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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-30 02:07:00 | |
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| guadacanal in the deli | |
| yo so i rolled up to the autodeli started dialin my shit up -- 3/4 ham, thin, add -- you know, that shit. then i see this option START WORLD WAR III, lol that must be some wiseass at the deli counter having a laugh with the autodeli's programming i thought. it's only $1/lb so i add a pound of START WORLD WAR III to the cart, just 'cos i wanted to see what they'd give me. then i cruise off and start huntin' n gatherin (discount jellies, discount tuna, discount cranberry juices) and i hear the intercom -- autodeli order #18, your order is ready -- so i wheel around and shuffle back to the deli zone -- but the deli zone is a warzone -- sausages everywhere -- deli men in helmets doing a GI crawl holding rounds of salami in their teeth -- so much roast beef juice -- the horror -- what have i done | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-25 09:20:00 | |
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| efflusive nutcraft | |
| bzzzrt bzzzrt bzzzzzzrrrrrrt crunch, seems like yesterday i've forgotten i was shaving while attempting to brush my teeth while under the influence of rope. such things are h.app.instance of (2n)^16 and a side of mash these days. but really, qgoAtzlatl cnst, and i'm familiar with rope. 'cos you know me baby, i'm a touring machine. got to see it all chrn chrn chrn process --> results. that's how you take care of business in downtown spleenville. slam dat nougat -- skrtl. canst bedoogle duh fateful nutcraft. skiin' entropy slopes n the momentum of the perpetual rotovator. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-25 09:02:00 | |
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| Race conditions of the mind, pt 2 | |
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First off, nobody says "tranny" in place of transmission anymore without feeling weird. What I mean is that it really is like manufacturing aliens. You gotta be careful with that. We don't normally. Our facility is located on Herculina and we celebrate the birthday of Maximilian Franz Joseph Cornelius Wolf twice each Saturday. TURN DOWN THE FUCKING TREBLE! It's a simple affair. You drop off the money and pick up the goods. Don't ask questions. Don't tell your friends. They'll know if they need to. Back to the task on hand, son. You have to pay attention. But that was along time ago, now we just sit around and smoke PVC. I was really trying to say that you shouldn't do that. All you can see from the surface is a cave. If you look closer there is a door with a light on. You go in and pasta everywhere. Let me tell you a story, son.
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-09-20 02:27:00 | |
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| cghrist bloomy and a christmas bat, two-headed deer and ratamatat. baby rrhinOSerferrous smand elephantle executive LEDs pie dismantle. lkfaslkf slfj;sldkj9ido fkluge ledz fink lark wat yo uuuu q rrr e ready fsdpofkpsodop pork pork pork dunamcis dynaimcs elaitew whops wheres my thribblwe blinds robocup reoijs309u90 you are under a rocket scientist f32-94w-0o-0 please put your hands above your o-ring | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-15 20:54:00 | |
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| hobo conoisseur | |
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(8:45:29 PM) overhat@pyramid.net: take sides: hobos vs. hobits (8:47:53 PM) RTQP: so are they gonna play football or what overseer (8:47:58 PM) RTQP: or just a free for all (8:48:08 PM) RTQP: also what kind of hobos (8:48:14 PM) RTQP: the psycho religious ones or the alky ones (8:48:20 PM) RTQP: if it's alky they're finished (8:48:28 PM) overhat@pyramid.net: all kinds (8:48:30 PM) RTQP: psycho religious ones can be pretty chewy (8:48:44 PM) RTQP: also how far through the trilogy are they, how much special hobbit gear and elf belts do they have. (8:48:53 PM) RTQP: not the hobos. (8:49:02 PM) overhat@pyramid.net: consider an average hobo and an average hobit (8:49:08 PM) RTQP: there is no average hobo (8:49:16 PM) RTQP: you are clearly not a conoisseur |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-15 19:53:00 | |
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| me clams b charged, m8 | |
| boing boing boing boing pang pang pang ping swang swung swing work huey duey louie dork elastix bonastics monastics hax elax relax with exlax n snax abrax clean hax fallout 3 man i should go play that now. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-15 19:27:00 | |
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| typical reaction to riced out tony montana | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-13 23:55:00 | |
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| Post live from pit | |
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Hello. Greetings. The great establishment has granted me Internets. I has many great words that describe the power of decimals. These however, are not those... - Mahjonggg |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-09-08 21:42:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-09-02 00:03:00 | |
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| Waffle Drone House | |
