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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-11 03:59:00 | |
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lou muthafuckin dobbs (poem) | |
lou lou lou muthafuckin lou sed lou lou but to you it's lou. lou muthafuckin DOBBS!!#!@~~ |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-10 03:52:00 | |
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the ethically unhealthy and capitalization: a discourse | |
in this essay i posit that capitalization, as it were, was started in ancient macedonia by aeropos II in the year 397 b.c. as a method to create a caste system for proper and improper (unclean) nouns. and, henceforth, all letters not capitalized would be hitherto known as as christianinty began to grow in popularity, the elitist illuminati caught wind of the dangers such an agenda. being an elitist group, they wanted such a way to differentiate themselves textually via capitalization. hence, being all powerful, were able to pervert the biblical scripture to suit their upper-cased needs. Ever since this moment, the dangers of capitalization have been suppressed by the new world order. certain movements have popped up in varying locations about the world in recent years: the anti-caps association (aca) based in basingstoke england and lower case alliance (lca), a more militant group led by a mystic known only as "jes". yes, jes with one s; based in an undisclosed location in northern south america (these are just a few examples). it is widely know that the .7 for life coalition (a non-integer religious organisation) is a staunch supporter of such groups...all i ask of you, the reader is to think of what you do to those non-capitalized words whenever you hit that shift key, or even worse, the dreaded caps lock. think about how those words feel being segregated and looked down upon by anyone who's eyes happen to receive the reflected light of such poor souls... capitalization is not ethically right in any sense. failure to heed to this suppressed doctrine of pure goodness could result in an eternity of wingdings... 1luke 24:12 |
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-09 19:22:00 | |
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portly stout | |
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-04-09 02:04:00 | |
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UNITED NATIONS SPEECH | |
I AM VERY SHAVEN TO BE HERE. ME AND MY FELLOW SNUGGLEMEN WISH TO PERCHANCE YOUR PARCHEESI IN THE SLIGHTEST. CHOP CHOP!! HEY JUST KIDDING. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT THERE. HA HA! I THINK YOU FOR WELCOMING NIGERIABBLEWAKASTUBLE TO YOUR ESTEEMED ORGANIZATION. BUT TOOTHFULLY, I EMIT TO YOU IN A TIME OF TRAGILLIOUS PERIL. OUR RECLUSIVE OIL WELL INTIFADA SPINNER HAS DIED. HE SPECIFIED HIS FUNDS BE USED TO SPREAD SPICE AND GOODWILL ACROSS THE WORLD. IF YOU WILL PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR NATIONAL BANK ACCOUNT #S, WE WILL DISPERSE THE FUNDS IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU KINDLY. | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-08 00:26:00 | |
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written in the phoosphoropic glow of a wax tub | |
calmly now. there we are. no need to rush it. ting ting. ting ting. easy does it now. ting ting. nice and slo- what was that? afar of the tub? AVAST!! YE BOWZEN!~ oh, fuck it. ting ting. ting ting. yes, there we are. ting ting. i am reminded of the quintescullent goulash pertaining to M*A*S*H watermellon hodown. ting ting. ting ting. puckish robots gathering information. ting ting. just nurse it. ting ting. why enjoy civilized goulash when you can enjoy feral goulash? that's what aunt nancy said, anyways. ting ting. ting ting. slow it down now. ting ting. my ting-rod done tunk. tunk tunk. now, for a daring escape from the men's restroom. | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-05 18:39:00 | |
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right-winged, truman/lithium agenda | |
Most employees cognitively reprogram the way they approach the restrooms…
It looks like that unpaid internship you did was probably illegal… Following a leak, spending large amounts of time in psychological distress is unavoidable… You are more than likely not illegally occupying the papal palace… This may or may not be true in the future… Björk knows more about quantum mechanics and string theory than you do about jerking off… At this very moment, Glenn Beck is ridiculing you in a funny voice… If you show any signs of religious fortitude whatsoever, you are guaranteed a ticket to hell… Freud told me on Tuesday that your mum is actually responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth; that's why you're in this drug-induced coma… Lemme get a pack of newports… All robots are microwaves in disguise, and vice versa… It’s kinda long but the ending is really good… Are you uncomfortable spending a few moments following the paper towel around the room? I have no service in the club… wat wat u say???/ They're experiencing a little discomfort, and they're going to compare themselves to being rounded up like cattle… --You will learn about other attributes in the next chapter of this tutorial-- |
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-05 09:59:00 | |
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85% re-used footage | |
toxoplasmosis has not done much for my opinion of cat poop.... especially in context of a song whose harmony is otherwise quite out to lunch. i think it's like a wax museum with a pulse. | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-04 23:31:00 | |
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HAIRPOCALYPSE!! | |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-03 21:50:00 | |
