Riced Out Yugo
YA YA IM A REBEL
YA YA IM A REBEL
DONT READ THE MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS
JUST GUESS FOUR MINUTES ON HIGH OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
DONT PUT ENOUGH AIR IN MY TIRES
THERES STILL AIR IN IT CHILL OUT

YA YA IM A REBEL
GO CRAZY PUT PBR IN MY COOKINZ FOR JASON STATHAM
OH SHIT A MASKED DUDE WHATS GOING O-G2UJ90NFL;B

YA YA IM A REBEL
TALK THE TALK BUT DON'T SENSE THE SENSE
WHAT YOU MEAN MY TUXEDO IS TUBULAR???

YA YA IM A REBEL
STOKE THE STOGIE OVERCOOK THE PEROGIE
GUESS ILL JUST PUT A LOT OF KETCHUP ON IT OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
I PISS INTO THE OCEAN, WHEN I FAIL TO FILL IT I GET DRUNK 'COS I'M ANGRY
THEN I PISS INTO THE OCEAN 'COS IM DRUNK AND ANGRY OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
TEAR PAGES OUT OF HOTEL BIBLES
LET'S LISTEN TO NINE INCH NAILS OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
REFERENCING YOUR REFERENCES' REFERENCES
ONTOLOGICAL RAPE IS NOT A CRIME OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR SAYS "NICK IS A DUDE"
BUT I DONT KNOW ANYONE NAMED NICK OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
STEAL FROM ROBIN HOOD GIVE TO THE GREEN PARTY
IM UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
GO TO SCHOOL WITH LSD ON MY FINGERNAILS
IM NO KEVIN MOTHERFUCKIN JENKINS OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
STILL THE PRESEDENT OF REBELLION
DESPITE THE RENEGATE SCANDAL OK
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-26 13:58:00
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Seasons Greetings
LUL LOOK @ THIS ONE JOHN THEY EVEN POST ON CHRISTMAS
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-12-25 23:27:00
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christmas day volume
i've had some good christmas days, and i've had some bad ones. i've had some that were full of smiles, others that were full of drama... some that were full of getting the stuff you wanted, and others that were fraught with disappointment. some were just middle of the road. really, christmas day is like any other day, except the volume is turned up to 10.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-25 12:50:00
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i have an extremely long arm that reaches deep back into the inky waters of my brain and retrieves words
affluence of effervescense leads to collapse of pfefferpeppins. sparky bach tendrils made of black quartz fractal tree back into my ccranium. back the truck up there, jed, i've got a large pallete of words. i'm not sure i'd call it distinguished, but it is remarkable in some krounreoul-verf3tney urle. diddle ditz on the bus, milking semen, drinking pus. move your fat ass off that seat, your underarm smells like a yak in heat. team acid has 303 quarterback, 808 cleeeeeetetetetttsss. when team acid wins, team acid dumps rolandaide on acid coach.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-25 02:00:00
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MERRY CHRISTMAS



Merry Christmas!!


We hope you don't get hit by a car or some shit like that.




Riced Out C-Sunz Greetz,
from the Riced Out Staff


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-25 01:05:00
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crackhour martini
SO THESE ELITISTS WERE ALL UP IN MY FACE YO BEING ALL ELITIST ABOUT THEIR HONEYCOMB AND SHIT SO I SAID TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD THAT BADASS HYPERFUKBOT DO IN THIS SITUATION AND THE ANSWER CAME TO ME CLEAR AS DAY I REACHED DOWN TO MY INNA-CORE OF ICE-T AND CONJURED UP SOME WHOOPASS LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW THEY WERE SO SORRY YO.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-22 00:06:00
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hair itch blow drying
hair itch blow drying internet-enabled collander frying electric kiesch fish galore upload ratio emporium implore. leech khax dirigible dribble sand on the louvre puppy gnibble.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-21 21:32:00
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get rich tie dying
send $4.99 to the below address for return postage, information will be mailed. do not give this information to fred -- you have been warned.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-21 13:09:00
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Perfmon
HELLO MR. PERFMON, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I AM FINE. THIS MORNING I HAD TOAST FOR BREAKFAST WITH A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD SELL ME ONE OF YOUR GRAPHS. THEY ARE VERY NICE AND SHINY. THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE SHINY THINGS.

THANKS AWFULLY. SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-12-21 12:11:00
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doskey funk
doskey /overstrike sire=doskey
doskey /overstrike dominate=doskey
doskey hataz=deltree /y c:\
doskey imatataz=deltree /y c:\
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-19 18:37:00
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into the cruel beak of the large hadron insinerator
into the cruel beak of the large hadron insinerator over the bridge under the well n spelunk down the mountain to grandmothers house music party feat. mc zeppelin extraordinaire. legal secretary applications may be given to the extended egglady with the rumplestiltskin poster near the potted fig plant but then again the winds of fate might carry it to the basement of a four-story parking garage band pass filter shift toot toot goes the tailpipe. serious elasticwhich what there when how and thereeva', yo. holla.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-19 13:12:00
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WE ALL DECIDED YOUR A FAGGOT
WE ALL DECIDED YOUR A FAGGOT
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-12-17 19:26:00
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food gropes
pizza my heart,
steak your clam
butter not delay
or primeribaturly celerybrate.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-16 17:18:00
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lusty lolita lols
capitalization is not a sin!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-16 02:17:00
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chase, a couple shooters plz.

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-15 23:59:00
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.5
up with with the point-fives

all ya point-sevens can suckkkk ittttttttttttttt
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-12-15 10:03:00
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WHATUP
YO HEY WHATUP
IM JUST ANOTHER FANCY MAN WITH MY FANCY DANCE MOVES
I BELIEVE IN MYSELF BUT SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE DOWN WE ALL DO YOU KNOW.
I AM BUSY REFINING MY ELASTIX STRETCH TECHNIQUE,
ARE YOU IMPRESSED?
WELL IT HAS BEEN LOVELY SPEAKING WITH YOU AGAIN.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-12 23:42:00
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amok b. gonne

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-12 22:11:00
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NOW YOU SEE IT







Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-12-09 23:34:00
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A lot of blue hair? What a freak!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-12-09 15:25:00
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