| Waffle Drone House: epic thyskolarian disco of the free-axis nougat era. a base patina of dunst dunst dunst melds with a layer of heavily processed hi-hats, sounding almost as if they're a mile up, hanging on the edge of space. slowly evolving, sugary pads (reminiscent of maple syrup) give the track a melodic rooting. Rigid snare programming, reminiscent of a waffle's grid pattern, link the rhythmic and melodic elements together. buttery lead synths and occasional flourishes of whipped cream top off the ensemble. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-31 23:53:00 | |
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| chromatic post, one of those baffling conversations | |
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Sometimes I have trouble discerning whether or not it's me with the brain damage or her. Roommate: Yer Roommate: I want Roommate: Waffle Roommate: Drone house lace MTP: what the fuck does "drone house lace" mean? Roommate: Itse Roommate: Place Roommate: Done Roommate: Fondnes Roommate: Food Roommate: Nigger MTP: ALL i got of that was "nigger" MTP: can you maybe string these words into sentences? Roommate: Waffle Roommate: House Roommate: I want it MTP: there isn't one in a fucking 75-mile radius Roommate: We bird Roommate: Nov MTP: "we bird" Roommate: There MTP: YOU ARE NOT CONVEYING MEANING HERE |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-08-30 00:27:00 | |
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| captain's fl1og | |
| moogleh doogleh boboli boboli bananzaz, srs biznaz 4 internst ppl. canstdu tyep message 2 board plz? many tankee, elastix, n snax per thung. excuse me, i think my thung haz wup. iz no majore blatz, butt einfimple das mitbegerben schnein porkwidth. elvira funt funt funytt sdfsdjlks tachyons sir, this is star trek and we need th eprobel to sound suitably futuristic, reverse tachyons are clogging up the replicator's coffee filter and all the coffee is coming out dosed with lsd. this explaiuns ths strange behavior on tejh ship | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-27 01:56:00 | |
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| So we started talking. | |
| About what other kinds of ketchup were made before those tomato-based kind took over, and how it's kind of unavoidably brought up with a certain small frequency — that awkward reference to 'tomato ketchup' every once in a while. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-08-21 20:08:00 | |
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| ultra-gooey doorknob elite | |
| chunk chunk chunk chunkkkkkkkkkkkchrrrrr WHAMshufflecrunch. Speaking of whamshufflecrunch in the French, coalate dat suffrange into teh incompatability of wombatitude. shuffle my malarky, it's hot in here. i think it's adjusting my treble. skreeeee. stain'd textbooks of yore, keeping up the lame leg of thine couch, please tell us your secrets -- how much does 1/4" of the couch weigh, sans ass? where is that electric juggalo article? boobs as flotation device?? only if the fat is psychic. pull the stick up skipper, we can't land on a road of wallabes -- no footing at all. no traction. this beast needs a solid road of groundhogs, at the least. additionally, i have penchant for pendants of pork, otherwise known as medallions. perhaps, after we stop this plane from crashing and killing us all, we can go for thai food?? super!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-19 14:32:00 | |
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| stuey stu and his eclectic canoe | |
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stuey stu and his eclectic canoe stylin kicks both painted in blue hey wat u say wat would u do with electric marmalade in ur kazoo |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-15 17:57:00 | |
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| gouda blatter! | |
| yea!! u herd me!!! gouda bladda @ yoHED!!!!!! dats rite!!~ eye sed it, u herd it, cow seen it. unscramble dat micron, u harvester. im gonna split ur atoms. tank your nelson. turbo your fleecejacket. wat u gonna do about it?? can't drop packets on big daddy; big daddy squash yoHED!!!!!! step on it son, you aint got enough jesus to bring on the kings. best beat a hasty retreat, or dat loafv u gonna eat. synful kuntneqtion, thru da ringer, unda da rolla, keying ur bentley, tmzing ur vagina, o yea. dunt catcha dat wiyubourn, cant noq elasticques 4 dinner evri nite, but eye dew, o yea. thinq about dat wen u step n my hood. dont be sportin kangaroo poyuch fulla oyea son only eye gotte datte. cant touch that which you can't touch | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-14 17:40:00 | |
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| WELCOME TO THE INTERNET | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-13 16:35:00 | |
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| i4ni | |
| microsoft patents the return of DeCSS real networks slashdot fuck me it's 1999 again don't trip that time warp tony, fancy featz n fun(ds) fledge, on da hedge, o yea kool aid. new line, fresh air, breath in sucka, unleash another tourage, skleam dat gambit up da nile n fancypantz with a jewel-encrusted holy hand grenade to ensure triumph in the name of the lord -- o yea, god aid. swing that bat again timmy, there's trees to knock down, a hot dog in the forest and oblique metaphors like that. take a deep dream again, curious how folding laundry induces theta brainwave state, i must investigate this more. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-13 16:29:00 | |
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| MY FELLOW SECURITYS | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2009-08-12 22:56:00 | |
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