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| Elementary school wasn't easy for me. | |
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I'm am going to get back at these children using my sexuality.
I didn't want it to come to this. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-22 14:48:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO LOL | |
| OMG MAN WATS UP WITH THAT SIET RICED OUT YUGO ITS LIKE CULLOTTES TOMATOS BOMBADIER OR SOMETHING I CANT GET MY HED AROUND IT WHY DO THOSE GUYS PUT SO MUCH EFFORT N2 IT EY3 DONT UNDERSTAND I MEAN SRSLY CMON YUGO D00DZ WASSUP XPLAIN IT PLZ PLZ CMON PLZ CMON OK WATS THAT MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND WAT UR SAYIN WAT HAY WAT STOP THAT HEY STOP JERK STOP TALKING NONSENSE SHUTUP SHUTUP IF YOU WERE HERE I N REAL LIFE ID STAB YOU ID CLUB YOUR STUPID MCGUILLICUTTY AND MAIL IT TO BRUSSLES | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:47:00 | |
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| the emergency room put me on the waiting list again | |
| the emergency room put me on the waiting list again. it's not that i wasn't slowly bleeding out through a gash in my skull (i was), but i didn't have insurance. i watched as entire squad of orderlies swarmed around a child with a skinned knee, debating optimal band-aid placement. when complete, they sent blue albatross a bill for $37,000. i can't compete with that shit. i knew i was beat. i passed out in the childrens' toy area of the waiting room. when i woke up, i was in an alley, and the gash in my head had been sealed with chewing gum. god bless america. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:34:00 | |
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| PEANUT NUTTAH | |
| rtqp only eats brand name peanut butter, so he can sue for $$ if salmon-ellahed. but plz 2 b diggin down on teh ur our my the teh here news: PEANUT BUTTA PRODUCT REKALL (recall, recall!) OR BE HAXIN YOUR BOWEL SALMONELLA PiHKAL CANT B JONSENIN 4 TEH SALMONELLA BUTTA NO MA MON DIZ WAZ DA QNUT BUUTTHAH 2 ENDALL TEH UR LYFE. FOOD AND DORK ADMINISTRATION!! ADMINISTER FOOD!! ADMINISTER DRUG!! ADMINISTER DORK!!! administer administration plz, mr. obama. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:28:00 | |
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| Welcome to Blingopolis | |
| Blingopolis is otherwise known as LinearCity. Black and White, controllable via menu, PD, FD, resedential zones. Drop-down tornado. Car traffic pixels. Bull Doze Area: $1. RCI. Anchor Plane Helment Power Commercial Zone. HORSPITAL!~! lines. dither. DITHER. DITHER. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 14:20:00 | |
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| time lapse | |
| huggly figgler cheeks giggler smokes cig vaginal wiggler. fuck shit DAMN yo. nah ma yuh-huh, she was, ya! she booey dohickey shehumphrey datzepplen downhoem. trucking laggard. gansta down homefrey spill it yo pour some KETCHUP on my manboobs can help it unh. I AM THE KAREN OF UR DREAMZ YES. uniblake ballin. who let the dogs out? if you would like to wear ur dick suck y not put it on lol. cumoslavia. walrus whale giving birth in january hale DAMN GIRL u need some mmmmmale. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 03:27:00 | |
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| atlanta vietnam microtonic atom bomb | |
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atlanta vietnam microtonic atom bomb cigarette soccer mom all these and more on scooters you see pile on the visionary zeppelin you and me |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 03:14:00 | |
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| i eat zeppelins like urz 4 brkFst | |
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dont mean 2 break up ur respektfest but i eat zeppelins like urz 4 brkFst streamline engineering pilotz dynamic hax your empirez sippin' mimosas on a hammoc |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 03:00:00 | |
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| ALL TEH HATAZ CAN RAIL A BANANA | |
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ALL TEH HATAZ CAN RAIL A BANANA IM BUFF HIGH PISSED BACK FROM DA TANNA ELASTIC TURBO LOAFAGE FLAMIN YO SKIES WEDGIN UR PANTIES FACIN UR PIES ALL MY AUNTIES ATTAK YOU ABACK NIGGA CANT HACK bewm. pc |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 02:57:00 | |
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| polymono plexusgel | |
| toroid dive sonus collapse. toroid dive sonus collapse. elastisity content critical. elasticity content triciticl. electricity hax. elecoeofeo e.,sdf. skdfklw. CAPTAIN COME IN CAN YOU HIR ME ..... CAPTAIN ARE OYU THERE ?? .... torid dice osnes os eoo o. toridoi sice zosn clappse. toriadoa diseoc ecoe,s. elastictic conte tciritc. eelc.txsk st.st.s elecitieic elrlerlelrelr..sdf. WE SEE A CRAFFT ON THE SCANNER SIR .... ITS NOT MOVING NO SIGNAL SINES ... NO MARGE!! ELATION PUTTY OPPOSITE. radio crackle .... CAPTAIN CAN U HIR ME?? .... toroid dive sonus collapse. toroid dive sonus collapse. elasticity content critical. please deploy emergency ployfeisefe plexueshgelslL!` | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 02:48:00 | |
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| streganona hax | |
| streganona hax straight up n bax old hag spinnin russle crowe some linen ON THE DECKS yo scarf wrapped around nose hooked on ur dough NUTS ATTACK grandmas back rockin the dex w/ mad fx CHANNELIN the INSANE DRAIN torusbasin BRAIN rastra train elayne, UNH! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 02:40:00 | |
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| Rumpelstilzchenfehler -- LJ geborkt. | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-01-18 18:06:00 | |
