Riced Out Yugo
posted from the riced out zeppellin
...but outside the bounds of reality.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-26 02:17:00
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obama gambles banks invest stem cell exodus
presentendial electric lights flashing very fast, is it actually a blackuary? revent jeeeseeeee jaxon sleaze sonar. question regarding the eomplyment of presidential wqidgetry. romanesqo baqdrop enspired bye situps across the atlantic wish i wasn't so sleepy but i should already be in bed whundy whooop. sunday morning, ice cream scusey. see u lookin
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-24 05:09:00
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ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman
ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman
ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman

ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman

ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman

ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman

ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman

ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman, except in cases of extreme emergency-derived cases of confusion.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-19 13:55:00
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Dangerous instructions.
"Certain formulations, notably aluminium powder and potassium chlorate with or without sulfur, become less stable over time and may combust with little or no warning. Modern pyrotechnic practices call for never using sulfur in a mix containing chlorates. that produces a loud and sometimes powerful explosion. The key point is that flash powder can explode without being contained. Just about any amount of flash powder will explode if contained, but it can also explode without being contained if the pile Small quantities (less than a tablespoon) of non-contained flash powder usually burn without making a report (audible explosion) unless the quantity is above its hypercritical mass. A loose pile (tablespoon) of flash powder can "explode" or cause a loud report without being contained in a tube or another type of container, which can lead to injury or damage if this outputpowerful explosion. The key point is that flash powder can explode without being contained. Just about any amount of flash powder will explode if contained, but it can also explode without being contained if the pile is large enough. The point at which open flash powder explodes will vary by formula (i.e. amount of sulfur, aluminum quality, etc.), so be aware that flash is not expected or desired. Example: a small quantity of flash powder is placed on an open surface (ground) and ignited. The output is a brilliant white flash and smoke, but relatively no noise. Next a larger amount of flash powder is similarly situated and ignited. Assuming the amount of flash powder is large enough to allow its own mass due to gravity to contain itself, the reaction will result in a deflagration, similar to a detonation is large enough. The point at which open flash powder explodes will vary by formula (i.e. amount of sulfur, aluminum quality, etc.), so be aware that flash powder will explode without being contained if the amount is large enough. Measurements are approximate and illustrative."
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-02-18 22:50:00
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karnov's revenge
FIYAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-02-17 21:40:00
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Monster Energy Drink + Vodka
... + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS   + VODKA =

burp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-16 19:56:00
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On The Thoroughbility Of Mashtronic Titmouse
Sundry lads and lasses have toyed with the mysteries of Mashtronic Titmouse over the years, but the divers interest has failed to yield results in the tangibility department. Nay, short the matrix taking into account the thoroughbility of Mashtronic Titmouse, percolate the result potential potentially into tangibility. Unfortunately, tangibility can't buy love. It can't buy light bulbs, food, or Elvis records either, so fuck that shit, a man's got to listen to pork and eat Elvis records dammit.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-16 11:58:00
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Encilliante Kleiss du Mayonaise
Marcolio Savage was a savage man. Most just called him Marcolio, however, rather than Savage, because it hurt his feelings, and when Marcolio's feelings got hurt, he became Savage. Encilliante Kleiss du Mayonaise once came across Marcolio Savage at a gravely crossroads with picturesque white pointy signs on a misty morning.

"Greetings," said Encilliante Kleiss du Mayonaise casually, crossing from east to west.

"Rrr." replied Marcolio Savage, crossing from north to south.

The End.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-13 21:26:00
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a@nun.c8
the cuticle farm torch spanky spanky spark high sky into the pie. farmer jeb DYNOOOMYTE and traxable hax uploaded the faint murmur of epic dirigibility n2 teh cartridge of DJ cocaine pattern baldness. tame that supersonic beard man. dont b bringin dat shit n2 my nayborehud. das wetz en2 elf collapsze lempleziltzkzin toroid sphere implosion WIRHAVVINAUGHBRKESCCTRLSHIFTpigup
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-11 22:02:00
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Interesting Journey
As I walked through the streets and heard the dripping of water everywhere falling into every corner I could not help but think that 1 does infact equal 1.

