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| this is a robbery. | |
| this is a robbery. give me all your 7's. anyone even retaining a single 7 will be dealt with -- harshly. don't get too close; i'm proficient in the art of nasal welding. i want all the 7's in the bag. this bag. my bag. i will then calmly make off into the night. no one will try to stop me. this is a robbery. give me all your 7's. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-16 11:49:00 | |
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| a moustache in '73 | |
| why this anomaly? is a moustache simply '73? was it for visual variety, balance? is it some coded message from chris carter, or whoever wrote 6x10? did they just get bored creating the photos? WHY IS THERE A MOUSTACHE | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-15 22:43:00 | |
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| good day submarine | |
| don't shit a shitwich, holmes. it's cool. it's easy. not a problem. copacetic. easy to accomodate. srsly, holmes, stop shitting a shitwich. don't be such a n00b whiner, holmes. it's fine. dun worry. don't sweat it. take a chill pill. calm down, holmes, jeez. it's good -- all good. it's handled. it's chill. it's disco. don't trouble your mind about it, holmes. just breeze dat shanky n2 teh next mofo, yea. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-14 21:12:00 | |
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| preJEWdice | |
| You don't spin a Menorah. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-14 14:24:00 | |
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| THE FIRST DOG IS A STUPID MUTT | |
| that is all. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-14 09:59:00 | |
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| Spanish teacup EP | |
| 1. Flange market 2. Bakery deluxe 3. 127 bees 4. LFO apple | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-04-12 16:58:00 | |
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| transdermal clark loaf | |
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"Capistulent!~" i bellowed at the fiberglass bear, emphasizing the tilde in particular. "errZZZwatzchkerspukle" i continued, "urrahheeahhio ubd ghrylewzzzre mit gallywag!!"
i thought i'd told him off right and proper, but he was otherwise unruffled. "thank you for visiting oakhurst, california. i'm just a talking fiberglass bear designed to greet visitors and quote recent real estate prices. as such, i'm not capable of responding to your emphatic nonsense!!~" when i heard that tilde, i knew he was mocking me. damn you, fiberglass bear, damn you. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-11 15:30:00 | |
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| i just tuned into the 700 club | |
| i lost wood so fast. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-11 02:47:00 | |
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| CITIZENS OF THE STRATOSPHERE | |
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ENCODED MESSAGE FOLLOWS: qwerty THAT IS ALL |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-04-07 01:41:00 | |
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| er23 | |
| lesswidth the chunx shining effervescent, the referencing of references clanged into the echo delay flanger of toroid sinus funk duwangus pining in-between the sky and bake @ 375 for less than 12 parsecs. when my freshman chemistry teacher mocked han solo for bragging about distance when he should have been bragging about speed, i raised my hand and pointed out that he was talking about having taken a dangerous route, as opposed to driving the normal route quickly -- the course he chose required skilled piloting and an amazing ship. no one in the class had a clue what i was talking about. after an awkward silence, lecutring about hydrogen bonds resumed. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-06 22:55:00 | |
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| Vertical cloud matrix | |
| wtf, space ship from the west. no sidewinders. nuke the 83th president wtf wtf sjfsoifjs | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-04-06 22:04:00 | |
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| kong whistle | |
| it was tuesday. on doctors' orders, i'd stopped following doctors' orders. this was problematic, as i worked at a pizza pie repository just round the corner from a hospital, and i delivered. i managed to retain my sanity (just barely) by hiding in the meat freezer and eating raw pepperoni. unfortunately the green peppers were smart-ass bastards; i asked them what they were doing in the MEAT freezer and they said they were talking to my stupid ass, so i shoved them up my anus, squeezed real hard, dropped the results on a pie and delivered it to donald trump -- i never got over how he renamed the DISCO VOLANTE the TRUMP PRINCESS. curse that walking hairpiece thricefold. i wonder if he stored the leftover shit-pepper pizza i delivered in solid-gold tupperware inside a solid-gold subzero fridge? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-05 04:20:00 | |
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| zax attax | |
| effluevient luffurewhistle transvestite arpeggiator smeard across the burning alaska tits of marararagarage thatcher's savoury london broil of justice. don't fuie-louie chunx all the mondambo vortsky 12-twelve.pointsix elves. all over the bork and bounce collap.se@widget.dynamix.pierro. they vhjur yurplanis. you just want my hot dogs lady. stop feeding me this bullshit. i know what you're up to. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-05 04:13:00 | |
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| now you've done it | |
| what if, instead of having device calling a lighter that lit things on fire, you had a device called a heavier which caused things to be soaked in water? these sorts of things occur to me as a i bleach tacopaper in order to make stationary. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-05 00:59:00 | |
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| fez tankard | |
| 8uti nnnb vrtwxcvb channel news. eflaxituic rlkvs yue nu09e jjjjk trsltelle sho034 jf3nixke 22888888888888 2. jjgf94! \\fi30901 o9 ,mn590 888 88 \88 88 88 8888888888 fi3i ^^ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-02 12:58:00 | |
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| oh my god justin wang | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-04-01 16:01:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-04-01 14:21:00 | |
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| cuntlicker worm by febreeze krew | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-31 15:45:00 | |
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| diehard lentils | |
| pork pipe sly life donno watta guy psycheout pie eleastic tie stick some kicks in your thigh liar plies brain extract ties pink floyd highres down the road and ross's acrua. rod rod rod and more road there always was, only the human digestive track is longer than the US highways system and the distance to the moon, if you founded an oragami crane eight times. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-27 00:14:00 | |
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| titfig | |
| titititititififiififififig. THE MAGNET IS YOUFS!! collapse EXPAND phyusicsla2 duckula chocolate hj932 0plane and old collapzky peezeko klebula mignet aragular funk descypted shifted a notch and punted into E minor hold the figs. totskytrotterdamme van claude nono karpursky zlynzkoff arghylefag39 iffnunder outterover zues it down and pray the southwest epilepsy breaker doesn't trip balls cubes cones dodecehedronessssszzzzz &c. &c. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-26 15:22:00 | |
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