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| ##// -- //## | |
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Look, this post is so lol it doesn't even have letters in the title. Bacon Cheeseburger vs. The Pope Unfortunately The Pope was taken down in the first 17 seconds of the match. He is now in hospital recovering from the fatal blow FUck- Intergalactic pancake. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-18 17:23:00 | |
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| how little lad lentilstiltskin survived an encounter with the incredible potato | |
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tricola (the third moon) was waxing sasquatch and the lads were stirring for some electric peaknuckle. lentilstiltskin had finally hit his groove, the eclectic tyke, and zorts were a-finkin'. however, villagers were in for 1/treat, as an incredible potato rolled down the mountain and demanded the entire onion harvest. however would dessert be made?? when the townspeople angrily refused, the incredible potato frowned. then, the incredible potato began humming. the humming was maddening, even moreso than joanna newsom's voice. furthermore, it carried with it a psychedelic mind-whammy of epic proportions. i cannot describe it, and even if i could, you would not want me to. little lentilstiltskin, however, seemed uneffected.
"wat" he said. the incredible potato then turned into frozen french fries, and fed the villagers for many years. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-18 05:08:00 | |
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| transient potato | |
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sbsbdbdbbsbsbdbbdsbsbsbsbsbbdbdbdbsbbsbdbdbbsbbdbbdbsbsbdbbdbbsbbsbdbdsb manchowder encoding STOOP DUUDES THE NAME (suckaz) what kind of retard signs his threatening letters with his real name??? |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-01-17 13:33:00 | |
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| XIX 1:1 | |
| XIXIXHRIXST SAYS THAT THE CLOSER YOU GET TO MOTHER GAIA THE FURTHER YOU GET AWAY FROM YOUR REAL SELF YOU MUST USE YOUR HEART CHAKRA TO UTILIZE THE LSD CRYSTALIZATION FORMED ON XIXIXHRIXST'S LEG INSIDE OF MY BODY | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-16 03:07:00 | |
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| sometimes things go well together | |
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river phoenix overdosing outside The Viper Room blowjobs
sometimes they dont. :( |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-15 18:12:00 | |
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| On a vague and confused feeling of having been owned pretty hard. | |
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I sat down at my Ultra 80 to enjoy an evening of tubes. It was quiet and pleasant for a while, until everything began to slow down. Something was taking more than its fair share of my four processors. While I puzzled over this (for I could do little more than that, since the computer was not sufficiently responsive for me to reach an xterm, let alone to run prstat), a small, white window appeared on my desktop. "You shall perish like all System V scum," it proclaimed. In the lower left corner, there was a name written in text smaller than that of the message. I do not remember the name exactly, but I recall with certainty that it looked even more Welsh than "Pop Tart" does not. Certainly, both parts of the name ended with "ryn". A few more such messages followed, and, while I do not recall them exactly, they seemed reminiscent of a certain scene toward the beginning of Hackers, that in which Zero Cool hacks into a TV station, though less corny. However, unlike Mr. Cool, I was unable to reply, and it was the other party who was, in fact, on my "turf". Shortly thereafter, the mysterious and extremely Welsh intruder infiltrated my SPARCstation-20 as well. Rather annoyed, I shut both machines off. In retrospect, it would have been better to disconnect their ethernet cables or to bring up another machine and to sniff packets with snoop or an equivalently applicable program. These didn't occur to me at the time; indeed, I cannot guarantee that I was even sober. I hadn't much else to do at that point, so I decided to sit down and resume an artistic pursuit. There, on the paper, was an anthropomorphic wolf of some sort posing lewdly. I seemed to have drawn his tail overly fluffy; the thing seemed to be fluffed up in alarm. Through means I do not recall, I simply reached into the paper, lifted the tail toward myself, smoothed it out, and returned it to its place. Were this actually possible, drawing would surely be much easier. Additionally, the fur was purple. I am not sure how I had colored the fur purple, since I do not own any markers. My landlord entered the room, and I remarked to him about my peculiar circumstances. It was then that I returned to consciousness with little more than a vague and confused feeling of having been owned pretty hard. |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-01-15 17:51:00 | |
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| Grapes | |
| Grapes are bad shit man, one minute you are a casual user with your mates - before you know it you are going through 20 packets a day. I know this guy once that double dropped a purple and green, they spent like 3 weeks in hospital recovering him and teaching him how to walk again. Serious stay away from that shit. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-15 17:48:00 | |
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| I swear to god. | |
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I am going to kill myself...
or buy a rice cooker. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-15 02:39:00 | |
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