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| i wonder if i can turn this 2000 into 303. you'd think i could just subtract 1697, but that's not the way it works with this stuff. no, i am limited to higher level mathematical operations such as whistling, playing go fish, or whistling and playing go fish in diachronic tandem. in any case, i have no machine into which i can feed 2000 and have it come out 303. the 2000 can perform some slightly less specific operations on itself... for example, it can scale itself at the resolution of 100 per notch, allowing me to go from 2000 to 1900, or 1800... or 300. however, i then run into a corner, because adding three is simply beyond current synthesis technology. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-24 18:05:00 | |
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| hey crypto-bizmarkie | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-24 00:57:00 | |
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| sweet warmth of the yugo post window, take me away | |
| epilial yawn bart simpson overdrama. she's piss. SHE'S PISS. epic milton quthbert internet reference for the +2. elmer fudd ehjeheheheh. jajajjajaja germans. hitler's dr. robert. mick's jagger. elvi's presley. summertime, and the living is breezy. tryin to take a dump but shit ain't easy. you probably been hearin' that things are tough all over - someone even took a shit on the mars rover. the first man on the moon, and that's what he does. we still don't even know who it was. when we finally land on mars, we're gonna smack that jerk upside the head with bars. don't fuck w/ nasa we da masta | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-23 17:28:00 | |
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| Justice | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-22 21:02:00 | |
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| hypertension drama | |
milton dorito at the mixing deck. gill spectre is/was/am/has/will be a spokane addict. hey buddy. yeah you, with the talle grande venti, shithat. you know where that latte powering you comes from? it comes from oil. your latte is powered by oil. those dollars go right to iran. you should be ashamed of yourself, you hepped-up murderous turban-humper |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-22 11:49:00 | |
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| two pounds of steaming mystery | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-16 08:54:00 | |
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| Wise old man | |
| The wise old man knows best. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-13 21:49:00 | |
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| I accidently ate some binary | |
| I was the president for a short time. It was so short that I did not know it had happened to me. It was only at a later date that I realised that I had been the president at one time. I am not sure as to an exact date but I do know it was some years ago. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-13 19:09:00 | |
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| electrix | |
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whoa hey blinky shit. button? beeepbeeep?!?! whoashit, whadidatdo? beeepblewp. malarky constrictor primed. cantonese dentionation sequence activated. whoa wait wat no. bleepeBLEEEEEEP. cantonese detonation sequence locked in, on, about, and around. BLEEEEPE. malarky cantontese dentonation sequence lockdown countdown:
5 (!!) 4 (shitshitwhatdo i do) 3 (*nailbites*) 2 (sdlkfjsdlkfjlsd) 1 (fuuuuck) ca no we de she de wo we ba wa fu we ne de wat hat nit pot zip zap el zel clor dor nick zack wa za pa za ni no ne ne na na no no ni ni ny ny nk nk nk ckfsdkl;f;lsd NOTHING CHANGES, NOTHING. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-12 00:55:00 | |
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| missive auf der bancvault | |
| beep boop beep boop my new album is samples of apes shitting on an outboard motre. projected sales: 760,000. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-07-11 07:38:00 | |
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| I'm seeing robots | |
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When you were born your parents picked out a life for you from a selection of templates. You have ticked, or will be ticking the follwing checklist throughout your life: - Get a job [ ] - Get a life [ ] - Get a wife [ ] - Get divorced [ ] - Live the American dream [ ] - Die inside [ ] - Litreally die [ ] You are ignorant. You are a smart person trapped inside a retard. You fail to see the big picture. You seek answers in religion instead of accepting there are no answers for everything. You blame society's problems on drugs. To you, 9/11 changed everything. You're a stereotype. You feel like you have to fit in. You think Riced Out Yugo is random. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-08 18:58:00 | |
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| Viacom vs. Google | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-07 15:20:00 | |
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| Left | |
| 39 turtles in a 4 dimensional cube yelling "GIVE ME THE FUCK BACK MY PAYCHECK". Malarky infolepsy cake drive. Polarity switch in the faucet. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-07-06 11:19:00 | |
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| cruise control enabled | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-04 14:04:00 | |
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| magnificent hanky-panky | |
| fikifmeltdown twanky explosian, strate trax2disk. futuristic, color rainbow, slidy dor.sold trax 80mons, yo. here's the scoop, keep it on the qt. pocket the trax. take trax bax 2 teh pirate studios mioit antennae, diesel puff puff zap shebang. 210 megawatts, pigeons watch out, trax gonna com tru. trax arrive, via qt train. trax come out of pocket. trax come out of case. shiny, futuristic, see-thru. color of the rainbow. slidy door. trax go into rackmount. shwhirr. pigeons watch out. 210 megawatts, trax gonna com thru, tru, 2u. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-03 21:38:00 | |
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| they forgot the comma. | |
| america runs on, dunkin'. megaman runs on, shootin'. jesus runs on, savin'. ducks waddle on, quackin'. catholicism nuns on, molestin'. yugo posts on, offendin'. yugo posts on, confusin'. yugo posts on internets. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-02 22:21:00 | |
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| heard on the market reamstream | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-07-01 01:57:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-06-30 18:09:00 | |
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| VACUUM NEON DANKE | |
| unique features and tools such as theg rid groove function. midi upgrade not fitted. gravy, you're a rich tan. gravy, you're rich tan. gravy, you're a rich tan goo. in the morning it's gone. gpme baby gpme. ty[ps. gypsies. CRANBERRIES | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-30 16:09:00 | |
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| cannibalize that | |
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starring robert denireeeeroetasdfgzxb;;zd; ;w;etw;ea;;;aw HAHAHAHAHAEAHH{AHA{HA{HAH{AH{A{HAHA{H{AHAHAH 1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a 1a2a3a4a1a2a34a1a2a343a412323a34a34a34 43a3a3123422a23a223a331a1a332a4a43a341 21a23a34a4a4a3423a3aa322aa2aa23a34a4a4 AND THEN HE CLICKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-06-29 23:35:00 | |
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