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| i only smoke carbines, because it's what phil spector would have done. so what if he hides murderous vodka rampage in his wig,,,marge simpson does the same with butterflies and orange juice. my my my how funky we are today mr. vibert. there was construction vehicle in front of my car today, it had elefont logo. also deceptive numerics. earlier, there was brick wall with deceptive dirt leading to the perception of flourescence, which was actually not there. the red was unconvincing. mother russia's sister wendy and no i don't want the double, don't make me reach through this LCD order kiosk and take your heroin supply out of the deep fryer. that's only for the priviledged elite, and it shows. don't mess with me, i have the 32 cents. yea | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-19 22:16:00 | |
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| absolut psychotrain 73 | |
| WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY IM YELLIN BCOS THE CHOPPER IT IS CHOPPING YES SIR. THERE IS ALSO SNOW BUT THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY YELLING, THOUGH SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY CAN PROVE A NUISANCE. BEN BERNAKE IS A FURRY. THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY NOT YELLING AT SNOW, THE RELEVANCE OF THIS RELEVANCE BEING RELEVANT TO THIS SENTENCE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A RUN ON, NOW WE'RE JUST PUSHING IT. thurd murk zip wap clkop myrrle fjsl fzzzdjl clemenz ELITE SOLUTION TURDBURGER PARATROOPERS WALLPERING THE SKY WITH REGULAR PATTERNS OF POOPY DEATH ONLY NEO-KANTIAN DOCTRINE CAN SAVE US NOW. PLEASE PUT IN THE CLUTCH BEFORE SHIFTING YOUR RESOLUTION, OR THEORIES ABOUT ETHER WILL DESTROY AMERICA. US DEPUTY SAMUAL GERRARD WILL PERFORM A LAW-ENFORCEMENT GRADE STRIPTEASE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT HE WILL DO IN ORDER TO CAPTURE A FUGITIVE. LOUIES IS PRESENT AND WADING. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-19 22:05:00 | |
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No access. Strictly out of bounds. Like that cheese sandwich I had the other day. I grated nearly half of the block I had left into it. When your playing chess it's easy to loose track of time. The constant membrane of the 3rd dimension portal reaches over you and you become gripped in a level beyond spaceships. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-18 17:06:00 | |
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from tehran: i helped myself to the mullah's medicine cabinet, so much nembutal. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-06-17 12:26:00 | |
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from tehran: i helped myself to the mullah's medicine cabinet, so much nembutal. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-06-17 12:25:00 | |
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| identical? | |
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Ever wondered if you were identical to a bishop? Neither have i but the point im getting to is this.. there is no point. Hmmmmm is it true that since ive fallen into this unknown abyss that the dilution of spades and pellets have become a threat to the face of society? no is your answer. Brb a second. Back, i just had to try and think about thinking of what to think about next but it just wasn't happening, mayby if i had read the bible since birth i wouldn't be having this problem but there is a solution, you can now purchase the "Riced Out Yugo 10 Step Guide To Solving Everything" apart from Riced out yugo's obstacle course becuase its pretty much impossible. Run John runn. Why did he not run :S ? its because he's drinking a plate of rice on a sunday afternoon, best to not get in his way, your identical but not quite. Identical but not quite. |
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| Posted by Qube Lantern @ 2009-06-16 12:57:00 | |
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| meat me around the hairy -- not the meetball kind. you know the place. you know what i mean. so why do you insist on being a bicyclist with no pants on?? it's insulting to jesus. he wouldn't give you a bottlecap. there are some things man was not meant to tinker with, the label on the back of my microwave said so. for this reason i must insist you remove your toyota corolla from my nose immediately. i have sinus juicers and i'm not afraid to nose them. sinusoid. nasifold juicer. irrepaparble elkintosh. merriotwingian veebe. man, the spellchecker is not liking this -- no sir. i'd best get back to actual hax. you know that bib on sale downtown, blue and with the pocket? i have asked it to be my lawfully wedded wife, and to carve me soap out of peas. then i was arrested for sexually assaulting a mannequin. the spellchecker has no problem with this. i'd best get back to quaxual snax. veritability derivteeve. goate thief herded n2 elxcave 4 horn. beebeep. zipbang. morque. souvle. meagle. rumple. slut | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-15 15:34:00 | |
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| New walrus theory | |
| *hyperfukbot jumping through stunt glass* | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-06-14 18:13:00 | |
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| I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE WRITER ASSHOLE!!! | |
