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hax attax insane in the vax run a small country with a line and a fax soviet union ain't got nothin on aluminum trout elastic eminating from the grooves of the turntable. ella fitzgerald fresh off the rails of an acid meltdown while brushing her teeth. stupendeous widgetry, fashionable and dynamic, available for sale, hire purchase, or TRADE 4 UR SOUL (lease to daddy) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-05 00:48:00 | |
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- Ahmed Cummings - Xavier Palacios - Jeffry Edmonds - Lorenzo Hyde - Ab Bates |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-02-04 12:01:00 | |
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| CARP AREN'T QUIET AT ALL; carp sound like fun. | |
| I am just dieing to nail a carp on the fly. I bought a 9wt outfit just for the opportunity. I would love to know what flies you guys find alot of success with. Brad Befus has a book and video that has some patterns that look good to me. But then again I have yet to hook up with one. I am just dieing to nail a carp on the fly. I bought a 9wt outfit just for the opportunity. I would love to know what flies you guys find alot of success with. Brad Befus has a book and video that has some patterns that look good to me. But then again I have yet to hook up with oneennenennwe two | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-03 19:49:00 | |
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| where u ben | |
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my cat died, all my friends live elsewhere, I can't go outside without having to wear 20 lbs of clothes and feel worthless. it all dumps on me at once and I spiral
buying new shoes always makes me feel better |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-02-03 11:42:00 | |
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| Progressive Era Muthafucka | |
| on negotiationg: the dangers of snarf. gary dourdeads. hydrated magnate maggots go into the blender; science comes out. apemunk chorizo. spank it, twanky, spank it. funky munk on horny nun. what are you doing with that rosary?? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-03 02:06:00 | |
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| seropis loqutious takes on the zeppelins | |
| srs loqtus took on teh zeppelins couldn't hand;e it his pants were too large the zeppelins fill witgh diarrhea of the elders infinite wisdom parachute fail n plunk you n2 teh pond, o shit, backwards switch slammyu knowledge of wisdom, time to remove ur armcastsz. SMOKE AND RUN! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-02 20:59:00 | |
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| Birth of Octopus Stuns Fertility Experts | |
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Even as the birth of an octopus at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center drew attention and applause from around the country, questions arose Tuesday about whether the mother's doctors did enough to prevent such a risky pregnancy. The chances that the eight-legger born Monday was conceived naturally are infinitesimal, infertility specialists and doctors in maternal-fetal medicine say. Today's reproductive experts have the tools and the know-how to avoid such high-risk pregnancies -- and often try desperately to do so. "When we see something like this in the general fertility world, it gives us the heebie-jeebies," said Michael Tucker, a clinical embryologist in Atlanta and a leading researcher in infertility treatment. Tucker added that in his opinion, "if a medical practitioner had anything to do with it, there's some degree of inappropriate medical therapy there." The parents of the octopus have not been identified, and Kaiser officials say they have not been authorized to release information to the public on how the cephalopod was conceived. Doctors reported Tuesday that the octopus, a boy, was doing fine. The octopus was delivered Monday by crustacean section 9 1/2 weeks early and rang in at 12 lbs 8 legs. "The octopus had a very good night," said Dr. Mandhir Gupta, a neonatologist at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center. The octopus is stable and the two legs that were receiving help breathing had their breathing tubes removed Tuesday morning. They began feeding as well. "They're doing amazingly well," Gupta said. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-28 01:29:00 | |
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| wat | |
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Evidently your evidence is not evident enough. If you combine 3 camels in the desert to an infinite amount of candy bars when will the 2nd train reach the station? 101 basslines and fat drumz. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-26 18:56:00 | |
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| i broke it | |
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i broke it, but it's not my fault. if they didn't want me to plug in headphones (and break it), then they wouldn't have used a headphone jack. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-26 18:55:00 | |
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| His name is Floyd. That is unfortunate. | |
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avian bone syndrome
I wish I were a horse. Brave. Free. Chestnut haunches glistening in the sun. Danging with the creative types. Your left handed bastards. I cannot do what you do. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-22 14:55:00 | |
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| Elementary school wasn't easy for me. | |
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I'm am going to get back at these children using my sexuality.
