Riced Out Yugo
polynesian junkboat
rapidfire munchkin elite capitulates slapstick roland boogie into the stratosphere of dance history. pppump it up. gudutte dawhawhee dutttrratatatata goes the bass. bump bumpbumptheup.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-30 18:06:00
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Shading method
Shading method delcared false by the duke. Pastry at 0600 hours. That will be all.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-30 11:29:00
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Wherein the Prince of Wales expounds upon propane generation.
You know just as well as I do that Karl Friedrich Gauss is a total stovepipe-licking weasel, and that the hollow Earth is closer to magenta than he's willing to let on.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-06-29 05:54:00
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he was as yugo as any of us
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-06-28 16:23:00
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The lighting method
Shades of green, worlds of gas, planets with multimedia players powering the core with nothing, a lonely child playing the flute whilst being the kid behind the mirror.exe

ERROR_CHILD_NOT_COMPLETE!!

Time to refurbish.

Shades of brightness occuring but stil so distant, walk the path of vengance with no emotions, entering the 3rd dimension as a 2 dimensional natural format.

Im locked in the vault with no light following the lines of symmetry whilst floating through deep space, "pass me the metaphore" said the vast masses of thoughts within my brain.

All i can do is drink my tea and continue to build a colony of shepards so fuck melting a rock at this point.

Posted by Qube Lantern @ 2009-06-28 12:12:00
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Posted by Qube Lantern @ 2009-06-28 11:11:00
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Rigel
An error occurred while processing your request. Reference #&1064.DAB.IBEK.454 MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-06-25 17:34:00
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the truth of 0.7
looks better, smells better -- simply is better. bettar. teh best. owsum -- ya man. u noe. da stuff. wat 1000. nookie. turbo deluxe blud. giggly shit mon~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-21 22:49:00
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dreddy keyswatter
the almost ceramic scrabble of a 1980's computer keyboard appeared in my head -- a mac plus or apple II or VT100 or something. just one typist at first, then three, then thirty. i fear i may go insane. the worst part is i have no idea what they're typing, and i'm curious as hell.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-21 18:50:00
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41 degrees in tehran, 40 percent chance of candybeans
I picked out all the throw pillows for in here and you didn't notice. But the real crazy is in here, and we are doing great with it, godblessim. In Korea, they wear white to funerals. Everyone make a statment. By the way, Tehran is amazing in the early summer.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-06-19 22:18:00
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extracts
i only smoke carbines, because it's what phil spector would have done. so what if he hides murderous vodka rampage in his wig,,,marge simpson does the same with butterflies and orange juice. my my my how funky we are today mr. vibert. there was construction vehicle in front of my car today, it had elefont logo. also deceptive numerics. earlier, there was brick wall with deceptive dirt leading to the perception of flourescence, which was actually not there. the red was unconvincing. mother russia's sister wendy and no i don't want the double, don't make me reach through this LCD order kiosk and take your heroin supply out of the deep fryer. that's only for the priviledged elite, and it shows. don't mess with me, i have the 32 cents. yea
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-19 22:16:00
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absolut psychotrain 73
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY IM YELLIN BCOS THE CHOPPER IT IS CHOPPING YES SIR. THERE IS ALSO SNOW BUT THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY YELLING, THOUGH SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY CAN PROVE A NUISANCE. BEN BERNAKE IS A FURRY. THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY NOT YELLING AT SNOW, THE RELEVANCE OF THIS RELEVANCE BEING RELEVANT TO THIS SENTENCE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A RUN ON, NOW WE'RE JUST PUSHING IT. thurd murk zip wap clkop myrrle fjsl fzzzdjl clemenz ELITE SOLUTION TURDBURGER PARATROOPERS WALLPERING THE SKY WITH REGULAR PATTERNS OF POOPY DEATH ONLY NEO-KANTIAN DOCTRINE CAN SAVE US NOW. PLEASE PUT IN THE CLUTCH BEFORE SHIFTING YOUR RESOLUTION, OR THEORIES ABOUT ETHER WILL DESTROY AMERICA. US DEPUTY SAMUAL GERRARD WILL PERFORM A LAW-ENFORCEMENT GRADE STRIPTEASE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT HE WILL DO IN ORDER TO CAPTURE A FUGITIVE. LOUIES IS PRESENT AND WADING.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-19 22:05:00
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Zone 3
No access. Strictly out of bounds.

