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| User Manual: Introduction | |
Thank you for your purchase of a HeebieWizzle 9000. Vastly superior in processing power and style to the previous generation (HeebieWizzle 900), the HeebieWizzle 9000 features 24-bit plaid processing, advanced effects algorithms, in-box cataract surgery, and dedicated watsichusett -- all in a low-emissions 2U pacakge. Tweakers rejoice to see no less than 2^6 knobs dedicated to glee modulation. Built-in vaporizer on front panel, allowing new substances to be sampled into memory for later resynthesis and demangling. Lou will occasionaly come around with his clipboard and make sure things are within spec. Some other highlights include:
No expense has been spared, and Riced Out Gear stands behind all its shit tenfold. Dizz bitch got teh warranteeez mang. See appendicitus 4 dat. thx 4 $$$ njoys!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-12-03 16:30:00 | |
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| a vast infitude of pleather rhombi | |
| "Where is the love in here?" I demanded. The machines, manufacturing pleather rhombi, were unresponsive. They simply continued churning out pleather rhombi, dumping them into piles. When the piles got too large, robots would scurry in and carry them off to an even bigger pile of pleather rhombi. A vast infitude of pleather rhombi. Whatever were they for? Who made this place? There was nothing around to explain any of it -- not a document, not a terminal; in fact, there weren't even any "CAUTION, DON'T STICK YOUR HAND IN HERE" signs. You know, the ones you usually see around large machines. In my six hours exploring the mysterious factory, I had not encountered a single human being. In fact, I hadn't seen a human face in a few days, as the factory was in the middle of Alaska. I wasn't even sure how the factory was powered. Room after room of dark, mysterious machines grinding out pleather rhombi. Suddenly, I felt a prick in the back of my neck. Everything started to dim... "You are with the pleather rhombi now," a voice says to me. fuck | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-12-03 14:45:00 | |
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| fast faddy | |
| im tellin ya -- this wont taek long. i give this bevla-squa kid five dayz fore summbuddy bring hiz azz 2 us -- fast fadd-ee. da belo-aqua. urs. da score pointz. his brutha was in this hospital. built a bill 8 pages long -- $12 4a n asprin. she just gave birth 2 ralph's coconut. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-12-02 00:32:00 | |
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| exceptionally high modulus | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2009-12-01 15:24:00 | |
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| robert anton wilson | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-29 22:45:00 | |
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| ...and that's when I started to get suspicious. | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-29 22:01:00 | |
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| sick and throwing up | |
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FIST POST yugo fax lounge THUMB DRIVE YUGONOMICON2 missing person(s) first contact THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYYYS WANTED ... sick and throwing up |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-11-29 21:27:00 | |
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| ANTONY-O SEZ HISTORY-O | |
It's not televisionIt's the history channel |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-28 20:41:00 | |
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| dentedketchup.gov | |
bridgitte nielsen's dog yip yip goes yip yip ocean tip yip yip wrinkly bathing suit baby blue was soproanos related before thjat also some rox and cliffs blurry lens foto wat omg apha aphafrance is teh nieslens3n4980w3urpiosdjf;kl WEEEP. eeeh. iain thinks that eeees should b puncTIOQted eeee dot eEe dot eeee dot eee EEEEE mtqhafuckqa yea EEEEEEEeeeee eee teh lettuara EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefsdkljfhlsdkj sd;lfkjh;lksdffjsdlk fo YEA EEEEE FLAVAD KOOL AID YEKADHlksajf Eeeeeeeeeeeeee fs;ldkjf;lkd EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEE, |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-27 19:09:00 | |
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| Autotrombic McTrickulation | |
| Patient presented with signs of Autotrombic McTrickulation all about the anterior snout. Prognosis was grim, his car needed a new starter. A new starter was, luckily, available from the donor list, and we even had time to stop for donuts on the way back. It's the sort of day that you go to med school for -- fresh and full of fish, parsley, and goliath. Really, though, I wasn't happy. Drat that troublesome incident from my past. You know the one -- years ago, I saw a music video via one "snoop dawg." It featured a Bently Automobile at an unnatural angle. It instructed me to drop it like it's hot. Since then, I've been unable to face microwave pizza. I'd seek help, but I fear I could lose my medical license if word got out. Then I couldn't serve medicine at my bar. I'd have to move to Oregon. Rent a house shaped like a Pentagon. Play dungeons & dragons. Achieve coitus with vacant supermodels. Wait, where was I again? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-27 12:06:00 | |
