Riced Out Yugo
SERIOUS LOOKING MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF AMERICAN FLAG
HE WANTS YOU. HE WANTS DEMOCRACY. HE WANTS TO SAY NO TO DRUGS!~!~!~! #3#3#3#3.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-11 18:38:00
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i have an excess quantity of silly today
i have an excess quantity of silly today, and only the yugo post window provides a safe and sufficient outlet. seriously - once i accidentally made a fire engine giggle, and it fell over and went boom. dancing man fancypants blue flame hair elation yugo textual masturbation. stuff ur pants get up n dance yugo trax droppin' squance. dub platez r us get on board the disco bus meltotinic spig muthafuckin tuss. afx files the dj piles all the while oxygen guitar. all fun and games, but next day sip sip headache the coffee. 18lb inanimate metal rod can solve this!! liftlift allbetter. touch touch your tose, freeze, breathe 'n' poze. find the signal. what is the frequency, richard. what is the modulator, richard, for the processed vocals in milkman? a 4sho, its just fo decarayshun. kboogie. mork mork mork mork mork mork miff mandy. big big BIG UPS, powers an entire server rack it does. but over time, battery gas magic smoke puff puff, no longer the server rack shepower nemoar. toot toot final battery gas server bell whistle darkness chrrrwrnkkachunk, oh no the halon system, another .com bites the dust. this is why you don't invest in bogeys. tbhey tend to blow. anyways, back to the blue man of fire dancing behind this post window. someday, someone will view this post, and that background will show up again. is it happening to you? if so, feel special, it probably won't happen twice. blue man of dancing fiar is likely the bastard love child of a baccharistic raver and photoshop. he looks a lot like a comic book character reallsjkldfsd ok i'm bored of that. mark mark murk mwap mwump thump dump grump PUMP sump chil chill chill chill ice in the hip-hopper along cropper filler upn topper, wait wats my tracking number? your deli counter position unique MD5 code, orderly service guaranteed. this post will now end, on the order of my bowels, which must upload data via the porcelain modem.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-11 10:09:00
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all my shootins'...

"I carved this death for you."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-11 08:44:00
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Electronic music
It seems to me that instead of encouraging originality, electronic music (especially within the context of "IDM" and "Breakcore") has been a giant orgy of who can guess the most obscure sample sources.

OH U KNO THAT SNARE SAMPLE IS FROM REPHLEX CATALOGUE #3872B9 LIMITED TO 394 COPIES. HERE'S A 320 RIP.

... This may seem fun but it's kind of an excuse for not having any talent guys seriously. It's good to recycle but being fucking pedantic is ridiculous.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-10 21:07:00
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4 the melotinic spiggerts
shank matrix
think fast, poindexter
vbiltmore.gov
melodeez
amphetamine caboose
night controversey
controverseysational sense
vejubial
festiviment
operamphersanders
cokeweed
george w. nug
amphersand bush
fellatio tree
booty shrub
nipper tuck
tickle dot naughty
melotinic spig elation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-10 02:09:00
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shank matrix
think fast, poindexter
vbiltmore.gov
melodeez
amphetamine caboose
night controversey
controverseysational sense
vejubial
festiviment
operamphersanders
cokeweed
george w. nug
amphersand bush
fellatio tree
booty shrub
nipper tuck
tickle dot naughty
melotinic spig elation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-10 02:08:00
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ein wenig festlicher
että se syödään tunti
oranssi juoma, joka pikkutytön
piirakkakuviot
Pidän yöelämä, haluan tanssia.

i danced with a gay.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-08-09 15:00:00
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ein wenig festlicher
että se syödään tunti
oranssi juoma, joka pikkutytön
piirakkakuviot
Pidän yöelämä, haluan tanssia.

