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| teethlicker | |
| lick lick lick licklicklickLICKLiiickLicklick lick lick lick lick LICK LICK LICK LICK MUTHAFUCKA lick lick lick liiiick lick lick snap lick lick lick lick licklicklickloickckck colo-rectal cancer | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-09 19:33:00 | |
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| The Mystical Secret of Three-Phase Power Distribution | |
| THE JEWS OF WIND-- composition. /win 40 Atomic steel comes from SPACE. Their terrifying power knows no bounds. There, in the full moon, they arise! Really, there's no need for caps lock. What reaches beneath--indescribable! Beyond our powers of cognition, rotating in infinite void. Our small war means nothing to them. I see there, on the horizon, the great pounding cylinders upon columns of fire. Stars come out, then dust. The glow never dies. Can you hear the robots? | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-06-07 01:40:00 | |
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| Sudden Realization of the sort that happen at night | |
| Robin Hood is just anti-tax propaganda cutesied up with furries. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-06 00:59:00 | |
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| g-zuz | |
| lemonhorse tangibility matrix bemustards sparky's cactus. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-05 20:40:00 | |
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| i work anti-bono | |
| jesus jews jehosifat buttered scones on taoist cherrI/O and a pint modulated by analogue curry. forthwith tabernacle terrierdrome bananas tea n mickey r00n3y. fink ur fudge guv'nor thine elastic broadband SNAP SNAP jacquestrap o noe dont dangle cherries in front of our lord and/or saviory. why are you salisbury, steak, why? why cannot you be canterburry, canterbuttery, deluxe, steaming mashed potatos with a sprig of whatever they sprig that shit with (parsley i think (the word PARSNIPS simultaneously makes me think of leafy green parsley and haircuts, SNIP SNIP)) elegant man eating meating n greeting, not to be confused with grating, this is not an opportune way to great ladies floating down on parachute dresses for afternoon tea at denny's. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-06-04 09:11:00 | |
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| interpolation | |
| Imagine what the world would have become if the cultural importance of the bible and Alice In Wonderland were switched around. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-03 00:31:00 | |
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| Function 72: | |
| I woke up on the futon today. My purples became rather a dark shade of steel blue. 73 followed suit, doing its cross-diagonal checksum, and we checked for watchers before crossing the field. As we left behind a wake of crop circles, I turned to myself and asked: Have I seen a range of integers? Nobody was there to answer. Winds blew furious in empty space. Meantime, we turned over on the futon, badly-shaven face glitching the fabric, bad codec style. The throbbing seemed to fade and rise, never unpleasant, always present. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-06-01 00:48:00 | |
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| gonna go kick some ass | |
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gotta kick some ass gonna kick some ass and chew bubble gum but i'm all out of ass |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-30 08:41:00 | |
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| This is how we solve practical problems, boys and gentleman | |
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>: well the tape is plastically-conductive, it can only send plastrons (that which makes up plastic) >: and cannot send electrons (that which makes up electrics) >: so as far as I know, you're fine. <: is plastic tape electrically-conductive??? <: gosh this is complicated <: I'll just wrap it with foil so the electricity that escapes can get back into the wire >: sounds like a plan |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-30 00:29:00 | |
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| Solution: | |
| The solution to this problem is to put the parentheses outside of the parentheses. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-29 23:57:00 | |
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| The plumbing that satan built | |
| Don't ever get a two-story house. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-27 23:46:00 | |
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| listless biology system | |
| relentless encyclopedia psychobabble. elitastic giraffe underpants. metaphysical metatarsle extrimulation. extranding the underpants of gynecologists across america. thrice truly the earwig fink chelz. dat track. dat track. (dat track being xmd5a). lentil soup cheffe. la cheffe. he cooks with numbers, you know. i'm sure the fbi reads this site due to all manner of bizzare and potentially alarming keywords. for the record, i'd like to say -- really, leave us alone, don't bug us, and we won't start shit. we're totally cool, just don't front, don't try to meddle with our shit. we'll keep it on the qt, swear. we just like slingin wat here @ yugo. anything else requires too much planning and forethought. excruciating delightful hyperboogie. dat track. dat track. (dat track being fenix funk 5). my brainstem b sonic trippin. sound sound yank, amazing sound. i wish i could impregnate modular synthesis with such virility as you richard. the life force of the elders is behind your testicular fortitude. come crash at my place sometime, we can discuss tunnels and european automobiles. please bring uma thurman as well; demi moore is starting to get a bit loose around the edges. sweedish hypermodel system. mads mcclean, irish sweedish dervish. o yea. duis trac louis. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-24 21:51:00 | |
