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| The plumbing that satan built | |
| Don't ever get a two-story house. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-27 23:46:00 | |
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| listless biology system | |
| relentless encyclopedia psychobabble. elitastic giraffe underpants. metaphysical metatarsle extrimulation. extranding the underpants of gynecologists across america. thrice truly the earwig fink chelz. dat track. dat track. (dat track being xmd5a). lentil soup cheffe. la cheffe. he cooks with numbers, you know. i'm sure the fbi reads this site due to all manner of bizzare and potentially alarming keywords. for the record, i'd like to say -- really, leave us alone, don't bug us, and we won't start shit. we're totally cool, just don't front, don't try to meddle with our shit. we'll keep it on the qt, swear. we just like slingin wat here @ yugo. anything else requires too much planning and forethought. excruciating delightful hyperboogie. dat track. dat track. (dat track being fenix funk 5). my brainstem b sonic trippin. sound sound yank, amazing sound. i wish i could impregnate modular synthesis with such virility as you richard. the life force of the elders is behind your testicular fortitude. come crash at my place sometime, we can discuss tunnels and european automobiles. please bring uma thurman as well; demi moore is starting to get a bit loose around the edges. sweedish hypermodel system. mads mcclean, irish sweedish dervish. o yea. duis trac louis. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-24 21:51:00 | |
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| Jumpn | |
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Past the particle barrier. Jumping Over_Drive.gth error malfunction. Your error is not found. Please try again. Aveoline, Tri-quaxial, Dreem Beem . . . Wyreeep. Railed to maxim. 120vac Manual Typewriter. Cneet bargner, Twelve Pack. Run over there and see the new Shiny Wave. Catch the COKE. Sean o_Ghrim, I could track back and find where they are going but I don't think that he way to go is over there by that house with the man in the window. HE IS SCARY. Brimstone, smelter jjjjjjfjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjj Nou Brine . 0000:0001:0010:0011: 0100:0101:0110:0111: 1000:1001:1010:1011: 1100:1101:1110:1111: |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-05-23 01:50:00 | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-22 03:06:00 | ||||||
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| wat. | |
| maniacal interest rate. flexible tangent scheme. listliss derelection to boot. four points above the letil. swashbuckling all the pipes to 30 days to boot. johnsonville esquire infatuated. meltrinkets downpayment shedonkey. also, guns in state parks. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-20 11:38:00 | |
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| Advanced evolution theory | |
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Duck becomes pond. Mouse becomes rat. Yugo becomes sandwich. End. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-05-19 15:43:00 | |
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| please don't please ned | |
| please don't please ned. the result of pleasing ned is insufferable dread. insufferable dread that will get to your head. it will get to your head and make you see red. you'll blow your brains out in an insufferable electric shed. so, please don't please ned. please. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-18 02:07:00 | |
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| HYPERFUKBOT DID SOME TINKERING | |
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AND THE TINKERING DID NOT LET HIM STOP NO. NO. NO. JUST NO. MY THOUGHT PROCESSES BECAME NONLINEAR, I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT'S FUCKING INTIMIDATING TO ME OKAY FUCK. FUCLL. GARY R FUCKLE. BOB L GARFUCKLE. AARON C HAMFISTER. JOSEPH Q COCKSNIFFER. JOSEPH Q COCKSMELTER. JOSEPH Q IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR, HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR EXHAUST PIPES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOU IMBRAGGABLE WOMBAT BOOT78493525992 CAN YOU COUNT TO 10? FORGET THIS KNOWLEDGE IT HAS NOT SERVED YOU BREAKFAST. KNOWLEDGE DOES NOT WORK LIKE THIS I HAVEN'T SLEPT. THOUGHTS BLOOM AND I CAN'T STOP THEM AND I CAN'T START THEM WHEN THEY STOP. OBSESSION IS A BIZZZZZZZZZARRREE FACTOR IN THINGS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FACTOR YOUR FUCTOR FUCK THE FUCKTION. ITS AN AUCTION OF FUCK, A FUCKTION. SUCTION AUCTION FUCKTION OF AUCTION. I DONT FORM THIS CONCEPT LIGHTLY SO I WILL LEAVE IT IN YOUR WELL-GLOVED HANDS AND HOPE THAT YOU HAVE NOT DECIDED TO USE IT UNWISELY IN AN UNTIMELY AND HIGHLY OFFENSIVE MANNER SUCH THAT MAN PEOPLE WILL BE HIGHLY OFFENDED AND MAY EVEN REQUEST THIS TO BE CENSORED IN A HIGHLY PUBLIC CONSCIOUYHSDHNMJIOSRFGBI I CANT THINK THINGS I CANT OKAY JUST STOP THE THE THOUGHT THE THE THE FLOW. LLLL I LOVE THE SMELL OF THAT CAR ITS RATHER FRIENDLY AND AND INVITING AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY OH MEMORIES WHY DO YOU MEMORIZE THESE CONCEPTS YOU STUPID FUCK THESE THINGS DONT ADD UP, LYRICAL OBSESSION. SPACES SHAPES. SHIP ME OUT TO THE MARS COLONY WHY DONT YOU THE FUKBOT IS FUKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-17 09:42:00 | |
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| Richard M. Nutsack, MD | |
| The things i've seen you cannot yet imagine, you cannot see. The things i've smelled you cannot yet imagine, you cannot smell. YOU CAN NOT SMELL LIKE I'VE SMELLED, YOU CAN NOT SNIFF WHAT I'VE SNIFFED. THE SNIFFING IS COMING, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP THE ONSLAUGHT. SLIP AWAY AS YOU MAY, THE SNIFFING WILL NOT BE UNDONE. YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO, CAN'T YOU? THE FIRST SIGNS ARE ALL AROUND YOU JUST FEEL IT JUST SNIFFFFFFFFFFF THE HARDEST YOU'VE EVER SNIFFED, SNIFF THE FUCK OUT OF IT YOU FUCK, FUCK. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-17 09:33:00 | |
