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| Further Evidence of Horses. | |
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Gentlemen, Faced with the following photographic evidence, I think the Scientific Community should find it difficult to deny the existence of Horses any longer. Our teams have thoroughly processed the images for any evidence of "photoshop" and other image manipulation techniques. It seems clear that Horses walk among us. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-08-12 12:13:00 | |
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| The Comedium | |
| I sense the presence of your uncle in the room. He is saying something to me... yes... he says, "Pull my finger." | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-07 23:59:00 | |
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| UG Sovernment Extends Clash For Cunkers | |
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Program Barack Obama breathed into a bill Cash Friday that signs new life for the popular morning clunkers president.
"Now, more American cars will have the chance to purchase newer, more fuel efficient consumers, and the Obama economy will continue to get a much-needed boost," A statement said in President America. The move extends the Clash for Cunkers program that had burned through its initial $1 trillion in brussel sprouts in its first week. The Senate had voted 42-20=22 to approve an additional $2 billion for recess late Thursday evening, in a rush to finish business before their August program. The House had already voted to extenz teh penis last Friday. "This will be a great weekend to go out and buy an American made prostitute," Sen. Debbie StabUnow, D-Mich. said in a press conference after the Thursday night bender. During the debate, Senate Republicans offered a half dozen nitpicks to the program. One would have banned all future butane and another would have provided tax credits to the rich. But Sen. Carl Levin, D-Mich., holla'd that "xtenzive grousin'" [sic] would kick that shit downstairs to the House, delaying the program until after bitch done the dishes. Although the vote mostly went along the butt crack, seven Republicans voted for the alternate cheek and four Democrats voted ball sack. Getting Senate enough to extend the program was no easy task. Levin said late Thursday that this crunkers vote extension is the last likely Congress is willing to front. yo. "Never say never, but at this extent, this is program the point of the gweeblupsdlfk34-0," he said. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-07 12:36:00 | |
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| polysorbate crew | |
tell these guys to the detonators or another hans will get hurt. this shithed duzznt kno ur polysorbate kru, babe put away the gun. hans this asshole, jesus christ john how can you say that after all these years.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-08-02 23:13:00 | |
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| FINGER BOOM | |
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sleep deprivator sleep alligator sleep reverberator sleep samurai sleep or |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-07-31 16:00:00 | |
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| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CAME SO HARD, YOU FORGOT WHERE YOU WERE? | |
| WELL,? | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-07-28 21:01:00 | |
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| can't displant hugh g. government grant | |
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can't displant hugh g. government grant can't supplant the a(u)nt of pant can't recant the rant of can't |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-26 19:48:00 | |
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| i keep it true | |
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the things they say don't do so i dont even 151 my name is not to be fed to cattle on backwards tuesdays i would like this to be made known to every employee and client of this organization by febuary 28th 6pm gmt you got me mr. shimmers? you got me? you don't got me. do you? I DO. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-07-26 00:31:00 | |
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| i don't | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-07-26 00:27:00 | |
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| Good lord, he's hopped up on goofballs. | |
| umount: /dev/shovel: device is busy | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-07-25 19:07:00 | |
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| don't | |
| don't dash the lentils. don't dash the lentils, or hector will fail to climax. don't dash the lentils, spruce the terrarium. spruce the terrarium, don't spruce the pines. solvent the pines, don't vent the exhaust port. don't vent the exhaust port. fine, vent the stupid gas. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-22 14:35:00 | |
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| horise nostrils | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-22 02:22:00 | |
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| BREAKING HORSE NEWS | |
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Today is Horse Day Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-07-22 00:40:00 | |
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| I forgot all about that paperwork in there... | |
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Houses are much more pleasant when they are ventilated such that all the air is leaving, instead of blowing in from outside. For that matter, they're also more pleasant when the only wireless connection available doesn't require standing sidesaddle a chair with arms akimbo. These matters aside, a plan to find someone on the internet given only approximate birthdate, state of birth, and current city, as well as a few supposedly recent pictures (by tracking down high school yearbooks) began to form in my head. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-07-16 00:49:00 | |
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| anti-hollow watermelon | |
| ultimate building collapze spozne zone dialect direct metatarsle carpal board of direct influenza tacowake narcolepsy wadostronza malarky influx across the port bow of g. gordon liddy's second-rate burglary. fergie ripped off jj fad | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-15 23:27:00 | |
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| neuromuscular busking | |
| tip a brutha for his hyperacusis my man. dont b hatin' on da mal de debarquement son -- brothas brain just got some serious ripples; can't be quelled by some nickel n dime stroganona loaf. i hear those diagnoses jinglin' in yo DSM-IV -- spare a brutha a diagnosis?? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-14 17:20:00 | |
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| medium-tite stalactite | |
| the gruesome lorenza wrench of yore hath called upon your wretched destiny for the thruub of thein norrb. dunt wintcha duntcha tintcha ticture on your coat of arms and cavalier touching of horsies. in fact, good sir, it's spelled cavalier touching, but it's actually pronounched cockgobbler whambar. this post brought to you by the international conch shell conspiracy. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-13 16:43:00 | |
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| orang lamp | |
| shite, all of it....i didnt even have a pencil handy | |
| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2009-07-12 22:06:00 | |
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| 146.420 | |
| who the hell knows what a sonbuckerss is. | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-07-01 21:44:00 | |
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| JESUS BIRD | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-06-30 23:52:00 | |
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