Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
MY NAME IS ALLESEOPPDHZXMLATGR AND I AM IN CHARGE OF THIS PARTICULAR VAT OF SPACETIME
THIS VAT OF SPACETIME HAD A VAT OF VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT OVER ALL THESE YEARS THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT LIVED WITH US SMOKED WITH US SLEPT WITH US EVERYTHING THANK YOU YEAHHHHH JUST KEEP IT UP FOR THE NEXT HOUR YEAHHHHHHHHHH I OWN THIS VAT OF SPACETIME I OWN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS VAT OF SPACETIME YOU LOT I OWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCK FUCK OWN THIS SPACE TIME TIME OWN SPACE I AM SPACE I AM TIME I AM THE UNIVERSE
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-05-02 23:26:00
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slam down a cool ligament.
slam down a cool ligament for that refreshing tingle. slam down a cool ligament for that connective taste. slam down a cool ligament for jesus. slam down a cool ligament for the feeling it makes between your teeth. slam down a cool ligament just 'cos. slam down a cool ligament to form a closer bond with your child. slam down a cool ligament for a tax write-off. slam down a cool ligament for the sake of slamming down a cool ligament. slam down a cool ligament.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-01 12:10:00
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leonard's trotsky stars in movie 'scoreface'
so we were all LIKE FOCUS 'cos bono was having some horizontal sync issues, the left so far left it was right. nougatelli whacked the projector, and then tom cruise took a moment to tell us about scientology. just then, i remembered i had pizza in the oven. how long had it been? does bono burn his pizza? no matter. the cliche is zebb. borgatrotsky. he's coming on screen now. he's gonna score some face. HE'S GONNA SCORE SOME FACE!~@!@! o yea. u horse! how chu like dat?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-01 12:07:00
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!! RTQP TRAX !!

!! CLICJK 2 DJOWNLOADZ !!

enjyos or else copyright canal copraorajt lest zevieve be aopwer2w bless panamawer214 90 12 241 14
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-29 02:27:00
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habernailya bash
KABLUTZ BUZLS BUZLA and hankerchief, nothing but the best for mr. blob. LSKDJJFLSDKJFK azazulaflksjdlkfjk s leoprasyslkfjs;klfjs;lkfjsl f mick jaegermeister. i have captained many a zeppelin and pirated the snax of the sky. would you like to join me in my eliptical orbit? it smells like pickles, which makes me almost as hungry as the dryer sheet galaxy makes me nostalgic.... which is funny, really, because i don't like pickles terribly much. restaurants always smell like them, you know? you're sitting there, hungry, smelling pickles, waiting for food. someone ring pavlov and page b.f. skinner, i need to figure thjis one out oj? onto more important splopics. krishbare fuarne n sutz gablutleskin in mit das fungi fungi fungiphorm cacti. spoonge? spooooonge? sorry if that distributed u cante schedule bit mit zappa beligium waffle mit cheddar mit cheddar mit cheddar mittsdjkclksvedder do not wantfkls TRS insert for external processing. THE VENERABLE RCA PIN JACK. nspknopogl panooglestitzle mitromsky. THE VERSATILE PHONO JACK. hairbrain kablootz McScutty and don't think i won't use it. THE STURDY XLR. duny dunyt dunt dunt chssss chass chisss chasdashdahs whoa too much hat there sonny
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-26 17:07:00
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medaiâ„¢ resignation [ad]

As I sit, inhaling spores released by jesus ….

I write… as if t0 write to an endssssssssssssssssssss5. Biggie died for YOUR sins you m0THEREFUKCERSSSSSS…. Just face facsfs … yeah…. You know how it goes…. Always the dsame, can you wait a s econf d and let me think for a second………wakit U dunt no wat is wat..yo.. he doens ‘’t nno wat wat is… idm and cleverly produced animated gifs provide the submarine races invented by that guy… his klat rname beginsd wit a k so said the blind fellow I have been stalking in recent days . You know how it goes… yeah.. always d samea samo… andy Warhol died fer your furs coating iced…. You think there is some semblance of maturity in this [wicked] world… well… let me tell you something m8…. You’re wrong, dead wrong…

As I sit, inhaling spores released by my crotch….