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| Jumpn | |
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Past the particle barrier. Jumping Over_Drive.gth error malfunction. Your error is not found. Please try again. Aveoline, Tri-quaxial, Dreem Beem . . . Wyreeep. Railed to maxim. 120vac Manual Typewriter. Cneet bargner, Twelve Pack. Run over there and see the new Shiny Wave. Catch the COKE. Sean o_Ghrim, I could track back and find where they are going but I don't think that he way to go is over there by that house with the man in the window. HE IS SCARY. Brimstone, smelter jjjjjjfjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjj Nou Brine . 0000:0001:0010:0011: 0100:0101:0110:0111: 1000:1001:1010:1011: 1100:1101:1110:1111: |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-05-23 01:50:00 | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-22 03:06:00 | ||||||
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| wat. | |
| maniacal interest rate. flexible tangent scheme. listliss derelection to boot. four points above the letil. swashbuckling all the pipes to 30 days to boot. johnsonville esquire infatuated. meltrinkets downpayment shedonkey. also, guns in state parks. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-20 11:38:00 | |
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| Advanced evolution theory | |
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Duck becomes pond. Mouse becomes rat. Yugo becomes sandwich. End. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-05-19 15:43:00 | |
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| please don't please ned | |
| please don't please ned. the result of pleasing ned is insufferable dread. insufferable dread that will get to your head. it will get to your head and make you see red. you'll blow your brains out in an insufferable electric shed. so, please don't please ned. please. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-18 02:07:00 | |
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| HYPERFUKBOT DID SOME TINKERING | |
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AND THE TINKERING DID NOT LET HIM STOP NO. NO. NO. JUST NO. MY THOUGHT PROCESSES BECAME NONLINEAR, I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT'S FUCKING INTIMIDATING TO ME OKAY FUCK. FUCLL. GARY R FUCKLE. BOB L GARFUCKLE. AARON C HAMFISTER. JOSEPH Q COCKSNIFFER. JOSEPH Q COCKSMELTER. JOSEPH Q IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR, HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR EXHAUST PIPES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOU IMBRAGGABLE WOMBAT BOOT78493525992 CAN YOU COUNT TO 10? FORGET THIS KNOWLEDGE IT HAS NOT SERVED YOU BREAKFAST. KNOWLEDGE DOES NOT WORK LIKE THIS I HAVEN'T SLEPT. THOUGHTS BLOOM AND I CAN'T STOP THEM AND I CAN'T START THEM WHEN THEY STOP. OBSESSION IS A BIZZZZZZZZZARRREE FACTOR IN THINGS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FACTOR YOUR FUCTOR FUCK THE FUCKTION. ITS AN AUCTION OF FUCK, A FUCKTION. SUCTION AUCTION FUCKTION OF AUCTION. I DONT FORM THIS CONCEPT LIGHTLY SO I WILL LEAVE IT IN YOUR WELL-GLOVED HANDS AND HOPE THAT YOU HAVE NOT DECIDED TO USE IT UNWISELY IN AN UNTIMELY AND HIGHLY OFFENSIVE MANNER SUCH THAT MAN PEOPLE WILL BE HIGHLY OFFENDED AND MAY EVEN REQUEST THIS TO BE CENSORED IN A HIGHLY PUBLIC CONSCIOUYHSDHNMJIOSRFGBI I CANT THINK THINGS I CANT OKAY JUST STOP THE THE THOUGHT THE THE THE FLOW. LLLL I LOVE THE SMELL OF THAT CAR ITS RATHER FRIENDLY AND AND INVITING AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY OH MEMORIES WHY DO YOU MEMORIZE THESE CONCEPTS YOU STUPID FUCK THESE THINGS DONT ADD UP, LYRICAL OBSESSION. SPACES SHAPES. SHIP ME OUT TO THE MARS COLONY WHY DONT YOU THE FUKBOT IS FUKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-17 09:42:00 | |
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| Richard M. Nutsack, MD | |
| The things i've seen you cannot yet imagine, you cannot see. The things i've smelled you cannot yet imagine, you cannot smell. YOU CAN NOT SMELL LIKE I'VE SMELLED, YOU CAN NOT SNIFF WHAT I'VE SNIFFED. THE SNIFFING IS COMING, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP THE ONSLAUGHT. SLIP AWAY AS YOU MAY, THE SNIFFING WILL NOT BE UNDONE. YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO, CAN'T YOU? THE FIRST SIGNS ARE ALL AROUND YOU JUST FEEL IT JUST SNIFFFFFFFFFFF THE HARDEST YOU'VE EVER SNIFFED, SNIFF THE FUCK OUT OF IT YOU FUCK, FUCK. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-17 09:33:00 | |
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| 99% of everything is boring crap | |
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MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE and i just took a shit |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-17 09:06:00 | |
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