Like that cheese sandwich I had the other day. I grated nearly half of the block I had left into it. When your playing chess it's easy to loose track of time. The constant membrane of the 3rd dimension portal reaches over you and you become gripped in a level beyond spaceships.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-18 17:06:00
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secret iranian blogdata
from tehran:
i helped myself to the mullah's medicine cabinet, so much nembutal.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-06-17 12:26:00
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secret iranian blogdata
from tehran:
i helped myself to the mullah's medicine cabinet, so much nembutal.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-06-17 12:25:00
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identical?

Ever wondered if you were identical to a bishop? Neither have i but the point im getting to is this.. there is no point.

Hmmmmm is it true that since ive fallen into this unknown abyss that the dilution of spades and pellets have become a threat to the face of society? no is your answer.

Brb a second. Back, i just had to try and think about thinking of what to think about next but it just wasn't happening, mayby if i had read the bible since birth i wouldn't be having this problem but there is a solution, you can now purchase the "Riced Out Yugo 10 Step Guide To Solving Everything" apart from Riced out yugo's obstacle course becuase its pretty much impossible.

Run John runn. Why did he not run :S ? its because he's drinking a plate of rice on a sunday afternoon, best to not get in his way, your identical but not quite.

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Posted by Qube Lantern @ 2009-06-16 12:57:00
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3131st Eye
meat me around the hairy -- not the meetball kind. you know the place. you know what i mean. so why do you insist on being a bicyclist with no pants on?? it's insulting to jesus. he wouldn't give you a bottlecap. there are some things man was not meant to tinker with, the label on the back of my microwave said so. for this reason i must insist you remove your toyota corolla from my nose immediately. i have sinus juicers and i'm not afraid to nose them. sinusoid. nasifold juicer. irrepaparble elkintosh. merriotwingian veebe. man, the spellchecker is not liking this -- no sir. i'd best get back to actual hax. you know that bib on sale downtown, blue and with the pocket? i have asked it to be my lawfully wedded wife, and to carve me soap out of peas. then i was arrested for sexually assaulting a mannequin. the spellchecker has no problem with this. i'd best get back to quaxual snax. veritability derivteeve. goate thief herded n2 elxcave 4 horn. beebeep. zipbang. morque. souvle. meagle. rumple. slut
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-15 15:34:00
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New walrus theory
*hyperfukbot jumping through stunt glass*
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-14 18:13:00
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I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE WRITER ASSHOLE!!!
dont be racist fuking faggot. we dont need to hear ur fuking racist dis and nonsense. ur just another one of those hitler wanna bes. and y do u only make fun of asians that play this...Cunt, I'll murder you and your family someday bitch. OH and nice grammar for an asian lmao. "Go SUCH and alien dick?" Moron. I'm better than you in every way, I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE WRITER ASSHOLE!!! lol LOL ok good luck. You will probably have to look around the whole world to find me. Also you can't murder us lol. Go ahead and try. I'll be expecting a death in my family tomorrow or today kk? Fucking bitch. Saying things that you cant even do. Shut the fuck up. My shit can come up with a better come back. Just go and fail in life. watching monster trucks crash into each other u fucking cracker. OHHHH i hate myself because a black guy has bigger penis than me, so i'm gonna get back at asian people. Fuck you you fucking cracker. Go watch nescars you piece of cumstain cracker. I'm going to kill you with a knife and slice your body up in very tiny pieces you fucking ignorant ill informed bitch. IM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH A KNIFE... AND WHEN IVE MURDERED YOU... IM GOING TO BOMB THE WORLD TRADE CENTER, AGAIN!!!111shift+one weeeeehhhhh?? ja ja ja jA ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja !! jaaaa!! um just to let everyone know, saying "im going to kill you" is a form of harrasment that is left here on the internet and can be traced back. So basically you're settiing up your on trial comments like these are so worthless. why the hell are you putting people down cause they have small penis? and how would u know if they have small penis? You think cause u have a fatass penis, ur the king? Ghetto people these days fukin racist whores. Go jack off in the corner of ur room with ur fatass penis. listen to 2 mins of ur shyt and got bored, beaner ur just ignorant stfu, yuh gay fag go shit on ur mom and then slap ur dick all on her face with yo shit in yo dick hole biitch
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-06-13 15:27:00
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poultergeist
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-12 13:29:00
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