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| YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE DOMINION OF STRENGTHENED STEVE. | |
| STRENGTHENED STEVE IS STRONG. STRENGTHENED STEVE IS DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY IN CHARGE, HERE. DON'T YOU DARE EMPHASIZE THAT QUESTION MARK< SHATTER OUR PEAFCE MEMPHIS MUTHAFUCAKA. YOU ARE NOW UNDA DA DOMINION OF STRENGTHENED STEVE. PREPARE TO CAPITULATE, IN THE EVENTUALITY THAT YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY DONE SO -- MUTHAFUCKA. DONT BE A GENIUS. TRANSMIT ALL THJE MALARKY AT THE SOUND OF THE TONE. GENTS HOLD THE DOOR FOR LADIES. PLEASE FART IN THE BATHROOM. IGNORE JOKES REGARDING CROATIA. THINK HARD WHILST SHITTING LEFTWARD. TYPE ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS. LENTIL SHIFT BVIV. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-25 02:50:00 | |
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| for when you have emails leaking from those hard-to-reach places. | |
| dream of happyland effervescent against the tangentable doritos of tomorrow. think your thunderthights into sculpted miracles of bully chorizo. sidewidth the funk transvect thine sky, o doth fyunky bestrow updine thormama. dun figga wat which das whicha upda yoaw. fooerw. pleased you will be, with the product. purchase, for sale on three. best of its kind. yes, kind madame, purchase riced out yugo, for when you have emails leaking from those hard-to-reach places. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-24 19:45:00 | |
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| HELLO MY THE SURPRISED FRIEND! | |
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Hello my the surprised friend!
My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time
and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had
an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live
namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent
time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in
the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an
exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much
not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have
there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to
spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life.
But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague
which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the
termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the
acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of
a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once
after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as
enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not
have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and
it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes
one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find
the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have
resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard
much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and
are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a
spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought
yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you
my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to
tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I
live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have
serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of
experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with
you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more.
I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to
place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much
would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance.
I would like to see that we became good friends and not only.
If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: lyudmilafromkanash@gmail.com |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-22 13:10:00 | |
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| 89 cent value meal | |
| killed my family | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-04-21 03:32:00 | |
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| -1 | |
| madeline albright trippin balls in a deluxe recliner skirt u noe it baby that white undergarment effervescing like sum muthafuckin element or some shit that madeline albright never talks about her dad, a painter with the schizo. just stepdad, but it's not well-cockudented on tikiweedia. erhaps pew ould cfigure zout urself, bat wat dat zat weeniun. SJDDKFDlkfldsf louise sez 2stfu but louise can stfu hrslf the stupede nonwat nbitch. slap you, you cant see russia from there, you can;t see russia anywhere, for shit, bitch. no not you madeline albright, chill, we cool, i talkin 2 louise u dig?? yeh, see louise, madeline albright gets it. even she aint koo w/u. stankasaurs skank dorito w/ hed cheez ur tats r wack dunt b shankiun me j. tellin teh/tru SKD:LFKDSLFWATCRACK foe sho dunt u shoe my keds im a green belt in the forcve, the force of whoopin yo azz. collaps.@ dunt funk leftwid3 i tink u dutni3 zat ked. oh shit, this loaf is baked. compliments 2the chef. nice presentation, like cybotron teleporting through time to perform "clear" inside my sugar dish -- that kind of loaf. its shi3 thiu s9efre dun beep @/me laptop. i slash u!@ ?/////// | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 17:06:00 | |
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| happy, uh, what day is it? | |
