Riced Out Yugo
New walrus theory
*hyperfukbot jumping through stunt glass*
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-14 18:13:00
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I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE WRITER ASSHOLE!!!
dont be racist fuking faggot. we dont need to hear ur fuking racist dis and nonsense. ur just another one of those hitler wanna bes. and y do u only make fun of asians that play this...Cunt, I'll murder you and your family someday bitch. OH and nice grammar for an asian lmao. "Go SUCH and alien dick?" Moron. I'm better than you in every way, I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE WRITER ASSHOLE!!! lol LOL ok good luck. You will probably have to look around the whole world to find me. Also you can't murder us lol. Go ahead and try. I'll be expecting a death in my family tomorrow or today kk? Fucking bitch. Saying things that you cant even do. Shut the fuck up. My shit can come up with a better come back. Just go and fail in life. watching monster trucks crash into each other u fucking cracker. OHHHH i hate myself because a black guy has bigger penis than me, so i'm gonna get back at asian people. Fuck you you fucking cracker. Go watch nescars you piece of cumstain cracker. I'm going to kill you with a knife and slice your body up in very tiny pieces you fucking ignorant ill informed bitch. IM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH A KNIFE... AND WHEN IVE MURDERED YOU... IM GOING TO BOMB THE WORLD TRADE CENTER, AGAIN!!!111shift+one weeeeehhhhh?? ja ja ja jA ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja !! jaaaa!! um just to let everyone know, saying "im going to kill you" is a form of harrasment that is left here on the internet and can be traced back. So basically you're settiing up your on trial comments like these are so worthless. why the hell are you putting people down cause they have small penis? and how would u know if they have small penis? You think cause u have a fatass penis, ur the king? Ghetto people these days fukin racist whores. Go jack off in the corner of ur room with ur fatass penis. listen to 2 mins of ur shyt and got bored, beaner ur just ignorant stfu, yuh gay fag go shit on ur mom and then slap ur dick all on her face with yo shit in yo dick hole biitch
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-06-13 15:27:00
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poultergeist
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-12 13:29:00
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teethlicker
lick lick lick licklicklickLICKLiiickLicklick lick lick lick lick LICK LICK LICK LICK MUTHAFUCKA lick lick lick liiiick lick lick snap lick lick lick lick licklicklickloickckck colo-rectal cancer
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-09 19:33:00
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The Mystical Secret of Three-Phase Power Distribution
THE JEWS OF WIND-- composition. /win 40 Atomic steel comes from SPACE. Their terrifying power knows no bounds. There, in the full moon, they arise! Really, there's no need for caps lock. What reaches beneath--indescribable! Beyond our powers of cognition, rotating in infinite void. Our small war means nothing to them. I see there, on the horizon, the great pounding cylinders upon columns of fire. Stars come out, then dust. The glow never dies. Can you hear the robots?
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-06-07 01:40:00
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Sudden Realization of the sort that happen at night
Robin Hood is just anti-tax propaganda cutesied up with furries.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-06 00:59:00
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g-zuz
lemonhorse tangibility matrix bemustards sparky's cactus.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-05 20:40:00
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i work anti-bono
jesus jews jehosifat buttered scones on taoist cherrI/O and a pint modulated by analogue curry. forthwith tabernacle terrierdrome bananas tea n mickey r00n3y. fink ur fudge guv'nor thine elastic broadband SNAP SNAP jacquestrap o noe dont dangle cherries in front of our lord and/or saviory. why are you salisbury, steak, why? why cannot you be canterburry, canterbuttery, deluxe, steaming mashed potatos with a sprig of whatever they sprig that shit with (parsley i think (the word PARSNIPS simultaneously makes me think of leafy green parsley and haircuts, SNIP SNIP)) elegant man eating meating n greeting, not to be confused with grating, this is not an opportune way to great ladies floating down on parachute dresses for afternoon tea at denny's.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-04 09:11:00
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interpolation
Imagine what the world would have become if the cultural importance of the bible and Alice In Wonderland were switched around.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-03 00:31:00
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Function 72:
I woke up on the futon today. My purples became rather a dark shade of steel blue. 73 followed suit, doing its cross-diagonal checksum, and we checked for watchers before crossing the field. As we left behind a wake of crop circles, I turned to myself and asked: Have I seen a range of integers? Nobody was there to answer. Winds blew furious in empty space. Meantime, we turned over on the futon, badly-shaven face glitching the fabric, bad codec style. The throbbing seemed to fade and rise, never unpleasant, always present.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-01 00:48:00
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gonna go kick some ass
gotta kick some ass
gonna kick some ass
and chew bubble gum
but i'm all out of ass
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-30 08:41:00
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This is how we solve practical problems, boys and gentleman
>: well the tape is plastically-conductive, it can only send plastrons (that which makes up plastic)
>: and cannot send electrons (that which makes up electrics)
>: so as far as I know, you're fine.
<: is plastic tape electrically-conductive???
<: gosh this is complicated
<: I'll just wrap it with foil so the electricity that escapes can get back into the wire
>: sounds like a plan
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-30 00:29:00
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Solution:
The solution to this problem is to put the parentheses outside of the parentheses.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-29 23:57:00
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The plumbing that satan built
Don't ever get a two-story house.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-27 23:46:00
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listless biology system
relentless encyclopedia psychobabble. elitastic giraffe underpants. metaphysical metatarsle extrimulation. extranding the underpants of gynecologists across america. thrice truly the earwig fink chelz. dat track. dat track. (dat track being xmd5a). lentil soup cheffe. la cheffe. he cooks with numbers, you know. i'm sure the fbi reads this site due to all manner of bizzare and potentially alarming keywords. for the record, i'd like to say -- really, leave us alone, don't bug us, and we won't start shit. we're totally cool, just don't front, don't try to meddle with our shit. we'll keep it on the qt, swear. we just like slingin wat here @ yugo. anything else requires too much planning and forethought. excruciating delightful hyperboogie. dat track. dat track. (dat track being fenix funk 5). my brainstem b sonic trippin. sound sound yank, amazing sound. i wish i could impregnate modular synthesis with such virility as you richard. the life force of the elders is behind your testicular fortitude. come crash at my place sometime, we can discuss tunnels and european automobiles. please bring uma thurman as well; demi moore is starting to get a bit loose around the edges. sweedish hypermodel system. mads mcclean, irish sweedish dervish. o yea. duis trac louis.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-24 21:51:00
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Jumpn
Past the particle barrier. Jumping Over_Drive.gth error malfunction.
Your error is not found. Please try again.
Aveoline, Tri-quaxial, Dreem Beem . . .
Wyreeep. Railed to maxim. 120vac Manual Typewriter. Cneet bargner,
Twelve Pack. Run over there and see the new Shiny Wave.
Catch the COKE. Sean o_Ghrim, I could track back
and find where they are going but I don't think that
he way to go is over there by that house with the man
in the window.
HE IS SCARY.
Brimstone, smelter jjjjjjfjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
jjjjj
Nou

