |
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| mentalist | |
| Hyw dose a siprti rage sotduie het itrple getwaay? The tulncia ybo ursfaecs enehbat eht void rsnvpeetrateei. A ewekday esteps na fnriomed pceaacentc. Hte odow sslut itwhotu hte hysni rwath. Eht arkc rebos nidsei het cofiungder innetvor. Hiitwn eth feraywe hadess eth own mother | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2014-09-28 09:12:20 | |
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| teens react to riced out yugo | |
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teens react to riced out yugo teens react to a lethal dose of gamma rays teens react to mike paradinas teens react to .5 teens react to a hammer teens react to libertarianism teens react to twin peaks teens react to socialism teens react to white people teens react to stereotypes teens react to doors teens react to fake doors teens react to school teens react to parents teens react to a prison like existence teens react to drugs as an escape teens react to reality teens react to perfmon teens react to sean connery teens react to a vax teens react to the french revolution teens react to vsnares teens react to net neutrality teens react to SARS teens react to DRM teens react to ebola teens react to myspace teens react to riced out yugo |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2014-09-16 15:39:01 | |
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| because that's where god wants them | |
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location: rural china situational aspect: crushing debt |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-09-16 10:17:12 | |
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The demise of socialism is surely seen in [redacted] brainwashing, voice of china has seen it many times in the past. CPC-GCD-CCP-ddgcd5.4/54/6.4/64/89 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-09-06 17:42:16 | |
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| wanna see my shed?/ | |
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RICEDOUTYUGO upon completion of a most recent sharting exercise over the computer, internet, and of the cloud realized the datas of mamy clouds and computer interfaces as such: gross, pawn, hastag, lol penis. Auto correct RICEDOUTYUGO penis. Available now, RICEDOUTYUGO equipment stores nationwide. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-08-25 19:15:18 | |
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Message: fuck, cunt, shit sandwich; 江澤民 / 江泽民 封從德 / 封从德 天安門事件 / 天安门事件; 298883.HAINAN.MOSSAD:TIGHTBEAM; NOFORN |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-08-21 04:52:47 | |
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| it | |
| Age: the algorithms react calculating the variable fluctuations in matters of subtle subjectivity. Matter: inbalance is sometimes as important as balance, but more importantly more of the time it is more important. Space: gaps between things can be larger or smaller depending on context. Perception: things beyond your own being become organised, a cynical creature throughout emerges. Ibex: survival and beyond realms in which time has forgotten. Metal: we are but at a turning point along the road | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-08-17 01:58:11 | |
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| Q-RAY BEAM STRIKE FROM MARS | |
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BaQ-Tronic Repulator qant stab regenerator We have no synchronization. We have no time to escape the Q-RAY ATTACK Send the Sun Signal Snap Snare Rush Post Haste Get the Gear Grapple CAM5 sweep tunnel Align Tubes up to core temp FRRREEEEEERRGGGG RRREEEEEEEEEERRNUTSRREEERRTTTTTT BEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWTTTTRRRRTTTWWWWW QQQWWEERRREEEEEEEEEGGGRRR BRRRRRRRRGRRRRRR ITS TOO LATE WE ARE ALL LOST . |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2014-08-09 05:07:07 | |
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| Swam Swem Swum Swem Swom | |
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180 180 180 180 160 cake love dock rock trot sez zes sme tez nak to de gk ry bo r a d i o |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2014-08-08 07:31:37 | |
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| illicit sandwich | |
| The Eastern European grocer down the block said you could get me some sweet ham bro? Holler at me lates I could totes indulge that shit. I also enjoy red meats. Thanks. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-08-05 23:27:22 | |
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| fucking carpetbaggers. | |
| not today, not once, not ever. i can't. i won't. i will not. i shall not. ok. do you get me? can you dig it? can you smell what the zgmmzx is cookin? and thats the bottom line because fuck | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2014-07-20 22:16:57 | |
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| News Breaking Point | |
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(AQ News) The President has released a statement loosely implying (but not directly confirming) that his successor might possibly be in a position to perform action(s) that could be equated as "helpful," to the point of being mutually beneficial for all parties involved; perhaps up to the point of some sort of satisfying solution....
(At this point, the president, reeking of cognac, busted beforth from behind the blue curtain, interrupting the podium with a barrage of barely intelligible remarks that AQ news has done its best to cobble together into a continuation of the above statement)
...but, unfortunately the minority party won't let him something something and Snowden upgrading him to a typewriter and fuck off buddy, He's just the president! He's not fucking superman. If he weren't the president, he would likely beat the excrement out of the narrow [ethnic redacted] bottom of the distinguished reporter before him at the time of his statement. He has had enough of your something something.
The president has gone out back for a cigarette. And, presumably, a good cry. (...is this intrepid reporter a bad enough dude to comfort the president? Stay tuned) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-16 15:33:10 | |
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| I also strongly recommend you e-mail Matthew Garrett and James Bottomley; they're the developers of shim and PreLoader | |
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I also strongly recommend you e-mail Matthew Garrett and James Bottomley; they're the developers of shim and |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-12 18:35:09 | |
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| caustic lime | |
| failing to de-clock the pedagogue of infiltration trivalry committed to the information hedgehog resulting in another view, starring another stakeout. the gyvyleplexian sroegnjiak'n clarks chumpled their fempudious trill. HALLUGGAH HALLUGGAH! five pence off cotton swabs | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-12 10:53:19 | |
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