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| 99% of hip hop is boring crap | |
| this occurs to me as i hear someone blasting it from across the street. it sounds exactly like you imagine. i don't even need to describe it. you already know what it sounds like because you've heard it a thousand times before, even if you've never heard whatever fucking track they have on. bump dump blurrublahRAHblur HEYY dump bump blurrahrahrja HEYY | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-15 15:20:00 | |
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| CAPTAIN THYRATRON CONFRONTS THE TRANSISTORIZED MENACE | |||
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-14 04:02:00 | |||
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| LOGARITHMIC PEPSI PANTS VEEEOOOOOOOOOO | |
| GE TUBE 5U4 in fact bluppflufffkneggnt. I felt my pee it was a pole and fneefghamdf. Llama sporks. No seriously you guys I beliefennfatfunt. Open Source T64 hey guys what's nine-volt Unix for? Alas, my brain. Springs. He puked on the hey LLAMAS. Dude, I had no idea ethernet did that. Flup.uuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-05-14 01:24:00 | |
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| new party game | |
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When deejaying at your friends' party, see how many times you can play Soundgarden's Spoonman over and over without anyone noticing. My record is six spins in a row. Steal the rhythm with your hands. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-05-13 08:25:00 | |
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| qqq | |
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MTP: how do you make dark-emitting diodes? wolf359: With negative electrons! |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-13 01:54:00 | |
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| Final Theorem | |
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Over the cosmic tetrahedral edges you can see the Oxygen bonded to Hydrogen, which is a recent enough of a scientific discovery that it is still celebrated each Milennia. For such a great length of time in the history of Humanity we thought that Hydrogen Lobes could only bond to the two central Carbon Lobes. (Of course, before we discovered the parallel between ethanol and the final Universe Structure, they were named quite differently.) Now we truly know that a line of infinite length is the same as a infinitesimally small point. How could we have known that to calculate the true diameter of the final Universe Structure to within one lightyear, you need a value of pi with an accuracy of 20,000 digits? With the final Axiom Discovery, that the infinitesimal side of the Universes Arc plunges into and through an ethanol molecule in the brain of Frank Zappa, We Were Gods. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-05-13 01:32:00 | |
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| A treatise: Resonance waves in buttocks muscles | |
| Abstract: Finding the optimal balance between corpulent tissue and muscle mass is a challenging problem in buttocks-based frequency modulators. Too much fat and undesired harmonic oscillation occurs, too dense musculature introduces undermodulation, giving rise to the inability to fully use the spectrum. Through various experiments, the author determines these ideal ratios, while compensating for the inherent distortions in such natural oscillation devices. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-05-13 00:41:00 | |
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| chinese redux | |
| A yugo post for you, inspired by super-dank chinese food flatulence. chinese food is always delivered by confused elderly asian man. confused elderly asian man is nice, but confused. but he bring good chicken on a stick, so i'd say we have a functional, professional relationship. i wonder if he's ever met britney spears?? has he done a body shot off of a nubile female?? does he pick his nose when he suspects no one is looking?? what does he think about trinidad?? what does trinidad think of him?? all this aside, president obama is half vulcan. i'll let you figure out the other half. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-11 10:08:00 | |
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| humorless veteran | |
| wipe that smile off your face, son. when you get to me my age, you'll understand. i lost my sense of humor in the war. i saw terrible things, and i've been nervous since that they saw me too. is it true what they say, that they're just as afraid of you as you are of them?? because i'd really like to purchase a snickers bar from my morbid fears, they have them on sale. wait, did i say morbid fears?? i meant walmart. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-11 10:04:00 | |
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| michael bolton collapse | |
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CHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeughaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... sdlkjfs;lkdjfj;kjsgdfkljlkgjl;kjlkja;lkf3-9i0king for a kakapo don't be plasticizin my escalators old man. stylized boutique software delivered on-time and under the influence. just kidding ha ha, it's a comerrcial brothers song. just don't thinm the s904r sd;lkjfs harmonic h-90 flksdjf;lk 324-0w left a little and above the bridge4 flhsdlfkjshlkjf lkjsdlk stacy stacy on fire s;ldkfj;sldjf-03 dioas o putty s.fjklsdklfjl;is fsd THIS IS THE FINAL MICHAEL BOLTON COLLAPSE!! JETTISON ALL HOTPANTS AT THE DOOR!!! SURRENDER YOUR ASS TO THE DANCE FLOOR!! elation masturbation and curtains. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-05-01 11:21:00 | |
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| YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE DOMINION OF STRENGTHENED STEVE. | |
| STRENGTHENED STEVE IS STRONG. STRENGTHENED STEVE IS DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY IN CHARGE, HERE. DON'T YOU DARE EMPHASIZE THAT QUESTION MARK< SHATTER OUR PEAFCE MEMPHIS MUTHAFUCAKA. YOU ARE NOW UNDA DA DOMINION OF STRENGTHENED STEVE. PREPARE TO CAPITULATE, IN THE EVENTUALITY THAT YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY DONE SO -- MUTHAFUCKA. DONT BE A GENIUS. TRANSMIT ALL THJE MALARKY AT THE SOUND OF THE TONE. GENTS HOLD THE DOOR FOR LADIES. PLEASE FART IN THE BATHROOM. IGNORE JOKES REGARDING CROATIA. THINK HARD WHILST SHITTING LEFTWARD. TYPE ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS. LENTIL SHIFT BVIV. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-25 02:50:00 | |
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| for when you have emails leaking from those hard-to-reach places. | |
| dream of happyland effervescent against the tangentable doritos of tomorrow. think your thunderthights into sculpted miracles of bully chorizo. sidewidth the funk transvect thine sky, o doth fyunky bestrow updine thormama. dun figga wat which das whicha upda yoaw. fooerw. pleased you will be, with the product. purchase, for sale on three. best of its kind. yes, kind madame, purchase riced out yugo, for when you have emails leaking from those hard-to-reach places. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-24 19:45:00 | |
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| HELLO MY THE SURPRISED FRIEND! | |
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Hello my the surprised friend!
