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holy shit my passworld worked
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:


Riced Out Industries is a thriving wat machine, something we all think about when we close our eyes at night!
HOWEVER!
Riced Out Industries has decided to grow another branch to it's branding tree. For several weeks a select few have known of the existence of Riced Out Records, with over 7,000 unique visits. Several artists are beginning with our label: qqq, Nevenen, Tape Loop, and Plaintiff. Each representing a varied style of electronic music; acid house to ambient drone, 'intelligent' dance music and plenty of references to hat factories.

To that end, RTQP took a minute to stop counting his News Corporation money AND doing cocaine off a $10,000 an hour hookers' back and told me to 'go make this music faggotry happen! and don't fuck it up like everything you do!'

So, here I am, with several lacerations on my arm from my last encounter with RTQP, he assigned me, Supporter of Ham #2361 as the offical Artists and Repertoire agent for Riced Out Records. To that end, you fucking kids like music, right? It's fairly easy to make electronic music, right? What are you waiting for? Get off your ass, download a pirated copy of Ableton or Reason and start giving people just like a reason to say 'Man, that album was rubbish.' or 'Luke Vibert sucks cocks compared to this music!'

Still interested? Got a few tracks laying around that you probably wouldn't want anyone to hear? Well, I want to hear your tracks. I want to make your internet dreams come true. Extra attention gets paid to remixed 2 Unlimited tracks, I'm so not even kidding.

RICED OUT RECORDS

Send your hot, sexy tracks to ME GODDAMNIT!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2011-03-12 01:20:00
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At 2011-07-14 16:08:32, aa [website] scribbled the following:

LOL ME TOO

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