Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
Sometimes you get broke suckin' eggs

Your will is to ponder over (and over) (and over) (and over) (and over) (and over) these forthcoming words.

The future is a distinctive smell. I can smell it, can you?

gills in her head
wills in her head
pills in her head

PEANUTS in 4th grade, I spilled a whole thing of paint all over (and over) (and over) (and over) (and over) (and over) my pillowcase. Compoundin' like a motherfucker; that buffer will fuck you right up brother, hold on tight, watch teh coaxial. You know? The sky is quite cute... I sparked a snowstorm and we got let out near the sun. Mind you, although rough, as she expects that whole thing on you, to that whole thing on me, or the other.

We're due to ponder this over (and over) (and over) (and over) (and over) (and over).

The first one is my pants; the second one is your three (3) quarter --£25 out of £100, or 1 farthing of a 1¢, or $25 out of $100, or 25¢ out of 100¢-- pants. Though they are lace and will be soaked through before long. She doesn't mind, but who cares anyway?

This is just the middle of a sample.

Purple-grey clouds, in the middle of school!¡ What gives?! I spilled a storm AND spilled the paint... A very disparaging remark on the superfluouslyness of this situation; not to mention your complete lack of tenticles; abeo, ergo sum. You'll see, I'll see; we'll all find out S0ONER or LAT3R M8...

In any case, if i'm diggin' somethin' up... i ain't usin' no damn tiller... I'm grabbin' dat fuckin' plow!
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-05-18 21:14:00
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forum post
I see time as linear, which is cliche.....

but there are countless timelines, staggared but running parallel. to travel through time, we must jump to a different timeline, a different universe entirely, but an exact replica of an earlier or later point on the timeline we inhabit. depending on which direction we jump, determines whether we travel to the future or past.

The worst part of jumping lines, is the disposal of the replica of yourself in that line, providing it's still in your respective lifetime.

jumping is quite hard on the body though, so I've given it up.......

I don't know if I could survive another jump
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-18 00:00:00
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separating my anxiety into component colors
red red blue red red blue grey sh1010101010101. dunn. dunnnn, nunn, nunn. CAPITIAIISDOp[ oh god the lentils i cannot comply ~~~ lentils lentrenre let petl lenteltetnetnlentils turn up the ne lentils my baby jesus lentils born to lentilsyze lentils! lentils get all the girls lentils lentils
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-12 02:38:00
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hamas has just launched a new campaign. it is believed that Haifa is at risk from ballistic missiles. THIS JUST IN: Somalia is the breeding ground for the next generation of terrorists.
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-05-12 01:46:00
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harris aint mess wit dat andrew jackson bullshit
my new sort of replicator, apparently a new sort of work. it is confined, rooms are covered in Spenser's "Faerie Queene" pages and pages. stark white curtains. OMG!!!!!11 WTF!!!!!¡!¡1 Spenser is not amused. apparently a new sort of foxtrt... my name is andrew jackson and i am a harris. my name is harris and i am not an aunt. my name is aunt and i am neither andrew jackson nor harris. my name is nor and i am harris' andrew "jackson" of inner being (with a large lunch pale). wait....... wat? damn kid... u joe crack, harris' involvement inn his own memoir is lacking. why did he ask me to write it for him? harris, are you there? it's me, god, harris, andrew jackson isn't a bad man. ok? he lived in a different time than you or i; andrew jackson invented myspace through no fault of his own. my new sort of replicator, apparently a new sort of work.

harris, goodbye harris
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-05-06 19:53:00
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Porkfartsâ„¢
this image that I posted is hilarious [img src=http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2006/WetSuitFart.jpg] it is hilarious it it is funny ndYeahh,.,o *burp* I wish i could talk to you guys maybe we could hang out, you know, go to the cinema have you seen Austin Powers? Thats in the theatres right now, right? nfyhr,...*fart* do you want some pork rinds?
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-05-05 22:12:00
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COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THE QUESTION?
in space, no one can hear you fart.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-05 18:38:00
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SUCH A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY
THE TRAGIC UNTIMELY DEATH OF YEARDLEY LOVE IS RECOGNIZED BY THE YUGO IN A UNIQUE MANNER.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-04 16:45:00
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bodgywugga boodychoose
bodgywugga boodychoose eiberdozen capitulation
narcissism deceptolepsy larcotronic melville tinkle
ergonomic disputuric autonomic endochronic
turbophonic photophobic active lepsy heroic buebuer
louissestruga boinernepsy hoogerdözen neener neener
fancy figs the sprout delight forbatuation
feelertronic figulastic massive cheylbynarzerfacation
in conclusion, [sample]
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-04 12:59:00
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BUSINESS NEWS
a summary of the market news for next thursday:
  • Swiss Francs up 10%; bankers give 10-3 odds that Swiss Francs will beat Euro. Swiss Francs is jockeyed by Leonard Nimoy; Euro is piloted by Satan.
  • Warren Buffet recommends not investing in BP.
  • Mario's Mushrooms down 40% after public outcry regarding "psychological side-effects." The FCC is expected to allocate them more spectrum.
  • Richard D. James net worth surpasses €20mln after venue pays him €1.2mln to abuse rabid fans
  • Cherry Blossom IPO called a "once in a year" opportunity
  • Apple down 12% on rumors that Apple products may cause herpes
  • Distal Porkery denies involvement in The Ham Incident; shares still take a dive.
  • Industry expert suggests investors double down on poop futures to make some money.
  • Top investment mind recommends raising mallard ducks for quack profit.
  • Facepalm and groan futures skyrocket.