My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time
and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had
an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live
namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent
time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in
the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an
exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much
not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have
there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to
spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life.
But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague
which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the
termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the
acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of
a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once
after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as
enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not
have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and
it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes
one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find
the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have
resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard
much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and
are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a
spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought
yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you
my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to
tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I
live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have
serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of
experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with
you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more.
I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to
place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much
would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance.
I would like to see that we became good friends and not only.
If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: lyudmilafromkanash@gmail.com |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-22 13:10:00 | |
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| 89 cent value meal | |
| killed my family | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-04-21 03:32:00 | |
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| -1 | |
| madeline albright trippin balls in a deluxe recliner skirt u noe it baby that white undergarment effervescing like sum muthafuckin element or some shit that madeline albright never talks about her dad, a painter with the schizo. just stepdad, but it's not well-cockudented on tikiweedia. erhaps pew ould cfigure zout urself, bat wat dat zat weeniun. SJDDKFDlkfldsf louise sez 2stfu but louise can stfu hrslf the stupede nonwat nbitch. slap you, you cant see russia from there, you can;t see russia anywhere, for shit, bitch. no not you madeline albright, chill, we cool, i talkin 2 louise u dig?? yeh, see louise, madeline albright gets it. even she aint koo w/u. stankasaurs skank dorito w/ hed cheez ur tats r wack dunt b shankiun me j. tellin teh/tru SKD:LFKDSLFWATCRACK foe sho dunt u shoe my keds im a green belt in the forcve, the force of whoopin yo azz. collaps.@ dunt funk leftwid3 i tink u dutni3 zat ked. oh shit, this loaf is baked. compliments 2the chef. nice presentation, like cybotron teleporting through time to perform "clear" inside my sugar dish -- that kind of loaf. its shi3 thiu s9efre dun beep @/me laptop. i slash u!@ ?/////// | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 17:06:00 | |
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| happy, uh, what day is it? | |
| to quote a great wayne, i like birds. bowl entrance, sculpted resin canal upon thine eyeballs i masticate, naked, on the carpet, your carapiece fresh among them. festwidth bowl excite, mellow chewin' up ur soul w/ warm shifty tendrils. i love you sofa, thank you for prividigling snax. thank you pacman for powerpills. thank you plant for plant. thank you for flirtzing of elk waking up elftera beast slekp on a satvourday mletving, autonomic snax aghpparent. gravity is like a giant trampoline. hero dynamix plasticized by sonoid waves penetrating my chest. fink a twelvewidth elursico f09 ntint livvleslesstic callaughwumpus. chirus chlork taeks lsd. srs 7777 m8. 9 rum;p k boogie, did you know smoking is good for you?? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 16:48:00 | |
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| i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders | |
| i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders. i can be science hero and work with dolphins. however, three years ago i signed up for a mysterious game. the game starts now, your ford will promptly plummet off the roof of a parking garage. gas chromatagraph hero, mass dolphin spec. flip flip flip. john eli lilly, flip flip flip cnady. isolation tank, ketamine, an apartment filled with water and a dolphin that performs tasks in exchange for sexual favours. i'd continue this, but the aliens told me not to. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 16:38:00 | |
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| whoa man nam ahoy | |
| Rocket science isn't really that complicated. I could elaborate, but then I came to Riced Out Yugo to make a post. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-19 01:23:00 | |
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| Fuck yeah, Tetherball! | |
| Whatever happened to the tetherball courts on the Playgrounds? | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-17 21:48:00 | |
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| Francium | |
| KNOB SOLO | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-04-17 21:12:00 | |
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