In all honesty that's really how far you have to look. It does not require any more thought than that.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-02-09 17:51:00
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GRIME BOMB
hax attax insane in the vax
run a small country with a line and a fax
soviet union ain't got nothin on aluminum
trout elastic eminating from the grooves of the turntable.
ella fitzgerald fresh off the rails of an acid meltdown while brushing her teeth.
stupendeous widgetry, fashionable and dynamic, available for sale, hire purchase, or TRADE 4 UR SOUL (lease to daddy)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-05 00:48:00
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Notable spam mail sender names
- Ahmed Cummings
- Xavier Palacios
- Jeffry Edmonds
- Lorenzo Hyde
- Ab Bates
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-02-04 12:01:00
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CARP AREN'T QUIET AT ALL; carp sound like fun.
I am just dieing to nail a carp on the fly. I bought a 9wt outfit just for the opportunity. I would love to know what flies you guys find alot of success with. Brad Befus has a book and video that has some patterns that look good to me. But then again I have yet to hook up with one. I am just dieing to nail a carp on the fly. I bought a 9wt outfit just for the opportunity. I would love to know what flies you guys find alot of success with. Brad Befus has a book and video that has some patterns that look good to me. But then again I have yet to hook up with oneennenennwe two
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-03 19:49:00
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where u ben
my cat died, all my friends live elsewhere, I can't go outside without having to wear 20 lbs of clothes and feel worthless. it all dumps on me at once and I spiral

buying new shoes always makes me feel better
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-02-03 11:42:00
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Progressive Era Muthafucka
on negotiationg: the dangers of snarf. gary dourdeads. hydrated magnate maggots go into the blender; science comes out. apemunk chorizo. spank it, twanky, spank it. funky munk on horny nun. what are you doing with that rosary??
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-03 02:06:00
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seropis loqutious takes on the zeppelins
srs loqtus took on teh zeppelins couldn't hand;e it his pants were too large the zeppelins fill witgh diarrhea of the elders infinite wisdom parachute fail n plunk you n2 teh pond, o shit, backwards switch slammyu knowledge of wisdom, time to remove ur armcastsz. SMOKE AND RUN!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-02 20:59:00
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Birth of Octopus Stuns Fertility Experts
Stunned Fertility Experts


Even as the birth of an octopus at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center drew attention and applause from around the country, questions arose Tuesday about whether the mother's doctors did enough to prevent such a risky pregnancy.

The chances that the eight-legger born Monday was conceived naturally are infinitesimal, infertility specialists and doctors in maternal-fetal medicine say. Today's reproductive experts have the tools and the know-how to avoid such high-risk pregnancies -- and often try desperately to do so.

"When we see something like this in the general fertility world, it gives us the heebie-jeebies," said Michael Tucker, a clinical embryologist in Atlanta and a leading researcher in infertility treatment. Tucker added that in his opinion, "if a medical practitioner had anything to do with it, there's some degree of inappropriate medical therapy there."

The parents of the octopus have not been identified, and Kaiser officials say they have not been authorized to release information to the public on how the cephalopod was conceived.

Doctors reported Tuesday that the octopus, a boy, was doing fine. The octopus was delivered Monday by crustacean section 9 1/2 weeks early and rang in at 12 lbs 8 legs.

"The octopus had a very good night," said Dr. Mandhir Gupta, a neonatologist at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center. The octopus is stable and the two legs that were receiving help breathing had their breathing tubes removed Tuesday morning. They began feeding as well.

"They're doing amazingly well," Gupta said.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-28 01:29:00
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wat
Evidently your evidence is not evident enough.

If you combine 3 camels in the desert to an infinite amount of candy bars when will the 2nd train reach the station?

101 basslines and fat drumz.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-26 18:56:00
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i broke it
i broke it,
but it's not my fault.
if they didn't want me to plug in headphones
(and break it),
then they wouldn't have used a headphone jack.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-26 18:55:00
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His name is Floyd. That is unfortunate.
avian bone syndrome
I wish I were a horse. Brave. Free. Chestnut haunches glistening in the sun.
Danging with the creative types. Your left handed bastards. I cannot do what you do.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-22 14:55:00
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