| dont be racist fuking faggot. we dont need to hear ur fuking racist dis and nonsense. ur just another one of those hitler wanna bes. and y do u only make fun of asians that play this...Cunt, I'll murder you and your family someday bitch. OH and nice grammar for an asian lmao. "Go SUCH and alien dick?" Moron. I'm better than you in every way, I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE WRITER ASSHOLE!!! lol LOL ok good luck. You will probably have to look around the whole world to find me. Also you can't murder us lol. Go ahead and try. I'll be expecting a death in my family tomorrow or today kk? Fucking bitch. Saying things that you cant even do. Shut the fuck up. My shit can come up with a better come back. Just go and fail in life. watching monster trucks crash into each other u fucking cracker. OHHHH i hate myself because a black guy has bigger penis than me, so i'm gonna get back at asian people. Fuck you you fucking cracker. Go watch nescars you piece of cumstain cracker. I'm going to kill you with a knife and slice your body up in very tiny pieces you fucking ignorant ill informed bitch. IM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH A KNIFE... AND WHEN IVE MURDERED YOU... IM GOING TO BOMB THE WORLD TRADE CENTER, AGAIN!!!111shift+one weeeeehhhhh?? ja ja ja jA ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja !! jaaaa!! um just to let everyone know, saying "im going to kill you" is a form of harrasment that is left here on the internet and can be traced back. So basically you're settiing up your on trial comments like these are so worthless. why the hell are you putting people down cause they have small penis? and how would u know if they have small penis? You think cause u have a fatass penis, ur the king? Ghetto people these days fukin racist whores. Go jack off in the corner of ur room with ur fatass penis. listen to 2 mins of ur shyt and got bored, beaner ur just ignorant stfu, yuh gay fag go shit on ur mom and then slap ur dick all on her face with yo shit in yo dick hole biitch | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-06-13 15:27:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-12 13:29:00 | |
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| lick lick lick licklicklickLICKLiiickLicklick lick lick lick lick LICK LICK LICK LICK MUTHAFUCKA lick lick lick liiiick lick lick snap lick lick lick lick licklicklickloickckck colo-rectal cancer | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-09 19:33:00 | |
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| The Mystical Secret of Three-Phase Power Distribution | |
| THE JEWS OF WIND-- composition. /win 40 Atomic steel comes from SPACE. Their terrifying power knows no bounds. There, in the full moon, they arise! Really, there's no need for caps lock. What reaches beneath--indescribable! Beyond our powers of cognition, rotating in infinite void. Our small war means nothing to them. I see there, on the horizon, the great pounding cylinders upon columns of fire. Stars come out, then dust. The glow never dies. Can you hear the robots? | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-06-07 01:40:00 | |
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| Sudden Realization of the sort that happen at night | |
| Robin Hood is just anti-tax propaganda cutesied up with furries. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-06 00:59:00 | |
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| lemonhorse tangibility matrix bemustards sparky's cactus. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-05 20:40:00 | |
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| i work anti-bono | |
| jesus jews jehosifat buttered scones on taoist cherrI/O and a pint modulated by analogue curry. forthwith tabernacle terrierdrome bananas tea n mickey r00n3y. fink ur fudge guv'nor thine elastic broadband SNAP SNAP jacquestrap o noe dont dangle cherries in front of our lord and/or saviory. why are you salisbury, steak, why? why cannot you be canterburry, canterbuttery, deluxe, steaming mashed potatos with a sprig of whatever they sprig that shit with (parsley i think (the word PARSNIPS simultaneously makes me think of leafy green parsley and haircuts, SNIP SNIP)) elegant man eating meating n greeting, not to be confused with grating, this is not an opportune way to great ladies floating down on parachute dresses for afternoon tea at denny's. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-04 09:11:00 | |
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| Imagine what the world would have become if the cultural importance of the bible and Alice In Wonderland were switched around. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-03 00:31:00 | |
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| Function 72: | |
| I woke up on the futon today. My purples became rather a dark shade of steel blue. 73 followed suit, doing its cross-diagonal checksum, and we checked for watchers before crossing the field. As we left behind a wake of crop circles, I turned to myself and asked: Have I seen a range of integers? Nobody was there to answer. Winds blew furious in empty space. Meantime, we turned over on the futon, badly-shaven face glitching the fabric, bad codec style. The throbbing seemed to fade and rise, never unpleasant, always present. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-01 00:48:00 | |
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| gonna go kick some ass | |
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gotta kick some ass gonna kick some ass and chew bubble gum but i'm all out of ass |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-30 08:41:00 | |
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| This is how we solve practical problems, boys and gentleman | |
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>: well the tape is plastically-conductive, it can only send plastrons (that which makes up plastic) >: and cannot send electrons (that which makes up electrics) >: so as far as I know, you're fine. <: is plastic tape electrically-conductive??? <: gosh this is complicated <: I'll just wrap it with foil so the electricity that escapes can get back into the wire >: sounds like a plan |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-30 00:29:00 | |
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| The solution to this problem is to put the parentheses outside of the parentheses. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-29 23:57:00 | |
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