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| once syd barret ate some sugar cubes climbed into a a vincent van gogh painting poured himself a glass of absinthe thought it was pretty chill but wait fuck this where's the bog, left that right behind middle cheek followed along, once again, have you got it now? this part of the song loops the moment where the kettle is ready. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-30 03:16:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-30 02:58:00 | |
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| a quote that will make you reconsider news forever | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-30 00:49:00 | |
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| dollar entendre | |
| hey man, let's get together this weekend. drop some stocks -- you know, trip dollars. maybe short some cocaine. my cousin shorted orange julius; he said it was fyscaldelic. but i worry with all that trading, i'd wake up the next morning and find myself bumped up to the next tax bracket. ah well. so how's it going with your portfolio? all spread out last night?? value's going up, i can see she got your stock tip last night. oh, sorry, i forgot you don't like that topic, i see you're in the red. maybe you could perform oral sex on me now? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-29 19:02:00 | |
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| LED pimpin | |
| i got green ones i got red ones i got yellow ones i got white ones i got purple ones i got big ones i got small ones i got clear ones i got fogged ones i got infared ones i got infared buns bein' scoped by infared nuns YO! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-28 15:37:00 | |
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| Inner sanctum | |
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Glorious. That's the one way to describe 35/57. Back in the days 6.545 didn't exist. We had to craft it out of our blood, swear and tears. Depends on the tide but it works. No rest for the wicked, and no rest for the good either just to be fair. No smoke without fire, unless there's a smoke machine. Hmmm it's very dark but due to it being the 21st century there are blue LEDs everywhere. Not on the hardcore pieces of equipment, just the normal ones. My 70s synth has a green LED (whoa!) and the other analogues have red ones. These blue LEDs are usually reserved for bog standard accessories such as laptop fans. I need to buy some purple LEDs to fuck up the mix. Signed: Mahjong The Mother-Fuckin' Wisest. (Yeah that's right bitch, hyphenated.) |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-12-28 01:08:00 | |
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| the black art of computers | |
| hax the deluxe buffer override floatin cadillac suspension pimpin style. deluxe, as aforementioned. damn, you, check those rimz. 412 carat suckaz~ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-27 23:25:00 | |
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| Strange place | |
| At the moment we are on 7b, level 7b. I like this level I've never been here before. It's got different characteristics as the others do so it's quite interesting. Pineapples are floating in 3d in a metaphorical sense. Are you down for the funky jive? I certainly am sir. That breakbeat was full of flavour. What's this strange arm that I have, I thought I only had two arms but it seems that I have 623.7 instead! What a queer situation. Let me just continue on with my business now. Qq! | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-12-27 20:59:00 | |
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| electo-funk daddy supperstar break | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-27 07:56:00 | |
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| spy gondola | |
| exacerbated aliens experiencing the illuminating touch of resplendent snack cake floating down the nile on james bond's spy gondola. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-27 00:23:00 | |
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| YA YA IM A REBEL | |
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YA YA IM A REBEL DONT READ THE MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS JUST GUESS FOUR MINUTES ON HIGH OK YA YA IM A REBEL DONT PUT ENOUGH AIR IN MY TIRES THERES STILL AIR IN IT CHILL OUT YA YA IM A REBEL GO CRAZY PUT PBR IN MY COOKINZ FOR JASON STATHAM OH SHIT A MASKED DUDE WHATS GOING O-G2UJ90NFL;B YA YA IM A REBEL TALK THE TALK BUT DON'T SENSE THE SENSE WHAT YOU MEAN MY TUXEDO IS TUBULAR??? YA YA IM A REBEL STOKE THE STOGIE OVERCOOK THE PEROGIE GUESS ILL JUST PUT A LOT OF KETCHUP ON IT OK YA YA IM A REBEL I PISS INTO THE OCEAN, WHEN I FAIL TO FILL IT I GET DRUNK 'COS I'M ANGRY THEN I PISS INTO THE OCEAN 'COS IM DRUNK AND ANGRY OK YA YA IM A REBEL TEAR PAGES OUT OF HOTEL BIBLES LET'S LISTEN TO NINE INCH NAILS OK YA YA IM A REBEL REFERENCING YOUR REFERENCES' REFERENCES ONTOLOGICAL RAPE IS NOT A CRIME OK YA YA IM A REBEL BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR SAYS "NICK IS A DUDE" BUT I DONT KNOW ANYONE NAMED NICK OK YA YA IM A REBEL STEAL FROM ROBIN HOOD GIVE TO THE GREEN PARTY IM UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED OK YA YA IM A REBEL GO TO SCHOOL WITH LSD ON MY FINGERNAILS IM NO KEVIN MOTHERFUCKIN JENKINS OK YA YA IM A REBEL STILL THE PRESEDENT OF REBELLION DESPITE THE RENEGATE SCANDAL OK |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-26 13:58:00 | |
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| Seasons Greetings | |
| LUL LOOK @ THIS ONE JOHN THEY EVEN POST ON CHRISTMAS | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-12-25 23:27:00 | |
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| christmas day volume | |
| i've had some good christmas days, and i've had some bad ones. i've had some that were full of smiles, others that were full of drama... some that were full of getting the stuff you wanted, and others that were fraught with disappointment. some were just middle of the road. really, christmas day is like any other day, except the volume is turned up to 10. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-25 12:50:00 | |
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| i have an extremely long arm that reaches deep back into the inky waters of my brain and retrieves words | |
| affluence of effervescense leads to collapse of pfefferpeppins. sparky bach tendrils made of black quartz fractal tree back into my ccranium. back the truck up there, jed, i've got a large pallete of words. i'm not sure i'd call it distinguished, but it is remarkable in some krounreoul-verf3tney urle. diddle ditz on the bus, milking semen, drinking pus. move your fat ass off that seat, your underarm smells like a yak in heat. team acid has 303 quarterback, 808 cleeeeeetetetetttsss. when team acid wins, team acid dumps rolandaide on acid coach. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-25 02:00:00 | |
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| MERRY CHRISTMAS | |
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We hope you don't get hit by a car or some shit like that. Riced Out C-Sunz Greetz, from the Riced Out Staff |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-25 01:05:00 | |
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| crackhour martini | |
| SO THESE ELITISTS WERE ALL UP IN MY FACE YO BEING ALL ELITIST ABOUT THEIR HONEYCOMB AND SHIT SO I SAID TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD THAT BADASS HYPERFUKBOT DO IN THIS SITUATION AND THE ANSWER CAME TO ME CLEAR AS DAY I REACHED DOWN TO MY INNA-CORE OF ICE-T AND CONJURED UP SOME WHOOPASS LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW THEY WERE SO SORRY YO. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-22 00:06:00 | |
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| hair itch blow drying | |
| hair itch blow drying internet-enabled collander frying electric kiesch fish galore upload ratio emporium implore. leech khax dirigible dribble sand on the louvre puppy gnibble. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-21 21:32:00 | |
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| get rich tie dying | |
| send $4.99 to the below address for return postage, information will be mailed. do not give this information to fred -- you have been warned. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-21 13:09:00 | |
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| Perfmon | |
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HELLO MR. PERFMON, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I AM FINE. THIS MORNING I HAD TOAST FOR BREAKFAST WITH A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD SELL ME ONE OF YOUR GRAPHS. THEY ARE VERY NICE AND SHINY. THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE SHINY THINGS. THANKS AWFULLY. SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-12-21 12:11:00 | |
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| doskey funk | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-19 18:37:00 | |
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