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| i've been drinking and i simply want to bash something out to feed the web spiders | |
| hey mang. yo mang. ya i'm typin. got some funky jazz piano on the winamp. roland kirk, you know? he actually changed his named to roland, before roland was popular. then a dream told him to add "Rahsaan." true story -- unlike the one in "die another day" featuring pierce brosnan. scorpion venom? give me a fuckin' break. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-22 03:03:00 | |
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| progress report from riced out engineering | |
| rather than risk a conniption of the bozatochic danube, i elected to compose my pie using zinc and brass. i set my wave-soldering oven to "eletrical engineering" and off we went. things baked smoothly, at first, but a packet of data started to develop in the 3rd nodule, pressure increasing to dangerous levels. as kenny loggins was nowhere to be found, i was forced to shank the bastard with a candy thermometer. it told me that the time was right for rock candy, so i put on pink floyd and candy-coated my fuzzy slippers. this fully resolved the situaiton, allowing me to get on with producing pie mkII. after letting it cool, i sent it down the hall to QA. i'm satisified with my progress on the design, but i never seem to fit as much into the day as i'd like to. better to try and fall short than to set the bar too low, i suppose. i vaguely recall noting i made a note to go to the grocery festival, but i seem to have forgotten that i forgot. maybe tomorrow. just sparked up a zeppelin; it's lentil time. also -- last night, i had a dream about robot mechs. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-20 23:12:00 | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-03-18 00:06:00 | |
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| ort | |
| spongy mouzockul tendrals flywthweather faornagar fortweather busssy bee la la la square carpet creation, assemble patches of dank, soak, lap, medical tape. snake veins. plush remainder. extruded arch. eyelid window. ladnedule. twist twist the umbrella in the rain. labbs and labbs and labbs and labbs and labbs it just wafts. ssssssssss. laptop bvoofiose | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-15 14:28:00 | |
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| telve that denue | |
| once there was tootle named fig. was approximately 1" inch, a greedy little bug. 8foot plaster projection. the tool shed of the mind. what is inside? mind mower, mind seed, mind shovel, mind arc welder. HAY COOL. zzzap | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-15 14:22:00 | |
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| Burt Reynolds VS Ricardo Montalbán | |
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This is no toast test, brothers. This is a real axle trip. Those guys will tell you about the good ol' days, but really, who came home with the bacon? Who shot the deputy? I personally adhere to the methodology of elevenths. This model encapsulates the system of complex particle flow without quadratic N-body simulations. Back to the matterat hand. Ricardo Montalbán would win hands down. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-03-15 02:53:00 | |
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| The Truth | |
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Forgive me father for I have Sinned. I am pained. I am confused. My beliefs have been brought into question by my peers. My own faith has begun to falter. It was all so clear before. It all made sense. Each day had meaning and purpose. Guidance was always there, in the writing. Now, I see another path. I do not know if it is the true way, but nevertheless, I am compelled by it's simplicity. .5 is The Truth. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-03-15 02:28:00 | |
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| loonette.hax.yugo.php | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-14 16:35:00 | |
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| THERE ARE MANY THINGS IN THIS IMAGE | |
LET ME CATALOGUE SEVERAL THINGS WHICH MAY BE PRESENT WITHIN THIS IMAGE: '[=[-†-]=]' {1}::¡-[::grass::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::limousine::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::plywood_panel::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::plywood_lattice::]-!::{˚ıJ} {1}::¡-[::leaf::]-!::{˚ıJ} |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-13 15:09:00 | |
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| for a fatter america | |
 seriously -- halp. i think i am addicted |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-10 11:33:00 | |
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| thought nodule | |
| a dearth of octomom tonic. mysterious vagina-shaped couch. i see what you fucking did there. i've seen these things on the internet, in the last thirty seconds or so. who knows what the next minute will bring? am i a sponge or a sieve, today? another tite squeeze. remember mp3.com? no? i don't either. electro auto disco beat, always keep the electro suweete. asdhjkaskdhjasjk futz. i could feel the stuff starting to work on my jawbone. my angle with respect to reality began to take on a series of rhythmic, itchy tingles. i started to develop political feelings regarding orange juice. my third arm disappeared, leaving me with only two and a buick. but, well, the doctor told me that would happen. i am splitting into red and blue components. red goes to work while blue plays xbox. green stays in the capsule, airlock shut, to maintain smoke density, sonic acuity, and kick drum thudd. also writes yugo post for peanut. lisbon thudd. meeennnnarhgkl. trickle. duck. QUACK!~2 nevlsa nevilelsemkls ks[pd wossszd. sauce | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-09 08:08:00 | |
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| the military comes and goes; yugo remains the same | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-05 11:24:00 | |
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| Quaftical Tankertude | |
| Cozz eye got soitified soitifficatte 2 tap datp shitzz maiyurao, 4 sure eye dew. lens melons across the zapes aof zimbable. turkeys! on themount. are they a planned part of the shopping experience? is it merely because visiting shoppers provide bread for gobble? or is there a deeper conspiracy at work? sjkldfjlsd;jkflsd kaput. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-03 19:51:00 | |
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| i can't stick to any particular paradigm very long, it would seem | |
| my weasel is an easel/smear some paint just like vin diesel. my tank is a plank; it's just like a yank. my yak is hack, but i awarded him a plaque. my glue is blue, but still use it i do. my hat is a bat and just flew away, at that. my rhymes are chimes, ringin' out good times. my lenses are those of all menses, bustin' barriers, eatin' defenses. fffffffffffffffing ya. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-03-03 19:39:00 | |
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| ∫(goop)=ln(yule/z^3)+c; c=(goop)+(.2348329i) | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-02 22:40:00 | |
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| Ã | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-02 22:34:00 | |
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| pillar of holy unity | |
| <---disregard this | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-03-02 22:26:00 | |
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| two turntables | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-03-02 05:01:00 | |
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| and we could use some ointment | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-27 07:11:00 | |
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| the last view in your short fuckijn lyfe | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-02-27 06:59:00 | |
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