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| typical reaction to riced out yugo #8 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-26 19:20:00 | |
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| WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT BAG | |
| WHATS IN THAT BAG I WANNA KNOW WHATS IN THAT BAG I WANNA MEET THAT BAG WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT BAG GIVE ME SOME OF THAT STUFF YOU GOT IN THAT BAG HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA HAVE STUFF IN THAT BAG AND I AINT GOT ANY OF IT WHATS IN THE BAG MAN HUH HUH WHATS IN THERE WHAT YOU GOT HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A BAG DAWG GIMME DAT BAG WHATS IN THE BAG WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT BAG HOWS THAT BAG HOLDIN UP FOR YOU MAN HOWS IT FEEL TO HAVE A BAG HOW THE BAG GOIN EY DAWG GIMME DAT BAG | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-11-22 14:38:00 | |
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| shit is goin' on here | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-21 13:15:00 | |
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| eat cheese | |
| wok this way. lord sugar is savoury. loud song is loud. soup is hot. hot is not cold. not is not. wok is wok. the matrix is full of cheese. retrograde cheese attack ammunition necessitates the need of cheese-scuba gear complete with heads-up display, cheese-penetrating sonar, and cheese-cutting lasers that cut cheese. your mission, should you choose to accept it, is go into the cheese and not go insane. you might not be able to move, and might have to manipulate the cheese-cutting laser via the convenient joystick located in your helmet. try not to flip a shit, as the cheese savours it. how else do you think cheese becomes savoury. eat cheese (tm). | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-20 00:28:00 | |
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| qqqer32 | |
| yabba wubba gabapentin and a habbyfox squee delight malarky constrict o shit it's this trax, i was supposed to click the thing, i didn't click the thing, bad things will happen because i didn't click the thing, and bad things are bad. bad, bad things. yeah. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-20 00:17:00 | |
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| i don't know where this thing is going help wat | |
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steeping stoops caught in loops increment the variable, shoot some hoops with males that congregate in groups until i need a muffin cranberry you see i need a muffin muffinz 2 me. can't tackle the bair they took my stain i'm teachin' bear wranglin' in the state of maine double deluxe funky quatrain until i need a sandwich sandwich you see bitch make me a sandwich sandwich to me. internet ludd cries tears in his beard not because he's sad but because he is weird artotomblic trickersnicker jouyughaughill kersnaetz until token aphex twin reference. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-18 21:45:00 | |
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| typical reaction to riced out yugo #7 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-18 04:33:00 | |
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| typical reaction to riced out yugo #6 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-18 03:33:00 | |
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| GLU HOARD | |
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GLU HOARD GET A WHIFF WHIFF GLU HOARD GET A SNIFF SNIFF ENJOY THE FURRY TUSSLES OF THE BOAR FOR A MEASLY VIAL OF SNIFF SNUFF. GLU HOARD
GLU glu hoard. gnu bored. clu stored. clapclapclapcalcklapcalp FLPAL CLAPFLAP OGH MY THE FLAPS fskdfj;lskdjf;lk magiocal mystery flap magical mystery flapmeat flapjax jonnyke caekzx rice rice pattiez catkzed, there seem to be a pair of luxuray automobiles lodged in our rice paddy. halle berry is there with the diamonds |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-17 23:12:00 | |
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| lou's fuckin abacus | |
| CAST FART! WEIGH ANCHOR!! AVAST, YE MATEY! SNORG THE TREBUSSES!@ FART AWAY!!! NET THE SPRIGS!! TACOS UNITE!! ELASTIX UBOUND!! ennnyuuugghABUAcUS!!~! pelicans.s.s. telescopic mangos, don;t tell lu. fuckin lou. lou and his fuckin abacus | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-11-15 05:11:00 | |
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