Riced Out Yugo
collapsable putty
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deeep breath, everyone, deep dreath. time for part two of this epoic post of digirtibility putty snax xtroaidienareifs kmslkdf cop- ckarmilziltz putty fantastic moenatxi, referencing my references, refefjejfjejfjefje recuriosunk, yugomowers in your brain now jerk. CHOP CHOP DI-1-9026, 3301 waverly drive, kicks, lol, etc. &c. &c. COMMPAFMOA AOSF fdskflskdflkdsj f STEWBOAT ham drama infiltratates epcic lol in the laowt omg mike oldfield. there were these two horses marching through a field. one was brown and one was black. there was two a man on each horses. both men were silver. beep.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-29 02:48:00
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marbletron chorizo
houratron housatrounic hhooodjobe howyadoin? fiiif300 00e e  e e       ^f fsjlkjdkfljs jiii ii iiiiiii0-0-0 ef -0--0 0dw-0 d-0qw kfjfj ffififiifiiiif wjwjwwjf noT A COMMERCIAL. mr benual? that nis fsme hoello im clarierd arsling how yare feeling u?? clonkwood
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-28 20:58:00
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axel rose above paxil cove nose
axel rose above paxil cove nose, alex grey painted his toes.
linda lohan below han solo job, lorry leibnitz calculus fob.
meetz, greez, elites & teats. meats, seats, skeets & teats.
universal word. universal studio. universal universalness.
electoral college of brainwashing. electoral collage of lies.
electoral collage of pies. IN YOUR EYES!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-25 11:19:00
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The Audi Squad

the audi squad is upwardly mobile

the audi squad is made up of closers

only closers can be members of the audi squad

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-24 22:32:00
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thomas jefferson's bible
wdc1:0:1: reset failed wdc1:0:1: unbusy timed out wdc1:0:1: reset failed wdc1:0:1: unbusy timed out wdc1:0:1: reset failed wdc1:0:1: unbusy timed out wdc1:0:1: reset failed wdc1:0:1: unbusy timed out last message repeated 189763666666 times
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-06-23 16:52:00
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hairpiece massif
inferno recursive triangle rockin massif. we got da sierpinski runnin' through a roland sh-101. output not only goes to audio, but an envelope follower, which drives a randomized pattern selector running a TR-808. the patterns are preprogrammed. CV input from a massif hairpiece is fed into a modular synthesizer, and its output is fed into a delay matrix. there, malarky happens.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-21 16:43:00
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~!!*(
tilde exclamaation exllllalcmpttion strrar pppppppparen.

H-h-h-iiii , max!
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-06-21 13:18:00
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inferno massif
i will now quote from squarepusher's "full rinse" feat. mc twin tub:

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-15 16:38:00
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AHNOLD MOMENT
you lack discipline
you kids are soft
there is no bathroom
nothing
howdy stranger, this is howsa
no more mr. kimball i have to go to the bathroom
garghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
there is no bathroom
what's the matter, cia got you pushing too many pencils?
shut uppppppp
stop it, stop whining
get cha ass 2 mars
get out
dillon, you son of a bitch
run! go! get to the chopper!
my cpu is a neural net processor, a learning computer.
he will live
yeah
you psychopathic bitch
i'm a cop you idiot
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sequence broken, ice crystals on your soul
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-06-15 07:13:00
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Riced Out Yugo's new look
This week in GQ.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-06-14 17:05:00
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HFB DIDNT SMOKE A BAG OF ANYTHING
AND THEN HE BROKE MY HIPBONE +++++++
HE DOESNT KNOW WHEN TO STOP AGHARHHARG
CALL DA POPO ON HIS ASS
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-06-14 14:07:00
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HFB SMOKED A BAG OF METH AND THEN KILLED THE MUSIC IND?USTRY
WITH MY FUCKING PENIS
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-06-11 22:24:00
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Speed Freak [Orbital]
dottatake dottatake QUE!! dottatake dottatake
dottatake dottatake QUE!! dottatake dottatake
dottatake dottatake QUE!! dottatake dottatake
dunna duna duna, dunna duna dunda
whaoaw, whaow
    --orbital
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-11 21:13:00
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nine dollar nut logs
nine dollar nut logs dot gov slash root dot verbatem plus plus semicolon \r\n &c. &c. deluxe fruity vbiv. soaked in suphentanyl. been doin dis 28 ears, and i ain't erd othin like dis. yo. slash poindexter.txt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-11 18:29:00
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chiral scroll
i am jack's prostate. i am jack's libido oblongfrotta. i am jack's smirking depends. i am jack's mold sweat. does it really now? isn't it too small to have swear glands? well that's what i thought too but you can never be too small to have a dirty mouth.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-11 09:50:00
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insane on the chemtrain
insane on the chemtrain
insane on the train
dispatchment chorizo
a supreme investement in times of fray
fsljkdf today.
rhyme away
hey
ho
wat
yo!!!
wassup?
dunno
hey bro
yo?
let's go get a taco
whoa
let's go
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-10 00:20:00
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HAIR LADY COMMITS FAUX PAS
HAIR LADY MARGARET THATCHER CAUSED A STUNK LAST TUESDAY WHEN SHE TOOTED INAPPROPRIATELY AT HIGH TEA. WE SUSPECT SHE WAS INTO THE SCHNIOOKERZ AGAIN.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-08 00:25:00
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These things just come to me
I was sitting there, trying to, like, do work, when I realized I had a yugo post to write.

There is a vast expanse of black, and a little ball of glowy stuff. You are about to experience the big big.

As it goes pop, TADA.WAV from Windows 3.1 plays.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-06 10:04:00
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–JeO1/4a-nt_J+y+{


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-06-03 18:55:00
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AN ELEGY FOR THE US DOLLAR
oh $usd, ol greenback, how ye have fallen... from your once lofty post to a morose pit, in which years of jokes at canada's expense will now come back to bite you. is it karma, or just a downturn in the harsh winds of fate?

p.s. ron paul liberty dollar lol
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-03 17:56:00
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