now, sports.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-03 03:37:00
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MY NAME IS ALLESEOPPDHZXMLATGR AND I AM IN CHARGE OF THIS PARTICULAR VAT OF SPACETIME
THIS VAT OF SPACETIME HAD A VAT OF VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT OVER ALL THESE YEARS THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT LIVED WITH US SMOKED WITH US SLEPT WITH US EVERYTHING THANK YOU YEAHHHHH JUST KEEP IT UP FOR THE NEXT HOUR YEAHHHHHHHHHH I OWN THIS VAT OF SPACETIME I OWN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS VAT OF SPACETIME YOU LOT I OWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCK FUCK OWN THIS SPACE TIME TIME OWN SPACE I AM SPACE I AM TIME I AM THE UNIVERSE
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-05-02 23:26:00
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slam down a cool ligament.
slam down a cool ligament for that refreshing tingle. slam down a cool ligament for that connective taste. slam down a cool ligament for jesus. slam down a cool ligament for the feeling it makes between your teeth. slam down a cool ligament just 'cos. slam down a cool ligament to form a closer bond with your child. slam down a cool ligament for a tax write-off. slam down a cool ligament for the sake of slamming down a cool ligament. slam down a cool ligament.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-01 12:10:00
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leonard's trotsky stars in movie 'scoreface'
so we were all LIKE FOCUS 'cos bono was having some horizontal sync issues, the left so far left it was right. nougatelli whacked the projector, and then tom cruise took a moment to tell us about scientology. just then, i remembered i had pizza in the oven. how long had it been? does bono burn his pizza? no matter. the cliche is zebb. borgatrotsky. he's coming on screen now. he's gonna score some face. HE'S GONNA SCORE SOME FACE!~@!@! o yea. u horse! how chu like dat?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-05-01 12:07:00
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!! RTQP TRAX !!

!! CLICJK 2 DJOWNLOADZ !!

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-29 02:27:00
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habernailya bash
KABLUTZ BUZLS BUZLA and hankerchief, nothing but the best for mr. blob. LSKDJJFLSDKJFK azazulaflksjdlkfjk s leoprasyslkfjs;klfjs;lkfjsl f mick jaegermeister. i have captained many a zeppelin and pirated the snax of the sky. would you like to join me in my eliptical orbit? it smells like pickles, which makes me almost as hungry as the dryer sheet galaxy makes me nostalgic.... which is funny, really, because i don't like pickles terribly much. restaurants always smell like them, you know? you're sitting there, hungry, smelling pickles, waiting for food. someone ring pavlov and page b.f. skinner, i need to figure thjis one out oj? onto more important splopics. krishbare fuarne n sutz gablutleskin in mit das fungi fungi fungiphorm cacti. spoonge? spooooonge? sorry if that distributed u cante schedule bit mit zappa beligium waffle mit cheddar mit cheddar mit cheddar mittsdjkclksvedder do not wantfkls TRS insert for external processing. THE VENERABLE RCA PIN JACK. nspknopogl panooglestitzle mitromsky. THE VERSATILE PHONO JACK. hairbrain kablootz McScutty and don't think i won't use it. THE STURDY XLR. duny dunyt dunt dunt chssss chass chisss chasdashdahs whoa too much hat there sonny
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-26 17:07:00
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medaiâ„¢ resignation [ad]

As I sit, inhaling spores released by jesus ….

I write… as if t0 write to an endssssssssssssssssssss5. Biggie died for YOUR sins you m0THEREFUKCERSSSSSS…. Just face facsfs … yeah…. You know how it goes…. Always the dsame, can you wait a s econf d and let me think for a second………wakit U dunt no wat is wat..yo.. he doens ‘’t nno wat wat is… idm and cleverly produced animated gifs provide the submarine races invented by that guy… his klat rname beginsd wit a k so said the blind fellow I have been stalking in recent days . You know how it goes… yeah.. always d samea samo… andy Warhol died fer your furs coating iced…. You think there is some semblance of maturity in this [wicked] world… well… let me tell you something m8…. You’re wrong, dead wrong…

As I sit, inhaling spores released by my crotch….

One … two … lo0o0o0o0ok… ok… ok… FOCUUS … ellipses are not God but they sure seem to be as such… and do u no wata? they risk alienating customers and intelligence… one I wonder…..wa twill bcome of it…. Ofu s? something must it ust … get that fuckin smurk off ur fucking face…shit goes as shit goes… waffles are only a means of ingesting syrup… and that is a sad state of affairs…. Really it is… everything one does in for noit void… pointless… a meands to eventual boredom (the absence of pain) really…………… sample for the good and just… na h jk… really…….. throw that bithc into word and make summm…………hypnosis via ellipsese………………a low-cost, pay-as-you-go plan is wat we n33d… sthe stone just got skipped across the top………you know haow jit ois… I meand… really........ throw that in ur wat…

YOU’RE WRONG… DEAD WRONGG…

As I sit, inhaling spores released by spores….
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-23 21:28:00
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jesus is on my couch
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!111
Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-23 17:49:00
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悟り
禅禅
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-04-21 15:26:00
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-04-21 15:07:00
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Pªrtly STººT
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-04-21 11:57:00
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