Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
tiny tim takes a tiny toke
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-07 20:54:00
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dank
Posted by fuckle @ 2008-11-06 18:36:00
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another fine funk reverie
you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you know i wanna get next to you you know you know ya you know ya you know ya ya ya ya you know, wanna go you know you know you knowwww
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-05 16:22:00
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funk jobs aren't the way they used to be
just to let you nknow man okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-11-05 00:36:00
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Voting form

Rednecks

Niggers
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-11-04 18:22:00
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and that's when reality set in
wait, you're saying that these aliens are from another dimension, and that their planet is more badass than ours?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-11-01 23:24:00
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hey college students
And you're all dressed up on Halloween.

Don't you realize that you're in your twenties?
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-10-31 07:58:00
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Halloween themed post
*Halloween themed post*

In other news: bacon and a cup of tea.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-10-31 07:27:00
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i've never really been a fan of halloween
but i guess that's just me
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-10-31 04:06:00
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happy halloween
they say
christ, lad, what did you do?
i say
i stuck my head in her third eye
and yelled

BOO!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-30 14:12:00
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Shapes
Half full.
Half empty.
Sawtooth wave.
Monkey.
Pancake.
Pumpkin.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-10-30 11:07:00
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if you're wearing that same shirt
that every other motherfucker wears because he thinks it's witty, like that one about going to find yourself or whatever the fuck, punch yourself right now
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-10-30 02:45:00
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LASER THURSDAY
ASK ME ABOUT OUR SPECIALS?
NO?
PLEASE?
ALSO DON'T FORGET TO TIP ME
THE JAR IS OVER THERE
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-10-30 02:45:00
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MY OPINION ON THE NECESSITY OF RETHINKING PREVIOUS THINKING
there are a lot of things i don't understand, and here is one in particular: why are stock market crashes always called "black monday" or something like that? it should really be called RED MONDAY, because when you're in debt you're in the red, not in the black. perhaps RED was too close to COMMUNISM. that is, it would be like calling one of the recent market tumbles "jihad tuesday." i dunno. in fact, i don't know who makes any of these terms up. i want to know. i want to write letters, and register my opinion because whoever it is, needs to really rethink their thinking on the following linguistic nuggets:
  • french fries they are not french. perhaps, however, they are frenched, "to french" being a verb regarding something done to uncooked potatos. however, i've never been able to successfully order unfrenched fries, so i strongly suspect that it's just nonsense.
  • value-added translation: value-removed-from-your-pocket.
  • enola gay omg lol gay.
  • hamburger not made of ham. i don't think it's from hamburg, and i don't think frankfooters are made in germany. however, beer is.
  • milkshake actually mixed ice cream and milk, as opposed to merely shaken milk. i'll let this one off easy, however, as it DOES involve milk, and the structure of the word allowed kelis to bestow lyrical pwn upon all teh hataz.
  • S.A.R.S. acronyms should stay in the tech industry, you dig? all sorts of trouble starts when doctors and politicians start using acronyns (P.A.T.R.I.O.T.?!). in any case, i imagine the S.A.R.S. to be a secret, military, orbiting space-laser of death. of course, it gets hijacked by communists terrorists, and only james bond can recover the keys to the S.A.R.S. (Super Annihiliating Retroactive Spacelaser)
  • HUMMER, HUM-V what the troops do on shore leave is their own goddamn business.
  • Esquire This word is too cool to waste on lawyers. I firmly believe that, to sign "Esquire" after your name, you must slay a dragon.
  • Digital Rights Management let's just cut the bullshit and call it what it is: "Pain In The Ass"
  • Joe The Plumber I'm never going to be able to look a plumber in the eye again. It must be an embarassing profession to be in, at the moment -- and if your name is Joe, well, I'd probably fucking jump ship and become a carpenter.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-28 17:05:00
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everything you read on riced out yugo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-25 01:53:00
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infinite malarky machine
transmit post datas argylefarmeagle. they stick into teh ur amourz and explode, much like hilary rosen, former dictator of the dmca. NOW SHE'S JUST A NOBODY LOL
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-23 19:15:00
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fighting a war on terror is like tickling a fear
...and doing tangible things to abstract nouns is totally IN right now. wanna get in on this, paris? i'm also waiting for lil' kim to drop a track called "hands off my prudence" only for fergie to respond with "boys eye my indiscretion," which causes much mockery as it can be tied to tangible acts of indiscretion, consequently allowing a circumstance under which boys actually could eye her indiscretion. tabloid readers experience a ten-minute brainfart. meanwhile, stephen colbert asks viewers to taste his justice, judge judy instructs the defendant to eat his immorality, and al bundy fails to get in on the action because he's just in reruns. gargle my laughter. feel my innocuousness. spank my piousness. box my anger and sell it for $14.99 per unit. pet my indifference. stroke my despair. park your brand new security in the garage. nobody will finger your shame now.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 14:44:00
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?
so, what's all this then? am i doing what i'm supposed to be doing? ...am i supposed to be doing anything at all? should i be more disciplined? should i deny myself in the name of future accomplishment? is sitting on a futon, in my boxer shorts, posting this, the best possible use of this time? should i be doing anything with this time in particular? should i get into better shape? should i become a vegetarian? a vegan? should i convince all vegans and vegetarians that they have the wrong answer to a real problem? should i care about other people, or only myself? should i feel it my duty to educate people? should i get people to think? do i owe anyone anything? what is the price for being alive, or is being alive the price? should i just shut up and stop asking myself these intensely aggrivating questions?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 00:41:00
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time to expel some noise again
crunq~! exlaim proclamation textual P!U!N!C!T!uation yugo post fap fap fap. rtqp busy pondering how to get a script on a reality vector, drop that shit, mad tangents in teh house, but not a drop of rain on a sunny day. collapse of the soviet empire caused upmost uproot flattulence and the invalidation of the maps on the classroom walls. YOU'VE BLOWN OUR GLOBE BUDGET FOR THE YEAR RUSSIA, THX U JERX. how did harrison ford get that scar on his chin? hay fuckle, this guy's on ur radios. well, your former summer radios. presedential asshat played by old white (almost dead) actor. mahogany asshat. president bin laden rumored to own pretzel factory. who needs that? we've got wall street. shaky camera angles imply tense drama. sarcastic use of sousafonium. CUT
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 00:12:00
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stereolads
(((stereolads * reciprocity) - (ryan / ritter)) + crimes against the constitution) = peace, justice, and giving the president the finger
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-10-22 00:02:00
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