Riced Out Yugo
don't
don't dash the lentils. don't dash the lentils, or hector will fail to climax. don't dash the lentils, spruce the terrarium. spruce the terrarium, don't spruce the pines. solvent the pines, don't vent the exhaust port. don't vent the exhaust port. fine, vent the stupid gas.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-22 14:35:00
Direct link to post Write comment

horise nostrils

O.O
O.O
O.O
O.O
O.O
O.O

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-22 02:22:00
Direct link to post Write comment

BREAKING HORSE NEWS
Today is Horse Day
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Horse
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-07-22 00:40:00
Direct link to post Write comment

I forgot all about that paperwork in there...
Houses are much more pleasant when they are ventilated such that all the air is leaving, instead of blowing in from outside. For that matter, they're also more pleasant when the only wireless connection available doesn't require standing sidesaddle a chair with arms akimbo.

These matters aside, a plan to find someone on the internet given only approximate birthdate, state of birth, and current city, as well as a few supposedly recent pictures (by tracking down high school yearbooks) began to form in my head.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-07-16 00:49:00
Direct link to post Read comments (1)

anti-hollow watermelon
ultimate building collapze spozne zone dialect direct metatarsle carpal board of direct influenza tacowake narcolepsy wadostronza malarky influx across the port bow of g. gordon liddy's second-rate burglary. fergie ripped off jj fad
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-15 23:27:00
Direct link to post Write comment

neuromuscular busking
tip a brutha for his hyperacusis my man. dont b hatin' on da mal de debarquement son -- brothas brain just got some serious ripples; can't be quelled by some nickel n dime stroganona loaf. i hear those diagnoses jinglin' in yo DSM-IV -- spare a brutha a diagnosis??
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-14 17:20:00
Direct link to post Write comment

medium-tite stalactite
the gruesome lorenza wrench of yore hath called upon your wretched destiny for the thruub of thein norrb. dunt wintcha duntcha tintcha ticture on your coat of arms and cavalier touching of horsies. in fact, good sir, it's spelled cavalier touching, but it's actually pronounched cockgobbler whambar. this post brought to you by the international conch shell conspiracy.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-07-13 16:43:00
Direct link to post Write comment

orang lamp
shite, all of it....i didnt even have a pencil handy
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2009-07-12 22:06:00
Direct link to post Write comment

146.420
who the hell knows what a sonbuckerss is.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-07-01 21:44:00
Direct link to post Write comment

JESUS BIRD




¤ßæ
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-06-30 23:52:00
Direct link to post Write comment

polynesian junkboat
rapidfire munchkin elite capitulates slapstick roland boogie into the stratosphere of dance history. pppump it up. gudutte dawhawhee dutttrratatatata goes the bass. bump bumpbumptheup.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-30 18:06:00
Direct link to post Write comment

Shading method
Shading method delcared false by the duke. Pastry at 0600 hours. That will be all.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-30 11:29:00
Direct link to post Write comment

Wherein the Prince of Wales expounds upon propane generation.
You know just as well as I do that Karl Friedrich Gauss is a total stovepipe-licking weasel, and that the hollow Earth is closer to magenta than he's willing to let on.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-06-29 05:54:00
Direct link to post Write comment

he was as yugo as any of us
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
yep
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-06-28 16:23:00
Direct link to post Read comments (1)

The lighting method
Shades of green, worlds of gas, planets with multimedia players powering the core with nothing, a lonely child playing the flute whilst being the kid behind the mirror.exe

ERROR_CHILD_NOT_COMPLETE!!

Time to refurbish.

Shades of brightness occuring but stil so distant, walk the path of vengance with no emotions, entering the 3rd dimension as a 2 dimensional natural format.

Im locked in the vault with no light following the lines of symmetry whilst floating through deep space, "pass me the metaphore" said the vast masses of thoughts within my brain.

All i can do is drink my tea and continue to build a colony of shepards so fuck melting a rock at this point.

Posted by Qube Lantern @ 2009-06-28 12:12:00
Direct link to post Write comment

Posted by Qube Lantern @ 2009-06-28 11:11:00
Direct link to post Write comment

Rigel
An error occurred while processing your request. Reference #&1064.DAB.IBEK.454 MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-06-25 17:34:00
Direct link to post Write comment

the truth of 0.7
looks better, smells better -- simply is better. bettar. teh best. owsum -- ya man. u noe. da stuff. wat 1000. nookie. turbo deluxe blud. giggly shit mon~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-21 22:49:00
Direct link to post Write comment

dreddy keyswatter
the almost ceramic scrabble of a 1980's computer keyboard appeared in my head -- a mac plus or apple II or VT100 or something. just one typist at first, then three, then thirty. i fear i may go insane. the worst part is i have no idea what they're typing, and i'm curious as hell.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-21 18:50:00
Direct link to post Write comment

41 degrees in tehran, 40 percent chance of candybeans
I picked out all the throw pillows for in here and you didn't notice. But the real crazy is in here, and we are doing great with it, godblessim. In Korea, they wear white to funerals. Everyone make a statment. By the way, Tehran is amazing in the early summer.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-06-19 22:18:00
Direct link to post Read comments (1)

Previous 20 entries