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| and that's when reality set in | |
| wait, you're saying that these aliens are from another dimension, and that their planet is more badass than ours? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-01 23:24:00 | |
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| hey college students | |
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And you're all dressed up on Halloween.
Don't you realize that you're in your twenties? |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-10-31 07:58:00 | |
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| Halloween themed post | |
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*Halloween themed post*
In other news: bacon and a cup of tea. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-10-31 07:27:00 | |
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| i've never really been a fan of halloween | |
| but i guess that's just me | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-10-31 04:06:00 | |
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| happy halloween | |
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they say christ, lad, what did you do? i say i stuck my head in her third eye and yelled BOO! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-30 14:12:00 | |
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| Shapes | |
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Half full. Half empty. Sawtooth wave. Monkey. Pancake. Pumpkin. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-10-30 11:07:00 | |
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| if you're wearing that same shirt | |
| that every other motherfucker wears because he thinks it's witty, like that one about going to find yourself or whatever the fuck, punch yourself right now | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-10-30 02:45:00 | |
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| LASER THURSDAY | |
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ASK ME ABOUT OUR SPECIALS? NO? PLEASE? ALSO DON'T FORGET TO TIP ME THE JAR IS OVER THERE |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-10-30 02:45:00 | |
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| MY OPINION ON THE NECESSITY OF RETHINKING PREVIOUS THINKING | |
there are a lot of things i don't understand, and here is one in particular: why are stock market crashes always called "black monday" or something like that? it should really be called RED MONDAY, because when you're in debt you're in the red, not in the black. perhaps RED was too close to COMMUNISM. that is, it would be like calling one of the recent market tumbles "jihad tuesday." i dunno. in fact, i don't know who makes any of these terms up. i want to know. i want to write letters, and register my opinion because whoever it is, needs to really rethink their thinking on the following linguistic nuggets:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-28 17:05:00 | |
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| everything you read on riced out yugo | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-25 01:53:00 | |
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| infinite malarky machine | |
| transmit post datas argylefarmeagle. they stick into teh ur amourz and explode, much like hilary rosen, former dictator of the dmca. NOW SHE'S JUST A NOBODY LOL | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-23 19:15:00 | |
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| fighting a war on terror is like tickling a fear | |
| ...and doing tangible things to abstract nouns is totally IN right now. wanna get in on this, paris? i'm also waiting for lil' kim to drop a track called "hands off my prudence" only for fergie to respond with "boys eye my indiscretion," which causes much mockery as it can be tied to tangible acts of indiscretion, consequently allowing a circumstance under which boys actually could eye her indiscretion. tabloid readers experience a ten-minute brainfart. meanwhile, stephen colbert asks viewers to taste his justice, judge judy instructs the defendant to eat his immorality, and al bundy fails to get in on the action because he's just in reruns. gargle my laughter. feel my innocuousness. spank my piousness. box my anger and sell it for $14.99 per unit. pet my indifference. stroke my despair. park your brand new security in the garage. nobody will finger your shame now. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 14:44:00 | |
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| ? | |
| so, what's all this then? am i doing what i'm supposed to be doing? ...am i supposed to be doing anything at all? should i be more disciplined? should i deny myself in the name of future accomplishment? is sitting on a futon, in my boxer shorts, posting this, the best possible use of this time? should i be doing anything with this time in particular? should i get into better shape? should i become a vegetarian? a vegan? should i convince all vegans and vegetarians that they have the wrong answer to a real problem? should i care about other people, or only myself? should i feel it my duty to educate people? should i get people to think? do i owe anyone anything? what is the price for being alive, or is being alive the price? should i just shut up and stop asking myself these intensely aggrivating questions? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 00:41:00 | |
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| time to expel some noise again | |
| crunq~! exlaim proclamation textual P!U!N!C!T!uation yugo post fap fap fap. rtqp busy pondering how to get a script on a reality vector, drop that shit, mad tangents in teh house, but not a drop of rain on a sunny day. collapse of the soviet empire caused upmost uproot flattulence and the invalidation of the maps on the classroom walls. YOU'VE BLOWN OUR GLOBE BUDGET FOR THE YEAR RUSSIA, THX U JERX. how did harrison ford get that scar on his chin? hay fuckle, this guy's on ur radios. well, your former summer radios. presedential asshat played by old white (almost dead) actor. mahogany asshat. president bin laden rumored to own pretzel factory. who needs that? we've got wall street. shaky camera angles imply tense drama. sarcastic use of sousafonium. CUT | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 00:12:00 | |
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| stereolads | |
| (((stereolads * reciprocity) - (ryan / ritter)) + crimes against the constitution) = peace, justice, and giving the president the finger | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 00:02:00 | |
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| patent application for new malarky constriction technology | |
| malakry separayes n2 nuckets. malakry sift sift sift. malakry sort, COLOR PERCOLATE!@#21 n2 bucketz. malarky sort. malakryyyy grid. distill into 5x4 jello shot matrix, cell B1 mustard vinegar suprise. snuff blattly over a spiced coil of spruce vinegar and bud delight sesnsation 2 ur taste. all guests tEiotJkld omg radhost, social +1 allpwn shedonkey. but O NO!!! exgirlfriend showup, vomit on urplatter. o shit. omg, wtf, exgirlfrien. ima calla copzon u. but she escape. copz are like, sorry dude, she got away, you let her away, we recommend mace or a tazer. i say, i can do that as a cirizent? they say, yes, as long as they authoruizze it afterwards. i agree to tazer exgrilfriend nexttime party platterpuke. will be my plezure.. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-21 01:54:00 | |
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| joe the plumber | |
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250:1 CEO to worker pay jobs to china? no health insurance for your kids? make the government work for you instead of your boss. Seriously people. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-10-19 15:46:00 | |
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| huegotztehpwnalladuhpwnunoehoomidatshue | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-15 03:26:00 | |
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| UPCOMING EBAY AUCTIONS FOR FORMER POSESSIONS OF ACID LORD RICHARD D. JAMES, A.K.A. APHEX TWIN, A.K.A. AFX | |
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hjello i wigg like 2 introduce u2 2 auctijnolz, about to eBay!! get them while they;re sconez
- A picture of a 303 scrawled on a napkin by AFX during an idle moment. blue ballpoint pen, starting bid: $500 - A pile of kebab sticks from last night's AFX.BACKDOOR.BBQ, starting bid: $1000 - An empty bottle of JD, emptied by AFX himself, starting bid: $250 - AFX's spent TP roll, starting bid: $100 - A broken MS-20 knob, shattered caustic-window era and unearthed from inside bottom of a rack case over a decade later, starting bid: $2000 - Used AFX bongwater, starting bid: $420 - Used AFX socks, starting bid: $250 - Remains of AFX's aunt's scottish terrier, starting bid: $666 - A copy of drukqs that AFX sat on by accident and broke, starting bid: $100 - Spare change from AFX's pocket, also a marble and a mysterious widget you can't stop looking at, starting bid: $9000 - Embarrassing photos of Squarepusher taken by AFX in artsy sepia style, starting bid: $5000 - Figs AFX deemed unedible and tossed, starting bid: $86 - Coupons for all of AFX's favorite foods, starting bid: $800 - A night of drinkqs at the battlecruiser, starting bid: $20,000 thjanxu 4ur att3nszhun, goodbai. |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2008-10-14 13:13:00 | |
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| ROY SUPPORT RePUBLIKANZzzzzzz | |
| VOTE FOR JOHN MCCAIN BECAUSE IF YOU DONT THE TERRORISTS WIN, OKAY? I AM SUPER CEREAL. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-10-10 12:34:00 | |
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