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EDINBURGH -- In a move that whipped fans into a frenzy, famed electronic duo Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin, a.k.a. Boards Of Canada have announced that "there will not be a new album." The news was first announced by mdg, a visual basic program implementing BOC's fanboy service interface.
"I'm very pleased to announce that there will be no new album," the sentient program wrote. The announcement was officially confirmed 0.72 microseconds later, via the band's official Twitter: 
Fan response was rapid and intense: "I'm very excited to not get my hands on this album," said Robin Van Poodle via Twitter. "It's about time they didn't release an album!" remarked Eatwife, a VST musician and defender of womens' rights. Others, however, expressed skepticism: "I'll believe it when I don't see it," mumbled techno legend Jeff Mills, before kicking Riced Out News out of his dressing room. Will there not be a new album? Time won't tell. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-04-08 00:40:40 | |
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At 2013-04-29 20:28:39, shitbowl [website] scribbled the following:
NOW WARP GAVR A RELEASE DATE FOR THIS JUNE 11 OR SUMTHIN LOL |
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At 2013-05-17 06:45:33, RTQP [website] scribbled the following:
i posted this literally a week or two before the news broke. the yugo is on top of things; has its finger on the heartbeat. then it prints the opposite of what's going on in a humorous manner. some pope invented this. it's called satire |
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