I didn't want it to come to this. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-22 14:48:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO LOL | |
| OMG MAN WATS UP WITH THAT SIET RICED OUT YUGO ITS LIKE CULLOTTES TOMATOS BOMBADIER OR SOMETHING I CANT GET MY HED AROUND IT WHY DO THOSE GUYS PUT SO MUCH EFFORT N2 IT EY3 DONT UNDERSTAND I MEAN SRSLY CMON YUGO D00DZ WASSUP XPLAIN IT PLZ PLZ CMON PLZ CMON OK WATS THAT MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND WAT UR SAYIN WAT HAY WAT STOP THAT HEY STOP JERK STOP TALKING NONSENSE SHUTUP SHUTUP IF YOU WERE HERE I N REAL LIFE ID STAB YOU ID CLUB YOUR STUPID MCGUILLICUTTY AND MAIL IT TO BRUSSLES | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:47:00 | |
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| the emergency room put me on the waiting list again | |
| the emergency room put me on the waiting list again. it's not that i wasn't slowly bleeding out through a gash in my skull (i was), but i didn't have insurance. i watched as entire squad of orderlies swarmed around a child with a skinned knee, debating optimal band-aid placement. when complete, they sent blue albatross a bill for $37,000. i can't compete with that shit. i knew i was beat. i passed out in the childrens' toy area of the waiting room. when i woke up, i was in an alley, and the gash in my head had been sealed with chewing gum. god bless america. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:34:00 | |
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| PEANUT NUTTAH | |
| rtqp only eats brand name peanut butter, so he can sue for $$ if salmon-ellahed. but plz 2 b diggin down on teh ur our my the teh here news: PEANUT BUTTA PRODUCT REKALL (recall, recall!) OR BE HAXIN YOUR BOWEL SALMONELLA PiHKAL CANT B JONSENIN 4 TEH SALMONELLA BUTTA NO MA MON DIZ WAZ DA QNUT BUUTTHAH 2 ENDALL TEH UR LYFE. FOOD AND DORK ADMINISTRATION!! ADMINISTER FOOD!! ADMINISTER DRUG!! ADMINISTER DORK!!! administer administration plz, mr. obama. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:28:00 | |
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| Welcome to Blingopolis | |
| Blingopolis is otherwise known as LinearCity. Black and White, controllable via menu, PD, FD, resedential zones. Drop-down tornado. Car traffic pixels. Bull Doze Area: $1. RCI. Anchor Plane Helment Power Commercial Zone. HORSPITAL!~! lines. dither. DITHER. DITHER. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:20:00 | |
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| time lapse | |
| huggly figgler cheeks giggler smokes cig vaginal wiggler. fuck shit DAMN yo. nah ma yuh-huh, she was, ya! she booey dohickey shehumphrey datzepplen downhoem. trucking laggard. gansta down homefrey spill it yo pour some KETCHUP on my manboobs can help it unh. I AM THE KAREN OF UR DREAMZ YES. uniblake ballin. who let the dogs out? if you would like to wear ur dick suck y not put it on lol. cumoslavia. walrus whale giving birth in january hale DAMN GIRL u need some mmmmmale. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 03:27:00 | |
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| atlanta vietnam microtonic atom bomb | |
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atlanta vietnam microtonic atom bomb cigarette soccer mom all these and more on scooters you see pile on the visionary zeppelin you and me |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 03:14:00 | |
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| i eat zeppelins like urz 4 brkFst | |
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dont mean 2 break up ur respektfest but i eat zeppelins like urz 4 brkFst streamline engineering pilotz dynamic hax your empirez sippin' mimosas on a hammoc |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 03:00:00 | |
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| ALL TEH HATAZ CAN RAIL A BANANA | |
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ALL TEH HATAZ CAN RAIL A BANANA IM BUFF HIGH PISSED BACK FROM DA TANNA ELASTIC TURBO LOAFAGE FLAMIN YO SKIES WEDGIN UR PANTIES FACIN UR PIES ALL MY AUNTIES ATTAK YOU ABACK NIGGA CANT HACK bewm. pc |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 02:57:00 | |
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| polymono plexusgel | |
| toroid dive sonus collapse. toroid dive sonus collapse. elastisity content critical. elasticity content triciticl. electricity hax. elecoeofeo e.,sdf. skdfklw. CAPTAIN COME IN CAN YOU HIR ME ..... CAPTAIN ARE OYU THERE ?? .... torid dice osnes os eoo o. toridoi sice zosn clappse. toriadoa diseoc ecoe,s. elastictic conte tciritc. eelc.txsk st.st.s elecitieic elrlerlelrelr..sdf. WE SEE A CRAFFT ON THE SCANNER SIR .... ITS NOT MOVING NO SIGNAL SINES ... NO MARGE!! ELATION PUTTY OPPOSITE. radio crackle .... CAPTAIN CAN U HIR ME?? .... toroid dive sonus collapse. toroid dive sonus collapse. elasticity content critical. please deploy emergency ployfeisefe plexueshgelslL!` | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 02:48:00 | |
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