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I was on my way to Lou's Fuckin' Tannin' Joint to hamper some celebrity egos while the tanning bet's countdown timer held them unable to scamper askinter from my derranged cheesery, when I spotted a quarter on the ground. Hello Quarter! You are shiny. I will put you into this nearby parking meter. OK. Now I will stand in space and pretend I am car.
STOP HONKING AT ME!! I paid for this space. Yes I did. With my quarter. Unless it was your quarter? It was? You lie. You treacherous knave. Hell wouldn't let you past the velvet bellweather. I don't care if you're in congress |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-23 10:30:00 | |
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| post containing phrase 'rotary snaws' | |
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no simple man can contain such a fart in butter. it's all hurrrRRRRRsdlkfjklsdfklsd and your butter is askew. theoretically, the large hadron collider could change this. theoretically. dirigibly, it's tangible, and the definition of tangible is non-fungible. funnel-able. ible? quibble
that paragraph didn't go so well. let's try again: if you care about johnny cash, does he care about you? probably not, but can someone swing by and wave a care-o-meter on the dead chicken over it? god i wish that jerk next door would lay off the hammers and rotary snaws hamblers and rovely snaws and tringers and gamboozles~! such wondriffiful merriment to be had on expense accounts aplenty. did you know health insurance is only available to full-time employees? LOL SUX 2BU yes, waiter, i'd like a large huge, a small small, and a thirsty drank. what? no. no pickles. what kind of pedestrian do you take me for? i'll have your marbles for this -- all of them. if they aren't attached to your head already BREAKING NEWS: THIS ITEM OF NEWS IS DESIGNED TO GET YOU EMOTIONAL OVER SOME COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT THING, OVERWHELMING RATIONAL SENSE, BREAKING INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO VOTE MCDONALDS THIS SEPTEMBER? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-23 10:20:00 | |
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| NOTE TO FRUMPYPANTS | |
| tubular emascaline is calling frumpypants. hello frumpypants, are you there? we are coming for potato salad. $8.99, a bargain. mind the tubular salad, frumpypants. don't trust the dinner roles, they are tasty. harold winston klebbernacher von stevenson will capitulate him to you the snout -- offere five dracmas and he should fold. hope all is well on the konmpeylst klempst farm. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-22 23:01:00 | |
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| fart on the wall dandragon | |
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fart on the wall on the wall DATSUN fart on the wall on the wall datshuplenty fart on the wall on the wall DATSHUN fart on the wall hyshuborgen dorgaplenty |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-20 00:58:00 | |
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| impotant noice | |
| Wat is eggplant. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-07-19 22:35:00 | |
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| 大麻竜 | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-07-19 04:30:00 | |
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| yes officer, of course that's candy. want one? | |
| there are some situtions for which i simply cannot thogg. who dunst my skinter aplendy? aplosomb all over my socks -- this simply will not do. another thing: they refused to discount the river of our discontent, and it would have looked fantastic in my living room. it is one of the earlier living rooms i have, in my mind. approximately how many living rooms are in your mind? count carefully, now. once you're done with that, make me a lemonaide. ha ha ha! i am funny. as this is our first meeting, you are socially obligated to laugh. i take advantage of this fact to boost my ego at parties. they invite me back because i always show up with dual tankards of nosepagoo. dredlicious nosepagoo. cannot fixate, though; the road to perdition is paved with loose pagoo (the road to extradition is not paved in venezuela, if you were curious). driver, are you still listening? good. head to north pembleton, we've got to switch these out for real candies fast. we got about a half hour before that friendly officer of the law gets an alert -- not one you receive over the radio, either. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-16 16:35:00 | |
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| TODAY IS PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS WEDNESDAY | |
IT IS PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS WEDNESDAY, SO PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS TODAY.IT IS PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS WEDNESDAY, SO PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS TODAY.IT IS PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS WEDNESDAY, SO PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS TODAY.IT IS PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS WEDNESDAY, SO PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS TODAY.IT IS PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS WEDNESDAY, SO PUT A HAT ON YOUR PENIS TODAY.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-14 13:35:00 | |
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| i am lindsay lohan | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-13 19:27:00 | |
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| hello! | |
| hwllo! i am assembling futons in record time. it is truly a thing of marble to bevold. this clark song is like a glue substrate. pardon my siderreal neologisms. the truncated flare whith which i have been granted speaks to me until it fudd. diamond fudd. lord on pokey borgen cushir f9o. welterwhile twist aplenty torrievore fffffff. chnnnn darkennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn no where yuiogp; | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-13 15:51:00 | |
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| lol | |
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sometimes i lol for no reason at all. i am the lolrus |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-13 11:18:00 | |
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| An equation for beans | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-07-11 21:08:00 | |
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| madam, do you realize your sign is a tautology? | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-10 18:22:00 | |
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| song sangst 2self | |
| heyyywhatchu gotchu ghotchu hey dunna wai bodgubodgi (batta) hey swinga dudu clinga berry margaritaville DUN hey gouda slam dat poota dunna HEY buddy whoa there nelly belly | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-10 02:35:00 | |
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| Talk Shit | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-08 12:46:00 | |
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| laboratory log | |
| the sophisticated hesitatings of my heavily-parallized neoprocessor were proving insufficient to presume more than eighty nectares per liter. this would not do at all. this was all because i'd had the tuna for lunch? why did i have the tuna for lunch. i NEVER have the tuna for lunch. someone was behind this anomaly, i knew it. it had been bothering me all day, and here it was again, coming to a head as my grant money was very and truly on the line. i suppose i'll have to compromise, and put laxatives in the soft-serve machine again. that usually causes a few missed appointments during application week. not the most sophisticated technique, but it IS allowed by the geneva conventions -- as a scholar, i must hold myself to standards. not necessarily high ones, though, they just have to be there. as i drive a standard station wagon, i consider myself covered in this regard. in any case, back to lunch -- this was all starting to smell like the scone incident of 2007, which caused me to mistakenly unleash over 30 kilotons of blueberry pie into the upper atmosphere. to this day, my reputation has STILL not recovered, and i suspected this to be an attempt to put the final nail in the coffin of my career. if this were indeed what it was, i knew who would be behind it: Randall Banister. that dastard, he nuzzled my scone. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-08 12:18:00 | |
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| reality can be very pointy! | |
| and also full of earwigs of the rarest variety, in the kitchen found straw upon the cleaning, of all things. o fuckwq!~ cant trash this. deserves specislal tretment. plaec on ground. STOMP! ok, now you can has garbage can. another bug for the victoryt of mankind. do you have keebler elves in your house? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-06 18:55:00 | |
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| We Are Currently Experiencing A Diachronic Orthagonality | |
| citizens are advised to be the alert for exquisite savings and extreme tastes, cleared only for the zionistic hobgoblinOB NOM NOMD NOFSDFNds YES YES HURHURRR hURURRR NOM CHOMP EAT and a paisly green o'erveure. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-04 17:55:00 | |
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| FATE | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-07-02 17:19:00 | |
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| Poke | |
| j wowojek there is very little to apprehend the rabbit patch. The big toad has left the biudling. Hon when the hickle gets the grof. Jump when it eats the pickle,. You must listen to wahts I say. THis is erelvent. This is wahat I acame here for. | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-06-27 02:03:00 | |
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