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| streganona hax | |
| streganona hax straight up n bax old hag spinnin russle crowe some linen ON THE DECKS yo scarf wrapped around nose hooked on ur dough NUTS ATTACK grandmas back rockin the dex w/ mad fx CHANNELIN the INSANE DRAIN torusbasin BRAIN rastra train elayne, UNH! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-22 02:40:00 | |
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| Rumpelstilzchenfehler -- LJ geborkt. | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-01-18 18:06:00 | |
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| ##// -- //## | |
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Look, this post is so lol it doesn't even have letters in the title. Bacon Cheeseburger vs. The Pope Unfortunately The Pope was taken down in the first 17 seconds of the match. He is now in hospital recovering from the fatal blow FUck- Intergalactic pancake. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-18 17:23:00 | |
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| how little lad lentilstiltskin survived an encounter with the incredible potato | |
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tricola (the third moon) was waxing sasquatch and the lads were stirring for some electric peaknuckle. lentilstiltskin had finally hit his groove, the eclectic tyke, and zorts were a-finkin'. however, villagers were in for 1/treat, as an incredible potato rolled down the mountain and demanded the entire onion harvest. however would dessert be made?? when the townspeople angrily refused, the incredible potato frowned. then, the incredible potato began humming. the humming was maddening, even moreso than joanna newsom's voice. furthermore, it carried with it a psychedelic mind-whammy of epic proportions. i cannot describe it, and even if i could, you would not want me to. little lentilstiltskin, however, seemed uneffected.
"wat" he said. the incredible potato then turned into frozen french fries, and fed the villagers for many years. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-18 05:08:00 | |
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| transient potato | |
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sbsbdbdbbsbsbdbbdsbsbsbsbsbbdbdbdbsbbsbdbdbbsbbdbbdbsbsbdbbdbbsbbsbdbdsb manchowder encoding STOOP DUUDES THE NAME (suckaz) what kind of retard signs his threatening letters with his real name??? |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-01-17 13:33:00 | |
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| XIX 1:1 | |
| XIXIXHRIXST SAYS THAT THE CLOSER YOU GET TO MOTHER GAIA THE FURTHER YOU GET AWAY FROM YOUR REAL SELF YOU MUST USE YOUR HEART CHAKRA TO UTILIZE THE LSD CRYSTALIZATION FORMED ON XIXIXHRIXST'S LEG INSIDE OF MY BODY | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-16 03:07:00 | |
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| sometimes things go well together | |
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river phoenix overdosing outside The Viper Room blowjobs
sometimes they dont. :( |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-15 18:12:00 | |
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| On a vague and confused feeling of having been owned pretty hard. | |
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I sat down at my Ultra 80 to enjoy an evening of tubes. It was quiet and pleasant for a while, until everything began to slow down. Something was taking more than its fair share of my four processors. While I puzzled over this (for I could do little more than that, since the computer was not sufficiently responsive for me to reach an xterm, let alone to run prstat), a small, white window appeared on my desktop. "You shall perish like all System V scum," it proclaimed. In the lower left corner, there was a name written in text smaller than that of the message. I do not remember the name exactly, but I recall with certainty that it looked even more Welsh than "Pop Tart" does not. Certainly, both parts of the name ended with "ryn". A few more such messages followed, and, while I do not recall them exactly, they seemed reminiscent of a certain scene toward the beginning of Hackers, that in which Zero Cool hacks into a TV station, though less corny. However, unlike Mr. Cool, I was unable to reply, and it was the other party who was, in fact, on my "turf". Shortly thereafter, the mysterious and extremely Welsh intruder infiltrated my SPARCstation-20 as well. Rather annoyed, I shut both machines off. In retrospect, it would have been better to disconnect their ethernet cables or to bring up another machine and to sniff packets with snoop or an equivalently applicable program. These didn't occur to me at the time; indeed, I cannot guarantee that I was even sober. I hadn't much else to do at that point, so I decided to sit down and resume an artistic pursuit. There, on the paper, was an anthropomorphic wolf of some sort posing lewdly. I seemed to have drawn his tail overly fluffy; the thing seemed to be fluffed up in alarm. Through means I do not recall, I simply reached into the paper, lifted the tail toward myself, smoothed it out, and returned it to its place. Were this actually possible, drawing would surely be much easier. Additionally, the fur was purple. I am not sure how I had colored the fur purple, since I do not own any markers. My landlord entered the room, and I remarked to him about my peculiar circumstances. It was then that I returned to consciousness with little more than a vague and confused feeling of having been owned pretty hard. |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2009-01-15 17:51:00 | |
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| Grapes | |
| Grapes are bad shit man, one minute you are a casual user with your mates - before you know it you are going through 20 packets a day. I know this guy once that double dropped a purple and green, they spent like 3 weeks in hospital recovering him and teaching him how to walk again. Serious stay away from that shit. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-15 17:48:00 | |
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| I swear to god. | |
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I am going to kill myself...
or buy a rice cooker. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2009-01-15 02:39:00 | |
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| the sammich break, sliced up, loaded into drum sampler. | |
| chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzz tttttttttttsssssssssssssssssssssssssst.t t t t t t t t t t tttttttzCHUNK. dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda dumduhda dupduhda ofehwfoijdlksd.l TED LIQUID | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-12 21:33:00 | |
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| DOMAINS@!! | |
i am going to list a series of domains. simply by doing so, i may entice many spambots to register them. i hope this happens, because none of these domains ever should be... some even can't be. and here they are:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-10 03:01:00 | |
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| Hello. I'm from space. | |
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Hello. I'm from space. That space which is outside the realms of the universe. If you want to observe a box, a whole box to get the overall picture you have to be outside the box. In a way, you always get to see the interior of the box if you are on the inside of the box at that time. Reading in between the lines it's easy to see the importance of said items above. Nigga please. ... On another note life is a bubble of energy. That's right, I read it in my diary. I'm coming from a strange angle but if you turn everything else around it looks normal. If 57 of these horses fall then how many horses are there left? 3.7. How many people out there have had pseudo-friends? Sort-of acquaintances that you hang out with occasionally but wouldn't invite to your wedding? Usually this variety of friend ends up getting abused heavily within the social situations of the group. Another alias for this type of the friend is a bitch. It happens, if you haven't had the experience you are one of the lucky ones. Serious. So school was shit wasn't it. Always some BS that went down. I mean that in a completely literal way. The energy flash in my brain hadn't allowed me that day to calm down in the interior regions. Absolute bemusement of the forcefield had melted the inner circuitry. Incredible! A flying monkey. How absolutely ridiculous. I saw that inside my brain. Actually in all seriousness that sounds like something bjork would say. q |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-01-08 16:54:00 | |
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| Barret-Era Floyd | |
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word has it they took syd aside, told him how many problems he was causing, what with his standing on stage not playing guitar, staring into space. to this he responded: "is all this really syd's problem?" |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-08 00:24:00 | |
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| terriblouielan persian weave for ebay craigslist immediate k-rad bid nougat shipping or best offer. will defend moral dignity if required. call 29 lentil rd., just past the shell station, ask for zed without using any words -- they'll know what you want to mean. also, sometimes, pat ted on teh hed. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-07 00:17:00 | |
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| 3001 | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-01-05 22:14:00 | |
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| 3000: A Retrospective | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-01-07 00:38:53 | |
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| 2999 | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-01-05 22:13:00 | |
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| 2998 | |
| GETTING CLOSER | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-01-05 22:13:00 | |
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| 2997 | |
| I CAN FEEL IT | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-01-05 22:13:00 | |
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