One … two … lo0o0o0o0ok… ok… ok… FOCUUS … ellipses are not God but they sure seem to be as such… and do u no wata? they risk alienating customers and intelligence… one I wonder…..wa twill bcome of it…. Ofu s? something must it ust … get that fuckin smurk off ur fucking face…shit goes as shit goes… waffles are only a means of ingesting syrup… and that is a sad state of affairs…. Really it is… everything one does in for noit void… pointless… a meands to eventual boredom (the absence of pain) really…………… sample for the good and just… na h jk… really…….. throw that bithc into word and make summm…………hypnosis via ellipsese………………a low-cost, pay-as-you-go plan is wat we n33d… sthe stone just got skipped across the top………you know haow jit ois… I meand… really........ throw that in ur wat…

YOU’RE WRONG… DEAD WRONGG…

As I sit, inhaling spores released by spores….
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-23 21:28:00
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jesus is on my couch
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!111
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-23 17:49:00
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悟り
禅禅
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-04-21 15:26:00
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-04-21 15:07:00
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Pªrtly STººT
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-04-21 11:57:00
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trisecting diss3minator
frequencies. this hair was repeated 3 times in disguise this hair was repeated 3 times in disguise this hair was repeated 3 times in disguise ...the costs... no fear of change. __ _ ___ ___ rainbow colours, peppermint patti hits me up for vanilla pudding... no fear of change ___ ______ ___ __ ______ ___ ___ ____ ___ _ ________ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___rainbow colours... peppermint patti... hits me up...for vanilla...PUDDINGS5S5S5$$$$SSSss5 I have pudding in my haiar I have putting in my ear ayyyyyyyrew my hebrew pudding hair hi HAieer....^^^^^^^^dd quit it
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K THX BI 4 NOW :) ;)

Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-19 22:48:00
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o yea baby
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-18 23:50:00
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a prayer
my tangible walrus vacuum,
so discrete but not for the rubber zeppelin.
the skies cracked for lack of a better dirigible,
and jesus won 20 quid on the fruit machine.
amen.
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2010-04-18 22:37:00
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excerptttttt231
...at some point, i had to gesticulate wildly in order to withdraw any attention away from the scattered fistula. what limited rapport i commanded, i immediately plowed into establishing a firm basis for the validity of styrofoam cups. vodka proved to be a more popular topic.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-18 20:01:00
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RICED OUT NEWSFLASH
FERAL AMERICAN NOSEISTROSITY COMPELLED TO ANGRILY WIELD CHAINSAW ON SMALL AND FEEBLE REMINDER THAT NATURE EXISTS. REMINDER WAS SUBSEQUENTLY BURNED. RICED OUT TECHNICIANS SUSPECT THIS WAS A RESPONSE TO THE BURNING OF THE RICED OUT EFFIGY IN THE RICED OUT KITCHEN. RICED OUT CONSUMERS ARE SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOURAGED FROM ENGAGING IN RELATIONS WITH PORTLY REPUBLICANS BEARING CHAINSAWS. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH TO CLEAN UP THE YARD, SPRUCE THE PLACE UP, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO START POUNDING ON THE WINDOW WHEN WE'RE DOING THE NASTY? YOU MAY HAVE A CHAINSAW, BUT I HAVE TERRIFYINGLY INTELLECTUAL, SEIZURE-INDUCING DANCE MUSIC.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-18 17:21:00
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RICED OUT EFFIGY BURNED IN RICED OUT KITCHEN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-16 08:57:00
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member
I"M A MEMBER OF STARS I"M A MEMBER OF STARS I"M A MEM BER OF STARS I"M A MEMBER OF STARS I"M A MEMBER OF STARS
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-04-16 01:34:00
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the evolution of a tangent
skep into the sun catch that summer fun order ulililia's book and craft a mathematical pun. i'm not done -- but we did it. they won. the psychoanalytical son of a nun. guns and rosaries. disco hotdog. and now we're just out there
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-15 14:33:00
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gut ur fuckin swag on
:the dissertation on white noiz: pretentious "thing" and ludicrously pretentious "thing" and a sandwich that feels like the dissertation with a side of mushrooms at my Avant Garde Preschool
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-12 14:46:00
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epl3osiam
it cannot walk, but for the grace of cod. how dare you photograph lord cod's rice block!! that is for dinner ~~~~~ furthermore mash. now suss. that is your duty. you have shirked your duty. naughty boy. your penance will be to listen to "ventolin" until your ears bleed and you understand the word "anxiety." i will "continue" to overuse "quotes." NONE FOR YOU! you will get the ventolin. it puts the ventolin in the basket. PUT THE FUCKIN VENTOLIN IN THE BASKET
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2010-04-12 07:32:00
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