Brine
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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-05-23 01:50:00
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VAX/BMX System Defenestration Guide
$ SET PROCESS /PRIVILEGE=PIZZAPRV
$ ASSIGN $WIDGET:[SNOUT] HAGGIS
$ RUN HAGGIS:PORTHOLES_FOR_WORKGROUPS /CHUG=NEGATIVE
$ SSH CAPTAIN_THYRATRON@NEUSCHWABENLAND

--> KERBERIZED BORON EXTRUSION <--

% tip hardwire
connected

^^^^^^^^^^^^q Sodium Graphics Version James T. Kirk
nununununununununu
^ ---- 89jfk
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/      \
\__/\__/
      |pipe narf

CPU     LOCAL_DIAG
0       Fianna Fáiled
1       Passed
2       Pissed
3       Porked

32 bogobytes of mammaries installed!

ERROR: RECTAL IMPEDANCE MISMATCH!
REFLECTIONS AND LARGE SWR MAY RESULT!
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-22 03:06:00
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wat.
maniacal interest rate. flexible tangent scheme. listliss derelection to boot. four points above the letil. swashbuckling all the pipes to 30 days to boot. johnsonville esquire infatuated. meltrinkets downpayment shedonkey. also, guns in state parks.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-20 11:38:00
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Advanced evolution theory
Duck becomes pond. Mouse becomes rat. Yugo becomes sandwich.

End.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-05-19 15:43:00
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please don't please ned
please don't please ned. the result of pleasing ned is insufferable dread. insufferable dread that will get to your head. it will get to your head and make you see red. you'll blow your brains out in an insufferable electric shed. so, please don't please ned. please.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-18 02:07:00
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