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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-08-23 22:24:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-08-23 22:16:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-23 18:23:00 | |
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- gazzlegrazzle - toweltrowel - sooperstooper - coopercrooper - pooperprooper - propellerelper - tototroter - rototroper - xyznex - 3n4 - ^ |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-23 13:09:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-21 08:33:00 | |
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| Earlier | |
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Earlier, around noon, there was a knock at the door in my humble abode. I was shocked and disturbed to find that the person in which was responsible for the knock was not wearing a hat at all. I find it despicable that in this day and age people have such complete ignorance in the field of basic manners. I myself wear my top hat inside my house as well to maintain an air of respectability within my family. A hat represents strong morale fibre and common decency… being without a hat (especially when one is outside the home) is rudeness at it’s highest. Signed, Q. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-20 21:15:00 | |
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| you can blame adolf hitler for absolutely anything | |
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few people have anything good to say about hitler, and for good reason: the guy was a total jerk. seriously, adolf, why did you have to be such a jerk?? jeez. he's good to rip on when you're annoyed, and just want to cuss someone or something out... in a socially acceptable manner!! if anyone asks why you're screaming curses, simply explain what a jerk ol' adolf was, and all will be forgiven. particularly if the plaintiff is jewish.
in fact, i've been thinking: whenever anything goes wrong, maybe i should simply blame hitler. you really can find a way to blame adolf hitler for just about anything... "OW!! i stubbed my TOE!! goddamn that ADOLF HITLER!!!" you see, adolf hitler created a lot of chaos and despair in this world. to this day, we haven't cleared all of it up. the despair weighs heavily on my mind, causing me to get lost in thought... and walk into coffee tables. given enough pondering time, you can blame anything on anything, which underscores what a pointless exercise it is. it also reminds us that words are a lie. all words are made up by people. there are things you can't put into words. words are a smaller world encompassed by a larger one: the universe. consequently, they can never really explain the universe completely and definitely. they are limited. they are never the final truth, in a zen kind of way. a lie. while we're here: - the smaller-world larger-world dealio is what those analog vs. digital cats are on about. my opinion: people forget that analog is also limited - politics and governments are fucked because it's all about blame and never about solutions - i'm out of beer, so this post is over |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-19 19:28:00 | |
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| beach blowout | |
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H(!)ay u n2 new orleans funeral? Come in and demand the world. Cake. slides. intrinsic to cake's nature. Cut me a check and I'll get back to you. Roman candles, trucks, anti-gravity machine. CUM! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-08-19 09:15:00 | |
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| bombay the avant-garde way | |
| light kerchunk. dj shadow sonic-a-like. which i actually do. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-19 08:59:00 | |
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| A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A VERY SPECIAL ACID LORD | |
| happy birfday richy analords deluxed pui pin 3400 and a bottle of scones on toast. may all ur elastic kiessster vordhosgboom shedonky. konghoner sLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP goes the splare frum. FLANnnnnge. hangabbllbe autochunky. preset, preset, maciuntosh? sony vaio toot toot goes the JL COOPER CS-32 lol. what u doin richard, mixin' solitarez? nooo!?? dub trax anonmymous? spin spin, shove fader, puitchbend recycle reverse the aural whammy. push push youjr cs-32, xtend dub trax reverb fx BEEP BEEP, fsdlkfsjldkAFTERPOSTY!! 2begin. im going down two (3030 fart) lalal. i hope to see you soon in (3030 fart, 808), lalala. something 'bout those little pills, unrill, the thrills, the ills, the chills, they kill a million braincellssszzzrrrrEARrraaa! zzzrt!! raaa!