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The Haxian-Watumite War | |
A half-trice century ago, there was once only one. There were a clan of great people, whose knowledge was exceeded only by their ability to create sounds, using the rocks, and the sticks, and the environment around them. These people were called the Watumites. The Watumites at once were at peace. In their calm they neglected to recognize one law: That fate intervenes with perfection. The Watumites understood the world that they had been thrown into, but they did not understand the world from whence they came. The world where they came was a twisting nether of infinite loops and possibilities. It was an anti-sphere, a curve of the fleshy membrane of the nether, crying tears of galaxian sweat. On this M-brane, in the spatial regions around where it connected to the universe of the Watumites, lived their progenitors; Yugo-Haxians. Before the beginning of time, there was a Yugo-Haxian who was referred to as, (if he required a distinction), Chip. Chip was unlike most Yugo-Haxians because he expressed a unique trait: An obsession with uniform complexity, unlike the Hyperspatial complexity that most Haxians fed on. He was drawn to the Well of Lucidia, as a fly would be to honey. This pool of raw reality, however expansive, was not to be conferred with. It served only as a source of light, to the otherwise shadow-entrenched Yugo-Haxians. Then one day should come where Chip's curiosity would betray him. He would drink, like an antelope, from the Well of Lucidia. (PART 1 OF 5) | |
Posted by Rapmistress Edward Janet Picard @ 2010-04-03 03:55:00 | |
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Aphorisms in Prefrontal Franchisers | |
Laminarian Structure The Acceptableness of Dictyoceratine Gary Infrastructure Generic Slantendicular Mousing A Coherent Atheistic Position Clear, Optimistic Neo-malthusian Despair We dumped a box of action in ur mum’s wat...and she all wat iz diz shit al ovr I room wat wat!!!11111¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!1!!1 who r u n y r u herreewe ewr asf refrahj ˆ¨˙˜dbnjwIOHNsbIBiwbdWDU*(YHY^Tg. Go to helHJb SIL 1234567890 0987654321… |
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-04-02 13:59:00 | |
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expediated bash | |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-04-01 13:13:00 | |
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cell phone jackson | |
HEY!11don't be a cell phone jackson.don't eat a cell phone, jackson. where do you put the quarter? or nickel? as it were. you noe kiddo?!! walk down that street. put the coinage in here ready... set... refresh John... ben and i say to you... don't be a cell phone jackson... |
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-03-31 17:48:00 | |
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senseless in space | |
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-29 09:10:00 | |
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disoriented old fart speaks | |
fans of the lourve need to be careful in poison. seth blue's masticated lover is hiding in the folds of the fan. i am not kidding about this. i might sound insane; many, including doctors, have told me that i am. they, however, have not seen what i have seen: the unholy geometry of elton john's backyard. the tapestries of cher's microwave. steve ballmer's armpit. they are real, ayaughaschpzpeel. they are real, whammy whammy.... listen to me, young man. i see the jaded cynicism in your eyes. draught lager, 7.3%. arabian rugs at unbelievably low prices. i'm just reading the airwaves. here, let me show you the smell of saturn. hey!! come back | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-27 18:37:00 | |
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the time of divine expansion draws near | |
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-26 08:37:00 | |
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i don't mind having beer on my fingers. | |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-24 01:48:00 | |
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"The Terrible Secret of Genetics." or "Breathtaking hypothesies on a shoestring budget" | |
So... Does North correspond to Anode or Cathode? Consider animals' tendency to fight against other species so furiously for resource conflicts, Usually food. It is such a fundamental tendency of evolving and competing lifeforms that it is observed in many different species and even in some plants. Indeed, so fundamental that it forms even between members of different biological Kingdoms. Now consider the following. As human animals, that are also subject to evolution, we have the same tendency. We kill plants and animals that invade our resources. We kill ourselves, other nationalities and tribes. We war. Yet, we have not faced another species that even closely threatens our primary resource for what has likely been hundreds of thousands of years. Our primary resource is intelligence. Do you expect that encountering extraterrestrial intelligence for the first time will go smoothly? |
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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-03-24 01:14:00 | |
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she's so cold and human | |
she's incredible math
just incredible math |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-22 05:48:00 | |
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the best video in the history of the internet | |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-22 03:45:00 | |
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