| to quote a great wayne, i like birds. bowl entrance, sculpted resin canal upon thine eyeballs i masticate, naked, on the carpet, your carapiece fresh among them. festwidth bowl excite, mellow chewin' up ur soul w/ warm shifty tendrils. i love you sofa, thank you for prividigling snax. thank you pacman for powerpills. thank you plant for plant. thank you for flirtzing of elk waking up elftera beast slekp on a satvourday mletving, autonomic snax aghpparent. gravity is like a giant trampoline. hero dynamix plasticized by sonoid waves penetrating my chest. fink a twelvewidth elursico f09 ntint livvleslesstic callaughwumpus. chirus chlork taeks lsd. srs 7777 m8. 9 rum;p k boogie, did you know smoking is good for you?? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 16:48:00 | |
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| i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders | |
| i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders. i can be science hero and work with dolphins. however, three years ago i signed up for a mysterious game. the game starts now, your ford will promptly plummet off the roof of a parking garage. gas chromatagraph hero, mass dolphin spec. flip flip flip. john eli lilly, flip flip flip cnady. isolation tank, ketamine, an apartment filled with water and a dolphin that performs tasks in exchange for sexual favours. i'd continue this, but the aliens told me not to. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 16:38:00 | |
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| whoa man nam ahoy | |
| Rocket science isn't really that complicated. I could elaborate, but then I came to Riced Out Yugo to make a post. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-19 01:23:00 | |
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| Fuck yeah, Tetherball! | |
| Whatever happened to the tetherball courts on the Playgrounds? | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-17 21:48:00 | |
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| Francium | |
| KNOB SOLO | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-04-17 21:12:00 | |
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| this is a robbery. | |
| this is a robbery. give me all your 7's. anyone even retaining a single 7 will be dealt with -- harshly. don't get too close; i'm proficient in the art of nasal welding. i want all the 7's in the bag. this bag. my bag. i will then calmly make off into the night. no one will try to stop me. this is a robbery. give me all your 7's. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-16 11:49:00 | |
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| a moustache in '73 | |
| why this anomaly? is a moustache simply '73? was it for visual variety, balance? is it some coded message from chris carter, or whoever wrote 6x10? did they just get bored creating the photos? WHY IS THERE A MOUSTACHE | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-15 22:43:00 | |
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| good day submarine | |
| don't shit a shitwich, holmes. it's cool. it's easy. not a problem. copacetic. easy to accomodate. srsly, holmes, stop shitting a shitwich. don't be such a n00b whiner, holmes. it's fine. dun worry. don't sweat it. take a chill pill. calm down, holmes, jeez. it's good -- all good. it's handled. it's chill. it's disco. don't trouble your mind about it, holmes. just breeze dat shanky n2 teh next mofo, yea. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-14 21:12:00 | |
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| preJEWdice | |
| You don't spin a Menorah. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-14 14:24:00 | |
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| THE FIRST DOG IS A STUPID MUTT | |
| that is all. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-14 09:59:00 | |
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| Spanish teacup EP | |
| 1. Flange market 2. Bakery deluxe 3. 127 bees 4. LFO apple | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-04-12 16:58:00 | |
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| transdermal clark loaf | |
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"Capistulent!~" i bellowed at the fiberglass bear, emphasizing the tilde in particular. "errZZZwatzchkerspukle" i continued, "urrahheeahhio ubd ghrylewzzzre mit gallywag!!"
i thought i'd told him off right and proper, but he was otherwise unruffled. "thank you for visiting oakhurst, california. i'm just a talking fiberglass bear designed to greet visitors and quote recent real estate prices. as such, i'm not capable of responding to your emphatic nonsense!!~" when i heard that tilde, i knew he was mocking me. damn you, fiberglass bear, damn you. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-11 15:30:00 | |
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| i just tuned into the 700 club | |
| i lost wood so fast. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-11 02:47:00 | |
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| CITIZENS OF THE STRATOSPHERE | |
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ENCODED MESSAGE FOLLOWS: qwerty THAT IS ALL |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-04-07 01:41:00 | |
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| er23 | |
| lesswidth the chunx shining effervescent, the referencing of references clanged into the echo delay flanger of toroid sinus funk duwangus pining in-between the sky and bake @ 375 for less than 12 parsecs. when my freshman chemistry teacher mocked han solo for bragging about distance when he should have been bragging about speed, i raised my hand and pointed out that he was talking about having taken a dangerous route, as opposed to driving the normal route quickly -- the course he chose required skilled piloting and an amazing ship. no one in the class had a clue what i was talking about. after an awkward silence, lecutring about hydrogen bonds resumed. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-06 22:55:00 | |
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