@! rraaa~!! zzrtbASS. lala. RAAAArrrt. butubutubutu ubutuutu butuubuut ubuub CLANK HERE COMES TEH COWBELL djkdldjlkkfjj fjjsslkls fjlsdkfk sklfl sklf Zhrhha BORR# YEAHGH!@ YEAHAHH !@ YHEHRFAH YHSHEYS EHYehht 23 BO oarRRRAAAAghghghghshglfdkjlkvb kjporgvkposkvpodsfkoopkosconesonesonesonsssssssjkdfljksd f burzoto 3- 3rahahahahaha 3930939393 fcmmcmc AHHWAW AHHAW AHWHAW KDL... raise da house, creak creak. zjwj42 cut back 2 essentialz. sliiiide. raaa34u9uwoi boris. lbg0-w- pickto puing. pickto ping. richto ping. wat wat wat wat wat wat w flANNTEGEwat wat breaks wat funk wat bass wat cut wat relapse wat flange wat voice wat style wat choice pluck breakdown zzZRRRT. plung along. dunt dunt dunt dunt. a~~~ million brain cells. buzzing bee vocal distort, computer sound gobble. rtor3oo. x993 dun dun dun Dat dut. duntachunta duntacha BEEEP! sdjk duynttttt BEEEP! sljdjfkl g,d..fd,.g...g sdf..fd.... . .. . | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-18 19:19:00 | |
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| Riced Out Cellar Door | |
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A conversation in the style of Jane Austin Dr. Arturius Qewpie steps into the office of Lord Argyle the 9000th. "Excuse me sir, were you blowing your nose or sharpening a pencil, from down the hallway the distinction was indistinct." "No sir, I was not." "What were, then?" "I know nothing of the sort and I'm far too busy for this particular line of questioning. I suggest you turn your cape and vacate my office immediately unless you have pertinent business worth conducting." "My cape is incapable of vacillation, hence my assumptions upon visitation. I can conduct orchestras, but not businesses. There are far too many egos involved." "Shall I summon security? Must we maintain this facade any longer? My patience with you is growing quite thin, Mr. what's-his-face, if that is your real name." "That's DOCTOR what's-his-phace, thank you, how dare you spell it with an F. by the looks of you, you can't be more than level 12, and you have to be level 27 to summon security guards of high enough level to cave my skull in." "Bullocks! Can't you see that I'm distraught after a amphibious dingo ate my baby in the seas of Narnia and that I'm just trying to commit myself to simple tasks? I beg of thee to express your intentions before like a twitching vessel at the bottom of the ocean I shall become a nervous wreck!" "If you're having trouble COMMITing, as a doctor, I would suggest you check your SQL syntax. In any case, I am collecting statistics on sonic decoding, in the name of conducting an investigation, on authority of grand dutchess skeet ulrich, to determine the feasability of determining what is going on, from the sounds which eminate from those goings-on." "I see! Why did thoust nayeth mention the dutchess in the first place? We could have avoided this rigmarole alltogether. Is there anything I can do to further your completion efforts? Perhaps wipe down your cape or provide a teaspoon of refined beet sugar?" "I require only putty. Lots of putty." "I have no putty and I'm perturbed by your pervish desires of the forbidden material deemed recreational by the provincial government of the Isle of Man! The dutchess would never employ someone who works with putty. This I know for a fact!" "Don't knock it till you've tried it, as he who denies it, supplies it... Though the Dutches Queen would be mighty mean, if you were to report it... let's just keep this our little secret, here, let us snort it." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-18 10:50:00 | |
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| bluezleberry rotochopper | |
| proclamation of exclamation containination. continued yugo masturbation. fap fap fap comedic elation. man, do i need a vacation. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-18 10:10:00 | |
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| on the scatological tip | |
| the fart weights heavy against my anus. lady ada, please. stop coding such phartz. please. just check check the babbage numberz. grumpy acid. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-18 08:32:00 | |
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| I'M AN 11.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS | |
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the universe works in strange ways set me up with things that can't work or can they fuck you universe you fucking cunt ice cube says "stand tall live your life to the limit"... should i listen to the rapper or to society's expectations he says "don't let this motherfuckin system devour you.. i won't pretend or act like i'm knowin you, but check it out, i understand what you're goin through" now he's talking about the man with laser vision in the vatican things were so simple when i was 3 years old it was pretty tight home is where the hatred is home is where i live inside my white pile of dreams it might not be such a bad idea if i never went home again stand as far away from me as you can and ask me why |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-08-18 03:17:00 | |