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| 99% of everything is boring crap | |
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MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE MADE FROM CONCENTRATE and i just took a shit |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-05-17 09:06:00 | |
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| 99% of hip hop is boring crap | |
| this occurs to me as i hear someone blasting it from across the street. it sounds exactly like you imagine. i don't even need to describe it. you already know what it sounds like because you've heard it a thousand times before, even if you've never heard whatever fucking track they have on. bump dump blurrublahRAHblur HEYY dump bump blurrahrahrja HEYY | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-15 15:20:00 | |
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| CAPTAIN THYRATRON CONFRONTS THE TRANSISTORIZED MENACE | |||
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-14 04:02:00 | |||
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| LOGARITHMIC PEPSI PANTS VEEEOOOOOOOOOO | |
| GE TUBE 5U4 in fact bluppflufffkneggnt. I felt my pee it was a pole and fneefghamdf. Llama sporks. No seriously you guys I beliefennfatfunt. Open Source T64 hey guys what's nine-volt Unix for? Alas, my brain. Springs. He puked on the hey LLAMAS. Dude, I had no idea ethernet did that. Flup.uuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-14 01:24:00 | |
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| new party game | |
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When deejaying at your friends' party, see how many times you can play Soundgarden's Spoonman over and over without anyone noticing. My record is six spins in a row. Steal the rhythm with your hands. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-05-13 08:25:00 | |
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| qqq | |
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MTP: how do you make dark-emitting diodes? wolf359: With negative electrons! |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-13 01:54:00 | |
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| Final Theorem | |
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Over the cosmic tetrahedral edges you can see the Oxygen bonded to Hydrogen, which is a recent enough of a scientific discovery that it is still celebrated each Milennia. For such a great length of time in the history of Humanity we thought that Hydrogen Lobes could only bond to the two central Carbon Lobes. (Of course, before we discovered the parallel between ethanol and the final Universe Structure, they were named quite differently.) Now we truly know that a line of infinite length is the same as a infinitesimally small point. How could we have known that to calculate the true diameter of the final Universe Structure to within one lightyear, you need a value of pi with an accuracy of 20,000 digits? With the final Axiom Discovery, that the infinitesimal side of the Universes Arc plunges into and through an ethanol molecule in the brain of Frank Zappa, We Were Gods. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-05-13 01:32:00 | |
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| A treatise: Resonance waves in buttocks muscles | |
| Abstract: Finding the optimal balance between corpulent tissue and muscle mass is a challenging problem in buttocks-based frequency modulators. Too much fat and undesired harmonic oscillation occurs, too dense musculature introduces undermodulation, giving rise to the inability to fully use the spectrum. Through various experiments, the author determines these ideal ratios, while compensating for the inherent distortions in such natural oscillation devices. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-13 00:41:00 | |
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| chinese redux | |
| A yugo post for you, inspired by super-dank chinese food flatulence. chinese food is always delivered by confused elderly asian man. confused elderly asian man is nice, but confused. but he bring good chicken on a stick, so i'd say we have a functional, professional relationship. i wonder if he's ever met britney spears?? has he done a body shot off of a nubile female?? does he pick his nose when he suspects no one is looking?? what does he think about trinidad?? what does trinidad think of him?? all this aside, president obama is half vulcan. i'll let you figure out the other half. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-11 10:08:00 | |
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| humorless veteran | |
| wipe that smile off your face, son. when you get to me my age, you'll understand. i lost my sense of humor in the war. i saw terrible things, and i've been nervous since that they saw me too. is it true what they say, that they're just as afraid of you as you are of them?? because i'd really like to purchase a snickers bar from my morbid fears, they have them on sale. wait, did i say morbid fears?? i meant walmart. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-11 10:04:00 | |
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| michael bolton collapse | |
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CHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeughaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... sdlkjfs;lkdjfj;kjsgdfkljlkgjl;kjlkja;lkf3-9i0king for a kakapo don't be plasticizin my escalators old man. stylized boutique software delivered on-time and under the influence. just kidding ha ha, it's a comerrcial brothers song. just don't thinm the s904r sd;lkjfs harmonic h-90 flksdjf;lk 324-0w left a little and above the bridge4 flhsdlfkjshlkjf lkjsdlk stacy stacy on fire s;ldkfj;sldjf-03 dioas o putty s.fjklsdklfjl;is fsd THIS IS THE FINAL MICHAEL BOLTON COLLAPSE!! JETTISON ALL HOTPANTS AT THE DOOR!!! SURRENDER YOUR ASS TO THE DANCE FLOOR!! elation masturbation and curtains. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-01 11:21:00 | |
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