i danced with a gay.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-08-09 15:00:00
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russians are getting bananas on the street EVERYWHERE!!!!
no, stop that. STOP THAT! bad russians. stop getting bananas on the street. russians, stop getting bananas on the street! it is not cool to get bananas on the street, russians, ok, russians? getting bananas on the street means the russians getting the bananas up all in that which was wat yo, it ain't cool. so, russians everwhere: stop getting bananas in the street, everywhere. also, russians everywhere: stop other russians that which bananas in the street get, everywhere.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-09 12:39:00
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Witness the awesome power...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-07 23:27:00
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GARY McKINNON IS A UFO
gary mckinnon is solo. gary mckinnon hacked my base. gary mckinnon hacked cough beer cannabis. gary mckinnon hacked my ufo. gary mckinnon IS a ufo. gary mckinnon is fighting extradition through suspicion. free gary mckinnon, but brad pitt's gonna cost ya. gary mckinnon is a ufo. gary mckinnon hacked my ufo. gary mckinnon is SOLO. he will continue to disrupt at the highest levels, and if his pizza is not delivered in 30 minutes, he will disable the air conditioning in the pentagon.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-08-07 10:03:00
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wots ur gametag lol
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-08-06 10:19:00
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MY BABY MAMA'S GAMER SCORE IS HIGHER THAN YOURS
NO SERIOUSLY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT FUCK!1!!1231241958195159%!#@$oafdks DONT RAISE HELL WITH ME SON11141414
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER COP IS GIVIN ME SHIT SAYIN WHAT I'M DOIN WALKIN THE STREETS AT NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK I'M DOING WALKIN THE STREETS AT NIGHT I DONT DRIVE A FUCKIN CAR BECAUSE THEY DEMOLISHED ALL THE FUCKIN PARKIN SPACES SO FUCK THAT BITCHES AND THEN HE STARTS FRONTIN AND SHIT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT I AINT TOUCHIN THE BITCH WITHOUT A RUBBER
GARGARGAGRGARGARGARGARGARG YOU GUYS ARE REALLY JUST NOT AWARE OF THESE THINGS ARE YOU NO YOU'RE NOT FUCKKKKKKKKKK
HAVE I BEEN DRINKING? PPLEAD THE FIFFTH MOTHAFUCKA NEVER TALK TO COPS BITCHES FUCK THE POLICE AND KEEP IT REAL ALRIGHT FUCK I STILL GOT GAFFLED FUCK YOU AND YOUR ABSTRACT FUNK SHIT SERIOUSLY I'M NOT DOWN WITH THAT OKAY FUKBOT DONT TALK SHIT TO ME FUKBOT OKAY WHOS THE REAL FUKBOT I'M THE REAL FUKBOT PERHAPS YOU MAY THINK OF ME AS THE HYPERFUKBOT OKAY OKAY OKAY I'M HERE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT YORU FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS AND SHIT ALRIGHT? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ANGRE NO DONT.
I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS, SO LET ME TELL YOU JUST LIKE THIS.

LET ME TELL YOU JUST LIKE THIS.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-08-02 02:48:00
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jackin little
all my cow workers are very nice.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-07-31 10:04:00
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polyjerx dub platez
duntst. duntst. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntst. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntst. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntstcha duntst. dundtstttt t t tt. duntst. duntst. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntst. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntst. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntstcha duntst. dddnnn....undundundst. duntstchaka. duntstchaka. duntstchaka. dundtstchakachak. duntstchaka. duntstchaka. duntstchaka. dundtstchakachok. duntstchaka. duntstchaka. duntst. dundtst. duntst. duntstcha duntstchaka. dundtstttt t t tt. duntstchaka. duntstchoka. duntstchaka. dundtstchoka. duntstchaka. duntstchoka. duntstchaka. dundtstchaka. duntstchaka. duntstchoka. duntst. dundtstchoko~ duntst. duntstcha duntst. dddnnn....undundundst.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-30 11:01:00
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THE MONTE CARLO GOT ATTACKED BY SPIDERS
MECHANICAL SPIDERS TRAVELING THROUGH TUBES IN SPACE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF THOUGHT THROUGH THE CONTINUUM AND THEN IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST CANT YOU SEE IT NOW OH MY GOD
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-07-29 16:46:00
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a gentleman doesn't penn & teller
moussataffa gourloudzan meltronomia domeular tubular: we are all just trucks dumping on this tube.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-29 15:24:00
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Chalk horse
Why.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-27 22:36:00
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cryptomalogical findings
ample elephant panic on lsd. it is proof. PROOOF of hvvisd havin beeen t o the circus. bivork nuke chuillz. chillums tacos do require that every now and then. wolf march behind THAWPpwp sdkfnlksjdhflksdh OWOOOOWOwoowowowowowowowwowow. 35mphg do not appreciate being clubbed in phace with red thing or ur gonna get ziptied ok??? you just watch yoursekf.im a wanted wat. i have the death burrito in twelve systems. DOORKNOB
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-27 17:42:00
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07/23/2008 1045 PM
Quincy, Norfolk County.

Lightning, reported by amateur radio.

House fire due to lightning on Thicket street
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-25 13:11:00
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