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| regarding hulk tattoo found in dan's airhedz | |
| comin' to you thru the hammerin' down teh lynksis. qsi ravin' about teh puppetmasters. who is the zunker. WHO IS THE ZUNKER??? zunk zunk funk trunk skunk spunk monk dunk. PROUD PAPA!! the man who build hammer of god. pertwidth nexon is a fiendish star wars orbiting laser of death. 81, 83, 85. chiurtz tutu wiwiwiw wigwam wordzwurrrtht3 nortzz nortzz notttttq mitzon watlieb grizwold grotneude 400 watts, state of the art. nasal infodrome, the final rotation. prescription military narcolepsy. FINK REVEALED!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-16 14:00:00 | |
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| YOU CAN'T DISABLE ME! | |
| I AM UNDISABLEABLE. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-16 13:23:00 | |
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| ITS RAW | |
| DONT TRUST ME | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-08-14 15:49:00 | |
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| 5t5g5h5j5o5q | |
| 5 5 5 five five five. Not six: five. Now you may be asking WHY five? I mean there are other (more important) numbers out there. Well let me tell you the hard truth right... there ARE NO NUMBERS. THERE ARE NO NUMBERS!~!~! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT./...TERKETNT5E, ET5R O4WEN4WET OREFWJL RW3MREL W3RE NWKREW. I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO, THE NUMBERS ARE JUST SOME KIND OF FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION. THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP, THIS IS MY SECRET CRY FOR HELP. HELP ME ESCAPE THE NUMBERS. I SEE 78 OVER THERE, HE THINKS I DON'T KNOW BUT I DO. I know what they are up to... haha. yeah they are up to some serious planning, they think I DON't know! AHAHAHA. Well I know alright... yeah I know what they are planning. Especially fucking 5, he's the leader man... he's the fucking leader... (please help, for the love of god help. help me from the evil numbers) | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-13 22:37:00 | |
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| SERIOUS LOOKING MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF AMERICAN FLAG | |
| HE WANTS YOU. HE WANTS DEMOCRACY. HE WANTS TO SAY NO TO DRUGS!~!~!~! #3#3#3#3. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-11 18:38:00 | |
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| i have an excess quantity of silly today | |
| i have an excess quantity of silly today, and only the yugo post window provides a safe and sufficient outlet. seriously - once i accidentally made a fire engine giggle, and it fell over and went boom. dancing man fancypants blue flame hair elation yugo textual masturbation. stuff ur pants get up n dance yugo trax droppin' squance. dub platez r us get on board the disco bus meltotinic spig muthafuckin tuss. afx files the dj piles all the while oxygen guitar. all fun and games, but next day sip sip headache the coffee. 18lb inanimate metal rod can solve this!! liftlift allbetter. touch touch your tose, freeze, breathe 'n' poze. find the signal. what is the frequency, richard. what is the modulator, richard, for the processed vocals in milkman? a 4sho, its just fo decarayshun. kboogie. mork mork mork mork mork mork miff mandy. big big BIG UPS, powers an entire server rack it does. but over time, battery gas magic smoke puff puff, no longer the server rack shepower nemoar. toot toot final battery gas server bell whistle darkness chrrrwrnkkachunk, oh no the halon system, another .com bites the dust. this is why you don't invest in bogeys. tbhey tend to blow. anyways, back to the blue man of fire dancing behind this post window. someday, someone will view this post, and that background will show up again. is it happening to you? if so, feel special, it probably won't happen twice. blue man of dancing fiar is likely the bastard love child of a baccharistic raver and photoshop. he looks a lot like a comic book character reallsjkldfsd ok i'm bored of that. mark mark murk mwap mwump thump dump grump PUMP sump chil chill chill chill ice in the hip-hopper along cropper filler upn topper, wait wats my tracking number? your deli counter position unique MD5 code, orderly service guaranteed. this post will now end, on the order of my bowels, which must upload data via the porcelain modem. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-11 10:09:00 | |
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